One thing you can say for alt-right dudes: They’re not shy about exposing their sexual insecurities to the world.
The only thing is: They don’t actually realize that’s what they’re doing.
Take the preening narcissist who posts pickup tips and racist diatribes on the internet as Heartiste. In a blog post today with the lovely title “Single White Women Want To Spread Their Legs For The World,” our boy Heartiste clearly thinks he’s delivered a masterful takedown of America’s insufficiently racist white ladies and their “betatized male” equivalents.
But all he’s really done is show how not-so-secretly terrified he is of what he sees as the superior sexual vitality of men with skin darker than his.
“[A] large chunk of America’s White men have spectacularly failed the dominance/ZFG [Zero Fucks Given] test,” Heartiste writes.
America the Shitlib Feminist Shrike has effectively neutered White men, and unmasked them for romantically unappealing doormats to single White women.
On behalf of all white men, I feel I must offer an apology for Heartiste’s terrible prose. He always writes like that, apparently convinced that nonsensical buzz-phrases like “America the Shitlib Feminist Shrike” are clever zingers of some sort.
But his writerly eccentricities can’t conceal the sexual insecurities saturating passages like these:
As women are wont by the essence of their sex to spread their legs for the dominant tribe’s men, they will wish to see tribal battles play out so that they may enjoy the luxury of choosing winners and their winning seed. The single White woman desire for open borders is nothing less than a desire for alpha male interlopers to test the mettle of their betatized male loafers.
Apparently Heartiste is convinced that there’s no way to keep white women from choosing these (to him) obviously more appealing men of color.
For this reason, it was always a mistake to entrust the nation’s future to its native daughters, especially while in their pulchritudinous primes. Women are more xenophilic than men and this difference goes deep, all the way to the Darwinian pulses in the primal part of the brain that regulate reproductive algorithms. No logic, reason, accountability, or basic common sense can defeat such a primitive force.
The only way to keep white women from making choices Heartiste doesn’t like, he suggests, is to make sure they can’t choose at all.
Or, as he puts it, in his inimitable way,
There aren’t many solutions to this intractable cognitive block in women’s hindbrains that don’t require serious divestment from the recently operative political and social calculus.
His preferred solution is a bit Handmaid’s Tale-y.
- rescind suffrage and disenfranchise single White women
- get more White women married off and pregnant at younger ages
- break America into regional entities, diluting the single White woman vote
- convince married White women to socially ostracize single White women by any means necessary
- make divorce harder for women
- economically and socially incentivize early marriage (e.g., conduct a massive draw-down of women from the workforce and cease glorifying single momhood and tankgrrl careerism)
- ban abortion and contraceptives (good luck with that)
“Tankgrrl careerism?” Really? Apparently Heartiste’s idea of a clever cultural reference combines a movie that came out in 1995 with a musical movement that peaked slightly earlier than that.
But Heartiste’s final action point is my favorite:
execute a vast, mass propaganda psy ops involving reframing of contentious national question issues and other rhetorical gambits that constitute the heart of Game to reorient the acceptable opinion avenues by which single White women gain social status rewards so that they find value in claiming the opposite of the self-defeating open borders beliefs they comfortingly regurgitate for now. (whether he knows it or not, this is the Trump Option.)
No, I can’t translate that mess of verbiage into ordinary English. But I can — and I did — use Google Translate to translate it into an assortment of other languages and then back into English. Because why not?
Production advertising is largely dependent on large-scale and largely rhetoric and other dictionaries constitute the heart of the game, only free to participate in the reconstruction of the redistribution of social incentives for white women to accept the method of opinion found for the discovery of the value of the belief border claims, It overcomes the problems of ethnic issues for the same time this time. (Whether it is this option to know if you want Trump.)
Well, that’s no clearer than the original but, hey, it really isn’t any worse.
Heartiste wraps up his post with what he sees as an ominous warning:
[T]he way forward is for White men to retake control of their homeland and scoff at the precious political boilerplate their women solipsistically indulge.
I can tell you that if we refuse to tackle our shared single White women problem, the nonWhite invaders will tackle the problem for us.
Since “we” clearly won’t be “tackl[ing] our shared single White women problem” in the manner that Heartiste recommends, we can all look forward to many more badly written self-owns from this sexually insecure racist.
@ Policy of Madness
I make a concerted effort to always capitalize Black and White, and go back to edit it if I forget to, and have done so ever since I realized something:
The identifiers we use capitals for include words like Italian, Hindu, Socialist.
The identifiers we don’t include words like bear, turtle, dog.
I wouldn’t mind knowing what particular plot asexual white people are part of. For, you know. Reasons.
(Do I get paid?)
Two points. Firstly:
They wouldn’t be camouflaged at all.
Quick question: what colour is the lunar regolith (its “soil”)? Answer: When taken to Earth, it’s more or less the colour of coal dust. Contrary to what most people think, the moon is black.
The reason it doesn’t look black is because everything looks brighter in space. Seen through a telescope, Earth’s oceans glow a brilliant blue, Jupiter is a vivid swirling yellow, and Mars is bright red. Comets are lumps of ice and gravel, which nonetheless shine like stars. The Moon appears gorgeous and silvered rather than as a lump of black stuff.
The same would be true of your spacecraft: you can paint it whatever colour you like, but it’s going to glow in the sunlight for everyone to see.
Second point:
I’ve been writing it as White and Black all these years.
I had thought that capitalisation was proper, because the terms exist as shorthand for the arbitrary codifying of humanity into groups rather than as something natural and inherent. As such, it should be used as a proper noun to show that it’s distinct from the use of the terms as colours. I’m not white (I don’t have an RGB value of FFFFFF) but I am White (I’m descended from Europeans and I don’t get beaten up by cops.)
If this incorrect, I’m grateful for the correction.
Well, geez, I wonder what these Hotep types think of disabled/neurodiverse black people? :/
@Victoria : Given the weird feelings about menstruation? I reckon they can’t deal with anything they think is odd/wrong.
I had never come across this (I’m FAR more exposed to weird white person obsessions about bein’ perfect), but a quick google showed Latina women saying there’s a similar thing with obsessions with Aztec backgrounds. And similar feelings about women.
And the white racial purists I know ALSO say weird shit about women. I mean, just look at the quotes from the post above.
I know I’m privileged being white, and middle class, and in the ‘acceptable’ female class, so I guess finding the similarities between these groups is probably, uhhh, not that funny. But a bit of me is sittin’ here giving the long stare.
Mind. Blown. O.o
@Steampunked
Well, there’s a Hotepian conspiracy theory that white people are kidnapping Black Gods and Goddesses and harvesting their organs, either for money, because our organs are infinitely superior and can extend your life by decades, or simply so that you can eat them, so I assume you’re involved in this business.
They warn us not to check the ‘organ donation’ box on our licenses, or else if we go to the hospital we will have all our organs taken from us.
@Victoria
Disabled black people are not worth considering to these Hoteps.
Neurodiversity is some Made Up White Nonsense. All mental maladies or issues are caused by being around white people.
If you go away from the white people you will be cured of your disorders.
Oh, by the way, we invented being Jewish, too, and that’s real shit that you can discuss with the Black Hebrews and Black Israelites.
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In general, the Hotep Mythology of the Eternal Egyptian Universal Black Empire, in which Black God-Emperors and Goddess-Empresses fight against the White Chaos Devils in an apocalyptic battle spanning entire galaxies is some tight storytelling, speaking as a girl who was raised on Star Wars.
It’s like Warhammer 40k, except the Imperium of Man is black people and the Chaos Demons are white people.
And I totally understand wanting to roleplay sci-fi medieval fantasy.
It’s a shame they had to go and make it ugly by mimicking Nazis.
@EJ : depend on what you call “black”. If a ship absorb all light, he would only be seeable by the fact he leave a shadow of sort by absorbing the normal background radiation.
Now, physics and all show that for a ship to be that black, he more or less need to be at absolute zero, or to be a black hole, as Grace said.
It’s also not totally stupid to try to engineer a ship who is black on one side, and dump all his silly heat from the other side. The problem being showing only the black side, as well as the shadow problem.
@Ohlmann:
You’re right that the definition of “black” is a loose one. If it’s impossible to distinguish it from an RGB value of 000000 with the naked eye, we generally call it black. However, most things that are called “black” in this way will normally reflect enough visible light to be seen, as well as enough radiation in other spectra. As you point out, nothing short of a black hole is going to be as black as the interstellar void, which means any ship will be silhouetted clearly against the dark background.
Venting heat strikes me as more of an engineering problem, which I’m not qualified to comment on.
http://fecktv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Father-Ted-3-612×400.jpg
@Alan Robertshaw
You’ve just reminded me that I once went into a shop specially for priests’s clothes: http://www.croftdesignshop.co.uk
Didn’t see any socks, but if you want an alb or a wedding kneeler, they’re your one-stop-shop.
There’s a section on their website called ‘Reader’s Robes’, which sounds to me like an incredibly niche adult magazine.
@Ohlmann
All bodies radiate electromagnetic energy. A hypothetical ideal body that absorbs all radiation that strikes it will then re-radiate that energy (according to a particular spectrum depending on its temperature) to maintain equilibrium. This hypothetical body is called a “black body” because it reflects nothing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-body_radiation
No ideal black body exists, but even if it did, it would still be radiating energy that is detectable at some arbitrary distance. Even black holes radiate:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation
Although now that I think about it, even a ship that absolutely does not radiate at all is detectable. The universe is full of background radiation left over from the Big Bang. If you hypothetically shunted all your black body radiation into another dimension or some shit, you’d be detectable by your radiation shadow.
You’d have to radiate at the exact spectrum of the cosmic background radiation to avoid this, and hope that nobody noticed that you are also shadowing-out background galaxies and such.
@ Dan
I love specialist shops like that. I used to occasionally go to the one next to Westminster Abbey. Ecclesiastical outfitters are one of the few places you can get tunic shirts and collar studs. They’re also an excellent source of cheap candles. And, if you ask nicely, they will let you try on a bishop’s hat.
“Turns out, most women want nothing to do with misogynist Nazi pussbags.”
“Only one thing to do, I guess!”
“NOT be misogynist Nazi pussbags?”
“Now. Now. Don’t be stupid! We’re just gonna have to enslave and rape them!”
“Phew! A moment you had me worried.”
“Relax. It’s not like they’re real people. Now back online.”
“Yes. The world must know PoC and Muslims are all bacwards violent savages.”
@ POM
Or you could cover yourself in pigeon poop. Apparently that gives off the same signal as the CMBR. Which was one of the problems with that horn telescope they used.
@Axecalibur, Re:black ships
If some was viewing the ship visually, then yeah you’d have pretty good camouflage. But since space is so fucking big, it’s more likely that we would use other means of looking.
ETA: and ninja’d by the resident science people
Too true.
All guys like this seem to say over and over again is, ” No woman would ever choose to be with me and I’m not very good at things. So women need to be forced to be with me and I should be given an even greater advantage over everyone else based on my race, gender, place of birth and orientation because I’m going to be lonely and unemployable otherwise”.
I wouldn’t like to try to detect anything within a solar system using cosmic microwave background radiation: you’d be looking for a faint signal among a large number of strong ones. The number of false positives would be awful.
If someone were to put me in charge of detecting all alien spacecraft entering the solar system, I’d do it via visible light telescopy rather than IR. Visible can be done from the ground, which makes it cheaper, which means more observatories for the same budget, which means we can watch more of the sky (which is important because the sky is enormous.) With IR you might have to restrict yourself to watching only the ecliptic.
(Apologies for the nerdery. You asked me about my job.)
I realize I misspelled puSbag as puSSbag.
Nazis are bags of pus, not bags of puss – be it kittens or the other kind (tho, either would be an improvement).
@PoM : yes, at the very least you can see it via its “shadow” since he intercept background radiation.
@EJ : apologies accepted, since it’s so interesting. I took the problems as seeing something at “engagement” range, since finding someone within the solar system is on par with finding a single speck of sand in the middle of a stadium.
If we were able to run from one side of the solar system to the other in several week, being out of the law would be extremely easy : nobody could find someone who took a vessel and enough food for several years. He could hide litteraly anywhere between the stars and we would never find him.
I find it hilarious that guys like Hearsite want to get women pregnant and married, when they would run a million miles to avoid any kind of commitment in a relationship.
Arthur Clarke proposed detonating nuclear bombs in space and then monitoring the reflected radiation as a way of quickly identifying all the local and potentially dangerous asteroids.
They also say, “White western women are awful! Won’t someone make them touch me?”.
No doubt everyone has already seen this photo, but given the title of this post, it’s perfect:
I found it here, on the Twitters.
Also,
@ Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major,
Based solely on your contributions to this thread, I humbly offer you my everything 😀