For an alleged defender of white womanhood, Andrew Anglin of the neo-Nazi tip sheet The Daily Stormer really seems to hate white women. In a post yesterday, Anglin urged his fellow racist white dudes to uplift their race by tearing “their” women down.
Anglin begins his post with an angry rant against “All About That Bass,” Megan Trainor’s musical paean to women who’ve “got that boom boom that all the boys chase, all the right junk in all the right places.” Snowflake Anglin retorts that real men like him think “[f]at women are disgusting.”
Naturally, he blames the popularity of Trainor’s song on the evil machinations of the Elders of Zion.
“The Jews are literally marketing obesity as a favorable lifestyle choice – they are selling this to teenage girls,” he charges.
They are telling them, using scientific methods of psychological manipulation, that boys will like them if they are fat.
But nothing could be further from the truth! Not only that, but fat people are depriving non-fat people of their basic human rights with their dastardly fatness.
Fat people are not simply destroying themselves – they are destroying society.
By refusing to take basic care of yourself and present yourself in a manner that is not disgusting, you are demonstrating vile hatred for everyone around you. Giving gluttonous sluts the “freedom” to be fat takes away the freedom of normal people to not have to look at disgusting fat slobs when they are out in public trying to lead normal lives.
Who knew that poor Mr. Anglin was so oppressed?
Happily for the white race (minus the fatties), Mr. Anglin has a solution to fight the rising tide of fatness: fat shaming.
Indeed, the brave Mr. Anglin has already launched his own personal fat shaming crusade — at a local McDonald’s. He begins the story of his struggle by assuring his readers that he only goes to McDonald’s for coffee and “I do not eat their food ever.”
Well, not ever ever. “Maybe twice a year I get a sausage McMuffin for breakfast,” he admits in the very next sentence, before relating a recent encounter he had at McDonald’s with “two girls probably 21-22 who were fat and scarfing down burgers, French fries and soda.”
Horrifyingly, these women had not completely covered every inch of their body with opaque material to protect Anglin’s sensitive eyes.
Despite the chilly April in Ohio weather, they were wearing short shorts, showing off their elephant legs. They were proud.
Naturally, Anglin decided he had to take them down a peg.
Passing them on the way back from the bathroom, I stopped right in front of them, looked at the French fries one was munching, then looked her straight in the eyes, then looked down at her bulbous exposed legs, then looked her straight in the eyes and shook my head and said “Jesus fucking Christ” and walked away.
WHAT AN HERO
If you do this right, the skank will spend hours on end crying about it, will think about it most of her waking hours (as well as in her nightmares) for weeks, and remember it for the rest of her life.
Yeah, that’s kind of how abuse — both physical and verbal — works, you piece of shit.
But in Anglin’s mind, this is abuse with a purpose — the salvation of the beleaguered white race.
You are helping your society and your race by doing this, and it will make you feel confident. Looking down on women is something all men should be doing, a status we need to regain in this matriarchal Jew hell of a society we’ve been born into against our will, and fat women are an easy target for building up your confidence.
But what if you’re too shy to walk up to fat women and verbally abuse them in public?
If you don’t have the confidence yet to walk right up to these whores, you can look at them from a distance, make eye-contact, and shake your head in disgust. This will build your confidence as you train your subconscious mind to understand that these whores are far, far below you.
It’s all about self-improvement!
Note that this may be illegal in some European countries. But it sure as hell isn’t in America. And it needs to be done.
Everyone should make it a personal mission to inflict shame on some horrible slut each and every day of his life.
But your abuse “doesn’t have to be limited to fat women.” In fact, you can just go ahead and abuse “all types of stupid, worthless whores.”
Like, for example, white women dating icky non-white men!
[I]f you see an interracial couple, you can stop and say, enthusiastically “wow, you guys are such a cute couple,” she will almost certainly interpret this as you giving her exactly what she wants – social approval for her brave social justice act. So then, while she’s smiling, look the stupid bitch straight in the eyes and say “your father must be so proud.” Then, start laughing, and walk away.
This might not work if the “stupid bitch’s” father is not actually a racist piece of shit, but never mind, because Anglin is on a roll!
The “your father must be so proud” line followed by laugher can be used in all types of different situations.
If a girl is dressed particularly whorishly, or is making some big public attention getting display, you can say “wow, you sure are something – your father must be so proud” and start laughing.
If they get standoffish with you and try to attack you for shaming them, just keep laughing and walk away.
SO ALPHA.
If “cuckolded white knight faggots” step in to defend the “whore” in question, you can also stand up to them by walking away. “Don’t engage,” Anglin warns.
Engaging makes it look like it matters to you more than it does, and that then boosts the ego of the slut. You want her to know that you think she is lower than any insect.
Apparently, being a complete asshole to practically every woman you see can be a big boost to your self-esteem.
I promise you, this will make you feel GREAT because you are doing a very GREAT thing for our race and society. You can then teach your friends to do the same. We can create an entire social movement, very rapidly, as men begin to realize the deep spiritual joy and righteousness they feel in putting these stupid whores in their place.
I suppose I should make the obligatory “are we the baddies” reference here.
Some of Anglin’s readers were apparently worried that adopting his “abuse practically every woman you see” approach might make it difficult for them to find dates for the prom. Anglin assures them in an “IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT” appended to his post that nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, ladies love abusive men! It’s SCIENCE.
For any remaining white knights who just don’t get it, and accuse me of somehow making it so men won’t be successful with women if they view them and treat them this way, you know absolutely nothing whatsoever about women. …
Men who engage in the type of behavior I have outlined here are the kind of men that women desire more than anything. In fact, they are the only type of men they desire. This is evolutionary biology, it is a scientific fact …
Women have exactly zero desire to be “respected” by men who view them as “equals” – women desire to be dominated by men who view them as property.
Roses are red
Birds have wings
Women like men
Who treat them like things
Allegedly
In conclusion, WHITE KNIGHTS = WHITE GENOCIDE.
My agenda is to save the white race by helping men to become men again, and I don’t give a fuck about the tears of you pussy-worshiping cowards who have abandoned OUR WOMEN to their own fundamentally self-destructive natures by refusing to give them male guidance through the mechanism of public shaming.
You white knight cowards are the ones who are destroying OUR WOMEN by abdicating your masculine duty to put them in their place where they are safe and protected by men who dominate and own them, while at the same time claiming that any man who stands up and does his masculine duty is the bad guy.
White knights are worse than Jews – they are traitors.
Traitors, huh? “If this be treason,” as Patrick Henry so famously said, let us “make the most of it.”
If anyone tried to do this shit to me (and hypothetical not-White(tm) boyfriend/masculine nonbinary significant other), they’d get a middle finger if they’re lucky.
Or I could start asking questions! Like I do to everyone! That’s always fun, and I’m well aware that people can find that very annoying! 8D
Oh golly gee! There is no way this idea will ever backfire! /sarc
Anglin’s lack of self-awareness is breathtaking. And hilarious.
“By refusing to be a decent human being and present yourself in a manner that is not disgusting, you are demonstrating vile hatred for everyone around you. Giving Nazis the “freedom” to be Nazi takes away the freedom of normal people to not have to look at actual fucking Nazis when they are out in public trying to lead normal lives.”
Congratulations, you are the very first person to realize that you can feel better about your pathetic, insecure little self by tearing down others. Truly you have cracked the code.
Incidentally, All About That Bass was released in 2014. Anglin really has his finger on the pulse of popular culture.
(cribbing a bit from Dave’s own commentary)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bitches be fat
Because the Jews
Okay, you’ve ceased to make sense,
and I
Would like to get on with events in
my life
But acting respectable? No, you simply
refuse
And apparently, again, this has to do with
“the Jews”?
You could seek your own path
And open some new doors
But instead you tap your wrath
And it oozes from your pores
Whingin’ about sluts and whores
Who conspire to oppress you
Boo fuckin’ hoo
Human who’s black
With human who’s white
The concept, it gives
You quite a fright
It’s been established you’re awfully dense,
wahoo,
Put your trust into Trump and Pence,
oh you,
And yet people you dislike still exist,
oh joy,
Give up your hopes of a giant fence,
white boy
You shouldn’t be so terrified,
It’s just social progress
Yet you’ve completely vilified
What you claim to be a mess
When in reality, there’s folks like me
Everywhere around you
Boo fuckin’ hoo
With prose ever-purple
It’s easily said
That you’re too drunk
Just go to bed
With crimson rage
Burnin’ ya up
‘Bout a woman with audacity
And a soda cup
You can keep on goin’
’till milk turns chartreuse
But your suggestions
Still constitute abuse
And no matter how many
Times ya say ‘whoa’
Those of us so inclined
Will ride the rainbow
The world’s constantly changin’
And if you can’t keep in time
In the marching band of the nations
You’ll be slippin’ outta line
The ranks include such people
That you take mortal offense to
(Fatties!…Sluts!…Mudsharks!…Fat slutty mudsharks!)
Boo fuckin’ hoo
The irony is rich.
Having seen the prize-winning specimen of male pulchritude who wrote this, I can only conclude that he hates everyone, too. And that he’s hellaciously busy projecting that hate onto everyone he hates, which is everyone.
With these eyes?
I’m sure she was DEVASTATED.
IIRC, the literature suggests that not only does fatshaming not cause overweight people to lose weight, it often results in them gaining small amounts of weight.
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2014-09/ucl-sd091014.php
Ooglyboggles:
Exactly!
So which is it man? Do “the femalez” love it, or are they gonna cry about it? Pick one!
Another sad thing is that he believes his opinion is so important that he gets to choose how other people present themselves to the world. This level of narcissism is always astonishing to me. Basically trying to make something, that has absolutely nothing at all to do with him, about his feelings.
Nobody ever found fat women attractive until after Jim Crow laws were overturned. It’s true. No European men have ever found fat women beautiful ever.
http://www.peterpaulrubens.net/images/gallery/the-three-graces.jpg
Oh wait.
After reading this paragraph, it’s hard to believe that there’s anyone who could deny that male privilege exists. Does he really think he’s the first one to come up with idea of verbally harassing women in public places? Most women have been dealing with that shit for most of their lives. They’re just going to see Anglin and his stormpoopers as just another asshole in a long parade of assholes. Street harassment has never stopped us from living our lives before. No one is going to have nightmares for weeks over this jackass’ pathetic IRL trolling attempts.
…does he not realize that if people do this to randos they encounter off the street, the response might not be as tearful as they think. I mean, if some skin walks up and does this to my wife, I or her or anyone else with her are probably going to respond by coldcocking the dudebrah.
Sooo… a society where you are expected to treat those who are not like you with human decency and respect… a society where treating others like sh*t to make yourself feel good is not acceptable… is HELL?
Oppressing others, making others *hurt*… is a source of “spiritual joy”… of “righteousness”…
What in the flying FUCK is WRONG with these people? And I use the term people *loosely*, at this point – they’re virtually twisted Lovecraftian horrors in human form, depraved devils relishing oppression and inflicting pain.
Wonder what their idea of Heaven is like… scratch that, I don’t. If a kinda *decent* society is their Hell, their “Heaven” must be Nazi Germany crossed with the Handmaid’s Tale. A world with them on top, stomping everyone else’s face into the ground to make themselves feel great – forever.
“Engaging makes it look like it matters to you more than it does, and that then boosts the ego of the slut. You want her to know that you think she is lower than any insect.”
So basically your glorious war for the white race is being fought not just by being a petty little bully but a particularly cowardly one as well.
Vanir85,
Have you ever seen that terrible Nicholas Cage movie The Knowing? Because I’m kind of picturing Nazi heaven like the end of the movie.
**Spoiler alert if anyone actually cares**
A bunch of white kids running around in wheat fields on an alien planet while the earth with all its brown people and atheists burns.
I’ve seen that movie more than once now because I have it in the so bad it’s hilarious category and I really do wonder if it’s secretly Nazi propaganda.
I mean, tell me these aliens aren’t representations of the Aryan ideal
http://www.agonybooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/knowing2009.0115.jpg
Did anyone else see that movie and have the same takeaway? Or am I reading way too much into a crappy sci-fi thriller?
With the deepest apologies to Elton John:
“And I guess that’s why he blames all the Jews
Time on his hands means flinging his Poo
Whining like children, living like cowards
Hating on Women because they’re empowered
And I guess that’s why he blames all the Jews”
It won’t work even if her father is a racist piece of shit. She’d just be like, “I’m sure he’s not proud since he’s a pathetic, racist piece of human garbage like you. That’s why I feel contempt for him rather than caring about his opinion of me. Just like how your hopefully-hypothetical children will grow beyond your hateful, ignorant worldview and feel contempt for you.”
@Schnookums
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n128/keysha_65/411989.gif
Elton would be proud.
I almost feel sorry for this man. His self-hatred, must be nearly insurmountable.
“If they get standoffish with you and try to attack you for shaming them, just keep laughing and walk away.”
The word “standoffish” is a wonderful one, but it does not describe having a “stand off” with someone. It means “reluctant to associate with others,” and it might describe somebody who, upon encountering a Nazi, would get as far away as possible and not talk to such a person. It would not describe somebody who has been insulted and would very much like to strike a sadistic Nazi across the face because he is being an antisocial, foul, misogynistic lowlife. There are many good words for people like that, but “standoffish” is not one of them.
Fat-shaming, wow, now there’s a fresh, new idea.
@Troubelle
The better tactic would probably be just what you’d do naturally – laugh your ass off at the tiny strange racist man inexplicably commenting to you on your relationship.
And then resume snogging, harder than before.
Well! He seems nice.
I have it on good authority that at least one of these alt-reich dipshits is into plus-size women. I wonder what Anglin would think of a man like that.