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Men’s Rights Activists reveal greatest t-shirt in history, victory for MRAs now assured

‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man’s rights activist

The Justice 4 Men and Boys party — the UK electoral powerhouse — is selling these on its web store, for real. Get yours before they’re all sold out!

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PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Shorter Abunghole:

“Wah! I need attention!”

@JS: EXACTLY!

Laugher at Bigots, Low-T Inbetweener Weener

@ Abunga:

low-t inbetweener weeners

Thanks for the new nickname!

Abunga Is Among Ya
Abunga Is Among Ya
7 years ago

@ComeOnIrene

To I have to restate to you how much I despise Beyonce Knowles? She is the very apotheosis of what is wrong with our debauched modern “civilization,” she is the harbinger of white male fiefdom that it surely to come in the future. She pulls meaningless stunts, like her endorsement of racist faux-equality movements like BLM, hogs up considerable shares of the limited attention spans that coalesce around vapid dreck aggregators like Buzzfeed, monopolizes the affections of entitled, spiritually-neutered, perennially-networking, terminally-adolescent, gif hoarding, emoji-spewing millennials, and has nothing to her name but a seemingly endless outpour of polished mediocrity and dolled-up insipidity.

dreemr
dreemr
7 years ago

@Troubelle – too bad, you started the chuckles 😉

Oh, Abungus, how you do go on. You sure have a lot of boring crap to say about Bey, although I confess I didn’t have the stamina to slog through it all.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
7 years ago

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Abunga Is Among Ya
Abunga Is Among Ya
7 years ago

@Axe

See, people like you are EXACTLY what I’m talking about. Did you really need to go hunt up some inane gif in order to express a sentiment that could have been much more easily conveyed in text? You are what’s wrong with millennials, using popular culture and entertainment as your medium of expression and relating to other people. Your generation is a generation that will go down in the annals of history as one that simmered unconsolably on social media at the ills of late capitalism while forever using its most vapid and pedestrian products as your means of relating to one another and the world at large.

“when u def want to end capitalism, but low key want more fleek clothes at a cheap price”

[insert vapid gif from popular television show]

“OMG Benedict Cumberpatch is bae! XD”

@ComeOnIrene

And yet they just keep coming! What is it with you brain-dead leftists and your affection for gifs? Why must you relate everything back to celebrities, HBO, and YA fiction?

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Welp, we now have two things that set Abunghole off: menstruation and Beyoncé.

Beyoncé menstruating would likely make his wee pinhead explode.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Mister Miggoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeonBmeFR8o
^There’s a menstruation reference in there. Have fun!

dreemr
dreemr
7 years ago

Odds that Abungus himself is a millenial, or from the generation directly prior by at most a year or two, just rose astronomically.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@Abunga Is Among Ya
*~~Wow posting gifs to visually express thoughts, feelings and ideas is destroying culture desu~~*comment image

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

How an Abunghole post appears to me:

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Truly, the Charlie Brown cartoon adult voice of posters.

After all, why post a gif to accurately convey thoughts, when pompous, flowery, overwrought prose will make one’s eyes glaze over?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

“when u def want to end capitalism, but low key want more fleek clothes at a cheap price”

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“OMG Benedict Cumberpatch is bae! XD”

Eh, if we’re talking famous British actors
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Cumberbatch is aight, I guess *shrugs*

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

@Abunga

Amazing. Simply amazing. Here you all are, blathering and sobbing about how MRAs are a bunch of reactionary fascists and about how fascists are so deadly, yet you’re talking about showing up and crashing a party, IRL.

No, you’re the simply amazing one. You’ve crashed our party many times IRL.

You are what’s wrong with millennials, using popular culture and entertainment as your medium of expression and relating to other people.

Ooh, stinging retort. If I were a millennial, I’d be so hurt!

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
7 years ago

To I have to restate to you how much I despise Beyonce Knowles?

Ooh, good to know.

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^_^

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
7 years ago

Abunga running into this thread like

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
7 years ago
Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
7 years ago

I’d be glad if every men’s rights activist (misognyist/manospherian) wore this, I know who to avoid.

I’m also glad to know that guys like cowabunga have better things to do than to actually help men and boys. /S

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LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
7 years ago

I seriously cannot get over Abunga saying “fleek” without the “on”. Like, ohhhh, yeah, I’mma talk like the cool kids, watch my strut!

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
7 years ago

So, Miggs hates gifs and he hates the menstrual cycle.

I know what to do!

http://cdn4.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pms-gif.gif

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and of course

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PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

That ketchup-spewing heathen robot is never cease to be funny.

Abunga Is Among Ya
Abunga Is Among Ya
7 years ago

@Axe

Jesus fucking christ, she just keeps destroying things – is that why you leftoid fuckers love her so much? Those people are complete idiots, grinning while she trashes what is most likely an innocent person’s car AND busts a fire hydrant, wasting valuable water (you know, that thing so many black people in Africa don’t have easy access to? But black lives matter!) AND costing tax-payers money. What the fuck? I did not like that at all, not even the music was good.

What are you laughing at? I suspect that you were incapable of merely saying “this makes me laugh,” and are using a gif to express this sentiment? That is exactly what people talk like, as someone who has owned a Twitter before, I can definitely tell you that people talk like that.

Penny Psmith
Penny Psmith
7 years ago

…This guy is a Poe, right? It surely must be a parody, all this “Beyonce is an example of everything wrong with this generation and how it’s destroying civilization… no, gifs are an example of everything wrong with this generation and how it’s destroying civilization”, all these logical non-sequiturs like “you call people fascists but then you talk about crashing a party”, all this purple-prosed faux-superior posturing, it can’t be that an actual person thinks that he is making some actual points here, right?

(Oh, who am I kidding, of course he’s serious. Ridiculous, but serious.)

Venice
Venice
7 years ago

You are what’s wrong with millennials, because gifs

opinion discarded. i bet you pronounce it “jif”

Viscaria the Cheese Hog
Viscaria the Cheese Hog
7 years ago

You are what’s wrong with millennials, using popular culture and entertainment as your medium of expression and relating to other people.

This is why I hate all those millennials like Joss Whedon and Amy Sherman-Palladino and Cole Porter.

guest
guest
7 years ago

‘Ah, that reminds me, I have been wanting to dye my silver & white hair blue for a while now. Anime hair, here I come!’

Do it! I’ve been getting my hair dyed turquoise for nearly a year now and I love it. It looks so much better than gray (the white bits shine, and the non-white bits go varying colours of blue and green), and the best part is that it’s quick, simple and non-damaging if your hair is naturally ‘pre-bleached’.

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