In the wake of Emmanuel Macron’s yuge victory over his Nazi-lite opponent Marine Le Pen, the mood on Alt-Right Twitter is rather delightfully (to me) grim.
Indeed, more than a few Alt-Right Nazis and their fellow travelers reacted as if someone close to them had died ignominiously like Hitler in his bunker.
https://twitter.com/LouDorchen/status/861281927541776384
https://twitter.com/Kgotjesus2001/status/861321154971275264
https://twitter.com/nickfromnycity/status/861318432494690307
https://twitter.com/homebound1968/status/861296812904386563
Others were more pissy than sad:
https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/861282811713662977
https://twitter.com/Nick_1683/status/861295475194023938
https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861281923922001920
https://twitter.com/WorldJewWatch/status/861300443250667522
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861282968651808768
Moderate beheaders celebrate the French victory of the hand that feeds them. pic.twitter.com/T7KqajsD0W
— Nina 🐙 Byzantina (@NinaByzantina) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861301073096523776
France, prepare for re-education. Diversity training and cuck compliance begins at 11am.
— Paul Sites🕶🌑 (@paulsites1) May 7, 2017
Some resorted to conspiracy theories to explain Macron’s lopsided victory:
Congratulations on your victory, George Soros.
I mean, Emmanuel Macron.#SundayMorning #frenchelection
— ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) May 7, 2017
Globalists Celebrate As The George Soros Funded Jesuit Candidate Macron 'Wins' In Landslide Victory • Now The End Begi
— Sonya Fay McKenzie (@sonyapryr) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/ReyFloresUSA/status/861313590267129858
.@facebook shut down 30K pro-#LePen accounts in France right before the presidential election!
It's disgusting Twitter did the same to me! pic.twitter.com/I9RtQU5WVD
— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/JoeThoughtful/status/861291871917625345
More than a few lashed out at supporters of Macron, and French people in general.
#frenchelection2017 pathetic cuck as leftest #france why should I give a fuck about people wanting to dig their own graves #fuck #europe pic.twitter.com/1U2Jrn1E4s
— Modded HD Games (@PriestesofMars) May 7, 2017
France is like a SJW girl who goes to Syria to combat "islamphobia" and gets attacked and raped. At a certain point you just can't care.
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861293547793686528
https://twitter.com/LawDog_Emeritus/status/861292350743728128
There were more than a few predictions of imminent disaster:
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861288793545990144
https://twitter.com/metacriteria/status/861297338878496769
https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290248684408833
https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290746279841792
For some, the election results showed that Alt-Rightists need to abandon whatever sliver of faith in democracy they still hold on to, and possibly start up some kind of Alt-Right freikorps.
https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861281221854220288
https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861288370202447872
https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861290381421531136
https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861288342465282048
https://twitter.com/populationwatch/status/861308855749410818
https://twitter.com/magpulmaster1/status/861312705474551809
https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861305642258137088
https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861312231061016576
This excitable gal, meanwhile, hoped for divine intervention. Her god is apparently a huge shithead who voted for Le Pen.
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861294233545723904
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861298654815985664
Good luck with that.
EDITED TO ADD: BONUS TWEET FROM CARL OF SWINDON! (Note, he really is named Carl, and he lives in Swindon.)
Continentals. I wouldn't expect anything from Germany and Sweden, France was the last chance, and they decided to cuck for the Rothschilds. https://t.co/BOs5Cv8j5w
— Carl Benjamin (@Sargon_of_Akkad) May 7, 2017
Carl has spent much of the evening on Twitter explaining that he’s not actually being anti-Semitic because at one point
Sad? No, not really, A twinge that we’re counting “staying with the status quo” as a victory, maybe, but I’ll take what I can get.
Whatever disabuses these loudmouths of the fantasy that there is an unstoppable “alt right” juggernaut of a movement sweeping the planet is a win in my book, for now.
@Gipsz – yup.
I took a look at the comments, the neo-nazi are celebrating because they think it makes pepe “theirs” now. Also a lot of crying about they’re the ones being persecuted and a bunch of kekastain or what ever they call their bullshit made up country nonsense.
@Fabe
David seriously needs to do an expose on Kekistan.
Also, lol at ‘kekistain.”
They are stains. Stains on humanity.
Hey my typo gave us a new term to mock these losers with. Nice catch Francesca
I do like the whine posted by @TiredOfWhine… he forgot to change the nick to something more appropriate. @DoesntUnderstandDeathOfNationStates is a bit too long though.
@Zemyla
Alt-right fucks whine about civil liberties a lot, methinks only because said civil liberties don’t give them what they want.
“Indeed, more then a few Alt-right Nazi’s and fellow travelers reacted as if someone close to them had died ignominiously like Hitler did in his bunker.”
Perfection.
Croosters:
Yep. But then, they’re the ones who feel they should get to define what those selfsame civil liberties consist of.
@The misspelling of “Kekistan” as “kakistain”
Given that any such state run by the likes of them would naturally adopt kakistocracy as their system of government, it’s an apt name. The local vernacular would of course refer to their leaders as “shit-lords”.
Dear alt-right:
@dreemr
Fascists always hate democracy, because the more people who get a say, the less likely it is that their program will get anywhere. Funny how when oppressed people actually get a vote, they tend to vote for less oppression.
(Note: Not saying France hasn’t got oppression; that’s why they’ve got the asshole who did get elected. )
I’m so happy. I can’t believe the status quo makes me happy right now there’s so much wrong with it, but it’s so much better than literal nazis.
This could have been us, but I’m not too surprised it wasn’t us.
I know a french woman who I think will be relieved. And who I think probably already knows far more about this than I do.
@Febe
In a sense, they are not wrong. This character is dead to its creator, and alive for them. They’ll just keep on trucking with him.
That article notes that it probably would have been too hard to rehabilitate Pepe, and I don’t doubt that’s true, but basically Pepe belongs to the alt-right now. I’m glad I didn’t know about the original cartoon, or I’d probably be pretty angry.
I don’t know if you’re in the US, but that sounds like the perfect time & situation for some Yanksplainin!
Just wanted to use our new word ?
Oh, the fun I’m about to have with these loserwanks…ready? Here we go…
That’s a funny way of saying Vive la France, libre du fascisme. But whatever. You do you, boo.
Cry moar, fascist frog-worshipper. I drink your tears. BTW, Pepe just got killed off by his creator. Cry moar, so I can bathe in it!
That’s funny. I saw lots of tricolor flags waving in the hands of a vast rainbow of French people. Including one charming Muslim woman in a hijab, who hoisted her little doggie up so the cameras could catch him. She was all smiles, and I doubt she’d be that if Daesh had won.
This from someone who was rooting for a (((Nazi))) woman. I guess ideology does trump gender for them, at least sometimes.
Cry moar, Lauren Southern. But can you please make more sense while you’re bawling? You’re so upset, you’re downright incoherent. Like a female stereotype on the rag.
Again with the cuckoldry obsession. With seven billion people in the world, who the hell cares if he has any bio-babies of his own or not? His wife is gorgeous. Their heads must be spinning with the dissonance of a man having a glamorous, trophy-esque wife who used to be his high-school teacher, and them having no kids together. Is that alpha, beta, or anywhere in the Greek alphabetical hierarchy of mascufascist bullshit?
I’m sure they won’t miss you. Go nuke yourself.
Considering that Daesh and all the other so-called Syrian rebels were funded by the CIA, I highly doubt that.
Juicebro, please learn to spell. And also to think. They won’t be giving up their government-funded healthcare and their excellent food and wine for your merde. Also, they’re only electoral losers. They are not the least bit oppressed, much less in fear for their lives.
Liberté, égalité, fraternité…vive la diversité!
Yawn. Yet another tired, predictable ‘winger trope…
That doesn’t even scan. Please don’t quit your day job, if you have one. If you don’t have one, don’t get one. Please starve.
Cool story, bro. Too bad it wasn’t permanent. Maybe you should troll harder and get the Vilo treatment, eh?
If “free speech” is what you call this inane jibberjabber, France would be right to cut it off. They appreciate coherence there, both verbal and mental.
Well, apparently you cared enough to get so butthurt about it that your (admittedly rudimentary) language skills broke down. What’s up with that?
Uh, that’s because literally no one goes to Syria to combat it. We do so HERE, where RAMZPAUL and his fellow scumbags are. It’s just so much easier to bedevil the dimwits here, y’know?
(And one suspects, also, that he couldn’t care anyway, because he’s a walking piece of shit, and we all know how fecal matter is about caring.)
Do you also tell that to your Jewish wife, Mr. Peinovich? Because her people have heard that one before.
Well, the alternative to DEMOCRACY is FASCISM, and France has been there before. Some of them have living memories of it. And they didn’t like it.
Thanks for sharing your porn preferences and sexual fantasies with the world, shitbag.
LOL @ “civilized western world”. Dude, YOU ‘ELECTED’ A PUSSYGRABBER. And you Nazis are the biggest terrorist group in your own country. At long last, have some shame like a truly civilized westerner!
“BAWWWWW, WE WANNA NAZI DICTATORSHIP! PEPE SAVE US!!! BAAWWWWWW!!!”
This one has a funny way of spelling VOTERS.
And once more, with feeling: “BAWWWWW, WE WANNA NAZI DICTATORSHIP! PEPE SAVE US!!! BAAWWWWWW!!!”
Dudette, you need to stop wearing out your CAPS LOCK key. It doesn’t make you look right, or even passionate, it just makes you look stupid. (Not that you needed any help.)
And that about wraps it up for me. Phew. Gotta go put some stain remover on all this bile they got all over my clothes.
@Pen: I… uh, well, I thought it was “Marie” also. “Marine” (as opposed to “Marina”) is not a name a lot of Americans have seen.
Aside: is it pronounced “mah-REEN” like the adjective?
@dreemr
I am a usian, yes. It won’t go like that. We talk about cats and blankets and bars and boys and girls and movies and life, but I ask her not to chat about family and she asks me not to talk about France. Fair enough.
@PeeVee
Civil liberties, in their mind, should only be for cishetero white men with significant bank.
Literally Hell? Earth is literally hell? All of Earth, or just bits? Does this…creature believe her bit of Earth is literally Hell? If so, does that mean there was a Rapture and she missed it? So there was a Rapture, she missed it, and she still thinks she’s one of God’s favourites???
One of the strongest arguments against there being a God is that people like this walk around as a living, breathing blasphemy against His name and reputation, rather than being smitten into dust.
You’ll never be able to unsee this frog on Donald Trump’s chin
http://cdn-03.independent.ie/entertainment/article35683703.ece/59d9c/AUTOCROP/w620/trumpfrog1.png
BREAKING: Frog Painted on His Mouth Announced He is Now in Complete Control of “This Horrendous Meat Sack”.
BREAKING: After googling “Donald Trump”, President Frog Apologizes to “Those Who Were Hurt by this Vile Host”. Promises To “Do Better”.
BREAKING: President Frog Announces US Will Do “Everything We Can” to Fight Climate Change. “We Must Protect The Swamp, I Have Family There.”
http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/banter/trending/youll-never-be-able-to-unsee-this-frog-on-donald-trumps-chin-35683716.html
@Croosters
Significant bank? They’d like us to think so.
@Bina
Thanks for the link to this:
Village of Secrets: Defying the Nazis in Vichy France by Caroline Moorehead
A story of wartime bravery and resistance in which a French village helped 3,000 Jews to safety
This looks to be an amazing narrative.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/15/village-of-secrets-defying-nazis-vichy-france-caroline-moorehead-review
@IgnoreSandra – yeah, I was making a joke, being sarcastic, because I liked the made-up word. Good that you two have boundaries.
GET YOUR NAZISM OUT OF MY DARK SOULS!
That is all.