It’s another lazy Friday on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, and the fellas are talking about their awesome hobbies and the whitewater rafting trip a bunch of them organized together in Ariz …
Just kidding! MGTOWs can barely organize lunch for themselves. They’re ranting about how awful women are. In a post titled “Women are the epicentre of problems facing society,” a fellow calling himself Malahidael lays out his basic thesis:
I have been with my fair share of women,
I’m going to rate that claim “4 Pinnochios.”
I don’t see the appeal much anymore and I have a feeling most men share my thoughts. I’m reading these stories of women in power getting little to no reparations for their actions, like when that girlfriend murdered her boyfriend and the bitch walked away.
Ah, the famous case of State Vs. That Girlfriend!
Imagine this a women having complete political power of an entire county and a natural disaster or a situation that requires military action occurs the same time she is pregnant, ovulating, or even having “hot flashes” how can we be sure that each decision she makes is based purely on the benefit of the people not because of the flooding of hormones that can lead to rash decisions that gets millions killed.
Uh, dude, you do realize that the current inhabitant of the White House is more impulsive than a woman simultaneously experiencing pregnancy, ovulation, menopause, hysteria, wandering womb, dancing cervix, fallopian tubeworm, mammary foam, boob gout, the vapours, bicycle face, and lady ghostbusters?
I’m just tired of watching all this shit unfold… I can safely say with all this censorship going on as well that MGTOW will remain in the back of this 18 year olds mind till he dies.
I prefer to get most of my information about ladies from 18-year-old dudes who hate them.
A commenter called Helikzhan agrees that women aren’t worth the trouble. At least those women who aren’t simultaneously dogs and television sets.
Sex is all we were ever after. Aside from sex they are just other humans we have nothing in common with. Literally every other companion is better to have. Dog, roommate, online friends, etc. A TV is a better companion than a woman for the most part. Especially so that they don’t do anything other than pay half of the debt she runs up.
TV sets pay off your debts?
The issue is finding a sex alternative. That’s real easy today. No STIs required! No prostitutes. No handjobs while looking at porn (but you can do this, too). I prefer sex dolls but they are pricey. Trust me when I say to you they will fill a void you never imagined could be filled. Don’t underestimate the physical presence of a sex toy. Something to snuggle with, bang when you want, be a creep and talk to it if you please. It’s literally no different than the modern woman and will cost you a fraction of her cost.
The other great advantage of sex dolls is that they don’t run from you screaming.
As JFK7878 sees it, there have been only maybe two great women in all of history.
Women are too stupid to be that important. There were some great women in history like Marie Curie or Joanna Darc,
Er, Joan of Arc?
Women lack intelligence, critical thinking and imagination, they must be led
Who leads women now ? Owners of the media who push degeneracy on them from early age. If you put a woman a desert island for 20 years could she -by herself- grow into feministic cunt with tatooes ?
Only men, who can easily survive on nothing but raw seagulls, are suited to survival and self-tattooing on desert islands.
Look at amish women vs modern women and spot the difference.
Do MGTOWs have some sort of Amish fetish now?
The sick ideas are planted into women so dont get surprised nothing good grows out of them.
Modern woman is end product of ‘social architecs’. If men want better women they must take charge of media and social architecture.
Women control the media? I had no idea that Michael Bloomberg, Rupert Murdoch, Si Newhouse, Mort Zuckerman and Jeff Bezos were all women.
The things I learn from the MGTOW subreddit!
@ComeOnIrene
Lol, I’ve actually posted on here drunk before.
That’s a debatable point; I’ve got a lot of those in my family, and IRL, I’m not nearly as bad as them. I mean, I say mean things on the internet, and I know it just *kills* people like you that I enjoy making microaggressions, but I don’t go around stealing from people, cheating on my spouses/partners/whatever for money, and make people put down money bailing me out. Seriously, my cousin couldn’t *wait* for her mother die so that she could spend her money on more meth. You’re comparing me to that? Just because of some shit I said to you on the internet, when you don’t even know who I am behind the screen? Lighten up. Gain some perspective.
@ Ooglyboggles:
If you have Netflix, I’d recommend What We Do in the Shadows. It’s a mockumentary about four vampires sharing a house in New Zealand. It’s freaking hilarious and very sweet.
Or there’s always Dramaworld, also on Netflix. It’s the story of a young woman who’s a serious fan of Korean dramas, and gets more or less literally sucked into one.
Drink and stay the fuck offline. Stay home, too.
Yeah, um, the shit one says anonymously on the internet reveals who one really is pretty well. We see you. We all see you.
@ComeOnIrene
Now, call me delusional, but I think I’m sensing some real butthurt around here. Who can it be? Believe it or not, it’s not me! I would advise you to seek some ointment for that.
@ abunga:
You seriously overestimate the effect you have here. You’re an asshole, but that isn’t killing anyone.
My go to feel good movies are The Princess Bride, Clueless, the original Willy Wonka and Center Stage. Oh, and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. I also like to watch silly reality shows like Top Model and Rupaul’s Drag Race when I need cheering up.
Ooglyboggles:
I hope your auntie is okay. I had a serious scare with my Mom when she first got diagnosed a few years ago. It was pretty close before we figured out what was wrong with her. She’s good now, though.
Ooh, I can’t rec What We Do in the Shadows highly enough! It’s one of my favorite vampire films, and the lead character is the sweetest vampire you’ll ever see in any movie. Any vampire that tells his flatmates to “Wakey-wakey!, for the evening, can’t be bad.
I’d also rec Captain Fantastic, with Viggo Mortensen, although I warn you suicide is mentioned ( but not shown) in the story.
@Collateral Thought
The only overestimation I seem to have made is your ability to understand hyperbole. So where are you on the spectrum?
@Aboonguss
And not a one of us would doubt it. The question is, when you metaphorically shat the bed in the shirt thread, was that as a result of inebriation?
Okay, he really needs to go bye-bye now.
@Collateral Thought
+1.Cowabunga, I don’t read about your sad bullying attempts as (I assume) a grown adult and feel sad, distressed, angry, or whatever you want me to feel. I just feel contempt.
Abunghole
http://images.parents.mdpcdn.com/sites/parents.com/files/styles/width_360/public/images/p_101528432.jpg
This pr*ck is very triggered.
@Collateral Thought
What We Do in the Shadows is great each of the main vampires is a different archetype.
@Troubelle
No. I was completely lucid then. Fact is, I just really needed to get the whole gif/Beyonce/Buzzfeed/TV show thing off of my chest. You have no idea how long I have been stewing over those things.
Yeesh, Abungus. This is one of the saddest and most pathetic displays I’ve seen. And you choose to come here…for this kind of “attention”.
Yikes. I hope you get your shit together someday, kid. I really do. Because man, that’s gotta suck.
@Fruitloopsie
– C. Try a little harder. You’ve got potential.
@Viscaria
Is that supposed to deflate me or something? I’m not picky about what reactions I get.
@Collateral
@wwth
@TreePerson
@lkeke35
Glad she’s better, and thanks for all the recs
@Abunga Is Among Ya
Wow, even when I was at my low point over this damn too long day the best you could do was get me to spill the beans on what I did? That’s just sad Capslock.
No. We didn’t know anything about your cousin until you just brought it up. You’re the one comparing you to that. And it’s unacceptable.
I have an uncle who is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. He’s a racist and a conspiracy theorist. He is not well educated. He pretty much ruined his relationship with his kids. They’re just now after several years getting to the point where they’re willing to have anything to do with him.
So what? He’s not the bar I’ve set for myself.
I sometimes wallow in self pity. Depression will do that. But mostly I do try to be a better person rather than taking comfort in the fact that I could be worse. I’m not naturally a very generous person. I’m reflexively cheap and stingy. My two best friends on the other hand, are both people who have no problem being generous. They’ve inspired me to for the past several years work on becoming more giving and generous. And I have. Although not as much as I’d like. But I am working on it and improving. The people here have inspired me over the last few years to excise some of the bits of classism and ableism that I still had in me.
You being a shitty person is a choice that you and you alone have made. I hope that when you lie in bed tonight and when you look in the mirror next that you realize that. That you made the choice to be an asshole to someone who had just been through a traumatic experience with a sick loved one because you felt bad and wanted to lash out at someone. I hope you can realize that this isn’t the kind of person that anyone should want to be.
I don’t hold out much hope that you’ll want to be a better person but I hope that you will. At least rethink your opinion that women are evil compared to you because I’m a woman and would never talk to anyone the way you talk to people and would never treat someone the way you treated Oogly either.
This is as much free therapy as you’ll ever get from me. I’m feeling unusually benevolent. Go back to your old ways and I will be merciless. Believe that. But you showed a glimmer of self awareness with your previous wallowing in shit comment so I will make a one time only attempt to reach some glimmer of humanity in you. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Oops, sorry! In that case, I amend my question and would like an answer to the mystery of why Oogly’s other aunts assisted in saving their sister. Why did they want someone who wasn’t a cute baby or a rich man to live? Was it the corrupting power of feminism?
Awww. Yes, honey, you’re ever so edgy and Dark Triad and whatnot. It’s very, very scary and not at all like something a pouty middle-schooler would write in his diary after seeing “Fight Club” for the first time.
@Aboonguss
Aboonguss confirmed for even more pathetic than I thought. Welp.
Seriously, dude. I thought I would be the last person to say this, but get a motherfuckin’ life. Preferably one where you realize that women have ambitions of their own instead of being insipid cows.
ETA:
@Shaenon
Even in Fight Club, one of the rules was that you stop beating people up once they were down. (Yes, it gets broken later, but that’s when things start going to Hell.)
Ah. While I was typing my long happy drunk post, Miggs proved he does not deserve it with that autism spectrum comment.
That’s pretty much what I figured, but hey. If there are any budding MGTOW lurking here, now they’ll see that this is the kind of reprehensible person they’d be joining up with.
Miggs, I hope that every time you get comfortable in bed and start to drift off to sleep, you’re struck with the urge to urinate and have to get out of bed.
We need to stop talking to Abunghole he’s way too thin skinned, heartless and irrational. Let’s play the counting game.
I’ll start.. 1
Why not post a counting gif since he likes them so much?
2. 2 gifs for Abunga.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/1911430/temper-tantrum-o.gif
http://replygif.net/i/757.gif