It’s another lazy Friday on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and the fellas are talking about their awesome hobbies and the whitewater rafting trip a bunch of them organized together in Ariz …
Just kidding! MGTOWs can barely organize lunch for themselves. They’re ranting about how awful women are. In a post titled “Women are the epicentre of problems facing society,” a fellow calling himself Malahidael lays out his basic thesis:
I have been with my fair share of women,
I’m going to rate that claim “4 Pinnochios.”
I don’t see the appeal much anymore and I have a feeling most men share my thoughts. I’m reading these stories of women in power getting little to no reparations for their actions, like when that girlfriend murdered her boyfriend and the bitch walked away.
Ah, the famous case of State Vs. That Girlfriend!
Imagine this a women having complete political power of an entire county and a natural disaster or a situation that requires military action occurs the same time she is pregnant, ovulating, or even having “hot flashes” how can we be sure that each decision she makes is based purely on the benefit of the people not because of the flooding of hormones that can lead to rash decisions that gets millions killed.
Uh, dude, you do realize that the current inhabitant of the White House is more impulsive than a woman simultaneously experiencing pregnancy, ovulation, menopause, hysteria, wandering womb, dancing cervix, fallopian tubeworm, mammary foam, boob gout, the vapours, bicycle face, and lady ghostbusters?
I’m just tired of watching all this shit unfold… I can safely say with all this censorship going on as well that MGTOW will remain in the back of this 18 year olds mind till he dies.
I prefer to get most of my information about ladies from 18-year-old dudes who hate them.
A commenter called Helikzhan agrees that women aren’t worth the trouble. At least those women who aren’t simultaneously dogs and television sets.
Sex is all we were ever after. Aside from sex they are just other humans we have nothing in common with. Literally every other companion is better to have. Dog, roommate, online friends, etc. A TV is a better companion than a woman for the most part. Especially so that they don’t do anything other than pay half of the debt she runs up.
TV sets pay off your debts?
The issue is finding a sex alternative. That’s real easy today. No STIs required! No prostitutes. No handjobs while looking at porn (but you can do this, too). I prefer sex dolls but they are pricey. Trust me when I say to you they will fill a void you never imagined could be filled. Don’t underestimate the physical presence of a sex toy. Something to snuggle with, bang when you want, be a creep and talk to it if you please. It’s literally no different than the modern woman and will cost you a fraction of her cost.
The other great advantage of sex dolls is that they don’t run from you screaming.
As JFK7878 sees it, there have been only maybe two great women in all of history.
Women are too stupid to be that important. There were some great women in history like Marie Curie or Joanna Darc,
Er, Joan of Arc?
Women lack intelligence, critical thinking and imagination, they must be led
Who leads women now ? Owners of the media who push degeneracy on them from early age. If you put a woman a desert island for 20 years could she -by herself- grow into feministic cunt with tatooes ?
Only men, who can easily survive on nothing but raw seagulls, are suited to survival and self-tattooing on desert islands.
Look at amish women vs modern women and spot the difference.
Do MGTOWs have some sort of Amish fetish now?
The sick ideas are planted into women so dont get surprised nothing good grows out of them.
Modern woman is end product of ‘social architecs’. If men want better women they must take charge of media and social architecture.
Women control the media? I had no idea that Michael Bloomberg, Rupert Murdoch, Si Newhouse, Mort Zuckerman and Jeff Bezos were all women.
The things I learn from the MGTOW subreddit!
@EJ:
Frankly I’m surprised if it wasn’t already there.
I’m willing to bet that “out of context” is just yet another smokescreen tactic employed by manospherian types to distract the conversation. Just like “fake news!”, the longer and louder they cry about it, the more they can attempt to keep anything meaningful from being discussed, because their end goal is literally “don’t let people change society in ways I don’t like”, and to them that is caused by… talking about things they don’t like.
Also, having just finished actually reading this thread, I find myself feeling a bit sad for abloobloobloo. He’s a raging misogynistic asshole who is far less intelligent or rational than he would apparently like to believe (such logick, saying that men hate women because women make men hate them), but assuming his life story that he’s revealed is true, I can see how easily he could’ve used the adversity he’s faced to become a genuinely good person, and the fact that he’s instead decided to “wallow in the shit” and finds most of his enjoyment from “bringing other people down with him” just… makes me sad.
I mean, I know he doesn’t really deserve any pity or anything, but even still.
Apparently reality’s never stopped an MGTOW from his degree at Assfax U.
I mean, we could ask for sources to get context and the like, but that’d be too much for the poor dear to handle.
Clearly, we’d be too harsh on him to ask for him to back up his silly claims that women get to murder their boyfriends and “walk away”.
Uh, dude? At any given time when you’re out in public, you’re very likely around lots of people who are pregnant, ovulating, or even having hot flashes (which is actually a thing).
All those people are out there just living their lives as normal. They’re doing their jobs, they’re being parents, they’re making decisions that may or may not affect or effect you in the slightest.
Because (cis) women (and trans men) don’t get to take a week off for periods.
Do you see women getting a weeks’ worth of vacation every month? No. Because (while I’d like that for everyone because that sounds fucking sweet) it’s not very fucking productive.
On top of that, we’re expected to act as normal as possible, despite debilitating cramps, body aches, and, of course, bleeding profusely from our vaginas.
Because cis men find vaginas and their functions outside of “penis holder” to be icky. And if we mention that we’re on our periods or any other of our Undesirable Vagina Functions, cis men act like we just told them we like to murder and eat puppies.
I could say that the fact that this exists on the internet is proof that he’s not being censored, but I don’t want to interrupt his Martyrdom fantasy.
Yeah, because at 18, clearly you are an expert at everything, including women! [/sarcasm]
Look, I felt that way too. Sometimes I still do. I feel like I know what I’m doing and I feel like that I know exactly what’s going to happen.
But I don’t.
And the point where you’ll better yourself is the point where you realize that fact: That you don’t know everything. But you should be prepared to learn.
Because when you’re prepared to learn, when you’re prepared to question yourself and follow that line of questioning to the end, that’s where you’ll find your wisdom and you will only become stronger from it.
I don’t want to belittle someone based on age. It’s shitty, especially here in the US where we expect kids this dude’s age to know what they want to do with the rest of their life, but we say that they’re not smart enough to know their sexuality or gender, or that they’re too young to handle alcohol, and so on and so forth.
Teenagers are a hell of a lot smarter than a lot of people give them credit for.
However, you still need to take time to get some wisdom. Knowledge is great. I encourage you to get some knowledge, for it is indeed power as the saying goes.
But wisdom is how you wield that knowledge, and that’s just as important, if not moreso.
I hope that someday OP goes out and gets some wisdom for himself and learns to better himself, instead of wallowing in the pool of toxic sludge that older MGTOWs have made for him.
On to the next commenter!
Maybe if you find you don’t have anything in common with women besides wanting sex, you might want to go out and meet more women.
Women are as diverse as men, with different tastes and interests.
Hell, there are even women out there who hate other women just like you!
And if you want to do that, you do you.
I’m not gonna knock sex toys. I have a few myself, and they’re great for getting off with.
But I don’t talk to my dildoes though, that seems a little much. I give them names, but that’s about it.
Let’s just let the irony that a woman made the internet possible sink in, shall we?
http://www.phenomenalradness.com/art/projector2.gif
Says the man spewing the same nonsense as his fellow MGTOWs.
On a subreddit that will ban someone for the slightest disagreement with their overarching mantra of “All Women Are Terrible Because They’re Women”.
Of course, the “degeneracy” of the media was also pushed on THEM, but that’s different because they’re “smart”.
Maybe. I mean, hypothetically the feminism is possible.
If she had to fend for herself for 20 years, she’s very unlikely to put up with your bullshit once she comes back.
Clearly you’ve never heard of rumspringa.
I think the point that this dude is trying to make is: “I want an Amish woman, but I don’t want to give up the internet.”
Good luck with that, buddy.
Of course, this guy knows what kinds of ideas are good for women.
Like giving him blowjobs on demand and only teaching them how to clean and make various types of sandwiches.
I think you mean “men like me”, in which case we should be safe.
Because for all their griping, they never get off their keyboards and actually DO anything, let alone “take charge of media and social architecture”.
Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein isn’t the monster.
Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein is the monster.
He seems to be confusing “hurt” and “disgust verging on revulsion.”
Abunga is just a terrible person, simple as that. There’s a reason “kicking someone after they’re down” is a saying.
I just went back and read the thread. Glad Fungus is gone, and I’m glad to hear Oogly’s aunty is doing better. Positive vibes you and your aunt’s way, Oogly.
So, off topic, but Happy Walpurgisnacht, everyone!
And I spent my Walpurgisnacht so far preparing a picnic lunch for Beltane, which is tomorrow! Yaaaay! Roommates and I are going to a local park to enjoy some yummy foodstuffs.
I spent two hours doing the grocery shopping with one of my roommates at 7AM, and I’ve been so damn productive today.
I actually went and got up early to do the shopping, and brought one of my roommates with me since she’s much more responsible than I. We got all the food we needed (as well as some other groceries), as well as some lovely green colored items like plates, napkins, and a tablecloth. (I wanted to get some chives, but five dollars for a small bottle is too much for something that I’d use once, so we got green onion instead, because fuck that.)
Our cashier at the store was very nice, though she was a bit tired. We wanted to purchase a single thing of garlic, but it kept ringing up as WAAAY too much (it kept ringing up as like 8 dollars, and we were like “Uh, no?”). Turns out she scanned the carton of orange juice, and left it on the metal part of the scanner which registered on the scale, which means that our orange juice weighed about two pounds.
I made cream cheese for some Green Goddess sandwiches, I have some karaage marinating in the fridge, and I also made some faux May Bowl punch (sliced orange, lemon, and strawberry all sitting in a mix of ginger ale and apple juice). We also got chips, yogurt, graham crackers, and some fresh fruit, and I’ll be making my roommates some good ol’ meat and cheese sammiches because they didn’t like the idea of the cream cheese ones.
I’m also going to make some “Supercharged Sun Cakes”, which are just orange flavored sugar cookies I’m guessing. If that goes wrong, I found a box of Hello Kitty strawberry cookie mix (with edible pictures to put on top!!!!) to make instead.
Fem!Roommate’s also making a chicken pasta salad thing, which I’m excited to try.
And then I faffed around a bit, and now I have to clean because a friend of mine’s coming over and she just got back from Japan and I’m excited to hear about her trip.
I don’t need to do much, but the sooner I do it the more time I can spend relaxing on my day off before I have to get up tomorrow to finish the cooking for the Beltane picnic. XD
I need to hang out here more often… you all rock.
@dreemr, I forgot this one. It’s the standard backwards malE bullshit excuse.
Uh huh.
OH I ALMOST FORGOT.
I wanted to share this story with you, because it’s amusing in hindsight, and it was something that happened to me recently.
So, as some of you are aware, I really, REALLY love the Phoenix Wright series of games. (Apologies to Alan for this is not how real lawyers work, but it’s so much fun.)
I recently replayed the three originals, I have the Phoenix Wright/Professor Layton crossover game (which is also really good, I highly recommend it), and I have all of the games save for the Apollo Justice game and the Edgeworth game (but I will get them soon. I’m also working on getting physical copies along with my digital ones, if I’m able.)
This includes the latest game, Spirit of Justice, which came out last September, which I’ve been working my way through.
I recently played a trial that had the WORST PHOENIX WRIGHT CHARACTER NAME EVER.
For those of you not familiar with the series, that’s a high fucking bar to clear. Most of the names of characters rely heavily on silly puns, and they range from “A Light Chuckle” to “Loud Groan”.
This one made me go through all five stages of grief ALL AT ONCE.
So, slight spoilers ahead:
I was defending Maya from a second trumped-up murder charge, since she gets accused of two different (but related) murders in this game.
The gimmick of this game is the Divination Seance, which is performed by a young girl named Rayfa. She’s the princess of the country we’re in, Khura’in, which hates lawyers and has labeled the Seance the absolute truth. (Phoenix is actually convincing her that the Seance isn’t the Truth, so much as it’s another vital piece of evidence. Helpful, but her Insights aren’t infallible like she previously believed.)
So, you need two things to do a seance (or to channel a spirit like Maya): A face, and a name.
Rayfa can’t do the seance for the second victim, Puhray Zeh’lot (a play on the phrase “prays a lot”, because he was a devout monk, and a slight play on the word “Zealot”, which comes into play later, but I won’t say how).
Phoenix eventually comes to the conclusion that this is because Puhray Zeh’lot isn’t the victim’s real name.
Ema Sky (who is working for the prosecutor’s office by helping Khura’in’s top prosecutor) goes to find the name, but the prosecutor has the record of all the monks in Khura’in with him, and easily finds the man’s name.
His name?
Rheel Neh’mu
THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S REAL NAME WAS “REAL NAME”.
I CAN’T.
I CANNOT EVEN.
So yeah, that was a fun time had by all.
I love this saying. I especially love telling it to people who have never heard it before and watching their faces light up when they process it.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/CPBYt44s14Zvq/200.webp#1-grid1
http://i.imgur.com/WJv4HcG.gif
@ Paradoxy
You might find this interesting…
http://swarb.co.uk/regina-v-young-stephen-cacd-30-dec-1994/
In summary, a jury used a ouija board to contact the deceased in a murder trial. The board said ‘guilty’. When this came to light the defendant appealed. The appeal was allowed. But only because the seance had taken place outside the jury room and not all jurors were present. Had they done it in the jury room it couldn’t have been appealed.
As it happened he was convicted again on the retrial, so it looks like the board got it right.
Interesting video exploring the popular sci-fi trope of sexualized women with little-girl personalities:
https://youtu.be/0thpEyEwi80
Born Sexy Yesterday
Hello, everyone! I was going to respond to my welcome-back committee in the last post, but it seems like this is the place to be right now!
Thank you, everyone, for welcoming me back! It’s perfectly lovely to be here.
I think I deserve a welcome back party, too, and this one fits the bill perfectly.
@Paradox
I wish you and your awesome pagan pals lived nearby. It’s depressing being the only Asatruar of note here.
Also, how do I get an avatar of my own here? I’m sick of this Gravatar mess and would like Scented Fucking Hard Chairs (bites lower lip, crosses thighs) to include me in their epic photoshop mashups of stuff.
Yey, our local police have just released the following notice on their Facebook page.
@SHFC
okay I know you mentioned the source material for that .gif elsewhere but I need it again
@Franscesca
Set up a Gravitar using the same email address you use here. It will magically change your image after about 5 minutes.
Scrolling down the police Facebook page. I wonder if anyone fell for this one.
Thanks, @Policy!
Awesome! I love it!
@Alan Robertshaw
@Alan
Holy fuck, that thing is painful to read.
ACAB
In a recent science piece I see where research has advanced to animal testing of an artificial uterus.
I can only begin to appreciate what this development will mean to the alt right / men going it aloners when R and D reaches the stage of approval for human use.
Will the continuing development and refinement of artificial sex substitutes like sex dolls and sex robots combine for these deplorables combine with the developments in artificial insemination and artificial incubation to the point where they can do entirely without the half of humanity that is female?
I cannot imagine these miserable excuses for men will engage in the rigors of actual child rearing, should they succeed in procreating artificially. So what comes next? Robo-nannies?
And if they do without real live women entirely for procreation, will they then opt as well for only male offspring, in some bizarre male parthenogenesis, having to their satisfaction rendered women and girls obsolete for their intents and purposes?
@ francesca
Heh, do you have the classic knuckle tattoo? (might be showing my age a bit there)
@Dee Gee
This is truly the Darkest Timeline©.
@Alan
No, but now you’ve given me an idea for my next tattoo. Thank you!