It’s another lazy Friday on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and the fellas are talking about their awesome hobbies and the whitewater rafting trip a bunch of them organized together in Ariz …
Just kidding! MGTOWs can barely organize lunch for themselves. They’re ranting about how awful women are. In a post titled “Women are the epicentre of problems facing society,” a fellow calling himself Malahidael lays out his basic thesis:
I have been with my fair share of women,
I’m going to rate that claim “4 Pinnochios.”
I don’t see the appeal much anymore and I have a feeling most men share my thoughts. I’m reading these stories of women in power getting little to no reparations for their actions, like when that girlfriend murdered her boyfriend and the bitch walked away.
Ah, the famous case of State Vs. That Girlfriend!
Imagine this a women having complete political power of an entire county and a natural disaster or a situation that requires military action occurs the same time she is pregnant, ovulating, or even having “hot flashes” how can we be sure that each decision she makes is based purely on the benefit of the people not because of the flooding of hormones that can lead to rash decisions that gets millions killed.
Uh, dude, you do realize that the current inhabitant of the White House is more impulsive than a woman simultaneously experiencing pregnancy, ovulation, menopause, hysteria, wandering womb, dancing cervix, fallopian tubeworm, mammary foam, boob gout, the vapours, bicycle face, and lady ghostbusters?
I’m just tired of watching all this shit unfold… I can safely say with all this censorship going on as well that MGTOW will remain in the back of this 18 year olds mind till he dies.
I prefer to get most of my information about ladies from 18-year-old dudes who hate them.
A commenter called Helikzhan agrees that women aren’t worth the trouble. At least those women who aren’t simultaneously dogs and television sets.
Sex is all we were ever after. Aside from sex they are just other humans we have nothing in common with. Literally every other companion is better to have. Dog, roommate, online friends, etc. A TV is a better companion than a woman for the most part. Especially so that they don’t do anything other than pay half of the debt she runs up.
TV sets pay off your debts?
The issue is finding a sex alternative. That’s real easy today. No STIs required! No prostitutes. No handjobs while looking at porn (but you can do this, too). I prefer sex dolls but they are pricey. Trust me when I say to you they will fill a void you never imagined could be filled. Don’t underestimate the physical presence of a sex toy. Something to snuggle with, bang when you want, be a creep and talk to it if you please. It’s literally no different than the modern woman and will cost you a fraction of her cost.
The other great advantage of sex dolls is that they don’t run from you screaming.
As JFK7878 sees it, there have been only maybe two great women in all of history.
Women are too stupid to be that important. There were some great women in history like Marie Curie or Joanna Darc,
Er, Joan of Arc?
Women lack intelligence, critical thinking and imagination, they must be led
Who leads women now ? Owners of the media who push degeneracy on them from early age. If you put a woman a desert island for 20 years could she -by herself- grow into feministic cunt with tatooes ?
Only men, who can easily survive on nothing but raw seagulls, are suited to survival and self-tattooing on desert islands.
Look at amish women vs modern women and spot the difference.
Do MGTOWs have some sort of Amish fetish now?
The sick ideas are planted into women so dont get surprised nothing good grows out of them.
Modern woman is end product of ‘social architecs’. If men want better women they must take charge of media and social architecture.
Women control the media? I had no idea that Michael Bloomberg, Rupert Murdoch, Si Newhouse, Mort Zuckerman and Jeff Bezos were all women.
The things I learn from the MGTOW subreddit!
I also vote for “deserted island.”
I also also vote for more popcorn while watching Abungiecord have a hissy fit.
Thanks for the new nym, seagull hunter!
Also, I don’t think you actually know how big (or difficult to feed) a feudal manor is. There’s a reason only rich people could afford to maintain them.
Bit o/t but what the hey. There’s a graphic novel in the offing relating to my heroine Edith Garrud. Just been sent a bit of concept art so thought I’d share.
http://i.imgur.com/xv1ObBQ.jpg
@abungiecord
Implying we’d sweep your little meltdown under da rug.
@Alan Robertshaw
I checked on Dictionary.com and it does seem that “desert island” is indeed derived from “deserted island”. The more you know! 🙂
@Abunga Is Among Ya
Since periods are oppressing you so much, we can try something else.
My tummy has been upset lately. Am I constipated?
Shakespeare uses “desert” to mean deserted. Think he even used it as a noun to mean deserted place.
I’m a winter’s take, they send someone to abandon a baby in the desert of bohemia, and the messenger gets eaten by a bear. Is a bit of an odd scene if you picture the Sahara
@ monzach
Thank you. I really should overcome my prejudice about looking stuff up online. Although…
http://chipkidd.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/neil-gaiman-library-books-meme.jpg
@ orion
Why does Shakespeare always paint bears as the villain? Did he have a bad experience with one once?
Actually, we can rattle on about them. That’s exactly what we do. At least when you’re around.
For someone who claims to be so intelligent and competent, you’re sure quick to expose your weaknesses to us and then let us use them to get under your skin. As the troll, you’re
supposed to be the one upsetting us. Not the other way around.
@ Alan
Just a thought, but maybe Our Will developed a hatred of bears because bear-baiting was competition for the Globe? I need to find that Elizabethan map of London’s entertainment district again.
ETA: Interesting post about bear-baiting in Elizabethan England; don’t read it if blood sports distress you.
http://theshakespeareblog.com/2013/01/bears/
Hmm, thanks to @guest I’m now pondering why we use ‘paint’ as a metaphor for depicting people.
ETA: Gawd, now I’m wondering whether ‘dePICT’ has anything to do with portraiture.
@ vicky p
I used to live in Shoreditch. That’s where the first theatres were. It’s still reflected in the street names (Curtain Road for example). I don’t know if you’re familiar with how they literally moved the theatres overnight to the south bank of the Thames to avoid censorship?
South of the Thames was the ‘liberty of the clink’ ie outside the City’s jurisdiction. There was also a prison there which is where the slang term ‘clink’ comes from.
(Nerd mode: off)
@Alan Robertshaw
Maybe “depict” comes from, y’know, removing the blue woad paint from the skin of a captured Scottish warrior, as in you DE PICT the pict in question and then you can depict things with the paint you now have?
But that’s just a theory! 😛
Apologies to Game Theorists (except not really).
ETA: And of course the word “depict” has Latin origins. Of course it does. 😀
@ Alan
I’m moderately familiar, but a lot of the details have gotten dusty since my college days. Thanks!
Aren’t there actually plenty of tattooed indigenous island women?
Weren’t quite a few island peoples feminist compared to their European counterparts?
These guys don’t know much about anything at all, do they?
Hey, Seagull Kid.
You aren’t even paying for your own internet connection. Maybe take the fantasyland bragging down a peg or 10.
I just started my period today and its nothing like chopped bar b q. It’s much more like viscous, deep red blood with chunks (or maybe globs?) of mucosal lining. It smells like pennies, not like hickory smoke. Very different. Get it right. Now, by the last day, it is definitely going to look more like brownie batter without the heavy “pennies” scent. But, still, not at all like bar b q.
Especially on a remote island where it’s not going to be possible to farm. Agriculture is not a one man job. Especially if it’s an area where the soil is unfamiliar and there is no irrigation system. There’s also a reason that feudal manors didn’t exist in pre-agricultural cultures. There’s no possible way that one person can hunt and gather enough to feed a large group either. He would be hard to hunt and gather enough to feed yourself. There’s also a reason hunter gatherers live in tight knit communities.
I have a feeling that there are quite a few subjects Miggs doesn’t much about 🙂
I’m no expert on either farming or hunting. I’m a lifelong city person. When I go camping, I bring groceries. I’ve never lived off the land a day in my life. Yet I’m stunned by Miggs’ ignorance on these topics.
@ vicky p
That was interesting, cheers.
You may be mildly amused that in the Royal Courts of Justice there’s a part called the ‘Bear Garden’. That’s where the most contentious litigation is dealt with in a ‘quick and dirty’ way. It’s literally a corridor with a judge sat at the end. You elbow your way to the front of the crowd where you’re allowed no more than five minutes to argue the case. It’s messy, but cheaper than long drawn out trials.
The name derives from the fact the spectacle is a bit like watching bear baiting.
Hey, Miggsy, how’re the seagulls treating you?
Dancing cervix! Maybe THAT’S why my menstruation has been so copious lately. What do you think, @Abungholio?
There’s also a very good reason why hunter-gatherers had separate groups to do the hunting and the gathering as both of those jobs are very time-consuming. And let’s be honest here, if the hunters didn’t have any luck with the hunting (something that would be very likely to happen on an isolated island, no matter how large, since there would be a limited number of prey animals there, especially if there were other large predators present) you’d make do with the berries, mushrooms, other wild forage, heck, even tree bark. Berries and the like may not be very exciting on their own, but if it’s a choice between uninteresting food and starvation, I know which one I’d choose.
Also, in the spirit of the truly fascinating period talk, please allow me to mention that I have in fact won my “red wings of courage” more than once. It’s probably something that our resident MGTOW won’t want to try, what with him being squeamish about a little blood. Remind me again why you’d make such an awesome hunter again? Some great white hunter you are, sir! 😀
I’ve heard of uterus havers syncing up when in close quarters, but now it’s happening online too? Mine’s due any minute now.
http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2015/07/crimson-wave-clueless.gif
Mine are usually pretty light. They start out brown and then turn red. Then back to brown again. Except the time I had to take emergency contraception. A few hours after taking it, I got a sudden period that was very heavy and so dark it was almost black. The cramps were also really bad. The same thing happened to my friend. I wonder if this side effect is part of the source of the right wing myth that EC an abortifacient. Because it almost felt more like a miscarriage than a period.
@ Alan
I am indeed amused at the Bear Garden description. Thanks again!
@ vicky p
It’s very pretty; when not clogged with feuding barristers.
http://www.farthingandgannon.com/PROJECT_IMG/6-JUSTICE/6-001-hero.jpg
@ monzach
*TMI Warning*
At one party my gf and I returned from upstairs to be met by giggles and a comment of “Very Christmasy, Rudolph”
@Alan Robertshaw
TMI Warning
Well, I’d say that I had a similar experience, but alas it happened at home so I only noticed the festive facepaint the morning after… 🙁
I used to say that if I ever opened a bakery I’d call it “Sticky Buns” because “buns” also means “butts” and that cracks me up way more than it should.
Now, I think I’ll name it “Desserted Island” and maybe have a tropical fruit theme. That would also crack me up more than it should.