It’s another lazy Friday on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and the fellas are talking about their awesome hobbies and the whitewater rafting trip a bunch of them organized together in Ariz …
Just kidding! MGTOWs can barely organize lunch for themselves. They’re ranting about how awful women are. In a post titled “Women are the epicentre of problems facing society,” a fellow calling himself Malahidael lays out his basic thesis:
I have been with my fair share of women,
I’m going to rate that claim “4 Pinnochios.”
I don’t see the appeal much anymore and I have a feeling most men share my thoughts. I’m reading these stories of women in power getting little to no reparations for their actions, like when that girlfriend murdered her boyfriend and the bitch walked away.
Ah, the famous case of State Vs. That Girlfriend!
Imagine this a women having complete political power of an entire county and a natural disaster or a situation that requires military action occurs the same time she is pregnant, ovulating, or even having “hot flashes” how can we be sure that each decision she makes is based purely on the benefit of the people not because of the flooding of hormones that can lead to rash decisions that gets millions killed.
Uh, dude, you do realize that the current inhabitant of the White House is more impulsive than a woman simultaneously experiencing pregnancy, ovulation, menopause, hysteria, wandering womb, dancing cervix, fallopian tubeworm, mammary foam, boob gout, the vapours, bicycle face, and lady ghostbusters?
I’m just tired of watching all this shit unfold… I can safely say with all this censorship going on as well that MGTOW will remain in the back of this 18 year olds mind till he dies.
I prefer to get most of my information about ladies from 18-year-old dudes who hate them.
A commenter called Helikzhan agrees that women aren’t worth the trouble. At least those women who aren’t simultaneously dogs and television sets.
Sex is all we were ever after. Aside from sex they are just other humans we have nothing in common with. Literally every other companion is better to have. Dog, roommate, online friends, etc. A TV is a better companion than a woman for the most part. Especially so that they don’t do anything other than pay half of the debt she runs up.
TV sets pay off your debts?
The issue is finding a sex alternative. That’s real easy today. No STIs required! No prostitutes. No handjobs while looking at porn (but you can do this, too). I prefer sex dolls but they are pricey. Trust me when I say to you they will fill a void you never imagined could be filled. Don’t underestimate the physical presence of a sex toy. Something to snuggle with, bang when you want, be a creep and talk to it if you please. It’s literally no different than the modern woman and will cost you a fraction of her cost.
The other great advantage of sex dolls is that they don’t run from you screaming.
As JFK7878 sees it, there have been only maybe two great women in all of history.
Women are too stupid to be that important. There were some great women in history like Marie Curie or Joanna Darc,
Er, Joan of Arc?
Women lack intelligence, critical thinking and imagination, they must be led
Who leads women now ? Owners of the media who push degeneracy on them from early age. If you put a woman a desert island for 20 years could she -by herself- grow into feministic cunt with tatooes ?
Only men, who can easily survive on nothing but raw seagulls, are suited to survival and self-tattooing on desert islands.
Look at amish women vs modern women and spot the difference.
Do MGTOWs have some sort of Amish fetish now?
The sick ideas are planted into women so dont get surprised nothing good grows out of them.
Modern woman is end product of ‘social architecs’. If men want better women they must take charge of media and social architecture.
Women control the media? I had no idea that Michael Bloomberg, Rupert Murdoch, Si Newhouse, Mort Zuckerman and Jeff Bezos were all women.
The things I learn from the MGTOW subreddit!
@Alan
No, but now you’ve given me an idea for my next tattoo. Thank you!
They won’t. I doubt any of them would actually want a child from an artificial uterus. They’re only interested in artificial uteri as a cudgel to hit women with, to try to make us panic because ‘oh no the men don’t need us any more, we had better become utterly submissive to them!’ Making a woman pregnant and then leaving her to do all the raising gives them the satisfaction of making a woman suffer. Can’t get that satisfaction from a vat.
Apropos of nothing, but I was looking at David’s last few tweets.
Anyone else getting really fed up of Nazis and White Supremacists doing this whole “JOKE’S ON YOU, I WAS ONLY TROLLING” thing?
Every time they get caught out on their stupidity, or when people accuse them of being genocidal nazis, their first response is “NO UR DUMB I TROL U LOLOL [pepe]”.
It’s like…fuck you so much, white supremacists. We aren’t fucking children. You’re insulting our intelligence by doing this thing.
‘hurr durr im gonna advocate genocide and when people call me out on it im gonna say it was an epic meme’
[breathes hard, eats cheetos]
@Alan
Just the other day I saw a young dude with ACAB tattooed on the back of his shaved head.
@Dee Gee
Behold
@ IP
I wonder if there are regional equivalents. I seem to recall there’s some French slogan about “Le Flics…” that crops up as graffiti a lot.
@ pie
Heh, sorry meant to acknowledge before. Didn’t have to Google ‘phishing’ if that’s what you were thinking! Honest.
Artificial wombs just means that uterus having people no longer need to carry the fetus,
the mig-toe dream will not come about until artificial ovaries exist.
I see late term abortion rates going down as fetuses that endanger the lives of there parents (is the a good neutral term?) get transferred to artificial wombs,
but replacement of uterus having people is no where in the stars.
Paradoxy, happy Walburgisnacht!
Here in Finland people celebrate ”vappu” as a generic spring festival that mostly involves alcohol and junk food, often picnics and silly carnival costumes. Some also celebrate Labor Day, although that’s quite marginal.
Yesterday, we had a late snowfall. Now the snow is gone and weather seems to be turning from freezing to merely chilly. In other words, perfect for vappu picnic. I’m planning to do it quickly in some quiet place with only one friend, like a true introvert.
On stupid punny character names, I just now figured out the dwarf Casanunda from Discworld. I thought it many times over years, even tried to look up on Lspace. The ”unda” part was obvious but only now I see how ”ova” in Casanova is counterpart to it.
BTW, does the ”casan” part mean something in this pun? Cashing?
@Arctic Ape,
The puns in Discworld are a constant source of joy. I always check L space after each book to see what I missed.
Casanunda is genius.
I have a huge map of DW on my wall and spend far too much time reading it, looking for puns ?
If you look at the research on human sexuality, there are essentially two factors that determine whether a woman wants sex (whether with a man or another woman).
The first is whether she thinks the sex will be pleasurable for her (whether she thinks you’re hot, etc.). The second is whether she can create a “safe space” in her mind so she feels physically and emotionally safe and she can relax, which is usually a prerequisite to getting turned on. She will feel safer if she feels like she won’t be shamed for her sexuality.
So the “common sense” dating advice works: talk to a large number of people to gauge their interest and be confident but not a creep. I don’t see why people get so bitter about that.
@Alan
I can think of “Mort aux vaches”, but there’s a lot more. This one in particular usually goes as three dots in a triangle – not the most elaborate tattoo but it gets the points across, hur hur.
Of course there’s also the classic Yiddish one. I got a killer design for this one but I can’t seem to find anyone with enough knuckles.
And for a variation in English, here‘s an awesome one by Geoff Berner.
I could do this all day.
@LindsayIrene – I did check out that video on “Born Sexy Yesterday”, very interesting. I found the instances where the character was a naive grown man – a la “Big” to be very informative. I always found “Big” to be kind of off-putting and creepy, although I didn’t have as much of a problem with “Starman” for some reason, possibly I didn’t see all of Starman?
I was starting to wonder why in the heck any of this started – we’ve recently had yet another “40-something male teacher repeated sexually assaults his 15-year-old female student, calling it a ‘relationship’, gets busted, and everyone falls all over themselves to excuse him and blame the girl” incident so the whole teacher/student dynamic talked about in the video was hitting quite close to home.
I suppose I can see it as a fantasy against rejection, but where does something like this begin?. Is it purely cultural, and if so, why is it so widespread across so many cultures? Why do women not find the same kind of “childlike naivete in an adult body” as attractive, at least, not so much that it’s become a common trope?
Just musing.
@Lindsay
Interesting watch. Something I’ll look out for going forward. Ends on a whimper tho. If you already think innocence is sexy, just saying ‘nuh uh’ mayn’t be the best counterargument…
If you want to see an interesting take on Born Sexy Yesterday, watch Ex Machina (2015). I saw it the other night and it was very interesting.
Maybe because women are usually stuck with emotional labor and care-taking duties already? Like, Starman, you’re cute, but I already take care of someone who has trouble feeding himself.
Another trope is the ‘woman drags man-child kicking and screaming into adulthood’ thing. I honestly don’t know who that one is supposed to appeal to.
@MrsObedMarsh I’ve been meaning to watch it, I started it and got irritated at the beginning (not sure if I just wasn’t in the mood or if it was the “two dudes make a sexy robot” that was bugging me). If it gets better I’ll try to hang in there a little longer.
@LindsayIrene
That reminds me of all the guys I’ve dated who loved to say some variation of, “I’m never gonna grow up! Hurr hurr hurr!” Which always dropped my estimation of them about 20 points. Because seriously, dude, I do not want to be your mommy.
But that also also reminds me of the whole “Peter Pan” thing, which I suppose is what we get instead of Manic Pixie Dream Girls or Born Sexy Yesterday.
There should be a satirical take on born sexy yesterday where as usual the guy meets his child woman AI/alien/supernatural creature, they have a whirlwind romance and get married. Then he’s all dismayed to find that she lacks the life experience to be good at cooking and cleaning for him and making sure he remembers to get his mom a mother’s day card and making sure he doesn’t spend all the household’s money on impractical things. She grows out of her naivete and divorces his ass. He has to pay alimony because she has no job experience or education. The end.
@Dee Gee:
Here’s a thing with both MRAs and a bit of the actually sciency bits.
@Alan:
That bit from the police about pets in cars made me feel a bit better about humanity. It’s no-nonsense “this is the proper thing to do, no two ways about it, but this is how you cover your ass”-tone is terribly refreshing.
Converse of the ‘Born Sexy Yesterday’ trope:
“I may look 12 years old, but I am actually over 9001 years old!”
Citation example: Kanna Kamui from Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid.
Or, using our latest MGTOW as an example,
“I have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old, but I am actually a 329 year old engineer!”
@dreemr
Same place as manurospherians are always on about age of consent laws. Wanting someone who is easily manipulated/controlled.
Patriarchy
See previous.
@LindsayIrene
Men who want a relationship and never to have to worry about emotional labour.
@PeeVee
So basically you’re saying Abunga is the worst loli (that is usually what characters of the sort we’re describing are called) ever?
Hilarious! I’m now imagining a preteen girl screaming at the audience of WHTM to stop using gifs.
Yes, I was watching the whole shit-tornado from a distance. It was getting in the way of my welcome-back committee and made me entirely lose track of my friends.
@Dalilama
Yes. Don’t forget their whole “feeeeeeeeeeeemale bodies are most fertile at age 13” thing.
@Franscesca Torpedo
The worst part abut that one is when they act like there apparent age,
age of consent should really very by species,
yes that elf is in there 30s no that does not make them an adult.