It’s another lazy Friday on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and the fellas are talking about their awesome hobbies and the whitewater rafting trip a bunch of them organized together in Ariz …
Just kidding! MGTOWs can barely organize lunch for themselves. They’re ranting about how awful women are. In a post titled “Women are the epicentre of problems facing society,” a fellow calling himself Malahidael lays out his basic thesis:
I have been with my fair share of women,
I’m going to rate that claim “4 Pinnochios.”
I don’t see the appeal much anymore and I have a feeling most men share my thoughts. I’m reading these stories of women in power getting little to no reparations for their actions, like when that girlfriend murdered her boyfriend and the bitch walked away.
Ah, the famous case of State Vs. That Girlfriend!
Imagine this a women having complete political power of an entire county and a natural disaster or a situation that requires military action occurs the same time she is pregnant, ovulating, or even having “hot flashes” how can we be sure that each decision she makes is based purely on the benefit of the people not because of the flooding of hormones that can lead to rash decisions that gets millions killed.
Uh, dude, you do realize that the current inhabitant of the White House is more impulsive than a woman simultaneously experiencing pregnancy, ovulation, menopause, hysteria, wandering womb, dancing cervix, fallopian tubeworm, mammary foam, boob gout, the vapours, bicycle face, and lady ghostbusters?
I’m just tired of watching all this shit unfold… I can safely say with all this censorship going on as well that MGTOW will remain in the back of this 18 year olds mind till he dies.
I prefer to get most of my information about ladies from 18-year-old dudes who hate them.
A commenter called Helikzhan agrees that women aren’t worth the trouble. At least those women who aren’t simultaneously dogs and television sets.
Sex is all we were ever after. Aside from sex they are just other humans we have nothing in common with. Literally every other companion is better to have. Dog, roommate, online friends, etc. A TV is a better companion than a woman for the most part. Especially so that they don’t do anything other than pay half of the debt she runs up.
TV sets pay off your debts?
The issue is finding a sex alternative. That’s real easy today. No STIs required! No prostitutes. No handjobs while looking at porn (but you can do this, too). I prefer sex dolls but they are pricey. Trust me when I say to you they will fill a void you never imagined could be filled. Don’t underestimate the physical presence of a sex toy. Something to snuggle with, bang when you want, be a creep and talk to it if you please. It’s literally no different than the modern woman and will cost you a fraction of her cost.
The other great advantage of sex dolls is that they don’t run from you screaming.
As JFK7878 sees it, there have been only maybe two great women in all of history.
Women are too stupid to be that important. There were some great women in history like Marie Curie or Joanna Darc,
Er, Joan of Arc?
Women lack intelligence, critical thinking and imagination, they must be led
Who leads women now ? Owners of the media who push degeneracy on them from early age. If you put a woman a desert island for 20 years could she -by herself- grow into feministic cunt with tatooes ?
Only men, who can easily survive on nothing but raw seagulls, are suited to survival and self-tattooing on desert islands.
Look at amish women vs modern women and spot the difference.
Do MGTOWs have some sort of Amish fetish now?
The sick ideas are planted into women so dont get surprised nothing good grows out of them.
Modern woman is end product of ‘social architecs’. If men want better women they must take charge of media and social architecture.
Women control the media? I had no idea that Michael Bloomberg, Rupert Murdoch, Si Newhouse, Mort Zuckerman and Jeff Bezos were all women.
The things I learn from the MGTOW subreddit!
How recently? When did this change? Is your mother a dim, cowlike creature only interested in having sex and birthing babies? Your grandmas? Your great-grandmas? At what point in history did women stop existing solely to reproduce and acquire human souls?
This sounds like a gendered version of the standard Lost Cause/Stab-in-the-Back myth that propels most, if not all, authoritarian regimes. It goes something like this:
In a vague golden past, we, the superior people, ran everything and were awesome at it, and the inferior people were happy in their natural role serving us. Then a combination of enemies from the outside and backstabbers from the inside conspired to weaken us (clearly through some kind of cheating, for how else could people of the superior stock lose?), allowing the inferiors to rise up. We must regain our birthright of absolute power, destroy the backstabbers, and put the Jews/blacks/immigrants/women in their place, or else, um, civilization will collapse. Yup, totally just collapse all over the place.
It’s a pretty old and, at this point, very boring story, and it doesn’t have a happy ending for anyone. There are better fairy tales to believe in.
@ abunga:
You… seriously believe that? That’s… ok, no, it’s entirely fitting that you’d believe something completely contrary to reality.
Say, have you ever considered setting up a business selling grains of sand? There sure are a lot of those around, so there must be one hell of a demand, right?
Thanks for thinking I’m still young though, tiger. That’d be sweet of you if you didn’t think it was some kind of insult. I’m old enough not to care whether someone hurls such feeble effronteries at me. Cf. C.S. Lewis on how children think about childish things.
Sigh. Look, sport: women’s bodies have evolved to do a lot of things that don’t involve giving birth. You can argue that giving birth is ONE natural thing for a woman to do (though it’s not a place; words have meanings). But women also have fully-functional bodies able to do pretty much everything men can do, and brains that are, on average, vastly superior to yours.
http://media.salon.com/2014/03/tumblr_mbf495Qd2d1rfduvxo1_500.gif
Yes, ridiculous. That was you, sunshine, demanding that nobody post any gifs, while frothing and raving in ALL CAPS.
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Here are a list of things Black women wanted before the invention of feminism:
We wanted to go back home.
We wanted to be free.
We wanted our children to be free.
We wanted White men to stop raping us.
We wanted to stop being whipped, tortured, and brutalized for white peoples entertainment.
We wanted our families to be together instead of sold off for a profit.
After the above era:
We wanted to not be poor.
We wanted to not have to work for white women who had nothing but contempt for us.
We wanted white people to stop lynching us, our husbands, brothers, and sons. Or burning them alive and sectioning their body parts for souvenirs.
We wanted white people to stop randomly bullying us.
During and After the Civil Rights era:
We wanted the vote.
We wanted to be treated as equals.
We wanted white people to stop randomly bullying us for fun.
We wanted the police to stop terrorizing our communities.
You see what I just did there:
A whole damn list of s**t that women (and yes, black women count as women) that we WANTED before feminism was invented.
Most of this list also applies to Asian , Latinas, and indigenous women. Why? Because the word “woman” applies to more than just the White ones.
I hate seeing conversations where people hold blanket discussions about women that don’t factor in the idea of different races of women.
I think my blood pressure has climbed high enough for today, so I’m out!
lkeke35 wins this thread forever. Everybody can go home now.
@ shaenon
Was it you posted the ‘girls like breathing’ comment on the original post referenced here? If so, thank you. That really tickled me.
It seems germane. You’ve been claiming that women exist only to have sex with you and raise your children, and any other interests or desires were artificially implanted there by feminism. Now here’s Oogly taking her aunt to the hospital. How do you explain this atypical, non-man-oriented female behavior? Did feminism brainwash Oogly into rescuing her aunt? If it weren’t for feminism, would she leave her aunt on the kitchen floor and wander off in search of men to bang and babies to hug? Would she try to have sex with the EMTs? What is the natural and correct behavior of women in this situation?
@Ikeke35 thank you. I always need the reminder.
I’m not proud of that, but there it is.
@dreemr
I’ve never read “Lord of the Flies.” I tried to once, but all I remember is that there was this fat kid who was all “I used to get ever so many candies,” because his aunt owned a candy store or something and I thought it would be funny if he drowned or got eaten. Unfortunately, it didn’t happen fast enough for my liking, so I put the book down.
“So, Abungus is still basically adhering to the same Apocalyptic scenarios from his youth that he so ostentatiously claims he rebelled against, but all the same elements are still there: he gets to be exalted while everyone who did him wrong burns, and he gets to watch them suffer. Predictable and boring. You think you’ve escaped something but you’ve just plugged in different names and concepts for the same thing.”
If only I were to gripe about how the internal contradictions of capitalism were going to lead to system to implode any day now, or if I shrieked about AGW or about the threat that white males with bad hair-pieces and small hands that reeked of nonconsensual pussy-touching posed to civilization – THEN people would take me seriously!
@ lkeke35:
Very well said.
OT and not a .gif, unfortunately, but just in case anyone would like to see my dog having a “pup cup” today and getting brain freeze:
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@lkeke
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/yass.gif
@Miggby => Miggmar => Miggmortar
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NKSPZ4F_8FQ/UMjKZsgBfiI/AAAAAAAAD4k/EhZ3Q-7FvS0/s1600/laughing-cat.gif
@Schnookums, @Collateral thought
http://www.lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Duck-Herding-China’s-Zhejiang-province-2.jpg
Pictured: an average vapid duck aggregating day*
*if I got this right
ETA: Yay I technology’d right!
“Sexual assault is cute! Tee hee hee!”
Time for you to go now, shit-for-brains.
@Collateral Thought
“vastly superior brains”
It’s ironic that everyone here keeps whining about my lack of citations, yet this statement goes completely unsourced. It’s pretty funny, actually; one moment, feminists are yelping that there are no differences between the brains of men and women (or that they are small enough to not matter), and the next moment, they are claiming superiority for their kind. I’m sure you’re an authority on these things, of course.
@Shaenon
I’m pretty sure that Oogly is male, actually.
It’s Ooglyboggles Aunt, you ignorant reading-challenged sealioning jaq-off.And SHE is the woman Shaenon is talking about.
GodDAMN, dude.
@Ooglyboggles, I hope your Aunt will be okay!
@Shaenon
It seems you’re referring to @Oogly as ‘she’. Oogly’s a he last I heard. He doesn’t mind being called she, cos it’s no big deal. Still, fyi, he 🙂
ETA: ninja’d by Migg Newtowns *rethinks whole life*
@Abungus
Yeah, I didn’t think you had, actually. Not that I really blame you, it kind of sucks.
You seem much more the kind of fellow who eschews that liberal ivory tower larnin’ and fancies himself quite the autodidact. I suspect you’re quite young and it hasn’t really hit you yet that experts actually do know what they’re talking about, and a degree from Google University actually isn’t as useful as some would have you think.
I mean, the way you use Youtube as a research resource says a lot, champ.
Oh, Abunga, you scamp! You never run out of straw men to vanquish, do you? But it does sound like I hit a little close to home with the comment about your Apocalyptic fantasies. Never realized how close they were to your home-grown snake-handlin’ origin story, didja, bub?
@ dreemr
Aww.
There’s a shop in my village that does homemade dog ice-cream. They have stuff like venison and rabbit flavour.
(it’s fucking horrible but the dogs seem to like it)
I wonder if Miggs thinks that it’s only human women whose only desire is to have babies?
Because I live with three non-human female animals. Two cats and one dog. They’re all spayed. They all have interests. They like affection and food. The cats like catnip and batting around toys. When we had mice, hunting for them occupied a lot of Dracarys’ time. Not to eat. Just to play with. Bailey loves bones and being taken for walks by the creek. She also loves chasing bunnies. Luckily for the bunnies, they always manage to get further than her leash allows. Both cats enjoy sitting in the window. Toni likes going outside in the morning for a few minutes. Dracarys likes staying indoors. All three of them are happy even though they aren’t reproducing. Are they all feminists who’ve been indoctrinated to reject their natural roles in life? I mean, I hope they are feminists but I don’t believe that cats and dogs are really capable of understanding social justice movements.
Oh, I see the part where Shaenon did refer to Ooglyboggles as “her”.
Oops, sorry Abunga.
But, really.
http://media.giphy.com/media/5yLgoc6sGi6NqT9uNDa/giphy.gif
@ abunga:
Once again, a failure to comprehend is your hallmark.
I was comparing the average female brain to YOURS, pumpkin; not to men’s in general. The sourcing for this is on this site, and consists of your postings.
@Alan
“Again, I just don’t get you. One minute you can have a calm discussion, even though we fundamentally disagree. But the next you’re being totally nasty.Especially the dig at Ooglyboggles.
That wasn’t about politics or ideology. That’s just a person going through a horrible experience. Can’t you imagine why he’s upset. Do you have no empathy whatsoever?”
I had fun with it; I considered making it nastier, actually, but I removed some of the nastier bits. I can understand how that might have been cold, but I wouldn’t call it mean. I have *some* empathy; I can’t watch “torture porn” or the those home video shows where people get hurt and shit, but emotional stuff just doesn’t bother me that much. If Oogles wants an apology, I’ll give it to them, not that I’m expecting them to consider it valuable or anything. I just enjoy the feeling of power that comes from kicking someone when they’re down, that’s all.
At this point, I would be happy for this human-shaped turd to be banned.
@dreemr,
D’aaaawwwww. Who’s a good pup?
And there it is, the self-admittance of being a shitty human being!
Fuck you, Abunga