Men’s Rights Activists reveal greatest t-shirt in history, victory for MRAs now assured

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@authorialalchemy

No, that’s complete bullshit. You don’t have to be a woman in order to understand what a women thinks or is like, just like you don’t have to be a goldfish to know how that operate. All this is is just another form of saying that it you’re a white male, you can’t have an onion, just more ad hominem attacks, which is all your good for these days. I know women, I know plenty of women, i don’t know them in the biblical fashion by any means because that’s just sick, but I know and I interact with women ON A DAILY BASIS and I can sure as fuck tell you with a straight face as a goddamned arrow that HAT IS WHAT WOMEN ARE LIKE. You’re just another pathetic communist looking to take what men produce and eat it up for yourselves, probably because you’re too UGLY to snag an man with a hugh bank account so you look for the government to just forcibly snatch it from the producers of society and into your pocket, THEN you don’t even have to go to the trouble of cheating on a beta with an alpha to get your kicks, you can just lay around, eating shit and fucking your tunnel raw with boy toys you swipe on the Tinder apps. YOU DONT NEED TO BE A WOMAN TO UNDERSTAND A WOMEN. JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN DOESNT MEEN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TO BE A WOMAN.

Goddamn, he’s still crying?

All this is is just another form of saying that it you’re a white male, you can’t have an onion

Huh. I’m a white male, and I had several onions earlier today. Green onions count, right? If not, then ok, it’s been a few days, and maybe the rules have changed.

I know women, I know plenty of women, i don’t know them in the biblical fashion by any means because that’s just sick

Wow. Look, Miggsy, sport, pal, tiger… you seem really upset about a lot of things. Now, I don’t know you, but you seem like you could really use someone to talk to about these confusing feelings you’re having in your no-no place.

You’re just another pathetic communist looking to take what men produce and eat it up for yourselves

Nope! I know you weren’t addressing that to me, but still, I’ll reply. Straight white male capitalist feminist here, happy to point out that a) you’re full of shit about pretty much everything, b) you’re really not making any sense, and c) your meltdown’s absolutely adorable.

YOU DONT NEED TO BE A WOMAN TO UNDERSTAND A WOMEN. JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN DOESNT MEEN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TO BE A WOMAN.

Sure, sparkles, sure. But if you present your blather to a lot of women, and they all tell you that you’re completely wrong in every regard, mayyyyyybe you might consider the possibility that the problem isn’t in fact with the majority of humans, and instead the problem is in your head. Just something to consider.

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All this is is just another form of saying that it you’re a white male, you can’t have an onion, just more ad hominem attacks, which is all your good for these days.

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[…] it you’re a white male, you can’t have an onion […]

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Now who’s denying facts?!

All this is is just another form of saying that it you’re a white male, you can’t have an onion, just more ad hominem attacks

I’ve got two big bags of onions in my kitchen at this very moment: one of small brown onions and one of large white onions. I use a lot of onions in my cooking. I’m a white male.

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Then again, this might be what Trolly McTrollface is angry about. Some men (such as myself) have all the onions, leaving none for the onion-deprived like himself.

I’d be happy to share some of my onions with him. Sadly, he’ll probably lecture me on how he doesn’t want my onion-charity.

I call bullshit; I can only suspect that people who would consider themselves enemies of the MRM would choose such an article to print supposedly men-friendly messages on (and in such print, nonetheless). I deduce from the lack of skill employed in the making of this article that it was done by a woman, who often possess subpar editing and computer skills than men, and I’m further inclined to think of this shirt as a type of insult, given that if one is to take what the message of the shirt is saying at face value, one would be led to believe that MRAs resemble button-up polo shirts. They seem to be implying with the message “This is what an MRA looks like,” that MRAs resemble t-shirts, a subtle way of implying that MRAs aren’t human.

lmao, I was wondering what brought him here to this particular post.

MRAs were ripping off of the “This is what a feminist looks like” shirts.

Listen buddy, I go to a top art and design school. I know so many talented women who made beautiful, fantastic things. Gender has nothing to do with it, although I find that women are actually more driven toward excellence because they have to compete with men whose work is held to a lower standard than theirs!

I bet you can’t design or draw your way out of a wet paper bag.

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I’ve never felt more relevant.

80%! THAT’S EIGHTY PERCENT. EIGHTY FUCKING PERCENT OF WOMEN ON OK CUPID THINK THAT MEN ARE BELOW AVERAGE.

I love it. Mr. Al, you are at an 11 out of 10. I tried to illustrate that with some gifs, but they didn’t work, so I guess you win this round against the evil wimmins.

Also, from like two pages ago,

A liberal is no different from a communist, they are simply frappe-sipping cosmopolitan fruit flies who are too fey and afraid of offending people to actually advocate for the same violent measures employed by your people to destroy capitalism. Instead, they invoke the limp-wristed hand of statist government regulation to take money from the productive and give it to the indigent,

Liberals are gaaaaaaaaaaaay, apparently.

there’s one thing that I do have, and it’s “dignity.”

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUC YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKY OUY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUD CUKYOU. STOP IT. JUST STOP WITH THE GIFS ALREADY. STOP WITH THOSE GODDAMNED FUCKING GIFS I DEMAND IT. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER

Truly, the dignity is bigly in this one.

I can sure as fuck tell you with a straight face as a goddamned arrow that HAT IS WHAT WOMEN ARE LIKE.

I am like THIS hat:

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ETA: SFHC, consider your gif hoarded.