It’s another lazy Friday on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and the fellas are talking about their awesome hobbies and the whitewater rafting trip a bunch of them organized together in Ariz …
Just kidding! MGTOWs can barely organize lunch for themselves. They’re ranting about how awful women are. In a post titled “Women are the epicentre of problems facing society,” a fellow calling himself Malahidael lays out his basic thesis:
I have been with my fair share of women,
I’m going to rate that claim “4 Pinnochios.”
I don’t see the appeal much anymore and I have a feeling most men share my thoughts. I’m reading these stories of women in power getting little to no reparations for their actions, like when that girlfriend murdered her boyfriend and the bitch walked away.
Ah, the famous case of State Vs. That Girlfriend!
Imagine this a women having complete political power of an entire county and a natural disaster or a situation that requires military action occurs the same time she is pregnant, ovulating, or even having “hot flashes” how can we be sure that each decision she makes is based purely on the benefit of the people not because of the flooding of hormones that can lead to rash decisions that gets millions killed.
Uh, dude, you do realize that the current inhabitant of the White House is more impulsive than a woman simultaneously experiencing pregnancy, ovulation, menopause, hysteria, wandering womb, dancing cervix, fallopian tubeworm, mammary foam, boob gout, the vapours, bicycle face, and lady ghostbusters?
I’m just tired of watching all this shit unfold… I can safely say with all this censorship going on as well that MGTOW will remain in the back of this 18 year olds mind till he dies.
I prefer to get most of my information about ladies from 18-year-old dudes who hate them.
A commenter called Helikzhan agrees that women aren’t worth the trouble. At least those women who aren’t simultaneously dogs and television sets.
Sex is all we were ever after. Aside from sex they are just other humans we have nothing in common with. Literally every other companion is better to have. Dog, roommate, online friends, etc. A TV is a better companion than a woman for the most part. Especially so that they don’t do anything other than pay half of the debt she runs up.
TV sets pay off your debts?
The issue is finding a sex alternative. That’s real easy today. No STIs required! No prostitutes. No handjobs while looking at porn (but you can do this, too). I prefer sex dolls but they are pricey. Trust me when I say to you they will fill a void you never imagined could be filled. Don’t underestimate the physical presence of a sex toy. Something to snuggle with, bang when you want, be a creep and talk to it if you please. It’s literally no different than the modern woman and will cost you a fraction of her cost.
The other great advantage of sex dolls is that they don’t run from you screaming.
As JFK7878 sees it, there have been only maybe two great women in all of history.
Women are too stupid to be that important. There were some great women in history like Marie Curie or Joanna Darc,
Er, Joan of Arc?
Women lack intelligence, critical thinking and imagination, they must be led
Who leads women now ? Owners of the media who push degeneracy on them from early age. If you put a woman a desert island for 20 years could she -by herself- grow into feministic cunt with tatooes ?
Only men, who can easily survive on nothing but raw seagulls, are suited to survival and self-tattooing on desert islands.
Look at amish women vs modern women and spot the difference.
Do MGTOWs have some sort of Amish fetish now?
The sick ideas are planted into women so dont get surprised nothing good grows out of them.
Modern woman is end product of ‘social architecs’. If men want better women they must take charge of media and social architecture.
Women control the media? I had no idea that Michael Bloomberg, Rupert Murdoch, Si Newhouse, Mort Zuckerman and Jeff Bezos were all women.
The things I learn from the MGTOW subreddit!
Yorick’s understudy looks out of place inside that cheap chipboard cabinet above the box of business envelopes and bottom-shelf liqueurs. Needs moar candles and little resin dragons.
It’s well known that if you plunk a woman down on a desert island, with no outside media influence, she’s going to naturally turn into Ginger Grant and start singing breathless tiki-torch ballads in a sequined ball gown. She will happily continue nonstop for 20 years until a Hollywood producer lands on the island and rescues her, at which point she will immediately adopt cursing, bonbons, and child support. Contact with civilization ruins them.
(also, as an aside: the island-dwelling Polynesians didn’t have any trouble coming up with tattoos on their own.)
@Oogly
You’re doing the work of the gods.
These are utterly amazing. Thank you! These brightened up my day a lot.
@PeeVee, Oogly, Franscesca etc
Click here, laugh forever.
@Mish
Yeah it was me that read that ? i expected it was like his blog, but actually it was really boring and disappointing. The bits where he tries to be philosoph are so simple even when i was miserable and 16 i had more original thought! ? i get it free cos i have amazon prime. No fucking way i was paying for that shit.
Hbomb said it is like fallout fan fiction, but i dont remember fallout being that boring. Fallout 3 maybe – but that was jusy shit, not boring. At least if you have imagination.
@paradoxical
If the tishirt wasn’t so badly made I would be angry. But it is pile of garbage so just funny )))))
@Francesca
My girlfriend is 27….oh god! Im dating a zombie! But fuck it, zombies are cool and awesome ?
@PeeVee
I think pity is limited, keep it for those who need. I’ll be laughing at Aruuuni til he cilmbs into the grave he made for himself.
So many goodies…
@Valentine, yay, I remembered correctly (kind of rare for me). I also recall that you pasted some extracts of the sex scenes here, if they could be called ‘sex scenes’. Good times.
@SFHC, I realise that Twitter link wasn’t addressed to me specifically but it’s just beautiful. I am so glad that I “own a Twitter” 😛
@Franscesca Torpedo,
Your mention of the fedora reminded me; I was rummaging through the “pointlessly gendered products” page run by Soc Images today, collecting pics for my students, and I came across this mysterious thing (note the hat above the kitteh’s head):
I don’t know if the litter is for boy cats, or boy people..?
Hey, @Paradoxical Intention, You love the Phoenix Wright games too? Believe me, a more absurd name than Reel Neh’mu will appear, just wait for case 5.
WWTH
Want. This would be so funny.
Incidentally I saw a tumblr post recently about the born-sexy-yesterday thing, which pointed out that it falls down to some extent on poor choices of examples with which it tries to support the role-reversal-doesn’t-work argument; better examples of a born-sexy-yesterday bloke would be
a) George of the Jungle
b) Universal Soldier
c) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Oogly, I just caught up a bit – all my best wishes, and also hat off to you for keeping your head and being pretty bloody amazing in the face of a terrifying situation.
Hmm – 8 pages of comments – there must have been another baby troll to entertain. Will go look.
@Mish
Can’t tell if you were kidding about the German kitty litter, but I’ve no idea why the manufacturers would make a separate ‘tomcat’ (kater) version.
‘Kater’ can mean ‘hangover’ as well in German. Anyone know why ? BTW there’s a German folk story ‘The Miller’s Tomcat.’ The miller wakes up the morning after and his cat’s antics aggravate his symptoms. I guess the pun works better in German.
There is a May Day rally this afternoon (possibly with McDonnell and Corbyn speaking) so must be off soon. But while walking with dog today this variation on a well-known meme wandered into my head
My name is Hunt
And wen the folks’
Employment rights
Are alle a joke
And NHS is gone by stealth
I do the thing.
I sell your health.
Christ, these trolls are becoming less and less amusing. But, then again, I’m feeling troll fatigue from arguing with immature and solipsistic assholes on YouTube and Facebook over free speech (which they obviously don’t understand). But moving onto other things…
@Ooglyboggles: I’m very sorry to hear about your aunt and really hope things improve soon for both of you.
@Collateral Thought: I loved Colossal. I went into it only knowing the basic premise and everything was a nice surprise. Jason Sudeikis’ performance in it is probably one of his best, as it is more dramatic than comedic. He’s such a gigantic piece of shit but, even when they reveal why he acts that way, the film never tries to excuse his behavior or ask us to empathize with him and see him as a victim. They never go “sure, he gaslights Anne Hathaway and an unapologetically abusive drunk – but what ’bout his feeeeeeeeelings?!”
It bugs me a lot how, in some stories, they try to make terrible people sympathetic under the guise of complexity. The 2004 film Crash does this with Matt Dillon’s character – he’s first introduced as pulling over a black couple and groping a woman under the pretense he was just searching for a gun or drugs, so you’d think the film is setting him up as the villain of the piece. But they aren’t. Subsequent scenes try to make you like him by bringing up that he takes care of his aging father and, rather contrivedly, even saves the woman he sexually assaulted at the beginning from a car crash.
It isn’t the first time I’ve seen racism being downplayed by acting as if the racist’s “good intentions” make up for it, which I find grotesque. It’s not surprising the people who often write such are white themselves and, unsurprisingly, will contrive a reason why another white person’s racism isn’t “as bad” as a KKK member’s or a Neo-Nazi’s…as if the supposedly “tame” version of racism doesn’t inform the more hostile variety or vice versa. ‘Cause they totally do.
@W.W.T.H.: Yeah, Ex Machina seems really critical of “tech-bros” and the culture based around them – given how Oscar Isaac is shown to be incapable of dealing with people, as he lives as a recluse and demands constant adulation from others. He really does come off as pathetic when it becomes clear he could care less about creating an artificial intelligence that can pass the Turing Test, he just wants to make electronic appliances he could also have sex with.
It’s hard to envy a guy like that who, despite all his computer skills and knowledge, only cares about getting his dick wet. He – like many men on the internet – has never grown out of being an oversexed teenager even when becoming a grown adult. He might be rich and successful and (erroneously) adored by others who only read about him, but he’s an utterly miserable person to be around and it is why he’s alone.
@ NickNameNick:
My take on Colossal was much the same as yours! But… it’s a newish movie and I don’t want to spoil it. I found it most pleasing, for myself, as a nice surprise, to use your words.
And yes, there’s a serious disconnect between the story that some writers wish to tell, and the way their white characters act. “Oh, he’s tormented!” they tell us, as if that excuses monstrosity.
By a weird coincidence I watched Ex Machina for the first time last night. It was very good, even though I saw most of the reveals coming a mile away.
This troll…
@ SFHC
omg that video
I mean, freedom of speech does not actually require that one share with the world every stupid thought that falls out of one’s hamster wheel of a brain. Wisdom and discretion are things, Aroony.
Except that it’s an inanimate object and has no personality other than what you assign to it, it’s literally no different at all!
Someone please give this genius a prize. I propose a Bullshitzer.
This one’s command of English is simply breathtaking. I propose a prize for him also:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cat+ass+trophy_df7feb_4738948.jpg
It might be to do with how much scent neutraliser they put in it? Being that urine from in tact males tends to be somewhat more pungent than from other types of cat.
in a similar vein, the litter I use comes in a single and multi cat version, for the same reason (i.e. the multi cat version has more scent neutraliser than the single cat version).
Did I hear a “doot doot”?
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/022/597/bec.jpg
I’m sorry that it’s huge. I couldn’t find a smaller one.
And WTF is that behind Aurini’s left shoulder? An opossum?
Ok, that cat litter cracked my up.
I particularly liked the “♂ Men” on it.
Are men going to, I dunno, use the litterbox when they’re to lazy to walk to the bathroom?
So many questions.
@SFHC, that clip will never cease to make me laugh, nor will Aurini’s re-writing history. I watched it probably 12 times already.
@AsAbove, that’s what I think it is! Aurini baffles.
Not related to anything, but yesterday I spent an hour typing up what amounted to an essay on why “misandry” isn’t a ‘thing’ on another forum. Fortunately the guy I was responding to seemed to actually be interested in what I said, but of course the first other response to my post was an aggrieved white guy saying that I hated men and was discounting their suffering — completely ignoring the fact that I had three entire paragraphs discussing the fact that men in our society suffer. Why did he ignore those paragraphs? Because I was saying that men suffered under the hands of other straight white men, rather than women and non-white people.
Exhibit A for why I don’t usually bother with those discussions in the first place. Hopefully the person who asked me and some other lurkers take what I said to heart, at least.
Aaaaaw, I’m late to the party :/
Dunno if it was mentioned before, still only at page 4 and it’s getting a bit late here, so sorry if I’m repeating something:
Abungus claims that women have always wanted to have children and that was it. Has he never heard of infanticide? Or ancient civilizations having condoms or tried to make some weird brew to act as birth control? How far does his idea that women totally always wanted children, regardless of their situation go? Cause the idea that maybe not having a child at this point is pretty old. Funny that, it’s almost like he pulled his idea out of his ass.
Second, if birth control is unnatural and suuuuper bad, why was he complaining about women having unprotected sex? Either women wanting children is natural and great or it isn’t, bub. You can’t have it both ways.
If it wasn’t for assfax, they wouldn’t have no fax at all.
I’ve finally got caught up on all 8 pages of comments. It’s been a bit of a treck to get through it all, and I missed the troll. He was dull.
Oogly, I hope your aunt is feeling better soon.
@SFHC
The dramatic zoom makes this whole video. I was steadily laughing the entire time. Thanks for this!
@Valentine
I bet she’s a supa supa kute and awesome zombie. The best. We have the best zombies, don’t we, folks? 😛
@Mish-nyan
I ARE MRACAT.
DIS ARE MRALITTER FOR MAKE STRONG OF CAT FIGHTING MISANDRYYYYY
Seriously, he is even posing like an MRA. I expect him to begin screeching at me over Youtube about how feeeeeeeeeeemale cats are cock-slurping chad-loving sluts.
@AASB
doot doot gracias senor esquelito