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The absolute worst reason to oppose Trump’s Syria strike, courtesy of Milo Yiannopoulos

Milo: Still a sad clown

Remember Milo Yiannopoulos, the At-Rightish Breitbart “journalist” who used to call Donald Trump “daddy?” He apparently wants the world to know that:

  1. He still exists
  2. He’s no longer on the Trump Train
  3. He’s one of the worst people to walk the face of this earth

In a recent statement to Mediaite, Milo explained that he was breaking with his former political idol over his missile attack on a Syrian airfield — but hasn’t yet given up on calling Trump “daddy.”

“This is not why people voted for Daddy,” he told Mediaite. “It’s the opposite of why people voted for him.”

Yes, who could possibly have foreseen that the guy who wants to increase our military budget by $54 billion while cutting funds for Meals on Wheels might have a hankering to use military force?

But don’t worry! Milo’s opposition to “POINTLESS FOREIGN WARS” — as he put it, in all caps, in his brief message to Mediaite — doesn’t mean he’s suddenly become a decent person. Far from it!

Here’s why Milo says he’s against intervention in Syria in particular:

I’m as troubled by violence toward innocent children as the next sociopath, but those kids are only growing up to be oppressors of women and murderers of homosexuals anyway.

So everyone in Syria who practices a certain religion deserves to be killed, even the children? Milo Y may no longer be a Trump fan, but he’s still a fascist at heart!

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Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

Such unpleasant words from a has been.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 years ago

. .. …

Is he for real ?

Macier
Macier
3 years ago

I find it interesting that Milo has such a problem with these children who could theoretically grow up to oppress women and murder gay people, given that he has no problems pandering to people who advocate for those very same things here in the west.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
3 years ago

He opposes Islam because some of its practitioners are misogynistic homophobes but until the Syrian missile strike, he supported Trump who’s failing administration is full of misogynistic homophobes. Sad!!!

kourtbard
kourtbard
3 years ago

What’s even more hysterical is he has the balls to declare that he’s ‘pro-life’. But hey, those kids might grow up to be assholes, so it’s perfectly okay to kill them! Wait, couldn’t those kids also female and/or gay? Ahh, that doesn’t matter!

And Milo, if you’re really concerned about the plight of women and homosexuals, why the hell do you identify with the Alt-Right?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I had guessed he opposes it because it didn’t kill enough civilians for his liking. Close enough, I guess.

Kivutar
Kivutar
3 years ago

Every time Yolo Minneapolis opens his mouth, sensible people should just look at each other, sigh, and loudly voice the old saying of our forefathers and foremothers:
“Obvious troll is obvious.”
Then go back to going about our business with nary a glance, until he finally gets bored and goes back to jerking off like a normal person.

Betrayer
Betrayer
3 years ago

@Ohlmann

No, he’s a fraud. Milo started his online career as a hardcore anti-harrassment SJW. Then he found out he could get more attention and money being a troll than he could make attacking them.

We ban drunks from driving because they’re a danger to others. Isn’t it time we did the same to trolls?

from here

Cat Mara
3 years ago

Remember Milo Yiannopoulos

Sadly, yes.

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
3 years ago

Are you sure the reason you’re okay with those kids being killed is that they won’t sleep with you, Milo?

Sociopath? Probably not. I think you’re just a self-obsessed drama addict, same as you always were.

Betrayer
Betrayer
3 years ago

The Poe “Creationist Cat” has a video that does a good job exposing how Milo is a total fraud just saying whatever he thinks will get people to pay attention to him. If you’re willing to put up with satirical homophobia*, I suggest giving it a listen.

*Considering how many people use “satire” to justify their legit bigotry it makes sense if you don’t. Judging from the times he breaks character and his choices of targets to mock I’m pretty sure CC is really mocking bigots rather than using satire as an excuse to be one, but I’ve been wrong in the past.

brian
brian
3 years ago

wait wait, so he’s saying “don’t kill these children, because they’ll grow up to oppress women and abuse homosexuals, which is good, because we hate women and homosexuals”?

Grogepi
Grogepi
3 years ago

He has to say something to worm his way back into conversation. I expect a fullblown declaration of Nazi-hood within the month. Or however long it takes to “go through conversion therapy”.

calmdown
calmdown
3 years ago

@Macier

he has no problems pandering to people who advocate for those very same things here in the west.

I’m guessing those actions fine as long as you’re not Muslim?

@Betrayer

Milo is a total fraud just saying whatever he thinks will get people to pay attention to him.

Milo is so like Trump in all the fundamental areas. I know it’s not how Milo means “Daddy,” but he actually does seem like he would be a perfect son to Trump, like some kind of creepy spiritual heir.

calmdown
calmdown
3 years ago

I expect a fullblown declaration of Nazi-hood within the month.

But…isn’t he part Jewish? (Or am I confusing him with someone else?) Or am I stupid to think that would matter? Milo really blows my mind because of the sheer magnitude of his hypocrisy.

gijoel
gijoel
3 years ago

Can they target Milo’s house with 59 missiles?

Also he thinks Syrian kids are going to grow to kill women and homosexuals. Has he had a good look at his friends in the MRA/PUA community?

Cleon
Cleon
3 years ago

Ah, Milo. All the morals of John Chivington.

I’m as troubled by violence toward innocent children as the next sociopath, but those kids are only growing up to be oppressors of women and murderers of homosexuals anyway.

Aren’t half of them going to grow up to be women? Not that it matters, because exterminating people because of what they might become is disgusting.

@calmdown

Now I’m thinking of Milio and Kushner locked in some Game of Thronesian succession conflict.

Orion
Orion
3 years ago

Voldemort was part muggle.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Now I’m thinking of Milio and Kushner locked in some Game of Thronesian succession conflict.

It would probably be easiest to say that Milo would be the Renly because they’re both gay, but let’s face it. He’s more of a Joffrey. Kushner can be the Stannis.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Can they target Milo’s house with 59 missiles?

Nah…I don’t wish the asshole dead…I just wish he’d fade into irrelevance.

calmdown
calmdown
3 years ago

Too bad you can’t isolate and target someone’s ego.

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
3 years ago

Fer fuck’s sake, who lifted up the rock that Milo was lurking under? Put it back NOW!

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
3 years ago

I’m as troubled by violence toward innocent children as the next sociopath, but those kids are only growing up to be oppressors of women and murderers of homosexuals anyway.

Okay, Milo, a couple of problems with that statement:

1) If you were a sociopath – you probably wouldn’t be bothered by violence towards innocent children. I know words don’t mean anything to you but, for the rest of us, they do.

2) I’m pretty sure those women and homosexuals were once children too. Does that mean you don’t want those children to grow up so they won’t…oppress themselves? Also, doesn’t that contradict the previous part of that sentence when you call them “innocent”? If they’re bound to grow up to be oppressors, wouldn’t they not be innocent? Not that you ever think before you speak…

There really is no better sign that someone is a total piece of shit than rationalizing or being dismissive of the mistreatment of children. Just like all those deadbeat dad MRAs who refuse to financially support the children they sired, usually on the disingenuous notion that it isn’t their child (even though it often is). Which makes it all the worse when they use children, mostly boys, as ammunition in an argument against women or feminism.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
3 years ago

I reckon it’s asking too much for Milo to make sense, but wow.

I’m as troubled by violence toward innocent children as the next sociopath

In other words, not troubled at all?

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

@calmdown

But…isn’t he part Jewish?

Yes. He’s also gay, and prefers (read: most likely fetsihizes, considering his views and opinions) black men.

LindsayIrene
3 years ago

Oh, Milo. You poor idiot. You sold your soul, and now no one cares. Have fun trying to make a respectable living with such a recognizable name and face.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Uh oh. An http://deleted/ troll. Beware.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Would you be Walda?

Oh hi, Glenn/Lars! Missed ya!

Now, there are more than one Walda Frey. There’s Fat Walda and there’s Fair Walda. I suspect this is your way of calling me fat as Fair Walda does not make an appearance in the TV show.

That’s very edgy! I am chastened. Someone called me fat on the internet. Therefore I must renounce feminism and cease mocking misogyny immediately.

Dog Gone
3 years ago

He has to make another attempt to shock like media-whore Anemic Coulter. Because no one cares, people like them are worthless, except for minor novelty value.

Pathetic really. You want to scrape them off your shoes like accidental encounters with dog poo.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
3 years ago

Low quality troll, 1/10. Would not recommend.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Policy of Madness
Which one Milo or Peppermint?

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
3 years ago

Bannon = Cersei
Donald = King Robert
Creepy Miller = Qyburn
Conway = Littlefinger
Romney = Stannis
Koch bros = Tywin
Santorum = Melisandre
Ivanka = Margaery
Barron = Tommen
Gingrich = Meryn Trant
Bill O’Reilly = G. Clegane
Tapper = S. Clegane
Ana Navarro = Tyrion
Sarah Palin = Lysa Arryn
Milo = Robert/Robin Arryn
Bernie Sanders = Wun Wun
Glenn Beck = Ser Dontos
Noam Chomsky = Three Eyed Raven
Dr. Carson = Pycelle
Juicebro = Janos Slynt
Jimmy Carter = Maester Aemon
Van Jones = Jorah Mormont

…and many more!

Monster-Teeth
Monster-Teeth
3 years ago

What a vile, craven little snot.

Never forget he’s A-OK with teenagers having sex with “older men” AKA pederastry & statutory rape.

In addition to his rampant misogyny & racism. Also homophobia & transphobia. And organizing online harassment mobs. And embezzling. And religious hypocrisy. The list goes on.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
3 years ago

Where’s a good moon door when you need one.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
3 years ago

Congress = The Moon Door

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
3 years ago

@Ooglyboggles

I meant Peppermint, but it applies to both.

Kat
Kat
3 years ago

Milo, if you could actually call Trump Daddy — you know, to his face — you’d have a job at the White House. Or maybe you’d be running your daddy’s business.

Zatar
Zatar
3 years ago

Imaginary Petal:

See I’d actually argue Milo for Janos Slint. Think about it, a smug small little man with an exaggerated sense of his own self importance who is temporarily useful to those in power but cast aside and ignored the minute his usefulness is outweighed by his inconvenience. Oh wait that sums up juicebro pretty well too, and…..almost every figure in the Alt right. Did….did we just make some kind of breakthrough?

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
3 years ago

@Zatar

I picked Juicebro for Slynt because I thinl he’d be marginally more likely than Milo to hide in the basement when shit gets real.

I skipped Joffrey for the reason that every Republican is Joffrey.

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
3 years ago

Now I’m thinking of Milio and Kushner locked in some Game of Thronesian succession conflict.

and speaking of Kushner… and succession conflict… this is good

Bannon not only has to work with someone, he has to work with someone who is Jewish, and also waaayyy slicker and more media savvy than Bannon ever was.

ETA on topic, sorry, Milo, once you sacrifice your relevance for a moment of high drama, it’s really hard to get it back… even with the Pepeists… you were only ever TOLERATED by them, you were NEVER one of them

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie

Bannon’s ouster from the National Security Council on Wednesday was only the latest sign of Kushner’s rise, sources said. While H.R. McMaster, Trump’s national security adviser, has been working for weeks to find a way to rid the White House foreign policy operation of Bannon, it was ultimately Kushner’s influence that made it happen, sources said.

Oh this is going to be good. Multiple factions with hardening and clearly defined lines, a democratic block that is in uniform (sans the Blue Dog aka Democrats in name only) opposition, and to top it off a completely incompetent and petty president who can’t even get them all to agree to sign a long awaited healthcare bill. That being said, even with Kushner, being well Kushner, I hope he stays safe, he is working with a literal nazi after all.

Fabe
Fabe
3 years ago

Nah…I don’t wish the asshole dead…I just wish he’d fade into irrelevance.

A fate worst then death for a person like him.

Fabe
Fabe
3 years ago

Nah…I don’t wish the asshole dead…I just wish he’d fade into irrelevance.

A fate worst them death for a person like Milo

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

But without his blue check mark, how can we be sure that it’s the real Milo Yiannopoulos?

(That’s never going to stop being funny.)

guest
guest
3 years ago

@IP you forgot the most obvious one:

HRC–Daenerys

Pie
Pie
3 years ago

@Dog Gone

He has to make another attempt to shock like media-whore Anemic Coulter.

Though I don’t know if it is actually discouraged by the comments policy, I think it would be nicer if we didn’t use the word “whore” as an insult, especially given the manosphere’s propensity to use it in place of “woman”.

Thanks in advance, etc.

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

I missed that line the first time; thanks Pie for picking it up. I’m puzzled by the use of “Anemic” to disparage Coulter. I’ve seen people mock her eating disorder, but I’m not aware of anything “bloodless” about her. Does anyone know where that came from?

Dog Gone, perhaps you could clarify?

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure Dog Gone is an Uncommon-rarity drive-by troll. Seen the name before. Those are by nature hard to catch.

I’m not gonna address the OP because I just got up and right now the range of reactions my brain can muster is stuck between “Go fuck yourself, Yiannopoulos.” and a variety of things prohibited by the comments policy, general behavior standards, and my therapist.

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