One thing you can say for alt-right dudes: They’re not shy about exposing their sexual insecurities to the world.
The only thing is: They don’t actually realize that’s what they’re doing.
Take the preening narcissist who posts pickup tips and racist diatribes on the internet as Heartiste. In a blog post today with the lovely title “Single White Women Want To Spread Their Legs For The World,” our boy Heartiste clearly thinks he’s delivered a masterful takedown of America’s insufficiently racist white ladies and their “betatized male” equivalents.
But all he’s really done is show how not-so-secretly terrified he is of what he sees as the superior sexual vitality of men with skin darker than his.
“[A] large chunk of America’s White men have spectacularly failed the dominance/ZFG [Zero Fucks Given] test,” Heartiste writes.
America the Shitlib Feminist Shrike has effectively neutered White men, and unmasked them for romantically unappealing doormats to single White women.
On behalf of all white men, I feel I must offer an apology for Heartiste’s terrible prose. He always writes like that, apparently convinced that nonsensical buzz-phrases like “America the Shitlib Feminist Shrike” are clever zingers of some sort.
But his writerly eccentricities can’t conceal the sexual insecurities saturating passages like these:
As women are wont by the essence of their sex to spread their legs for the dominant tribe’s men, they will wish to see tribal battles play out so that they may enjoy the luxury of choosing winners and their winning seed. The single White woman desire for open borders is nothing less than a desire for alpha male interlopers to test the mettle of their betatized male loafers.
Apparently Heartiste is convinced that there’s no way to keep white women from choosing these (to him) obviously more appealing men of color.
For this reason, it was always a mistake to entrust the nation’s future to its native daughters, especially while in their pulchritudinous primes. Women are more xenophilic than men and this difference goes deep, all the way to the Darwinian pulses in the primal part of the brain that regulate reproductive algorithms. No logic, reason, accountability, or basic common sense can defeat such a primitive force.
The only way to keep white women from making choices Heartiste doesn’t like, he suggests, is to make sure they can’t choose at all.
Or, as he puts it, in his inimitable way,
There aren’t many solutions to this intractable cognitive block in women’s hindbrains that don’t require serious divestment from the recently operative political and social calculus.
His preferred solution is a bit Handmaid’s Tale-y.
- rescind suffrage and disenfranchise single White women
- get more White women married off and pregnant at younger ages
- break America into regional entities, diluting the single White woman vote
- convince married White women to socially ostracize single White women by any means necessary
- make divorce harder for women
- economically and socially incentivize early marriage (e.g., conduct a massive draw-down of women from the workforce and cease glorifying single momhood and tankgrrl careerism)
- ban abortion and contraceptives (good luck with that)
“Tankgrrl careerism?” Really? Apparently Heartiste’s idea of a clever cultural reference combines a movie that came out in 1995 with a musical movement that peaked slightly earlier than that.
But Heartiste’s final action point is my favorite:
execute a vast, mass propaganda psy ops involving reframing of contentious national question issues and other rhetorical gambits that constitute the heart of Game to reorient the acceptable opinion avenues by which single White women gain social status rewards so that they find value in claiming the opposite of the self-defeating open borders beliefs they comfortingly regurgitate for now. (whether he knows it or not, this is the Trump Option.)
No, I can’t translate that mess of verbiage into ordinary English. But I can — and I did — use Google Translate to translate it into an assortment of other languages and then back into English. Because why not?
Production advertising is largely dependent on large-scale and largely rhetoric and other dictionaries constitute the heart of the game, only free to participate in the reconstruction of the redistribution of social incentives for white women to accept the method of opinion found for the discovery of the value of the belief border claims, It overcomes the problems of ethnic issues for the same time this time. (Whether it is this option to know if you want Trump.)
Well, that’s no clearer than the original but, hey, it really isn’t any worse.
Heartiste wraps up his post with what he sees as an ominous warning:
[T]he way forward is for White men to retake control of their homeland and scoff at the precious political boilerplate their women solipsistically indulge.
I can tell you that if we refuse to tackle our shared single White women problem, the nonWhite invaders will tackle the problem for us.
Since “we” clearly won’t be “tackl[ing] our shared single White women problem” in the manner that Heartiste recommends, we can all look forward to many more badly written self-owns from this sexually insecure racist.
Shorter Fartiste: I’m a fascist because my dick doesn’t work.
I suggest the Game-players Go Galt just like their buddy Adolf – one in the dome and then set on fire in a ditch. That’ll show those wimminfolks!
Why would you say that?
What in the fuck is this sentence?
– “execute a vast, mass propaganda psy ops”
Okay, I’m going to presume there’s an implied “we” or “Big Brother” as the subject, to begin with. We’re opening with a conspiracy, but other than that, I can follow so far.
– “involving reframing of contentious national question issues and other rhetorical gambits that constitute the heart of Game”
Annnnnd you lost me. First of all, what part of “Game” involves “national questions”? What “rhetorical gambits” are involved? The typical PUA approach is hardly a “gambit”, leaving aside the fact that you’re going to be surprised the 1/100 times it actually works. But how does this tie back into the conspiracy of brainwashing the masses? “Game” is hardly a mainstream topic for the everyday home as it is. Or is that the point? The conspiracy involves making the media focus on “Game” so that it becomes mainstream? Bwuh…
– “to reorient the acceptable opinion avenues by which single White women gain social status rewards”
What the fuck is an “opinion avenue”? Was he listening to the new hit Yellowcard song “Ocean Avenue” and he got confused? How do these “opinion avenues” lead to single white women gaining “social status rewards”? For that matter, what the fuck is a “social status reward”? Is that one of those things like the mythical “pussy pass” manospherians are always whining about (something they create in the first place in order to frame all problems as being the fault of women, for the record)? And how does this brainwashing conspiracy of getting the media to talk about “Game” enact this change, anyway? Is the simple proliferation of “Game” enough to suddenly make single white women stop valuing their autonomy? Because I think there’s a lot of evidence that points to the contrary.
– “so that they find value in claiming the opposite of the self-defeating open borders beliefs they comfortingly regurgitate for now.”
Oh, okay, that is what this supposed plan is going to do, apparently. I think Heartiste will be very sad to find that the real world doesn’t work like Batman Forever‘s Gotham City, and you can’t just brainwash society into being your mindless slaves through the use of television.
In other subjects, on the note of space camouflage, what’s the verdict on things like reflecting light? Or perhaps weaponizing vantablack!
(Not entirely serious, because I know very little about the actual science behind potential cloaking technology, but I would be curious about the answers.)
@Matt
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1)penes have other functions besides fucking
2)impotence doesn’t make you a shit anymore than being a shit makes you impotent (tho, the latter might make for a better world)
3)comments policy, re: wishing death. Immolation is explicitly mentioned as an example in the rules
You’re not new (pretty sure I’ve seen you before), come on now…
dslucia : vantablack isn’t actually useable for camouflage for space craft. Nor reflecting light. In relative term, any space craft is equivalent to a red hot iron ; maybe you can not reflect any light, but you’re still creating a “lot” of light, who have to go somewhere.
In space, you receive all thing considered extremely few light, so reflecting it isn’t a major problem. The problem is all the light you create by being roughly one billion gajillion time hotter than anything in proximity.
(and, yes, a black object still emit light by being heated. In fact, something that appear black emit light that we can’t see)
About stealth: all that light coming at you, you either absorb or reflect. If you absorb it, then you warm up. The skin of your spacecraft will start to emit light. At equilibrium, overall your spacecraft will emit exactly as much as it absorbs — same as if you were just reflecting it.
I said, if you’re thinkin’ of tryin’ to hide in space /
It don’t matter if you’re black or white.
@BlackDad
It’s a mockery site. For mocking. Also, arguing against PRATTs isn’t very fun. But sure, if you have a specific question you’d like answered, or argument you’d like countered, speak up. I’m sure at least one of our lovely, brilliant, extra special and fantastic commenters will be happy to oblige
@BlackDad
Before we can counter his arguments he has to have some. The screed showcased here veers between not even wrong and simply incoherent.
Stealth spacecraft could avoid the problems of reflected sunlight by only operating at night.
@BlackDad
Could you explain further please?
My counter argument against Heartiste’s misogyny?
Don’t be a misogynist. Life is too short to hate half of the population on earth.
@Axe
Here is a tag search for what I was referencing
Fair warning: I have a lot of exclusionists blocked, so I have no idea just what nasty crap you’ll see if you click on the link. Sorry.
Re: Ranma 1/2
That was my favorite series once upon a time, I always envied Ranma his curse and could easily deal with lukewarm showers for the rest of my life. Ironically that still didn’t clue me in Re:being trans.
@Jesalin
Are you me?
@Dali
Me as well.
I was like, “Why is this a curse? And why is Ranma upset about this?”
@RE: Everyone responding to Blackdad.com
Guys, chill out for a second and read his website.
Ironically, it’s a Straight-Black-Pride-Litewebsite perpetrating nonsense about raising MANLY MAN MASCULINE MAN MAN BLACK MALES WHO ARE MANS, GETTING BLACK WOMENS PREGNANT, and HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS.
This was my face while I was reading it:
@Pagan
Tfw, you’re too confused to even be mad. Like, ignoring all the whatever the fuck those arguments are, why do they caaare!? Also, I’m only dipping my toes, as it were, into maybe identifying LGBTetc. So, the whole exclusionist thing doesn’t bother me too much on a personal level. But, I mean, they hafta realize they’re being the baddies, right? At a certain point, they hafta realize they’re being really mean for basically no reason, right?
Who am I kidding, of course not. The internet was a mistake…
Francesca,
I saw it. And he is cheerleading Heartiste? That seems a bit odd.
@Fran
You could be reading my mind.
Probably the same sort of thing as how anytime Andrea Hardie is mentioned there’s an influx of trolls supporting her.
@BlackDad
Was it the Hotep stuff you wanted refutations of? Cos if you don’t specify, a comment like that’s usually going to be assumed to be about the OP.
Black Dad,
Voting rights, the right to an education and the right to not be forcibly married, raped by ones spouse and then forced to carry a pregnancy to term are all basic human rights. Anyone who would deny half the population those basic human rights does not deserve a debate. Heartiste deserves nothing but scorn and that’s all he’s going to get from us.
@Dali
Given the nature of his Straight Black Pride Straight Black Family Impregnating Black Women And Raising Dem HETERONORMATIVE, CISGENDERED Black Chilluns site, I’m gonna hazard a guess that he’s upset that we’re making fun of Heauxteps.
@PeeVee
Great!
Also, I’m not interrupting your smackdown on that guy, I just wanted to know if y’all noticed the mess he’s perpetrating.
Also:
me right now
Francesca, I’m doing the same…I don’t think he is as presented.
Just a feeling.
At least Fartiste is aware of the riot grrrl movement. It feels totally apropos to post this here.
No one does nonsensical diarrhea like Heartiste.
@numerobis
You can fix that by two means… radiators or heat sinks. You just need to make sure that the former are aligned so they’re not radiating at anyone who is watching (easier said than done, but if you point them out of the plane of the ecliptic then planet-based observers can’t see them) and the latter won’t work forever.
Your surface albedo can, and does, make a big difference. That’s why on a clear night (at least, outside of cities) you can potentially look up and see things with your naked eyes that are vehicle sized that are over 100km away, because they’re reflecting sunlight at you.