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Men’s Rights Activists reveal greatest t-shirt in history, victory for MRAs now assured

‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man’s rights activist

The Justice 4 Men and Boys party — the UK electoral powerhouse — is selling these on its web store, for real. Get yours before they’re all sold out!

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Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

I’m pretty sure there’s only one MRA/MGTOW in the world and all others are his socks.

Faerie Bard
Faerie Bard
7 years ago

“All this is is just another form of saying that it you’re a white male, you can’t have an onion.”

Was this really all about onions? You know, onions are not particularly hard to grow, even for white males, like yourself. They pair well with tomatoes and garlic, so growing them all together if you have room is great. If you can also grow some basil and oregano, you can make a killer tomato sauce. All you would need to buy is some olive oil or butter, since you seem to be well stocked in the salt department already.

Taking up gardening and possibly cooking would also be something to channel all that anger into. Just saying…

dr. ej
dr. ej
7 years ago

@Victorious Parasol

Whether he’s a new troll or a new sock, the sad truth is it can be hard to distinguish one MRA from another. They’re fond of regurgitating the same talking points, and they go all asplodey when we don’t take them seriously.

I know. I am always impressed when someone can identify a sock because all the trolls sort of blend together for me. Of course, I rarely engage with the trolls here, so that may be why I can’t tell them apart.

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
7 years ago

JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN DOESNT MEEN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TO BE A WOMAN.

contrariwise, “just because I’m not a woman does mean I don’t “understand what it is to be a woman”

I commented on this thread Thursday (when it was still about t-shirts)… wow, this has gone off the rails!

@ Axe;

(^combining Beyonce, cheap restaurants, openly sexual women and gifs. If I could work in menstruation, we’d be set)

… but you have… “Red” Lobster!!! eewwww… I’ll show myself out, now….

Paradoxical Intention: Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Well, clearly all my hard work a few pages back is going to be ignored, so I’ll just delve into Miggy’s…oddly specific rants.

Abunga Is Among Ya | April 24, 2017 at 12:47 am
@ Dai and FAbe

No no no no no no onononon. I don’t fucking care if I get banned, you shit oysters. I have proven you wrong a million times now and will continue to do it, you will see the fucking light and it will be beautiful.

If that’s what helps you sleep at night, cuppycake.

You are intellectually lazy. You want people to just hand the facts to you, all bundled up pretty in a neat little bow with a non offensive card on top.

http://www.relativelyinteresting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/evidence_peer_review.jpg

I have worked for ages understanding the female mind and I know how it works. I know it better than all of you, you people are just deluded gangsters lying to yourselves about yourselves.

“I, a man, clearly know women better than women themselves! No matter what women say, I (a man) know best about what women think and how they work! And if the feeemales say otherwise, clearly they are lying, for I am obviously always correct!”

What makes you think you know what you want in life? You don’t, you follow the money, and gobble it down in court during the divorce proceedings so that you can have a bab boy with a killer abs and the alpha gorilla brain while bilking the productive through the sheer administrative force of the ninny state.

And now we get to the oddly specific bits. Did Miggy get his fee-fees hurt by a big bad feeemale and her Chad Thundercock?

Though, one has to wonder: was he like this before she ran off with another man? I mean, one does not simply rabidly shout MRA talking points, there’s usually an introductory period.

Mark my words, it’ll come crashing down eventually,

I think it was someone here (Dallilama?) who pointed out that all these screeds about how the world is going to come crashing down is going to happen “eventually”.

No specific dates, just “eventually”. Which could be five minutes from now, it could be FIVE THOUSAND YEARS from now.

Either way, I’m just gonna keep doing my thing instead of fretting about the sky falling down because evil feeeemales are off having sex with men who aren’t Miggy.

the wheels system will, I’ve seen the numbers, the Chinese-owned US debt that funds your insignificant and hamster-wheel lifestyles, the credit crunch, the bankers and hedge-fund managers that you all try to get with because nothing gets you wet, whooo boy, like those sweet Benjamins and a man in a tailored suit and the fancy suede shoes.

And we go from very non-specific right back into the very oddly specific.

Looks like Miggy’s ex left him for a banker and he’s still bitter.

Abunga Is Among Ya | April 24, 2017 at 12:51 am
STOP IT. JUST STOP WITH THE GIFS ALREADY. STOP WITH THOSE GODDAMNED FUCKING GIFS I DEMAND IT. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER

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Abunga Is Among Ya | April 24, 2017 at 1:16 am
No, that’s complete bullshit. You don’t have to be a woman in order to understand what a women thinks or is like, just like you don’t have to be a goldfish to know how that operate.

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“A women”.

But all that aside, you don’t need to be a woman to understand an individual woman. But you do need to be a woman to understand what most women go through. And then you’d need to be part of other demographics (PoC, class, sexuality, etc) to understand what those women go through. Because my experience as a feminine-presenting poor queer person are vastly different than say a black trans woman, even though we might both be poor people, and we’re both feminine presenting.

Each layer of personal identity adds a different flavor to your life experience, for better or for worse.

And you know what they say: You can’t really know someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

It’s Intersectional Feminism 101. You don’t get to dictate what other people go through, and if you want to understand, ya need to shut the fuck up and listen.

All these women were in this thread telling you that your ideas of “how women” work is bullshit. You should listen.

But you won’t. Because you think you know everything. And you’re throwing a tantrum because we aren’t capitulating to your “expertise”.

All this is is just another form of saying that it you’re a white male, you can’t have an onion,

ONIONS FOR MENZ NAO!

just more ad hominem attacks, which is all your good for these days.

Ad hominem: “You’re wrong because you’re stupid.”

NOT Ad hominem: “You’re wrong because [reason] and you’re stupid.”

Learn 2 fallacy.

I know women, I know plenty of women, i don’t know them in the biblical fashion by any means because that’s just sick,

You might wanna go and read up on asexuality bub. Or at the very least, sex-repulsion. It’s a thing, and if you’re experiencing that, it’s perfectly normal. It’s a thing that happens to people, and sometimes it stems from bad experiences, and sometimes it’s just a thing.

Either way, you’re valid, okay?

but I know and I interact with women ON A DAILY BASIS and I can sure as fuck tell you with a straight face as a goddamned arrow that HAT IS WHAT WOMEN ARE LIKE.

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First of all, the way women interact with you doesn’t dictate how they “are” as a whole. If women are just that way around you, you’re the common variable there, and maybe it’s not the way women “are”, so much as it’s the way YOU are.

You might wanna do some self-examination there, buddy.

Second of all, even if we take your anecdotal evidence as evidence, there’s no way you could have ever met enough women in your lifetime to ever characterize all women, let alone all women of a specific demographic, in such a manner.

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You’re just another pathetic communist looking to take what men produce and eat it up for yourselves, probably because you’re too UGLY to snag an man with a hugh bank account

OH NOES MIGGY THINKS I’M UGGGLLLYYYY.

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I’m gonna go cry into my ice cream. [/sarcasm]

You’ve never even seen what any of us look like dude, calm down.

so you look for the government to just forcibly snatch it from the producers of society and into your pocket,

Yup, because Donald Trumplethinskin and his ilk run ENTIRE FACTORIES BY THEMSELVES. They just SHIT PRODUCTS OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLES. No help needed from us poor leeches!

Because it’s not like they give people shitty, underpaid jobs to produce their shitty products, amirite? [/sarcasm]

THEN you don’t even have to go to the trouble of cheating on a beta with an alpha to get your kicks, you can just lay around, eating shit and fucking your tunnel raw with boy toys you swipe on the Tinder apps.

All my “tunnel-fucking” toys were purchased online. And they’re made of silicone.

YOU DONT NEED TO BE A WOMAN TO UNDERSTAND A WOMEN. JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN DOESNT MEEN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TO BE A WOMAN.

That’s it everyone, pack it up. We can’t get a head any further up an asshole than this. I can’t even mock this, it’s that ridiculous.

Is there a name for this type of statement (besides “absolutely fucking silly“)?

Let’s just frame this. No context needed.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy | April 24, 2017 at 7:00 am
Could I please hire you to come and talk to all of my students? Or can I at least quote you, with full attribution? Goddamn XD

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I’m kinda garbage at public speaking when unprepared, so I will be very pleased with just a quote with attribution. I’m glad you liked it.

Falconer
7 years ago

Went to the March for Science in Knoxville on Saturday, got soaked and footsore, but I felt like I was participating. As everyone knows, of course, ladybrains are too small to contain important STEM concepts so of course it was all dudes there no it wasn’t it was packed with women.

Beloved says there’s so many lefty activists on her social media who attack liberals for being elitist and stuck-up and privileged that she feels increasingly left behind by the activist scene.

This is way late, but @Leo from Page 1:

(Also, are there any internet hugs going, because against my better judgement I tried to argue with a libertarian, mostly because they were so utterly utterly baffling. Was as horrible as you’d expect. *Whimpers*)

Buddy, I feel you. I took leave of my senses and engaged on Tumblr when I saw a post bragging about leaving a cash gift instead of a tip for a restaurant server, and writing “taxation is theft” on the receipt instead of the tip. Which seems like 1) the sort of pseudo law that gets sovereign citizens in trouble and 2) a screw job on the wait staff, whose payroll taxes go to pay for Social Security and Medicare. They started mocking me for claiming the server was now out on the street, so I let them have the last word.

Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
7 years ago
Valentine
Valentine
7 years ago

Уау, блин, i missed some good thing here on this thread ? i cannot sleep, 03:45 here. I know what im doing now ?

Paradoxical Intention: Resident Cheeseburger Slut

@Shnookums:

But…those aren’t gifs. They’re just images. 🙁

You’re blowing your cover, grandma!

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Paradoxy

Ooh you just reminded me of something.

Ad hominem: “You’re wrong because you’re stupid.”

NOT Ad hominem: “You’re wrong because [reason] and you’re stupid.”

Learn 2 fallacy.

I find it pretty rich that Miggs keeps whining about “ad hominem”, when these are things he actually said, in order of appearance starting at page 5 :

Of Nequam :

Sure those aren’t your kids? I’m pretty sure they get it from your side of the family.

Of me :

That’s what Unsinkable Testes is gonna look like when Le Pen wins.

Of PeeVee :

Is that what your mom says during your potty-training sessions? I think she should be ashamed for allowing herself to be impregnated by a mongoloid in the dumpsters behind the Taco Bell.

Bonus points for saying in a double-post to the same PeeVee that he has “dignity” – yes, the scare quotes are his.

Of me again (dude, your hate boner is creeping me out) :

Sinkable IQ is from a leftover egg – I’ve heard that it’s a sore spot for him, and he’s about to crack.

And then he went full reactor meltdown and started radiating fuck yous all over the place, which I have to assume is what he meant by “you will see the light”.

I’m sure there’s more but I can only parse so much, I keep getting distracted by my 4 year old niece acting more mature than him.

Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
7 years ago

@PI

They just move really slowly. Like me! But not because I’m all old and stuff, nosiree! I’m still young and hep with all the cool cats.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

I can easily believe that OkCupid has mostly below-average men. Good men get snapped up quite quickly.

That Ok Cupid thing is all about reaction to photos only.

I suspect it partly has a lot to do with straight white American men putting a lot less effort into looking appealing than women do (a conclusion that I’ve drawn from the fact that, even though I’m bi, I tend to have my eye drawn to far more women than men when I’m out and about). Male privilege means not having to be pretty.

On top of that, women tend to put more effort into figuring out how to present themselves in photos. We learn our angles.

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

Thanks for that, LindsayIrene. I learned something.

It makes sense: men aren’t taught to conform to a gaze.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ Falconer

Went to the March for Science in Knoxville on Saturday, got soaked and footsore

That would be a great opening to a blues song. Grab your harmonica.

Sniper Kitty, She-Tornado
Sniper Kitty, She-Tornado
7 years ago

Long time lurker, first time poster here – Hi everyone! I just gotta delurk for this.

*crosses fingers*

YOU DONT NEED TO BE A WOMAN TO UNDERSTAND A WOMEN. JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN DOESNT MEEN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TO BE A WOMAN.

Hrm, no. You really don’t know how it is to be a woman in a so-called advanced society unless you’ve been verbally assaulted for daring to like video games and comic books. Or, for daring to have a small bust size and wearing shirts that don’t show off every bit of your womanly figure. And I doubt you’ve ever been harassed for having too much muscle, cuz that’s not feminine. Or been asked at work REPEATEDLY why you can’t just have one of the guys do that heavy lifting, because a small girl shouldn’t have to do such hard work.

Sorry, been needing to get that out of my system and unloading on a troll seems the safest outlet.

ETA – Yay I can blockquote! *feels accomplished*

Paradoxical Intention: Resident Cheeseburger Slut

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo | April 24, 2017 at 10:59 am

I can easily believe that OkCupid has mostly below-average men. Good men get snapped up quite quickly.

That Ok Cupid thing is all about reaction to photos only.

I suspect it partly has a lot to do with straight white American men putting a lot less effort into looking appealing than women do (a conclusion that I’ve drawn from the fact that, even though I’m bi, I tend to have my eye drawn to far more women than men when I’m out and about). Male privilege means not having to be pretty.

On top of that, women tend to put more effort into figuring out how to present themselves in photos. We learn our angles.

If it were to expand to profile and personality, sometimes even the hottest Brad Pitt lookalike can be off-putting once they open their mouths and you get to see what lies under their skull.

Like, I don’t care if you look like Idris Elba, the moment you treat me with disrespect or if your profile’s full of garbage like “Don’t bother with me if you’re fat or [insert race here]!”, “I make [amount] of money a month!”, or “BLM is racist against white people!”, you might as well be a banana slug for how attractive I’d find you. (No offense to banana slugs. They’re pretty, but I don’t wanna boink ’em.)

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m with POM. I also get the impression that Miggs is a young guy trying to appear older. Minter usually just dumped a long pompous screed and engaged no further. Miggs on the other hand, spams and has a meltdown. I don’t think he is MRAL but he is very similar to him. A college student who is having trouble socially and rather than take steps to work on it, he stews in his anger and entitlement and vents by trolling. It’s very unhealthy for him and won’t make him any happier, but trolling and the attention it gets is addictive and self improvement is difficult. So he’ll waste his youth trolling instead of growing and developing like most young people do. I’d pity him, but he’s an asshole. So no mercy from me.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@Alan, re: Falconer’s line

I can give it a whirl.

Went to the March for Science in Knoxville on Saturday, got soaked and footsore
But the crowds around me drove me forth, reminding me that much more
Is done for humankind than the layman may take for granted
Thanks to conservative media spew that’s irreverently slanted

Is that alright?

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
7 years ago

As entertaining as this thread has been (and the Mammotheers make it all worth every second 🙂 ), I do try to find a teachable takeaway with the troll posts here on the off-chance that some fence-sitter or other happens to see this, so here goes:

There are serious issues affecting men and boys in our society (caused by feminism and the attendant encroachment of the welfare state), and I strongly suspect that these men will address these issues, in simple, commonsense terms that anyone can understand (unlike the turgid, jargon-pregnant academese used by feminists and other assorted cultural Marxists… words words words

You’re right that these issues will be addressed in simple terms, but common-sense? Let’s just set that abused phrase to the side and focus on what it is that the Manosphere actually provides. See, this is where cons and grifts are separated from actual grassroots activism: the grunt work. There was a great Sam Bee segment that focused on some of the remaining civil rights workers and what they did for the cause. A lot of it was tedious and physically demanding, but necessary. Stuffing envelopes, making signs, distributing flyers, calling backers etc. It drove them the point of exhaustion, but the results speak for themselves. This is the part that I honestly think that a lot of our fellow feminist and SocJus activists fall down on because it certainly lacks the appeal of a big rally. I’m guilty of it too; my activism doesn’t go much further than posts like this, but then I don’t really identify myself as one.

But while we may fall down on logistics from time to time, it’s not even something that is attempted by MRAs and MGTOWs. Make no mistake: Reactionary anger to a perceived enemy is all that the Manosphere offers. Like any reactionary movement going back to the dawn of the spoken word, all that unites you is the scapegoat you’ve shared, a scapegoat that changes as needed, but some target or figure that you can blame for your problems.

This is a conclusion of exclusion: I’m forced to conclude that it’s a scam based on the utter lack of an administrative backbone for the movement you claim is so vital. If you are so concerned about working conditions (which in many cases are abysmal), where’s the push for unionization or a stronger regulatory apparatus? If men’s mental health is so important (and it is), where’s the push for single payer health care that can offer mental health services to poorer people? If addiction issues are claiming so many men’s lives (and they are), where’s the pushback on the pharmaceutical companies convincing doctors to prescribe opioids like they were candy? I’ve asked these questions to manospherians all over YouTube and Twitter. Know what the answer always is? “But the feminists….”

See, there’s an obvious class issue that a lot of men are facing, but because you’ve been conditioned to oppose any kind of collective solution (anything, no matter how mild, is shrugged off as “Marxism”), you’ve gone all in on a casino economy and now you’re mad things didn’t work out. It’s harder to admit that you made a mistake supporting the neoliberal policies offered by the right wing since Reagan, so you blame somebody else, somebody who loud and asking for the same basic representation and respect that you’ve taken for granted all your life. It’s the feminists. It’s campus liberals. It’s the SJWs. It’s BLM. It’s always somebody else that’s the problem, never something that requires questioning your worldview. And for all the righteous indignation and handwringing done on YouTube, it never ever goes further than that. That’s the tell. That’s always the tell.

I’d love to be wrong in this assessment because these movements could sure use some extra support, but I’m not optimistic on that front.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ troubelle

That’s very good. You do seem to have a calling for this sort of thing. Now we just need to get you a suitable Blues name. I’m quite a fan of the “Blind (nickname) (surname)” formula myself.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
7 years ago

My father, who died in 2012, spoke about the upcoming “breakdown of society” for as long as I could remember. So, say, from around 1972-3. He purchased a high-powered rifle, and a pistol, around that same time period, for protection from the upcoming mayhem and chaos.

He died in March 2012, believing revolution was right around the corner.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Fungus

Mark my words, it’ll come crashing down eventually, the wheels system will, I’ve seen the numbers, the Chinese-owned US debt that funds your insignificant and hamster-wheel lifestyles, the credit crunch, the bankers and hedge-fund managers

Um, dude, that’s my line. You’re the one bleating about the glories of capitalism; you gotta own that shit. Did you miss the part where I’m a communist, old fruit?

that you all try to get with because nothing gets you wet, whooo boy, like those sweet Benjamins and a man in a tailored suit and the fancy suede shoes.

I don’t think Axe owns a suit at all, certainly no suede shoes, and I know my husband hasn’t any.

you think you can just dump a man out when your finished with it, just trade up to a muscle bond beef rod with a house by the sea, trading

I didn’t leave my husband, we’re still together. My thing with Axe is concurrent

@Laugher

Hey, Abunghole! I quoted Hamlet, you philistine!

Yeah, he didn’t catch my reference either.
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@LindsayIrene

I suspect it partly has a lot to do with straight white American men putting a lot less effort into looking appealing than women do (a conclusion that I’ve drawn from the fact that, even though I’m bi, I tend to have my eye drawn to far more women than men when I’m out and about). Male privilege means not having to be pretty.

Probably also the source of the stereotype that gay men are universally better looking than average; it’s hardly universal, but gay guys are a lot more likely than straight guys to put significant effort into their appearance.

@Alan

I’m quite a fan of the “Blind (nickname) (surname)” formula myself.

Planning to poke your eyes out? Those fellows were blind, that’s why they were called that.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@Dalillama re: Alan

I’m quite a fan of the “Blind (nickname) (surname)” formula myself.

Planning to poke your eyes out? Those fellows were blind, that’s why they were called that.

I-I mean…I need glasses.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Alan & Troubelle

Well we know no one can sing the blues like Blind Willie McTell.

But writing it ? Heh. No one said anything ’bout writing.

Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

How about Squintin’ Troubelle?

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