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Alt-Right Twitter trolls lament Marine Le Pen’s yuge loss in France, talk armed revolution

The mood on alt-right Twitter right now

In the wake of Emmanuel Macron’s yuge victory over his Nazi-lite opponent Marine Le Pen, the mood on Alt-Right Twitter is rather delightfully (to me) grim.

Indeed, more than a few Alt-Right Nazis and their fellow travelers reacted as if someone close to them had died ignominiously like Hitler in his bunker.

https://twitter.com/LouDorchen/status/861281927541776384

https://twitter.com/nickfromnycity/status/861318432494690307

https://twitter.com/homebound1968/status/861296812904386563

Others were more pissy than sad:

https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/861282811713662977

https://twitter.com/Nick_1683/status/861295475194023938

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861281923922001920

https://twitter.com/WorldJewWatch/status/861300443250667522

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861282968651808768

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861301073096523776

Some resorted to conspiracy theories to explain Macron’s lopsided victory:

https://twitter.com/ReyFloresUSA/status/861313590267129858

https://twitter.com/JoeThoughtful/status/861291871917625345

More than a few lashed out at supporters of Macron, and French people in general.

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861293547793686528

There were more than a few predictions of imminent disaster:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861288793545990144

https://twitter.com/metacriteria/status/861297338878496769

https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290248684408833

https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290746279841792

For some, the election results showed that Alt-Rightists need to abandon whatever sliver of faith in democracy they still hold on to, and possibly start up some kind of Alt-Right freikorps.

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861281221854220288

https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861288370202447872

https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861290381421531136

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861288342465282048

https://twitter.com/magpulmaster1/status/861312705474551809

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861305642258137088

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861312231061016576

This excitable gal, meanwhile, hoped for divine intervention. Her god is apparently a huge shithead who voted for Le Pen.

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861294233545723904

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861298654815985664

Good luck with that.

EDITED TO ADD: BONUS TWEET FROM CARL OF SWINDON! (Note, he really is named Carl, and he lives in Swindon.)

https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/861356922762612737

Carl has spent much of the evening on Twitter explaining that he’s not actually being anti-Semitic because at one point

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David Gerard
3 years ago

The Macron campaign fed the “leakers” a pile of fake information:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/06/did-macron-outsmart-campaign-hackers

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 years ago

It’s music to my ear 🙂

@David : look like a conspiracry theory to me.

David Gerard
3 years ago

Example: “#macronleaks claims drugsdeal in bitcoins. Proof is nonsense: block #2811358 doesn’t exist / latest block is #465304” https://twitter.com/henkvaness/status/861276003166978049

This is the supposedly high-quality checked information that was put forward.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

Ya’ll niggas really though you could make a precedent and fix France’s problems with DEMOCRACY

OK, 2 things…

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 years ago

@David : the conspiracy part is believing that it’s Macron who did that. I don’t think he is savvy enough to that, and I trust 4chan, far-right and Russian incompetence more than Macron’s conspirational skill. They tried to do the same that with Hillary, but hilariously failed at that.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

Weird. They wanted a woman to win. Go figure.

abars01
abars01
3 years ago

Wilders loses Netherlands, no funding for border wall, Le Pen loses France… I’ll take a crying Pepe meme for $2 dollars, thanks.

Viscaria the Cheese Hog
Viscaria the Cheese Hog
3 years ago

France is like a SJW girl who goes to Syria to combat “islamphobia” and gets attacked and raped. At a certain point you just can’t care.

Gotta love how he says that, like it’s a common occurrence. I’m pretty sure this has never happened, if only because Syria is a weird place to go to combat islamophobia.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

America should accept #MarieLePen voters as political refugees!

If France will accept Clinton voters as refugees in return, then it’s a deal!

Pen
Pen
3 years ago

Now that I’ve read that long stream of tweets, I’ve understood what France needed all along! A bunch of Americans telling us how to be French. LOL.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 years ago

Also, it illustrate that thoses bozos care about terrorists attack a lot more than the people who actually got hit by it.

It almost show that they still did not understand how the various gesticulation of the US after the 9/11 did nothing to prevent new attacks.

Pen
Pen
3 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger:chief manatee:

America should accept #MarieLePen voters as political refugees!

They love her so much, they even get her name right.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Pen,

Haha! I didn’t even catch the mispelling.

If Amerisplaining isn’t a word, it should be. A lot of us love to tell people in other countries what is best for them and what their culture is all about.

Gipsz Jakab
Gipsz Jakab
3 years ago

@WWTH:

Yanksplaining, maybe? Seems to roll off the tongue a bit better.

Austin Loomis
3 years ago

It’s not just conspiracy theory, Ohlmann; it’s conspiracy theory, but on the blockchain.

“macronleaks claims drugsdeal in bitcoins.”

If David hadn’t posted the link, I’d be tempted to suspect him of inventing that tweet as advance publicity for the upcoming book I linked above. (There was a long period when I was worried he wasn’t going to use the Attack of the 50-Foot Blockchain title despite its obvious perfection; I guess I’m still smarting from when Philip Reed decided to call a book Action Figure Carrying Cases instead of the clearly more sublime The Case for Carrying Action Figures.)

David Gerard
3 years ago
Reply to  Austin Loomis

@austin – 😀 well, I suppose blockchain is my beat now …

current working title is “the damn book”. I have spent this weekend doing rock journalism (a product nobody wants in 2017) and conspicuously not finishing off the book.

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie on the floor and make seal noises.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@abars01

Wilders loses Netherlands, no funding for border wall, Le Pen loses France… I’ll take a crying Pepe meme for $2 dollars, thanks.

Apparently Pepe is dead

Zemyla
Zemyla
3 years ago

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“How dare the populace express its honest opinion about which candidate they like! They should put our candidate in office even though 2/3 of the people in France don’t like her!”

JS
JS
3 years ago

Which kind of seal? Navy, harbor, royal, piston, notary, oil… I often feel sorry for people having to learn English due to things like this. Then I remember how much fun you can have with English for exactly the same reason.

dreemr
dreemr
3 years ago

@Zemyla

That legitimately cracks me up. “This is what’s wrong with democracy!”

lkeke35
lkeke35
3 years ago

Pour la france:

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Francesca Torpedo
Francesca Torpedo
3 years ago

Anyone else just feeling a little sad about this?

We should have been seeing all these upset white people after Hillary became president.

France is living the dream that was denied to us.

Just imagine if we had woken up on post-election day to see all these sad white boys and pepes.

[Sheds a single tear]

lkeke35
lkeke35
3 years ago

I prefer this much happier frog!

I think the political situation, here in the US, must have really seriously tripped me up. I don’t think Ive ever been so happy over an election that wasn’t American.

Seriously, I’m getting very emotional about this, and I don’t even know any ppl from France.

Francesca Torpedo
Francesca Torpedo
3 years ago

@Ikeke

Two things:

I’ve been following European politics closely for a while, and anything that upsets racist white people is a net positive in my ledger, so I am excited and pleased as well!

My joy is tempered with sadness, though, because I realize that this could have been us…

Gipsz Jakab
Gipsz Jakab
3 years ago

Honestly though, it says a lot about the situation that the election of a mediocre centrist is cause for celebration.

dreemr
dreemr
3 years ago

Sad? No, not really, A twinge that we’re counting “staying with the status quo” as a victory, maybe, but I’ll take what I can get.

Whatever disabuses these loudmouths of the fantasy that there is an unstoppable “alt right” juggernaut of a movement sweeping the planet is a win in my book, for now.

dreemr
dreemr
3 years ago

@Gipsz – yup.

Fabe
Fabe
3 years ago

Apparently Pepe is dead

I took a look at the comments, the neo-nazi are celebrating because they think it makes pepe “theirs” now. Also a lot of crying about they’re the ones being persecuted and a bunch of kekastain or what ever they call their bullshit made up country nonsense.

Francesca Torpedo
Francesca Torpedo
3 years ago

@Fabe

David seriously needs to do an expose on Kekistan.

Also, lol at ‘kekistain.”

They are stains. Stains on humanity.

Fabe
Fabe
3 years ago

Hey my typo gave us a new term to mock these losers with. Nice catch Francesca

JS
JS
3 years ago

I do like the whine posted by @TiredOfWhine… he forgot to change the nick to something more appropriate. @DoesntUnderstandDeathOfNationStates is a bit too long though.

Croosters
Croosters
3 years ago

@Zemyla

Alt-right fucks whine about civil liberties a lot, methinks only because said civil liberties don’t give them what they want.

Zatar
Zatar
3 years ago

“Indeed, more then a few Alt-right Nazi’s and fellow travelers reacted as if someone close to them had died ignominiously like Hitler did in his bunker.”

Perfection.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Croosters:

Alt-right fucks whine about civil liberties a lot, methinks only because said civil liberties don’t give them what they want.

Yep. But then, they’re the ones who feel they should get to define what those selfsame civil liberties consist of.

Ariblester
Ariblester
3 years ago

@The misspelling of “Kekistan” as “kakistain”

Given that any such state run by the likes of them would naturally adopt kakistocracy as their system of government, it’s an apt name. The local vernacular would of course refer to their leaders as “shit-lords”.

Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

Dear alt-right:

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@dreemr

That legitimately cracks me up. “This is what’s wrong with democracy!”

Fascists always hate democracy, because the more people who get a say, the less likely it is that their program will get anywhere. Funny how when oppressed people actually get a vote, they tend to vote for less oppression.
(Note: Not saying France hasn’t got oppression; that’s why they’ve got the asshole who did get elected. )

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
3 years ago

I’m so happy. I can’t believe the status quo makes me happy right now there’s so much wrong with it, but it’s so much better than literal nazis.

This could have been us, but I’m not too surprised it wasn’t us.

I know a french woman who I think will be relieved. And who I think probably already knows far more about this than I do.

AJ from GA
AJ from GA
3 years ago

@Febe

In a sense, they are not wrong. This character is dead to its creator, and alive for them. They’ll just keep on trucking with him.

That article notes that it probably would have been too hard to rehabilitate Pepe, and I don’t doubt that’s true, but basically Pepe belongs to the alt-right now. I’m glad I didn’t know about the original cartoon, or I’d probably be pretty angry.

dreemr
dreemr
3 years ago

I know a french woman who I think will be relieved. And who I think probably already knows far more about this than I do.

I don’t know if you’re in the US, but that sounds like the perfect time & situation for some Yanksplainin!

Just wanted to use our new word 😁

Bina
3 years ago

Oh, the fun I’m about to have with these loserwanks…ready? Here we go…

RIP France.

That’s a funny way of saying Vive la France, libre du fascisme. But whatever. You do you, boo.

RIP #France. No wait a minute, you will never have peace again. #isisterrorists #terrorism #globalism #France2017 the day France 🇫🇷 died. 😩

Cry moar, fascist frog-worshipper. I drink your tears. BTW, Pepe just got killed off by his creator. Cry moar, so I can bathe in it!

France just died. New Islamic State in the heart of Europe.

That’s funny. I saw lots of tricolor flags waving in the hands of a vast rainbow of French people. Including one charming Muslim woman in a hijab, who hoisted her little doggie up so the cameras could catch him. She was all smiles, and I doubt she’d be that if Daesh had won.

Cuck filled nation.

This from someone who was rooting for a (((Nazi))) woman. I guess ideology does trump gender for them, at least sometimes.

Congrats on your soulless banker and dying culture, liberals.

Cry moar, Lauren Southern. But can you please make more sense while you’re bawling? You’re so upset, you’re downright incoherent. Like a female stereotype on the rag.

France has just voted in an actual cuck, raising someone else’s kids with none of his own

Again with the cuckoldry obsession. With seven billion people in the world, who the hell cares if he has any bio-babies of his own or not? His wife is gorgeous. Their heads must be spinning with the dissonance of a man having a glamorous, trophy-esque wife who used to be his high-school teacher, and them having no kids together. Is that alpha, beta, or anywhere in the Greek alphabetical hierarchy of mascufascist bullshit?

I WILL NEVER GO TO EUROPE AGAIN. IN FACT, WE SHOULD JUST NUKE IT

I’m sure they won’t miss you. Go nuke yourself.

Moderate beheaders celebrate the French victory of the hand that feeds them.

Considering that Daesh and all the other so-called Syrian rebels were funded by the CIA, I highly doubt that.

@realDonaldTrump America should accept #MarieLePen voters as political refugees!

Juicebro, please learn to spell. And also to think. They won’t be giving up their government-funded healthcare and their excellent food and wine for your merde. Also, they’re only electoral losers. They are not the least bit oppressed, much less in fear for their lives.

France, prepare for re-education. Diversity training and cuck compliance begins at 11am.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité…vive la diversité!

Congratulations on your victory, George Soros.

Yawn. Yet another tired, predictable ‘winger trope…

Macron and Trudeau, sitting on ol’ France, along came Obama and Soros to do the Devil’s dance…

That doesn’t even scan. Please don’t quit your day job, if you have one. If you don’t have one, don’t get one. Please starve.

.@facebook shut down 30K pro-#LePen accounts in France right before the presidential election!

It’s disgusting Twitter did the same to me!

Cool story, bro. Too bad it wasn’t permanent. Maybe you should troll harder and get the Vilo treatment, eh?

Absolute Cuck. Gov was soo determined to trick normies into voting for Globalist shill it cut off what free speech France had, PRE election

If “free speech” is what you call this inane jibberjabber, France would be right to cut it off. They appreciate coherence there, both verbal and mental.

pathetic cuck as leftest #france why should I give a fuck about people wanting to dig their own graves

Well, apparently you cared enough to get so butthurt about it that your (admittedly rudimentary) language skills broke down. What’s up with that?

France is like a SJW girl who goes to Syria to combat “islamphobia” and gets attacked and raped. At a certain point you just can’t care.

Uh, that’s because literally no one goes to Syria to combat it. We do so HERE, where RAMZPAUL and his fellow scumbags are. It’s just so much easier to bedevil the dimwits here, y’know?

(And one suspects, also, that he couldn’t care anyway, because he’s a walking piece of shit, and we all know how fecal matter is about caring.)

Islam is either going to take over, or they will have to be physically removed. The delusion that they can become European must end.

Do you also tell that to your Jewish wife, Mr. Peinovich? Because her people have heard that one before.

Ya’ll niggas really though you could make a precedent and fix France’s problems with DEMOCRACY

Well, the alternative to DEMOCRACY is FASCISM, and France has been there before. Some of them have living memories of it. And they didn’t like it.

The whole lot of you scum deserve to be pillaged by Moslems.

Thanks for sharing your porn preferences and sexual fantasies with the world, shitbag.

Attention #France… We, the civilized western world, have NO sympathy for all future terrorist attacks on your country.

LOL @ “civilized western world”. Dude, YOU ‘ELECTED’ A PUSSYGRABBER. And you Nazis are the biggest terrorist group in your own country. At long last, have some shame like a truly civilized westerner!

We’ve hit a ceiling w/ nationalism & democracy, the question is if an extra-democratic resistance forms next, or if the West dies silently.

“BAWWWWW, WE WANNA NAZI DICTATORSHIP! PEPE SAVE US!!! BAAWWWWWW!!!”

The people of France should revolt and take their country back from the Islamist and globalist shills.

This one has a funny way of spelling VOTERS.

Seems the French govt. has no intention of stopping the tide of Islam. Frankreich freikorps time?

And once more, with feeling: “BAWWWWW, WE WANNA NAZI DICTATORSHIP! PEPE SAVE US!!! BAAWWWWWW!!!”

UGLY GHOULS LIKE COVERING UP HIDEOUS SELVES. THEY ARE SATAN’S SLAVES AND WILL BE PUNISHED ETERNALY ON EARTH WHICH IS LITERALLY HELL. AMEN. https://t.co/H3SmStDKEX

— Diane Mary Booth (@DianeMBooth) May 7, 2017

WE ARE THERE, CHRISTIANS. IT CAN’T BE DENIED. NO MORE POLITICAL DEBATES. JUST BE READY 4 HEAVEN. MUSLIMS TO HELL.https://t.co/ezTtzCk2Mf

— Diane Mary Booth (@DianeMBooth) May 7, 2017

Dudette, you need to stop wearing out your CAPS LOCK key. It doesn’t make you look right, or even passionate, it just makes you look stupid. (Not that you needed any help.)

And that about wraps it up for me. Phew. Gotta go put some stain remover on all this bile they got all over my clothes.

Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

@Pen: I… uh, well, I thought it was “Marie” also. “Marine” (as opposed to “Marina”) is not a name a lot of Americans have seen.

Aside: is it pronounced “mah-REEN” like the adjective?

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
3 years ago

@dreemr

I don’t know if you’re in the US, but that sounds like the perfect time & situation for some Yanksplainin!

I am a usian, yes. It won’t go like that. We talk about cats and blankets and bars and boys and girls and movies and life, but I ask her not to chat about family and she asks me not to talk about France. Fair enough.

Croosters
Croosters
3 years ago

@PeeVee

Civil liberties, in their mind, should only be for cishetero white men with significant bank.

Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
3 years ago

UGLY GHOULS LIKE COVERING UP HIDEOUS SELVES. THEY ARE SATAN’S SLAVES AND WILL BE PUNISHED ETERNALY ON EARTH WHICH IS LITERALLY HELL. AMEN.

Literally Hell? Earth is literally hell? All of Earth, or just bits? Does this…creature believe her bit of Earth is literally Hell? If so, does that mean there was a Rapture and she missed it? So there was a Rapture, she missed it, and she still thinks she’s one of God’s favourites???

One of the strongest arguments against there being a God is that people like this walk around as a living, breathing blasphemy against His name and reputation, rather than being smitten into dust.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

You’ll never be able to unsee this frog on Donald Trump’s chin

http://cdn-03.independent.ie/entertainment/article35683703.ece/59d9c/AUTOCROP/w620/trumpfrog1.png

BREAKING: Frog Painted on His Mouth Announced He is Now in Complete Control of “This Horrendous Meat Sack”.

BREAKING: After googling “Donald Trump”, President Frog Apologizes to “Those Who Were Hurt by this Vile Host”. Promises To “Do Better”.

BREAKING: President Frog Announces US Will Do “Everything We Can” to Fight Climate Change. “We Must Protect The Swamp, I Have Family There.”

http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/banter/trending/youll-never-be-able-to-unsee-this-frog-on-donald-trumps-chin-35683716.html

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

@Croosters

Civil liberties, in their mind, should only be for cishetero white men with significant bank.

Significant bank? They’d like us to think so.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

@Bina

Well, the alternative to DEMOCRACY is FASCISM, and France has been there before. Some of them have living memories of it. And they didn’t like it.

Thanks for the link to this:

Village of Secrets: Defying the Nazis in Vichy France by Caroline Moorehead

A story of wartime bravery and resistance in which a French village helped 3,000 Jews to safety

This looks to be an amazing narrative.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/15/village-of-secrets-defying-nazis-vichy-france-caroline-moorehead-review

dreemr
dreemr
3 years ago

@IgnoreSandra – yeah, I was making a joke, being sarcastic, because I liked the made-up word. Good that you two have boundaries.

Cynical Optimist, Vapid Dreck Aggregator
Cynical Optimist, Vapid Dreck Aggregator
3 years ago

GET YOUR NAZISM OUT OF MY DARK SOULS!

That is all.

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