In a recent post on AltRight.com, Alt-Right lady Wolfie James addresses what is perhaps the most important question facing Western Civilization today, which is: How TOTALLY HOTTTTTT are Alt-Right dudes?
James contends that they are indeed THE HOTTEST EVAR.
The Alt-Right male believes he has a duty to perfect his physique and appearance in accordance with the inherent potential afforded him by European genetics. As such, he is more likely to lift heavy weights, run fast, eat well, wear properly fitting clothes, and fashily cut his hair in a nod to Germany’s golden age. There are no pajama boys in the Alt-Right, and the masculinity they exude is positively intoxicating.
Yes, that TOTALLY DESCRIBES pretty much every Alt-Right dude I’ve ever written about on this blog. As proof, here is actual video footage of several alt-rightists exuding their masculinities all over the streets of Cincinnati.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YkWvIkED0s
Remember, this is footage that these guys took of themselves and put online. Because they’ve got positively intoxicating masculinity out the wazoo!
In conclusion, HOTTTTTT.
But Alt-Right dudes aren’t just pretty boys. They are also FAMILY ORIENTED DADDOES who love nothing better than making the white babies with their HOTTT Nazi brides.
The perpetuation of the white race is of paramount importance to Alt-Right men, which means they all want to see MOAR WHITE BABIES. Yet unlike the r-selection men who treat their women like bitches in a puppy mill, they invest in each of those children to steel them for the struggles to come.
That’s why so many of these dudes are pickup artists devoted to pestering every sexy (white) lady they run across, because what better way to practice putting your sperm in a lady — possibly by just shoving your penis in her without a condom even if she says you can’t?
These guys are getting HOTTTTTER by the minute, amirite racist white ladies?
Also, these guys will totally MEME THE HELL out of people, because that’s the kind of heroes they are.
Veterans of the Great Meme War will tell you that uncucking our people, online and IRL, is a long, hard slog. Most men are not cut out for daily ideological warfare, trolling shitlib journalists, enduring constant online censorship, and dropping red-pills for friends and family. But thankfully our Alt-Right men are a committed bunch.
Aww yiss.
And if they can’t meme our country into an all-white homeland, well, they’re prepared to maybe just shoot some people.
[T]hey are training in small arms and personal protection (if they’re not already military veterans) because they know that our Cold Civil War is warming up, and they intend to be the victors. This is hot.
Nothing is HOTTTER than murder — except perhaps murder inspired by racism!
Also these dudes are SMART. Most of them
arrived to [sic] the Alt-Right through intense research and a personal quest for truth, meaning, and real identity. They know their favorite philosophers, can identify Hitler’s missteps in World War II, and often shock newcomers to the movement by how literate and well-educated — in the real sense of the term — they are.
Yep, the true test of intelligence is whether or not you understand “Hitler’s missteps in World War II.” You can bet none of these guys will invade Russia when they set out to kill all the Jews!
Oh, and did I mention that these guys totally respect the women? The racist white women, anyway. If by “respect women” you mean “consign women to be little more than white-baby-making machines.” Sorry, I meant to say “celebrate women for the most vital biological gift of all: the ability to birth and raise white children.”
And that’s HOTTTT.
These dudes also resist the Siren call of DEGENERACY.
They’ve quit the sorcery of the Jew Tube, ditched the noggery of professional sports, decried the foul beast that is pornography, and would ideally homeschool their many children so they don’t fall prey to the false teachings of diversity.
Sure it’s possible — though Wolfie doesn’t acknowledge it — that some of these dudes devote whatever free time they have left over after meming to masturbating to anime, but hey no one’s perfect huh?
They are also total REBELS, in that they cling hard to beliefs that the rest of the world realizes are utterly abhorrent.
White Nationalism is a concept so dangerous to the status quo that it can get a man fired, alienated from his family, and rejected by his friends. Yet the Alt-Right man perseveres … He fights for recognition of his identity, to secure the existence of his people and a future for white children. Rebels have always held irresistible allure, and Alt-Right men are no exception.
SO EDGY.
In truth, any woman would be extremely lucky to find herself cared for and appreciated by an Alt-Right man.
Well, maybe not so much the Jewish women, or the black women, or the not irredeemably racist women.
But the racist white ladies get it, huh?
Sure, he may spend inordinate time shitposting til the wee hours of the night, but it’s all for a good cause — saving the white race. Alt-Right men have a purpose and drive greater than themselves, and that’s both undeniably white, and irrefutably alpha.
What could be sexier than a hateful dude with “fashy hair” (or no hair) who spends all his time at his computer posting rare Pepes and sending harassing messages to Jewish journalists? NOTHING THAT’S WHAT.
@alan
Yeah with fucking iceland. I mean they seem pretty hard as a nation to piss off…so molodec i guess ?
Beginning with “not letting the people who know what they’re doing make the decisions”.
If these idiots follow their own advice, they’ll fade to black as soon as a decision needs to be made.
I don’t know many right-wing women… ok, I don’t know any, but of the many women I do know, NONE would use either of these sentences….
I have discovered that there is a lot of people that don’t think that fanservice in anime is related in any way to porn. That certainly is in line with their general strategy of denying doing something bad by finding a small technical difference and saying that it’s an essential difference.
soooo…. I found another of the many, many internet terms I’m not familiar with, so I asked M. Google… got this:
🙂 !!!
I don’t even know what “pajama boys” actually refers to but I happen to spend most of my free time in pj pants and a bathrobe, and that doesn’t seem to bother anyone. Like, it’s just comfortable, y’know. You should try it. Right now I’m wearing a bathrobe of a color I can’t even name. It’s somewhere between grey and pale blue. It keeps me warm as I read dumb shit on the internet at night. I might get one of those leopard pattern ones that well-known assholes seem to enjoy, I wanna know what all the fuss is about.
Also, this guy.
@ John;
Like all patriarchal bigotry, “pajama boys” refers to anyone or anything that deviates from the toxic masculine “you ain’t one of us” party line.
My sympathies go out to their children. Nobody deserves that.
@Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Well played, well played indeed. It’s an obvious ploy of denial, no one who watches anime for any amount of time thinks that “fan service” means anything other than soft score tease and smut.
@Iseult
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@Oogly
Especially cos ‘fanservice’ is usually present from episode/chapter 1. The series opens with a FLOW song and tiddie bounces while the credits roll. What fans are you servicing? I haven’t had time to like it yet
The definition isn’t accurate in that it can happen in any anime, not just the one who are 100% softcore porn. In a sense, it’s worse when it happen randomly and disrupt something tense or emotional, or when it mean an otherwise interesting character break the suspension of disbelief because her breasts are bigger than her head.
Not that american and european movies are free from similar problems (think James Bond, who is basically a long male fantasy, with a lot of the jame bond girl only being here to “please the eye”). There isn’t a specific term for it however, which is both a boon and a curse. It’s a boon because that mean nobody actually loudly ask for more of it. It’s a curse because it make the problem harder to point and protest.
I thought I saw the word “cuck” in one of his posts, but his posts bored me enough that I don’t remember anything but that ridiculous female orgasm business all that clearly.
@WWTH
Eh, they could have said cuck for all I know. I kinda just skimmed read their shit, rolling my eyes. Few times I saw shit agregious enough to comment on but otherwise, like, I have no clue all their exact words. All I know is that everything they were complaining about is old enough for no one to really care about anymore, irrelevant now, or just whining about western feminist censoring shit they like to jack to, like when they brought up Bravely Default? They were talking about how they took out some of the skimpy clothing and shit one of the characters could get, you know, the 15 year old one? God forbid people don’t get to see a 15 skimpily dressed in a video game these days.
Weirdly enough, I think I do remember saying stuff about male feminist but it was in a way that wasn’t as heinous as usual? Like, it was just a brief separation being upset that men would betray other men by denying them porn pretty much. That’s it, I think. So far what I remember a pretty benevolent troll more concerned about feminist censoring their media for sexy stuff than anything. Kinda nice getting a more easy going troll like that.
Not that they’re not still a troll but they aren’t saying women should die and have sex with them, you know?
@Weird Eddie
Then I shall rock this getup wih pride.
@Ohlmann
They do. They whine endlessly when any aspect of it is not there, and proceed to make stuff just to rectify that.
ETA : @Jack
Same here. Trolly shoulda learned to be legible.
I use to be an Alt-right culture warrior till I took a meme to the knee.
“Violent religious terrorism is a concept so dangerous to the status quo that it can get a man fired, alienated from his family, and rejected by his friends. Yet the ISIS man perseveres … He fights for recognition of his identity, to secure the existence of his people and a future for his children. Rebels have always held irresistible allure, and ISIS men are no exception.”
I’m very much NOT out to take a shot at anyone’s religion here, just certain people’s activities. Nevertheless, the degree to which this fits kind of underscores the whole “they’re terrorists you guys” thing.
Oh yes. Nothing makes my panties wetter than delusional men who have absolutely nothing substantial to offer so they attach mystical qualities and faux history to their peachy skin color.
Oh, god. Oh, baby. Oh, god.
Mr. Parasol is now chuckling at my exercise of Sarcastic Voice. He knows me so well.
I don’t know if this is the same Wolfie James, but:
http://therightstuff.biz/2016/11/22/how-to-red-pill-your-woman/
@PeeVee
Holy Shit Balls, Batman. That was horrifying to read.
@BoinkBoink:
Here’s another:
http://therightstuff.biz/2016/12/30/altright-advice-special-edition-a-guide-to-your-kids-pbs-tv-shows-2/
Oh lordy lou! A man who can run fast! Where could I possibly find a man who can run fast?!?!?
Oh right. The God Hermes, if that’s what I was into.
PeeVee nooo, stahhhp
This is sub penthouse forum level fantasy.
@PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
Hell no Darkness, my not friend.
@PeeVee
I made it to the second paragraph.
I think that’s enough.
I did check the author link, though, and they’re described as a “woke waifu” and has a stock image of what I guess is a German barmaid with a beer.
So, like, def not an actual woman writing that shit.