For an alleged defender of white womanhood, Andrew Anglin of the neo-Nazi tip sheet The Daily Stormer really seems to hate white women. In a post yesterday, Anglin urged his fellow racist white dudes to uplift their race by tearing “their” women down.
Anglin begins his post with an angry rant against “All About That Bass,” Megan Trainor’s musical paean to women who’ve “got that boom boom that all the boys chase, all the right junk in all the right places.” Snowflake Anglin retorts that real men like him think “[f]at women are disgusting.”
Naturally, he blames the popularity of Trainor’s song on the evil machinations of the Elders of Zion.
“The Jews are literally marketing obesity as a favorable lifestyle choice – they are selling this to teenage girls,” he charges.
They are telling them, using scientific methods of psychological manipulation, that boys will like them if they are fat.
But nothing could be further from the truth! Not only that, but fat people are depriving non-fat people of their basic human rights with their dastardly fatness.
Fat people are not simply destroying themselves – they are destroying society.
By refusing to take basic care of yourself and present yourself in a manner that is not disgusting, you are demonstrating vile hatred for everyone around you. Giving gluttonous sluts the “freedom” to be fat takes away the freedom of normal people to not have to look at disgusting fat slobs when they are out in public trying to lead normal lives.
Who knew that poor Mr. Anglin was so oppressed?
Happily for the white race (minus the fatties), Mr. Anglin has a solution to fight the rising tide of fatness: fat shaming.
Indeed, the brave Mr. Anglin has already launched his own personal fat shaming crusade — at a local McDonald’s. He begins the story of his struggle by assuring his readers that he only goes to McDonald’s for coffee and “I do not eat their food ever.”
Well, not ever ever. “Maybe twice a year I get a sausage McMuffin for breakfast,” he admits in the very next sentence, before relating a recent encounter he had at McDonald’s with “two girls probably 21-22 who were fat and scarfing down burgers, French fries and soda.”
Horrifyingly, these women had not completely covered every inch of their body with opaque material to protect Anglin’s sensitive eyes.
Despite the chilly April in Ohio weather, they were wearing short shorts, showing off their elephant legs. They were proud.
Naturally, Anglin decided he had to take them down a peg.
Passing them on the way back from the bathroom, I stopped right in front of them, looked at the French fries one was munching, then looked her straight in the eyes, then looked down at her bulbous exposed legs, then looked her straight in the eyes and shook my head and said “Jesus fucking Christ” and walked away.
WHAT AN HERO
If you do this right, the skank will spend hours on end crying about it, will think about it most of her waking hours (as well as in her nightmares) for weeks, and remember it for the rest of her life.
Yeah, that’s kind of how abuse — both physical and verbal — works, you piece of shit.
But in Anglin’s mind, this is abuse with a purpose — the salvation of the beleaguered white race.
You are helping your society and your race by doing this, and it will make you feel confident. Looking down on women is something all men should be doing, a status we need to regain in this matriarchal Jew hell of a society we’ve been born into against our will, and fat women are an easy target for building up your confidence.
But what if you’re too shy to walk up to fat women and verbally abuse them in public?
If you don’t have the confidence yet to walk right up to these whores, you can look at them from a distance, make eye-contact, and shake your head in disgust. This will build your confidence as you train your subconscious mind to understand that these whores are far, far below you.
It’s all about self-improvement!
Note that this may be illegal in some European countries. But it sure as hell isn’t in America. And it needs to be done.
Everyone should make it a personal mission to inflict shame on some horrible slut each and every day of his life.
But your abuse “doesn’t have to be limited to fat women.” In fact, you can just go ahead and abuse “all types of stupid, worthless whores.”
Like, for example, white women dating icky non-white men!
[I]f you see an interracial couple, you can stop and say, enthusiastically “wow, you guys are such a cute couple,” she will almost certainly interpret this as you giving her exactly what she wants – social approval for her brave social justice act. So then, while she’s smiling, look the stupid bitch straight in the eyes and say “your father must be so proud.” Then, start laughing, and walk away.
This might not work if the “stupid bitch’s” father is not actually a racist piece of shit, but never mind, because Anglin is on a roll!
The “your father must be so proud” line followed by laugher can be used in all types of different situations.
If a girl is dressed particularly whorishly, or is making some big public attention getting display, you can say “wow, you sure are something – your father must be so proud” and start laughing.
If they get standoffish with you and try to attack you for shaming them, just keep laughing and walk away.
SO ALPHA.
If “cuckolded white knight faggots” step in to defend the “whore” in question, you can also stand up to them by walking away. “Don’t engage,” Anglin warns.
Engaging makes it look like it matters to you more than it does, and that then boosts the ego of the slut. You want her to know that you think she is lower than any insect.
Apparently, being a complete asshole to practically every woman you see can be a big boost to your self-esteem.
I promise you, this will make you feel GREAT because you are doing a very GREAT thing for our race and society. You can then teach your friends to do the same. We can create an entire social movement, very rapidly, as men begin to realize the deep spiritual joy and righteousness they feel in putting these stupid whores in their place.
I suppose I should make the obligatory “are we the baddies” reference here.
Some of Anglin’s readers were apparently worried that adopting his “abuse practically every woman you see” approach might make it difficult for them to find dates for the prom. Anglin assures them in an “IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT” appended to his post that nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, ladies love abusive men! It’s SCIENCE.
For any remaining white knights who just don’t get it, and accuse me of somehow making it so men won’t be successful with women if they view them and treat them this way, you know absolutely nothing whatsoever about women. …
Men who engage in the type of behavior I have outlined here are the kind of men that women desire more than anything. In fact, they are the only type of men they desire. This is evolutionary biology, it is a scientific fact …
Women have exactly zero desire to be “respected” by men who view them as “equals” – women desire to be dominated by men who view them as property.
Roses are red
Birds have wings
Women like men
Who treat them like things
Allegedly
In conclusion, WHITE KNIGHTS = WHITE GENOCIDE.
My agenda is to save the white race by helping men to become men again, and I don’t give a fuck about the tears of you pussy-worshiping cowards who have abandoned OUR WOMEN to their own fundamentally self-destructive natures by refusing to give them male guidance through the mechanism of public shaming.
You white knight cowards are the ones who are destroying OUR WOMEN by abdicating your masculine duty to put them in their place where they are safe and protected by men who dominate and own them, while at the same time claiming that any man who stands up and does his masculine duty is the bad guy.
White knights are worse than Jews – they are traitors.
Traitors, huh? “If this be treason,” as Patrick Henry so famously said, let us “make the most of it.”
WWTH, definitely. All snacks are welcome!
The Jews don’t make me ashamed to be white. These Nazi idiots make me ashamed to be white.
Buttercup Q. Skullpants,
It is nice to see you posting here again. I always enjoyed your posts.
(I’m a longtime lurker, ?)
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@Alan:
How I wish all the #MAGA-crowing buffoons would see that sketch and take this part especially to heart. But that would entail them being capable of learning something, and we all know how crappy the Master Race™ types are at that.
What a sad, bitter man-baby
I’m pretty sure those girls at McDonalds had no idea what he was talking about.
Also, lurking around in the background and muttering insults under your breath, and then scurrying away when people question you, is hardly a paragon of alpha maleness.
The utter lack of self awareness is what continues to be most puzzling about these types.
Hi PeeVee! Thanks <3 <3 <3 I've been quiet here lately…my mom passed away unexpectedly a few weeks ago, and I've been dealing with major grief. It feels like the tears will never end. But I still come here and lurk when I need some ridiculousness. I enjoy your comments too.
Best wishes to all the Mammotheers, hope everyone is well…
@ Buttercup
I am so sorry to hear that. Words seem trite at times like this; but you very much have my condolences.
@Buttercup – so very sorry to hear of your loss.
I’m so sorry, Buttercup.
I hope you have support around you, Buttercup. All my sympathies.
Buttercup Q. Skullpants,
You have my deepest sympathy. I understand what grief is. (((((Hugs)))))
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Missed you. Always enjoy your comments, and glad to hear you’re still around. So sorry about your mom. Please, take my sympathies and all the time you need <3
“So then, while she’s smiling, look the stupid bitch straight in the eyes and say ‘your father must be so proud.’ Then, start laughing, and walk away.”
Assumes taboos of in-group-of-choice are universal and commonly acknowledged, and falls down on that basis. My conservative rockribbed Republican hardhat Dad would certainly not be ashamed, and he was born in 1921. So beware of whom, and what, you take for granted.
I bet about half (if not more) of the couples Mr. Anglin approaches in this way (supposing he’s not telling fables) emerge from the encounter simply thinking he’s weird. I’m all the more willing to make the bet because Mr. Anglin feels called-upon to explain himself at some length here, which tells me that in the past he might have run into people who failed to catch on to what he was getting at. (Hence his eagerness to provide a footnote or a gloss in writing just to drive home his point.) JMO.
Buttercup – Adding to the condolences. I lost my dear old dad a year and a half ago and there are still too many days where it seems like it happened yesterday.
I think the problem with these assholes is that they think everyone thinks like them, so they believe that the things they’d personally find insulting must insult other people.
If some random dude came up to me and a non-white friend and said “your dad must be proud of you”, I’d be like “WTF was that dude talking about?” I would not conflate any of that with “you are hanging out with a non-white person and thus disgusting” because I don’t go around constantly thinking “I am hanging out with a non-white friend”. Seeing someone watching me in disgust therefore does not translate to “OMG he’s disgusted by me hanging out with someone who isn’t white!” My thoughts instead would go to “what a rude buttmunch”, and I’d probably forget about it. Or tell my dad about it, who may find it funny. Or it would just confuse him. My dad is pretty proud of me, btw. Even if I wear short shorts.
But it helps that my dad doesn’t hate women. Or black people. So yeah.
And that’s precisely it. They’ll get online validation from their echo chamber, but I would bet that Anglin, et-all, would never try that IRL.
Really, his whole little tale of Adventures at McDonald’s sounds like an old Penthouse Forum letter, “I couldn’t believe it happened to me…”, and that’s because it most likely didn’t.
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Thank you all for well written and thorough responses. That Star Trek:The Next Generation episode , I watched it a long while ago, the paralells are more astounding and relatable than I thought. As soon I head back home I’ll be sure to apply these tips for the group, and talk to them on what works for them.
@Buttercup Q. Skullpants
/hugs
long time lurker, first time commenter:
wait, Megan Trainor is fat? umm, when did this happen?
@Buttercup Q. Skullpants, condolences. I don’t know your mother, but if we define a good mother as “someone whose children make the world a better place, yours is that. Glad to see you around.
Now, regarding coffee lady: what itches in my skull is that woman is NOT reacting in a way natural to people who are flirting—- she’s skipping a bunch of steps. My immediate conclusion would be, if this actually happened, that the narrator is wrong, but whatever really chafed her wrists, it’s easier to say, “Yeah, sure, rough sex, whatever gets me out of this conversation fastest, buddy.” If she hadn’t gone right to, “Soooooo…”, I would have gone with maybe allergic reaction to yesterday’s bracelets, the bank she works at got violently robbed and she’d been tied up so she ran to the lavvy until the shakes passed, she flew coach class on United, whatever. But since she immediately went to, “Let’s go somewhere more private, stranger who has shown two red flags for being a worst-order emotional abuser,” I would say this woman is a (somewhat klutzy) serial killer who has recently escaped from custody, and this guy is listed as “narrow escape” in the credits of whatever terrible police procedural drama I am being forced to be polite to my daughter’s in-laws by watching.
@Buttercup
My condolences. I know it doesn’t help with the hurt much, but they’re meant. 🙁
@PeeVee:
Eh, there isn’t really anything so far-fetched about “I went up to someone and acted like a passive-aggressive asshole because I thought they were fat!”
dslucia,
This is true, but I’m talking about Anglin, and his whole scenario sounded like a big steaming pile of McBullshit. His descriptions just rang false for me. I don’t believe he walked up to anyone other than the counter employee to order his coffee. I believe he may have seen two women whose appearance he didn’t like, and decided “hey! New blog post!”
I think he is the kind that would absolutely harass a drive-thru employee by calling her names as he drove away, though. That’s if he drives at all.
@Buttercup: Sad to hear that. But it’s good to see you again!
@Buttercup
I am so sorry for your loss.
I lost my dad a couple of years ago. He had been seriously demented for several years so I thought that when he died it wouldn’t be so bad, because in a very real sense he was mostly gone for quite a while before he died. And that was true… at first.
About a week afterwards, I sat down in a chair and cried for about an hour. I still find myself crying about him now and then. But I have taken the pain as that which is due his loss.
I loved my father deeply. I often think he was the best dad you could expect a human to be. So I grieve, but I also remember what a great father he was. And I am so very grateful that he was my father.