In the wake of Emmanuel Macron’s yuge victory over his Nazi-lite opponent Marine Le Pen, the mood on Alt-Right Twitter is rather delightfully (to me) grim.
Indeed, more than a few Alt-Right Nazis and their fellow travelers reacted as if someone close to them had died ignominiously like Hitler in his bunker.
https://twitter.com/LouDorchen/status/861281927541776384
https://twitter.com/Kgotjesus2001/status/861321154971275264
https://twitter.com/nickfromnycity/status/861318432494690307
https://twitter.com/homebound1968/status/861296812904386563
Others were more pissy than sad:
https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/861282811713662977
https://twitter.com/Nick_1683/status/861295475194023938
https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861281923922001920
https://twitter.com/WorldJewWatch/status/861300443250667522
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861282968651808768
Moderate beheaders celebrate the French victory of the hand that feeds them. pic.twitter.com/T7KqajsD0W
— Nina 🐙 Byzantina (@NinaByzantina) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861301073096523776
France, prepare for re-education. Diversity training and cuck compliance begins at 11am.
— Paul Sites🕶🌑 (@paulsites1) May 7, 2017
Some resorted to conspiracy theories to explain Macron’s lopsided victory:
Congratulations on your victory, George Soros.
I mean, Emmanuel Macron.#SundayMorning #frenchelection
— ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) May 7, 2017
Globalists Celebrate As The George Soros Funded Jesuit Candidate Macron 'Wins' In Landslide Victory • Now The End Begi
— Sonya Fay McKenzie (@sonyapryr) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/ReyFloresUSA/status/861313590267129858
.@facebook shut down 30K pro-#LePen accounts in France right before the presidential election!
It's disgusting Twitter did the same to me! pic.twitter.com/I9RtQU5WVD
— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/JoeThoughtful/status/861291871917625345
More than a few lashed out at supporters of Macron, and French people in general.
#frenchelection2017 pathetic cuck as leftest #france why should I give a fuck about people wanting to dig their own graves #fuck #europe pic.twitter.com/1U2Jrn1E4s
— Modded HD Games (@PriestesofMars) May 7, 2017
France is like a SJW girl who goes to Syria to combat "islamphobia" and gets attacked and raped. At a certain point you just can't care.
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861293547793686528
https://twitter.com/LawDog_Emeritus/status/861292350743728128
There were more than a few predictions of imminent disaster:
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861288793545990144
https://twitter.com/metacriteria/status/861297338878496769
https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290248684408833
https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290746279841792
For some, the election results showed that Alt-Rightists need to abandon whatever sliver of faith in democracy they still hold on to, and possibly start up some kind of Alt-Right freikorps.
https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861281221854220288
https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861288370202447872
https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861290381421531136
https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861288342465282048
https://twitter.com/populationwatch/status/861308855749410818
https://twitter.com/magpulmaster1/status/861312705474551809
https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861305642258137088
https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861312231061016576
This excitable gal, meanwhile, hoped for divine intervention. Her god is apparently a huge shithead who voted for Le Pen.
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861294233545723904
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861298654815985664
Good luck with that.
EDITED TO ADD: BONUS TWEET FROM CARL OF SWINDON! (Note, he really is named Carl, and he lives in Swindon.)
Continentals. I wouldn't expect anything from Germany and Sweden, France was the last chance, and they decided to cuck for the Rothschilds. https://t.co/BOs5Cv8j5w
— Carl Benjamin (@Sargon_of_Akkad) May 7, 2017
Carl has spent much of the evening on Twitter explaining that he’s not actually being anti-Semitic because at one point
Sorry for briefly interrupting the celebrations. 🙂
A while back I mentioned doing really well on a very important test. Today I got the official results, and I did do really well!
2.00 is the max score. Medelvärde means average score.
I succeeded at something!
Cool for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats, IP!
Oh, very very well done imaginary petal! Congratulations to you and to your brain!
Damn, they’re salty 😀
Should we call them leMoaners?
Let’s go bathe in Alt – Right tears. I notice a few of the usual suspects in David’s post. Quelle surprise ! And these were the guys flaunting the Brexit vote (marginal victory) and President Sex Pest/Wannabe Tyrant’s election (on a minority of the popular vote) as ‘triumphs of democracy.’ Now it’s our turn to rub it in. And this result is actually a convincing majority…
I notice the trolls aren’t showing their faces here. Shame, I could do with a chew toy.
La France est une voisine de ma pays. Vive M. Le President Macron !
Some good news in politics at last.
One thing I really do not understand about the far right rhetoric is that they are blaming the Jews for the ‘takeover’ by Islam? How the hell does that work? I know that not all Jews are Islamophobes, but there is little inter-action between the 2 groups that is actively positive, and most of that would be bridge building between Israel and Palestine.
Their ‘analysis’ is so paranoid and conspiracy based. It reminds me of the man who told me that women rule the world, but they don’t have to do it DIRECTLY you understand – they just tell the men who are charge what to do from behind the scenes!
Thanks! 🙂
For comparison, Prince Daniel scored 0.1. Tomas Tobé, party secretary of our major right wing party, scored 0.4. Both significantly worse than random chance.
@Ellesar: For those folks, it’s Jews all the way down.
@ IP
Congrats!
@ ellesar
Keep meaning to ask, is that your tattoo (if you get my drift). It’s really cool.
Nothing brings me more joy to my cold little heart than seeing shit stain Nazi scumfucks cry like little wusses.
@Ellesar
They blame everything they don’t like on the Jews. If they stubbed their toe they would probably blame it on the Jews.
@ makroth
Four Lions was such a good movie…
Is Adolph Hitler sad about a French defeat?
Fashionably late, per the norm.
@Fran, re: raceplay
I’ll take your word for it. It’s not something I really want to get into either side of the equation of.
re: the 10-year-old
Being a bit more specific, she was a revived version of Abigail from Don’t Starve. (Looking it up will only reveal her ghost–but you will see her twin sister, Wendy.) The entire thing took place in a modern-day AU where Maxwell (who is implied to be the uncle of the twins in canon) didn’t fuck up his magic show biz and cause any kind of earthquake…and he supports his brother, Jack Carter (canon but never seen–I played him thanks to having a bundle of headcanons for him) and his daughters via his work.
So that’s a thing that I’m playing out after Jack met otherperson (an AFAB agender peep of Fillipin@ descent) in the library.
…Geh. All this is reminding me of my main gripe with Don’t Starve as-is: until the Shipwrecked expansion pack, the human cast was paper-white (exempting Webber, but he’s a boy swallowed but never digested by a Spider; we don’t even know what skin tone he has).
Shipwrecked added a little variety with Walani (Polynesian) and Warly (unsure, but he seems to have natural hair…I think?…and a darker-than-usual skin tone; I threw my hands up and declared him mixed-race), but that doesn’t tip the scale much.
/bluh
Why yes Alan, thank you for asking. It is based on the weedy, a real sea creature similar to a seahorse (sea dragon – just Google some images they are AMAZING), but with all the ‘leaves’. I have had it about 7 years – I got several pieces from an Italian tattooist in London and I am really pleased with all of them.
First time poster, long time lurker.
@Ellesar: If memory serves me correctly, there are a bunch of old conspiracy theories about how Islam was created by “the Jews” as a weapon to destroy Christianity, keep the Holy Land out of Christian hands and whatnot.
Also many hurrahs to France and their victory against the Fascists.
@Imaginary Peta
Congratulations!
So sad about poor Pepe, Trump killed him 🙁
@ ellesar
Weedies are amazing. If they appeared in Doctor Who it’d be like “Tone it down a bit!”. And it’s camouflage like that that almost gets me into intelligent design (not really, still nursing this daft injury).
But love the tat. The colours and shading are fantastic. You’ve got really good skin to show it off too (*curses own fur and freckles*)
Most sincerely good for France.
Enjoy your tears, alt-right.
Regarding the “Moslem” thing: Well damn. The first time David Futrelle directly addresses me, it’s to tell me I’m wrong (and I believe him). *Sigh* I’ll blame it on having read far more history than just about any of the racist dipshits that do it to be obnoxious, though.
CN: Weeping Pepe vs. weeping crocodile
So we’ve advanced from saurian tears at work to amphibian ones.
Evolution at work, I guess.
I’ll admit I’m not a connoisseur of cuckold porn, but I’ve never seen one that ends with dude-on-dude action. Is that really a staple of the, er, genre?