Today’s Gross Dude of the Day award goes to British Baronet Benjamin Slade. The Baronet, 70 years old and looking for love or at least a reasonable facsimile of it, recently told the Daily Mail that he’s “interviewing hard” for a “fit” lady at least twenty years his junior.
He’s apparently decided that the best way to find a wife young enough to be his daughter is to say insulting things about women in general and his ex-girlfriends in particular.
“I have had a few proposals,” he assures the Mail,
but sometimes the women are past their sell-by date and have been over the guns a few times.
The “past their sell-by date” bit is a tad ironic coming from a pasty elderly dude who’s basically the human equivalent of curdled milk. At least personality-wise.
By his own account, the Baronet has had some trouble finding the younger and more attractive than him woman of his dreams.
He recently split from a woman he sometimes called his fiancee because, he says, “she is 50, so too old to have children.” Either that or she dumped his ass.
His previous gal pal, he says, “went off with my handyman in 2011, but was already showing signs of madness.”
Another previous girlfriend married a rival Lord, the Earl of Carnavon, and Ben the Baronet is apparently still quite bitter about it.
I rescued her from the back of a car, set her up in business and made her a millionaire in 18 months. … She was very difficult to live with. Good riddance to her.
Before her, he dated a woman who was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when he met her. He picked her out, shook her up and turned her around, turned her into someone new. Now five years later on, she’s got the world at her feet …
Sorry, those are actually the lyrics to Don’t You Want Me by the Human League. I got a little confused.
Anyway, if you want to be the Baronet’s lover, you’ve got to be something of a party girl. “They have to be fit,”he told the Mail. “I am like a feudal prince when it comes to throwing parties.”
The Baronet, who desperately wants to put his ancient sperm in a fertile lady, assures all potential applicants that he is making heroic efforts to care of himself and his sperm — by hanging upside down like a bat and eating horny goat weed. No, really, he’ll be glad to explain it all to you:
I’ve bought a back stretcher and hang upside down on it for five minutes every morning. It works wonders for the chin and neckline. I also have some “sky boots” with a hook in the top so I can hang upside down. …
I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.
It was recommended by my French nephew, who is 70 and hasn’t a single grey hair. And Genghis had 2,000 children.
I would wish Baronet Ben Slade the best of luck, but honestly I’d prefer he have no luck at all. And to any woman who finds herself being courted by Sir Slade I would recommend giving a quick listen to this song by a band that shares a name with the Baronet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikMiQZF-mAY
Seriously, run, run away, as far away as you can.
H/T — The Virgin Mary, in the comments here
@Policy of Madness
In what way am I violating the commenting policy?
@Boring troll
Try reading the commenting policy.
OMG, you guise, didja know that our opinions on this particular topic are invalid if we don’t give equal time and digital ink to listing out EVERY SINGLE THING we disagree with or believe to be shitty?
I dunno, should we start, like, alphabetically or something? This could be a long list.
Hmmm, you know what might make this easier? If there were, say, other venues, media, even websites, blogs, or comments sections, devoted to expressing opinions or debating about different topics.
Such rational. So debate.
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/96/44/5a/96445a7c3157b7f6eb17a6cc0553122b.gif
+dreemr
Find me one article in the last 100 articles where this website has denounced something a feminist has done. If you cant find even one that would mean you havent even concentrated on the hypocrisy from the feminist side even 1 percent of the time.
Good luck with that.
Oh and this is whats known as debating with me, by the way.
@ Bradley
From Mr F himself:
@EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)
No thats vertigo. Ba dum tss.
@Bradley Shore: 9___9
“Why doesn’t this blog about puppies ever post about kitties? Hypocrisy!”
“Why doesn’t this DIY youtube channel ever post about the weather? Hypocrisy!”
“Why doesn’t this magazine about celebrities not posting baseball statistics? Hypocrisy!”
“Why isn’t this hockey team trying to get to the moon? Hypocrisy!”
@Alan Robertshaw
What article is that from alan, Ive tried googling that para but I could not find it.
@Bradley Shore
Why would such an article be expected to even exist on a blog devoted to tracking and mocking the so-called “manosphere”?
What you’re proposing is wholly without sense. It is like me asking you to provide even one post on Return of Kings that discusses the works of Proust through the lens of 16th century advances in scientific method. There’s no reason for such an article to exist there in the first place.
You are terrible at this.
This website has NO articles denouncing psoriatic arthritis! Why is this blog PRO PSORIATIC ARTHRITIS? Someone debate me pleeeeeaaaase!
Vasily Pukirev, The Unequal Marriage.
Sir Whatshisface Baronet isn’t gross because he’s 70 and hoping to find a young wife, in my opinion. He’s gross because his attitude toward women is gross.
@Rhuu
Thats a stupid argument. Hockey teams are supposed to play hockey, and blogs about puppies are supposed to be about puppies.
Are you saying that this website is only about making personal attacks on mras? Maybe they should have written that in the faq page as well so people dont get confused instead of writing “But I try to be fair and accurate and upfront about my opinions.”, but I digress.
Troll’s “arguments” called boring = PERSONAL ATTACK!!
Troll calls someone else’s argument stupid = AWWWW YISSSS RIGHTEOUS LOGIC BRUH!
On every single page of this blog it says “We Hunted the Mammoth tracks and mocks“
@dreemr
According tot he FAQ page it also said that david tries to be ““ be fair and accurate and upfront about my opinions.”.
Making personal attacks is not very fair. Saying roosh is a rapist or insinuating that he is with zero proof is not very accurate. It is upfront though, I do give you that.
I agree, this website can make articles about whatever the hell it wants, but you shouldnt be angry or try to debate me when I call it what it is, a misandric rag that deals low blows on people it disagrees with.
Dalilama: that’s not a cheetah. It’s a snow leopard. Get your facts right or else all your points are invalid!
This cat fancy website never has any dog fancies! What the hell, hypocrites.
@LindsayIrene
Irene you do realize that you can mock people without lying about them right?
from Wikipedia
also from Wikipedia.
So yeah, not just me calling them radfems.
Feminists criticize radfems all the time.
Study.com
Trans Advocate (aimed specifially at the endgoal of radfems-TERFism.)
Here’s another one
Here’s a whole category right here on this very site!
Factchecking a list of hateful quotes from feminists from 2011 here on this site. (Back when this was called ManBoobz.
From the article linked above. Here’s another quote from that article.
I’ll get to the comments themselves later. I’m late for my art group right now.
Literally the first Q in the About section asks what the blog is about, and the A says it’s about misogyny.
Trollboy should’ve probably spent 30 seconds doing research before throwing a tantrum.
He could’ve also found out that Roosh is an admitted rapist and a rape legalization advocate.
Troll gets shown that he’s being a dumbass, then starts dumbassing at a slightly different angle.
@ Male Gaze Harvester
Wow, I’m no professional art critic, but I give props to the artist for how clear the message is in that painting. It’s that obvious even to me and without the title. The way the bride is the most brightly colored part of the picture like she’s in a spotlight to draw attention to how miserable she is surrounded by sneering old men and maybe one angry old woman in the shadows.
@Bradley Shore
So, you’re saying David’s opinions are personal attacks, but then the one opinion you choose to illustrate this with is the one that Roosh admits to as fact himself in his “Bang Iceland” book:
Not an opinion, a fact. Not a personal attack, a fact. Admitted to by the perpetrator himself.
OH HONEY lol nobody is angry with you, I’d sooner be angry with a mosquito for all the good it would do. You’re just an undereducated and no doubt quite young troll doin’ what a troll does.
Likewise, you haven’t actually put forth a debate of any sort. Refuting your feeble lil kitty-swipes is hardly what I’d call a debate.
Yeah, 5-10 years in prison for a “false rape accusation” sounds good.
(Serious content warning for the following…)
Or not.
https://www.opendemocracy.net/5050/lisa-longstaff/rape-victims-prosecuted-for-false-rape-allegations
Or not.
https://www.propublica.org/article/false-rape-accusations-an-unbelievable-story
Or not.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/the-police-told-her-to-report-her-rape-then-arrested-her-for?utm_term=.auOzQ7zE5#.iiDW8zW9D
But I’m sure Mr. Logical Debate will read these and will further look into how the system drives many victims to drop charges and how those dropped charges are counted as “false rape accusations”.
I’m also sure Mr. Be Fair To Both Sides goes to manosphere sites and chides them for only going on about feminists and demands they give equal time and denounce MRAs/MGTOWs/etc too.
Or, and I’m just spitballin’ here, BS may just be living up to his initials.