Aging white supremacist David Duke — or, as he insists, Dr. David Duke — may spend most of his time railing against Jews and Muslims and pretty much everyone who isn’t white (or, rather, white enough for his tastes).
But he also seems to spend a lot of time thinking about white women. Specifically, young white women, sometimes very young, who are, like, smoking HAWT in an all-white kind of way.
On Twitter, in recent days, he’s been posting memes extolling the alleged superior beauty of white women — or, as he likes to put it, women whose parents are both white. His goal? To convince young white men and women to only have kids with white partners — thus ensuring Duke and others like him that, roughly 18 years down the line, there will be a new generation of white hotties for them to leer at. Because eventually white babies, or at least some of them, become white BABES.
Oh, and this will also help protect the white race from being GENOCIDED FROM WITHIN by RACE TRAITORS who have mixed-race children or none at all.
Basically, Duke’s new campaign enables the creepy old ex-Klansman to post pics like these:
https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/855602800612474880
Did I mention that Dr. Duke is 66?
https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/855599888020713474
Hey, hey! Watch where you’re looking! Her white heritage is up here!
https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/857167326587879424
“Triggered?” Dr. David Duke is trying so hard to keep up with the Pepe-loving alt-right youngsters and their terrible jokes.
https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/856427071337361408
Yep, that’s right, Dr. Duke likes big butts and he cannot lie.
Actually, scratch that last bit; he’s pretty good at lying. When he made his first foray into electoral politics lo those many decades ago, he managed to convince more than a few observers that he wasn’t the complete racist piece of shit that he is. Now he doesn’t bother to hide it.
Also he apparently spends his evenings scouring the internet for pictures of white hotties young enough to be his granddaughter … wearing tiny shorts.
So who does Duke blame when white RACE TRAITORS have children with partners of another race, thereby WHITE GENOCIDING future generations of pretty white girls?
Let’s just say that the name of the culprit starts with “J” and rhymes with “Jews.”
Oh, wait, I sort of gave it away didn’t I?
https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/857212592141606913
https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/857176354877571072
That doesn’t make any sense to me. Don’t the Jews need Christian baby blood for their evil Jewy rituals? Wouldn’t a Jewish conspiracy to reduce the supply of white babies increase the price of white baby blood? I thought Jews were supposed to be the world’s biggest cheapskates!
Anti-Semitism is confusing.
Racial purity is fake, Europe isn’t as white as he thinks it is. A lot of white Americans have non white ancestry and they might not even know it.
@PolicyofMadness
By my count, 4/5 of those women have clearly dyed hair, but none of these shitheads ever seem to object to bleaching. I WONDER WHY
@AsAboveSoBelow, Male Gaze Harvester
And Queen Elsa presents as an asexual aromantic. Though her story in Frozen (2013) maps well on to a lot of liberation struggles, it’s obvious why the Nazis want to co-opt this particular Disney character.
He looks like what you’d get if Prince Hans tried to build a snowman.
Hans was last seen shoveling horsesh——.
Imaginary Petal: love it! I’m tempted to post a “I’m this pretty because both my parents were sloths!” My cats claim they’re gorgeous because both their parents were felines.
P.S. Taking a parent for skin cancer surgery today. Having two white parents is a liability for me – means big moles.
@Imaginary Petal – I love that! (And I generally like opossums least of our marsupial friends – I think because of H.P. Lovecraft, through no fault of their own).
@Dreamer: Good luck to you and your parent!
http://i.imgur.com/LN0KNcE.jpg
There is so much potential for the ‘I’m this pretty because’ meme…love the ones I’ve seen in the comments so far.
IIRC David Duke had plastic surgery in his youth, to straighten his nose, sharpen his cheekbones and get a chin. (I used to live in New Orleans, and knew someone who’d worked on his campaign for senate.) ‘I’m this pretty because I paid a surgeon to make me a Nazi-acceptable face.’
@ChimericMind
This was luckily the first time it happened, and I have been judging papers at National History Day for at least 5 years, so that’s why it was so difficult. I was also judging with two people who had not judged before and were not really up on the process. Also, the long-time event organizer of our state just moved on and there is a new person, who is great, but I did not have a pre-event relationship with her.
I mostly did not want to seem like I wanted the student to get in trouble, since she is young, and perhaps was just trying to take a devil’s advocate stance. The head of the event did say that they were going to have a discussion with the student’s teacher.
I actually judge in Wisconsin (and I’ve been told the paper was taken down for our paper site, so hopefully no one else can read it), so it was a little surprising. I have had one other paper that was a little troubling to the read (I don’t remember what the theme was, but the kid really loved guns and wanted to write about how cool they were…), but this was the first blatantly pro-racism/bigotry I have seen. Like I said, we had another paper (which is actually moving on to Nationals) that was about Joe Mccarthy that made a great argument for him taking a stand, but also stating that his stand ultimately led to many people’s lives being destroyed.
http://i.imgur.com/V0pBD2L.jpg
@IP, wwth, & SFHC – you all HAVE to start tweeting these, tagging Mr. David Duke pleeeeaaaase! 🙂
@dreemr
I’ve been meaning to get a troll account on Twitter. I won’t tweet these from Fingie’s account. :p
@IP – dooooo eeeeeet!! 😀
I’m loving those, especially the calico kitten.
There is an actual fish called a mud shark. I dunno if the meme works that well if you’ve got a picture of a mud shark (spiny dogfish), with “I’m this pretty because both my parents were mud sharks.”
Ooooh oooh, somebody do one for anglerfish! They always struck me as the MRA nightmare: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglerfish#Reproduction
Nature, you scary!
Save that anglerfish story for the next time an MGTOW comes in here saying that “females” are parasites. After all, according to the manosphere, any animal behavior no matter how far removed that animal is from a human is evopsych proof regarding human behavior. So, this is proof that men are the parasites! Hahahahaha misandry!
@Gussie Jives
So, uh. There are some much more horrifying things out there. I was going to name-drop a couple, but it occurs to me that actually spreading some real-life body horror might not necessarily enrich everyone’s lives, and as we are all on the internet I’m sure you can all find plenty of references to bits of our wonderful world that might be filed under “eldritch abomination”.
There also things that sound like they should be fairly nasty but turn out to merely be weird, like hypercastration. Biology is odd like that, as it turns out.
It’s the College Republicans at Berkeley. They book professional trolls like Milo and Ann Coulter so the decent people of Berkeley will protest and fights will break out, and then they cry crocodile tears to the press about the big scary liberals violating their free speech by speaking back. Because this is all the Republican party represents today: pestering liberals.
This game has quickly become tiresome. Fortunately, it’s already producing diminishing returns: the anti-Milo protest turned into a riot, but the recent alt-right march didn’t generate much violence, and the Coulter thing seems likely to fizzle. I mean, who gives a crap about Ann Coulter?
Shaenon, nice to see you still post here…
I have always wanted to thank you for your NWOSlave’s Big Book ‘O Learnin’.
I have it bookmarked for those times when I need a laugh.
(Also, thank you for your fabulous work.)
I keep reading CSA like that too, even though I know the child sexual abuse meaning, since I take so many classes on African American history. Thus the abbreviation CSA comes up a whole lot. I used to see posts tagged with “CW CSA” and think they would go into twisted Confederate ideology and descriptions of slavery, then be confused when the Confederacy doesn’t come up.
Has anyone checked to make sure all those stock models/non-stock models actually are “100% white”?
Because it would be super awkward (and hilarious) if some of them weren’t or were part-Jewish or something.
It was a labor of love.
Also: all the ladies in these memes are pretty, but they’re not, like, Beyonce gorgeous. I feel like the white race could be trying harder here.
My ex has the most beautiful blonde, blue-eyed daughter. He’s Jewish. She visited Auschwitz when she was 15 and was discussing with him what their chances would have been: he reckoned he could have got her adopted as an Aryan, to avoid the compulsory sterilisation and working to death she’d get as a “mischling” but it would have been him, her grandmother, and her non-Jewish mother (“race-traitor”) for the camps.
My husband has the most stunning red-headed green eyed daughter. Their heritage is English, Irish, Spanish and Jewish. His son (by a different mother) is that plus Austrian and Scots, and the grandchildren are all of that plus Kenyan. And they are gorgeous.
Though I’d really prefer it if they didn’t appeal to a leering White Supremicist.