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Men’s Rights Activists reveal greatest t-shirt in history, victory for MRAs now assured

‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man’s rights activist

The Justice 4 Men and Boys party — the UK electoral powerhouse — is selling these on its web store, for real. Get yours before they’re all sold out!

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Abunga Is Among Ya
Abunga Is Among Ya
7 years ago

@Zatar

*affects*

It’s true; whenever I’m working out, I just sit a read some of what he writes and it just gets me hankering to pump iron and beat the shit out of the punching bag. It’s motivational; his raw, masculine energy just reaches out from the words on the screen and grabs me. It just gets me in the mood to fuck something up. It’s a shame that healthy, male impulses and drives like this are so stigmatized in modern civilization. Heartiste really understands that sometime, men must be men, not eunuchs.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Miggraine

but not as low as Diarrhea and Axe

#relationshipgoals

I think I like Axe better than Diarrhea, because Axe has a sense of humor** and a willingness to admit to their mistakes, but not sure

Actually, @Dali is a hoot. She just has better things to do than make 1000 puns on your name. I, on the other hand, don’t lead nearly so exciting a life, Mr Miggyzptlk

Zatar
Zatar
7 years ago

Abunga:

“Blatant insecurity” and “hatred of minority’s” is what you see as masculinity? God you are such a misandrist.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

You made a statement, I counteracted and gave an explanation for why I did not do as you had counseled.

What statement? “You could have said no.”?

I have to laugh at your dedication to pretense in your trolling style, Abunga.

FoxKit
FoxKit
7 years ago

Is this literally a Brownshirt? That’s the image they want to convey?

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

Seriously though, fuck off, Miggs. Or like, stick to one thread or something. Last thing I want is to wake up and see you’ve been vomitting all over another thread – which is exactly what just fucking happened.

There’s days I have the patience to deal with that idiot. Election day is not one of those.

@Axe

I wouldn’t compare her to Jill Stein but I guess they do have about the same chances. But I actually like Arthaud, unlike Stein.

zaunfink
zaunfink
7 years ago

@migglysquigglywiggly

I have to give you a worse trolling grade. It’s less funny when you overdo it. Lies need to have a certain believability, dear. You’re trying too hard.
The beginning was excellent and “muscular writing” was lovely, but the last few posts have been lacking. I am disappoint.

Croquembouche, poorly-dressed vandal
Croquembouche, poorly-dressed vandal
7 years ago

If AbbungaMiggy went his own way, he could be pumping iron or reading a good book, or conversing with friends (are we the closest thing to friends you have, Miggy? I wouldn’t be surprised), or taking a nice walk on the beach.
http://static.laodong.com.vn/Uploaded/duongkimkhanh/2016_04_29/Thuy%20trieu%20do1_DGVZ.jpg
But no, here he is again, whining about gifs now. So manly and adult!

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

@Abunga

Heartiste really understands that sometime[s] men must be men, not eunuchs.

Yeah, yeah, but only sometimes.

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

@Treeperson:
The very first work in the western literary canon, The Iliad, is absolutely crammed full of pop-culture references and asides to current events. I haven’t read it but I’m told that Journey to the West is the same.

Homer would probably have spoken in gifs if they’d had them. Shakespeare and Eliot certainly would. It’s probably easier to list the writers who wouldn’t have done it.

@Sinkable John:
All the best for the election. My partner (who is French) is just going out to vote now.

Bon courage.

guest
guest
7 years ago

‘I also hear “the Tale of Genji” had the literary equivalent of .gif spam with many conversations consisting of the first lines of a poems with the reader being expected to know the rest’

Yes–we need tons of footnotes to understand it now. I’m guessing it was the model for Darmok in Star Trek:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok

Speaking of which, decades ago I read Pride and Prejudice in Russian translation–about a third of the book was the story, and the other two thirds was footnotes to help people from another culture understand wtf was going on. I actually think footnotes would be helpful for Austen in English, too.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
7 years ago

@TreePerson

also hear “the Tale of Genji” had the literary equivalent of .gif spam with many conversations consisting of the first lines of a poems with the reader being expected to know the rest (apparently speaking in quotes was how it was done in the imperial court).

Thank you, that is a beautiful fact.
The modern concept of “originality” has only been around for a couple of hundred years, really, hasn’t it. Many of the creations we now think of as unique and original look that way to us because they have survived in relative isolation while the surrounding cultural context is lost to us, like volcanic outcrops after the surrounding stone has weathered away.

abunga is not being entertaining enough. I think they should dance in a more interesting way or piss off (well, ok, the bit where they havered on about writing muscular prose was mildly amusing, but that really is the minimum entertainment threshold they should be aiming for). Other than that, they are a sad little tosser who aspires in vain to the dizzying heights of qualifying as a poxy toerag.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

On “muscular” writing : dude, I used to do that too, when I was like 8.

Then a teacher kindly pointed out to me that I did have some talent, but that was most certainly not it. Fast forward 16 years, people who read my “from the gut” stuff display a range of reactions, but hilarity is not one of them. Just sayin’, you might be doing something wrong.

@EJ

Thanks. I’m going through the day on a 420 bender starting as soon as I’m done rolling the first one. Hopefully I’ll emerge to see a Le Pen vs Someone Decent second round – seems at this point, she’ll be part of it no matter what, so it’s just a matter of who she’ll have to face now.

I fucking hate today.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
7 years ago

Someone I know who is non-neurotypical actually learned to speak by way of a method rather like Darmok.

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)
EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)
7 years ago

@John:
You mean “go on a mighty weed bender as soon as I’ve cast my vote“, right?

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@EJ

Sadly, that was exactly what I meant.

The nasty-ass depression period last year and the ensuing lapse of awareness led me to believe, for some reason, that the registration system makes any sort of sense. By the time I remembered that it actually doesn’t, it was too late.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
7 years ago

Going to vote.

The one thing I hate is that I can’t be sure of which between Macron and Melenchon give the best odds of avoiding Le Pen x Fillon, which is the one thing I want to avoid.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Ohlmann

If it’s a choice between the asshole and the almost-decent guy, I would say it’s a rather easy choice.

Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

Shall we hold a fundraiser to buy style guides for trolls? Or would Strunk & White (to name but one) be wasted on them?

(Insert “rhetorical question” pun here – I haven’t had enough caffeine yet to make it)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

@ Alan

Ha! Thank you for sharing that.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
7 years ago

Weren’t baby boomers big into ‘Love Story’ and ‘Jonathan Livingston Seagull’? Yabbut it’s millenials who have terrible taste!!

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
7 years ago

Hey, ‘Lemonade’ is a year old today!

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

#notarecipebook

Zatar
Zatar
7 years ago

Apparently Fox news employees made the black women employed there engage in arm wrestling matches for the entertainment of their white superiors. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/oreilly-is-gone-but-fox-newss-legal-nightmare-continues.html

The company has yet another lawsuit against it because of this. the company is more of a nightmare every-time I hear about it.

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