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Comey-Russia-Ice-Cream-Gate-a-Lago: Another Trump Open Thread Because Holy Crap

Things not looking good for this piece of crap excuse for a human being

Time for another Trump open thread because holy crap. I assume you’re all up on the recent news but in case you missed the important developments with regard to the ice cream:

As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else. The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate

No, this is real. From Time magazine.

Discuss this, discuss anything. I’ve got lots of fun Trump stuff on my Twitters.

NO TROLLS NO TROLLS NO TROLLS.

For a non-Trump open thread, go here!

For an open thread for personal stuff, go here!

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JoeB
JoeB
7 years ago

So legal types here. The Trump admin is basically admitting to obstruction of justice right?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Trump accused Comey of engaging in grandstanding.

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Any chance we can have an open thread for personal stuff too? Every time I want to discuss a personal problem I’m having, a troll or three is afoot in the regular threads.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
7 years ago

Comey didn’t just learn about his firing from TV, he learned about it while standing around with a bunch of his underlings. Awkward.

JoeB
JoeB
7 years ago

And the flip-flop is back flipped. Trump says he didn’t want the investigation shut down like his own Dep. Press Sec said today, if anything he wants it speed up he says.

Fabe
Fabe
7 years ago

Any chance we can have an open thread for personal stuff too? Every time I want to discuss a personal problem I’m having, a troll or three is afoot in the regular threads.

It has been awhile since the last threads for personal and non-personal stuff. others might have stuff they want to talk about of a personal and non personal nature .

Tovius
Tovius
7 years ago

@JoeB

Well that seems rather counterproductive if that’s the case. If I didn’t know that everything out of his mouth was a lie, I’d be confused.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

I can’t even read the other threads due to Petra shitting everywhere and spamming like the spammiest spammer who ever spammed. It’s exhausting to see that name over and over, and my time and attention are valuable and not to be wasted like that.

Tovius
Tovius
7 years ago

OT

Trump just has to one up everyone at everything, it seems. Even having one less scoop of ice cream is too much for his fragile ego.

lkeke35
lkeke35
7 years ago

And according to Spicer, he was NOT, I repeat, NOT “hiding” in the bushes. He was “hiding” AMONG the bushes.

I repeat! AMONG the bushes.

Spicer, sweetie, honey, babeh: that’s called ” hidin’ in da bushes”

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
7 years ago

Have I got the song for Mr. Spicer!

https://youtu.be/O3kcRLEnL88

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
7 years ago

Off topic, I’m sorry! but um have you guys seen this video yet?

I’m sorry too if some of you guys don’t watch Philip but it’s the clip of this man that’s just.. wow. And his chest slapping reminded me of this.

JoeB
JoeB
7 years ago

Spicer might be on his last legs. Seeing more and more of Huckabee-Sanders, not that she’s any better at the job, just less hostile towards the press.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

…Fucking.

[troubelle.exe has stopped working…]

dreemr
dreemr
7 years ago

@JoeB -agreed, I think Spicy is next.

I don’t know how he has done it this long. I don’t know how he lives with himself.

Huckabee-Sanders is a piece of work, too.

Love that Comey’s replacement directly contradicted the WH contention that the FBI rank and file had “lost confidence” in Comey. I think they’re more determined than ever to be independent of the administration now.

Mark
7 years ago

Comey should sue Trump . Maybe a court order preventing the firing until the case is resolved. Now that would be a hoot!

Kereea
Kereea
7 years ago

It’s definitely getting pretty wild. Hard to look away form this stuff to work on my thesis.

Petra Pumpkineater
Petra Pumpkineater
7 years ago

Thank you for reminding me about Spicer in the bushes. Just hilarious. I needed that.

Too bad we got rid of the Special Prosecutor statute. It would be swimming upstream to get it passed in this admin. And I would definitely appoint Comey as special prosecutor. He’s shown an ability to piss off both sides, and I like that in an independent prosecutor.

Comey should sue Trump . Maybe a court order preventing the firing until the case is resolved.

What basis do you have in mind for the suit? I was going to blow that off, but then remembered that FBI isn’t the same as cabinet. Anyone up on Agency law?

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

It’s too bad David didn’t put a no-trolls note on this thread. 😛

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

United States Department of Justice Office of Special Counsel replaced the United States Office of the Independent Counsel in 1999, but Congress can still appoint a special prosecuter.

PoM: no shit.

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
7 years ago

Just found this on Yahoo. A potential FBI replacement director was spotted at the White House the day before Comey got the axe:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/top-terror-adviser-spotted-white-house-hours-fbi/story?id=47335248&yptr=yahoo

More stuff to make everyone go “hmmmm….” over.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Haise, that seal definitely washed the distaste of that belligerant beach toad away, so thanks!

I agree that Spicy is most likely on his way out.

I don’t know why, but Huckabee-Sanders reminds me so much of Julia Sweeney.

(I like Sweeney ever so much better.)

Faerie Bard
Faerie Bard
7 years ago

My ice cream, mine mine mine,
Two scoops for me, it’s mighty fine!

Most delicious ice cream you will ever taste,
And that is why I will not waste

It on the likes of you,
So you get one scoop, I get two.

Because l’m the President, can you believe it?
I’ll brag about it on Twitter while I take a shit,

On your Constitution,
I don’t believe in pollution,
Or rational solutions
To Russian colusions.

So I get two scoops, and you get one,
Because clearly, I won,

I am bigly more important than all of you.
And now I’m through.

—–
…What a fucking ass.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

Huckabee Sanders as the surname of Trump’s press secretary is the most poetic naming in Murican politics since Jack and Jackie Kennedy. Looove it! (tell me someone else remembers Zak and Wheezie)

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