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Alt-Right Twitter trolls lament Marine Le Pen’s yuge loss in France, talk armed revolution

The mood on alt-right Twitter right now

In the wake of Emmanuel Macron’s yuge victory over his Nazi-lite opponent Marine Le Pen, the mood on Alt-Right Twitter is rather delightfully (to me) grim.

Indeed, more than a few Alt-Right Nazis and their fellow travelers reacted as if someone close to them had died ignominiously like Hitler in his bunker.

https://twitter.com/LouDorchen/status/861281927541776384

https://twitter.com/Kgotjesus2001/status/861321154971275264

https://twitter.com/nickfromnycity/status/861318432494690307

https://twitter.com/homebound1968/status/861296812904386563

Others were more pissy than sad:

https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/861282811713662977

https://twitter.com/Nick_1683/status/861295475194023938

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861281923922001920

https://twitter.com/WorldJewWatch/status/861300443250667522

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861282968651808768

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861301073096523776

Some resorted to conspiracy theories to explain Macron’s lopsided victory:

https://twitter.com/ReyFloresUSA/status/861313590267129858

https://twitter.com/JoeThoughtful/status/861291871917625345

More than a few lashed out at supporters of Macron, and French people in general.

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861293547793686528

https://twitter.com/LawDog_Emeritus/status/861292350743728128

There were more than a few predictions of imminent disaster:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861288793545990144

https://twitter.com/metacriteria/status/861297338878496769

https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290248684408833

https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290746279841792

For some, the election results showed that Alt-Rightists need to abandon whatever sliver of faith in democracy they still hold on to, and possibly start up some kind of Alt-Right freikorps.

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861281221854220288

https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861288370202447872

https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861290381421531136

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861288342465282048

https://twitter.com/populationwatch/status/861308855749410818

https://twitter.com/magpulmaster1/status/861312705474551809

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861305642258137088

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861312231061016576

This excitable gal, meanwhile, hoped for divine intervention. Her god is apparently a huge shithead who voted for Le Pen.

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861294233545723904

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861298654815985664

Good luck with that.

EDITED TO ADD: BONUS TWEET FROM CARL OF SWINDON! (Note, he really is named Carl, and he lives in Swindon.)

Carl has spent much of the evening on Twitter explaining that he’s not actually being anti-Semitic because at one point

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Cynical Optimist, Vapid Dreck Aggregator
Cynical Optimist, Vapid Dreck Aggregator
7 years ago
Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
7 years ago

Absolutely fucking bizarre. I’m starting to lean towards violent overthrow asap. There won’t be much country left to salvage after 4 years of this blatantly criminal administration.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@Sinkable John

Not directly related, I know, but:

social anxieties have come back in force

I’ve been so badly affected by this recently.

@IP

Absolutely fucking bizarre. I’m starting to lean towards violent overthrow asap.

I’ll assist you.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Fran

Have all the hugs.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@Sinkable John

I really needed this right now. Thank you.

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

Virulently dangerous people like Richard Spencer and the Trump Clan should, however, be put in [a gulag.]

No. We do not advocate for anyone being sent to political prisons. Even if those prisons are not intended to work people to death (which the gulags were, because the USSR was a vile and evil place) we do not do it.

C’mon Fran, I know you know this.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Holy shit…Comey must have been getting too close if Sessions recommended Comey’s firing…

That fucking troll in the WH. Jesus Christ. Suddenly that troll has “no confidence” in Comey? Why? It was just fine when Trump was able to tweet all of his bullshit biased rhetoric against Clinton based on Comey’s word.

Just…holy shit.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@EJ

You’re right.

Also, I’ve read ‘The Gulag Archipelago’ and ‘One Day In The Life of Ivan Denisovich’, so I am familiar with the harsh reality of these things.

I’m aware of the futility and inherently stupid nature of such a thing, as well.

If I command my secret police to take these people away and imprison them, the idiots they associate with will make martyrs out of them and hail them as legendary heroes, and before I know it, a full-scale insurgency of neofascists will spring into action.

So I am unlikely to actually do such a thing. I’m merely pretending, because it amuses me to imagine Richard Spencer’s dumb fucking face behind some bars for being a fucking crime against humanity.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
7 years ago

I wonder how much Comey is regretting helping to throw the election to Trump now? Comey’s reputation is in the shitter and he’s out of a job. Did he think Cheeto Benito would have any loyalty to him? Please.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

Nothing like firing the person investigating you to get people to think you’re hiding something.

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
“I’m a powerful white guy, he’s a powerful white guy, if I bat for him he’ll be doing me some favors.” Farewell Comey, you are a disgrace to the nation and yourself.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
7 years ago

Trump is like the orange Cersei and Comey got too close to the truth I bet.. like Jon Arryn and Ned Stark.

Ok, serious talk now, this administration has just passed 100 days but it feels like it’s already been years… Everything is just.. exhausting. And now we’re waiting for Watergate 2.0

feartheminotaur
feartheminotaur
7 years ago

Uh..so, the reason he fired Comey was because the things Comey said about Hillary’s emails months ago…even though cheetolini praised Comey for the things he said about Hillary’s email months ago.

I don’t even know what to say…but I expect the fox-pravda crowd to eat it up without asking any questions.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
7 years ago

This is so much worse than Watergate, it’s not even comparable.

AsAboveSoBelow, Male Gaze Harvester
AsAboveSoBelow, Male Gaze Harvester
7 years ago

Trump is like the orange Cersei and Comey got too close to the truth I bet.. like Jon Arryn and Ned Stark.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/99aa7af67b406b094198c95de8763969/tumblr_msyb2uD7fU1snexhzo1_1280.png

IgnoreSandra
7 years ago

I just got back home from going to a job interview. I missed a bureaucratic loophole, and even worse I couldn’t make words come out of my mouth in front of the guy. It was a half hour drive to get there. And totally wasted, because of social anxiety and being sick and ugh.

Now I’m weak and tired and when the dog was barking at me my mom said “He doesn’t find you cute, Diva” and I didn’t have the energy to fight her about it. And this was after interrupting me five times in the space of two sentences before I left.

About the USSR…it was an oppressive regime and I’m glad it’s done. It’s government deserved far worse than they got, as evidenced by a lot of them still being in positions of power.

But I’m still resoundingly grateful for them being the primary reason Nazi Germany was defeated.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
7 years ago

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Tovius
Tovius
7 years ago

I just hope someone managed to save the files comney had on trump/russia.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@Haise

I bet this is how everyone felt during Napoleon’s Hundred Days.

@IgnoreSandra

Now I’m weak and tired and when the dog was barking at me my mom said “He doesn’t find you cute, Diva” and I didn’t have the energy to fight her about it. And this was after interrupting me five times in the space of two sentences before I left.

I understand each and every one of your feelings in this matter. I have experienced all of these things.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

Imperial News: “Cultists surprised they were betrayed by Kharne the Betrayer.”

@IgnoreSandra
Condolences.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

I came here to inform Mammotheers that Comey’s been fired by Trump.

Ninja’d by . . . well, everyone. Sob.

What a story!

My boyfriend just told me about it and — as is usual when he tells me a news story about Trump — my jaw dropped.

Nate Silver
(@NateSilver538)
So…one of the reasons the White House is giving for firing Comey is the Comey letter, which probably put Trump in the White House. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ twitter.com/kylegriffin…

JS
JS
7 years ago

Previous FBI Director to be Fired:
William Sessions by President Bill Clinton, apparently for using an FBI plane to visit his daughter, and installing a security system at his home at government expense, among other things. You can only do that if you’re President.

Wasn’t investigating Clinton’s campaign at the time, though.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

@IgnoreSandra

What an effin’ day you’ve had.

Some days are just like that.

And it sounds like at least sometimes your mother is an “unreliable narrator,” as they say in the literature biz.

I hope tomorrow’s better.

JS
JS
7 years ago

Also, the dog was barking at you because he gets attention when he barks at people. Poor training, or excitement, or both. All dogs really get to see is clothing, hair, and faces (mostly chins and nostrils). *sigh* *hugs if you want em*

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@IgnoreSandra
*hugs* and condolences. I’m gonna have to start interviewing again soon myself, not looking forward to it.

IgnoreSandra
7 years ago

@Kat

sometimes your mother is an “unreliable narrator,”

Yes. Yes she is. She probably wouldn’t say I was speaking at all when she was interrupting me.

@Francesca

Thanks. I wish you didn’t understand, and it has been a long day.

@Dalillama

Yeah. Looking for work just fucking sucks. Speak up and be reminded you don’t sound right + think you’re shouting, or don’t and have others pretend you’re not talking at all.

@JS

I’m not bothered by the dog. She’s a pomerainian, and she’s very annoying and I wish she wouldn’t, but what can you do? I’m bothered by my mother describing me as a “he” when chiding her.

Re: Comey

He deserves worse, but it’s an example of executive overreach for the president to fire an FBI director at all, especially in the middle of an investigation of the president for what amounts to treason – never mind that he publicly admitted the truth on live national television during his campaign.

More evidence he’s trying to get an open kleptocracy functioning, as opposed to the quiet kleptocracies we’ve had ruling this police state for a while now.

I feel like I’ve aged a year for every week he’s been in office.

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