It’s another lazy Friday on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and the fellas are talking about their awesome hobbies and the whitewater rafting trip a bunch of them organized together in Ariz …
Just kidding! MGTOWs can barely organize lunch for themselves. They’re ranting about how awful women are. In a post titled “Women are the epicentre of problems facing society,” a fellow calling himself Malahidael lays out his basic thesis:
I have been with my fair share of women,
I’m going to rate that claim “4 Pinnochios.”
I don’t see the appeal much anymore and I have a feeling most men share my thoughts. I’m reading these stories of women in power getting little to no reparations for their actions, like when that girlfriend murdered her boyfriend and the bitch walked away.
Ah, the famous case of State Vs. That Girlfriend!
Imagine this a women having complete political power of an entire county and a natural disaster or a situation that requires military action occurs the same time she is pregnant, ovulating, or even having “hot flashes” how can we be sure that each decision she makes is based purely on the benefit of the people not because of the flooding of hormones that can lead to rash decisions that gets millions killed.
Uh, dude, you do realize that the current inhabitant of the White House is more impulsive than a woman simultaneously experiencing pregnancy, ovulation, menopause, hysteria, wandering womb, dancing cervix, fallopian tubeworm, mammary foam, boob gout, the vapours, bicycle face, and lady ghostbusters?
I’m just tired of watching all this shit unfold… I can safely say with all this censorship going on as well that MGTOW will remain in the back of this 18 year olds mind till he dies.
I prefer to get most of my information about ladies from 18-year-old dudes who hate them.
A commenter called Helikzhan agrees that women aren’t worth the trouble. At least those women who aren’t simultaneously dogs and television sets.
Sex is all we were ever after. Aside from sex they are just other humans we have nothing in common with. Literally every other companion is better to have. Dog, roommate, online friends, etc. A TV is a better companion than a woman for the most part. Especially so that they don’t do anything other than pay half of the debt she runs up.
TV sets pay off your debts?
The issue is finding a sex alternative. That’s real easy today. No STIs required! No prostitutes. No handjobs while looking at porn (but you can do this, too). I prefer sex dolls but they are pricey. Trust me when I say to you they will fill a void you never imagined could be filled. Don’t underestimate the physical presence of a sex toy. Something to snuggle with, bang when you want, be a creep and talk to it if you please. It’s literally no different than the modern woman and will cost you a fraction of her cost.
The other great advantage of sex dolls is that they don’t run from you screaming.
As JFK7878 sees it, there have been only maybe two great women in all of history.
Women are too stupid to be that important. There were some great women in history like Marie Curie or Joanna Darc,
Er, Joan of Arc?
Women lack intelligence, critical thinking and imagination, they must be led
Who leads women now ? Owners of the media who push degeneracy on them from early age. If you put a woman a desert island for 20 years could she -by herself- grow into feministic cunt with tatooes ?
Only men, who can easily survive on nothing but raw seagulls, are suited to survival and self-tattooing on desert islands.
Look at amish women vs modern women and spot the difference.
Do MGTOWs have some sort of Amish fetish now?
The sick ideas are planted into women so dont get surprised nothing good grows out of them.
Modern woman is end product of ‘social architecs’. If men want better women they must take charge of media and social architecture.
Women control the media? I had no idea that Michael Bloomberg, Rupert Murdoch, Si Newhouse, Mort Zuckerman and Jeff Bezos were all women.
The things I learn from the MGTOW subreddit!
Translation: He flunked undergrad history, got kicked out of the army (disorderly conduct), and dropped out of his filmmaking course because he was in such a hot-mess hurry to make crapaganda about what misandrous, hypergamous sluts all we feeeeemales are, while leeching off of Jordan Owen’s Patreon and snorting blow from a stripper’s ass cheeks.
Did I miss anything?
@Mish:
It’s “just for tomcats”, according to the label. And I can only assume that it’s either satirical, or photoshop. Maybe both. A good neutralizing cat litter doesn’t need to be gendered, since all cat pee (and poop) is pretty damn stinky. Even that of my sweet, spayed girl-sasquatch kitty.
@Wolverine’s granddad:
Hi, resident German here…and yes, I can explain. It’s because hung-over people tend to yowl like brawling tomcats. (“Katzenjammer” literally means “cats’ crying”.)
Alternatively, it may also be because hangovers are vicious like brawling tomcats (although in the cats’ defence, tomcat brawls last a far shorter time than your average hangover; most end within seconds or minutes.)
And while we’re on the subject of figures of speech, I believe it was Alan who wondered where “bear with me” came from? Anyhow, my educated guess is that it has something to do with “bearing” meaning “to travel in a given direction”. So to “bear with” someone is to follow along with what they’re saying, trusting that they/you will arrive at the point in due course (to carry the travel metaphor to its logical limit). When someone says “bear with me”, they’re saying “please catch my general drift and stick with it until the end”.
Aaaand now that I’m more or less caught up to this thread, howdy to all the new folks, buhbye to the Humongous Fungus No Longer Among Us (please do let the door hit you, and repeatedly), and hugs to Oogly. Hope your aunt’s feeling MUCH better, and you likewise.
May only be tangentially related, but I figure the Mammotheers may wish to know:
So I was on Fark the other day, you know, Fark?
And this guy comes up to me, reads my profile, and immediately declares that I am a fake mishmash of stereotypes.
Black queer transwoman can’t possibly exist, he said. Nobody exists in real life like that, he said; I am literally just a collage of stereotypes. His actual words!
I told him to fuck off.
One of us got banned.
Protip: it wasn’t him.
@Argle : as an anecdote, it seem roman drove a plant to extinction.
That plant, incidentally, was an excellent abortif (or contraceptive ? I don’t remember)
Davis Aurini’s actually named his toy skull. It’s “MacArthur”.
‘It starts with fighting Daesh, then the mentality of the male’
Women fighting ISIS.
@Wolverine’s granddad (formerly Kevin),
@Bina,
Thank you for the info! It makes a bit more sense now.
I’ve had cats most of my life and they all need good odour-neutralising litter … phew. Marketing for tomcats also brings out my “why don’t people neuter their kitties unless they are actual breeders goddammit” side but that’s another tangent so we won’t go there.
Bina, I hope it’s not photo-shopped as I really wanted to use it 😐
@dslucia,
Can I have that essay you typed up, pls? I’m kidding, but recently whenever one of my classes covers gender issues (like this evening), things get tense very quickly. Economic inequality used to be the controversial topic (years ago) – now it’s gender and anything to do with Islam. Minefields in the classroom!
@Franscesca,
He wouldn’t do that. Cats know better 😀
Also I really like what you’ve done to my name.
@Policy of Madness
This made my day! But then I’m smuggling ketchup in my chonies (the brown stringy stuff is done, onto bright red). Does this mean David’s blog is somehow harnessing the power of all feminist readers with periods? I hope so, because the first few days tend to wear me out, and I’d like to think the power-drain is going toward a good cause.
My uterus is gunning for you, Miggie!
The Cat Litter Club For Men:
For those men going so far their own way that they think they’re cats?
I want to write a parody of “Sister Suffragette” from Mary Poppins called “Mister M.R.A.” but I’m not talented enough. I bet it would be child’s play for Troubelle, though.
So, I guess now this is a thing.
New Alt-Right “Fight Club”
@dreemr
So, this is horrific and all. But can we talk about how silly the name “Proud Boy” is? Cos holy shit, fellas!
Dreemr, I was just arguing the other day with some asshole about FOAK, and he saw nothing wrong with a group specifically forming to streetfight.
I really want to get off this planet.
@Mish-nyan
I am happy to be of service. <3
@PeeVee
Take me with you.
I had a naughty thought: maybe we Mammotheers should start our own private army, headed by The Right Honorable Governor-General David Futrelle.
You're probably going to say that we'd be painted as some kind of Terrorist SJW Division by the MRAnuses, however. 😀
Also, these scummy, verminous alt-right pepe frogs are basically just doing the whole Nazi German thing and they have essentially formed a fucking SA wing, have they?
It’s not like I didn’t see this shit coming a mile off. I knew it was going to happen since back in 2007 when 4chan started getting boners for everything Nazi related and Nazi/Hitler memes really began to take off.
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I don’t know if you’re all following the Kekistani shit where 4channer/8channers further dehumanize and denigrate Muslims and Middle Eastern people by roleplaying as shitposting terrorists from a fictional Middle Eastern country, but:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kekistan
re: fucking fight clubs
Can’t they just feckin’ play Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat or hell, Super Smash Bros. like the rest of us?
ETA: Yeah, yeah, they get off on violence, I know. But at least playing a fighting game eliminates…okay, reduces the harm that could potentially be done to themselves.
Then again, they never like to think themselves as losers…
@Roger Smith:
Of course he did. Color me shocked.
@Franscesca Torpedo:
Meh. They’ve labeled us as cancer, a hate movement, and sluts; why not add another one to their little MRA Handbook Of Things (They Get Wrong)?
Speaking of “alt”-Reich fight clubs, there’s apparently infighting amongst the Soldiers of Odin. Seems that the Canadian contingent is shocked, SHOCKED to find actual racists in there, and is dissociating (or so they say) from their Finnish counterparts/original gangsters.
I say, if they want to fight amongst themselves, they can bloody well have at it. I hope they end up like the Kilkenny Cats (to carry forward with the tomcat-brawl metaphor from upthread). Get out yer long knives, boys, and don’t stop till there’s none of you left!
@Mish:
The funny thing is that it was just Feminism 001 stuff that I’ve mostly learned from here.
I’m not actually surprised about the people who got really mad about it, though, they’re GorbleGerb types who wouldn’t understand complexity or nuance if it sat them down and slapped them upside the heads.
@Axe
According to the wiki oracle, they are named for a song from the Aladdin musical…
Further summary: they started with the crypto-fascism and dogwhistle racism that characterize right-libertarianism and men’s rights, and have now moved on to beong open neonazis.
@dslucia:
Well done for doing it, especially in the face of such assholery. In my experience such things have a stronger effect than we think they do: you may not convince the person who’s attacking you, but you encourage others who feel the way you do but were afraid to say it out loud.
WWTH once said that Feminism 101 materials are among the most dangerous to MRAs because it can undermine their base directly, and this is why MRAs are so hostile to people who explain Feminism 101 concepts. I think there’s a lot of truth to that.
There’s probably also an extent to which manospheric spaces attract assholes because nobody challenges them there.
@Axe:
There’s some sort of rule here: the more socially privileged you are, the worse a name you give to your paramilitary group. “Black Panthers”? Very chic. “Proud boys”? Just sad.
There’s a nice example of this in South African history. As the Afrikaners rose to ascendancy, their ultranationalist groups had less cool names. Broederbond is a cool name, Ossewabrandwag less so, and Afrikaner Weerstandbeweging is downright pathetic.
Bina,
I didn’t know SOO was an international group led from Finland. Over here they seemed to be a really small fringe racist group. There are more mainstream nazi-lite groups that practice “street patrolling” to improve “community security”, with a blatant motivation of intimidating brown people. If the foreign SOO chapters want to be semi-respectable racists, I can see them getting in arguments.
I also feel sorry for that skull. He must be so disappointed with where his career ended up. I imagine him in a bar with the other skulls dramatically lamenting:
“Geilgud wept at my Yorick!”
@Alan: I want to give him a proper home and a better name – like “Morte” or something…