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Alt-Right dudes are SUPER HOTTTTTT, according to Alt-Right lady

White supremacists: Sexy AF (Speakers at a recent American Renaissance conference)

In a recent post on AltRight.com, Alt-Right lady Wolfie James addresses what is perhaps the most important question facing Western Civilization today, which is: How TOTALLY HOTTTTTT are Alt-Right dudes?

James contends that they are indeed THE HOTTEST EVAR.

The Alt-Right male believes he has a duty to perfect his physique and appearance in accordance with the inherent potential afforded him by European genetics. As such, he is more likely to lift heavy weights, run fast, eat well, wear properly fitting clothes, and fashily cut his hair in a nod to Germany’s golden age. There are no pajama boys in the Alt-Right, and the masculinity they exude is positively intoxicating.

Yes, that TOTALLY DESCRIBES pretty much every Alt-Right dude I’ve ever written about on this blog. As proof, here is actual video footage of several alt-rightists exuding their masculinities all over the streets of Cincinnati.

Remember, this is footage that these guys took of themselves and put online. Because they’ve got positively intoxicating masculinity out the wazoo!

In conclusion, HOTTTTTT.

But Alt-Right dudes aren’t just pretty boys. They are also FAMILY ORIENTED DADDOES who love nothing better than making the white babies with their HOTTT Nazi brides.

The perpetuation of the white race is of paramount importance to Alt-Right men, which means they all want to see MOAR WHITE BABIES. Yet unlike the r-selection men who treat their women like bitches in a puppy mill, they invest in each of those children to steel them for the struggles to come.

That’s why so many of these dudes are pickup artists devoted to pestering every sexy (white) lady they run across, because what better way to practice putting your sperm in a lady — possibly by just shoving your penis in her without a condom even if she says you can’t? 

These guys are getting HOTTTTTER by the minute, amirite racist white ladies?

Also, these guys will totally MEME THE HELL out of people, because that’s the kind of heroes they are.

Veterans of the Great Meme War will tell you that uncucking our people, online and IRL, is a long, hard slog. Most men are not cut out for daily ideological warfare, trolling shitlib journalists, enduring constant online censorship, and dropping red-pills for friends and family. But thankfully our Alt-Right men are a committed bunch.

Aww yiss.

And if they can’t meme our country into an all-white homeland, well, they’re prepared to maybe just shoot some people.

[T]hey are training in small arms and personal protection (if they’re not already military veterans) because they know that our Cold Civil War is warming up, and they intend to be the victors. This is hot.

Nothing is HOTTTER than murder — except perhaps murder inspired by racism!

Also these dudes are SMART. Most of them

arrived to [sic] the Alt-Right through intense research and a personal quest for truth, meaning, and real identity. They know their favorite philosophers, can identify Hitler’s missteps in World War II, and often shock newcomers to the movement by how literate and well-educated — in the real sense of the term — they are.

Yep, the true test of intelligence is whether or not you understand “Hitler’s missteps in World War II.” You can bet none of these guys will invade Russia when they set out to kill all the Jews!

Oh, and did I mention that these guys totally respect the women? The racist white women, anyway. If by “respect women” you mean “consign women to be little more than white-baby-making machines.” Sorry, I meant to say “celebrate women for the most vital biological gift of all: the ability to birth and raise white children.”

And that’s HOTTTT.

These dudes also resist the Siren call of DEGENERACY.

They’ve quit the sorcery of the Jew Tube, ditched the noggery of professional sports, decried the foul beast that is pornography, and would ideally homeschool their many children so they don’t fall prey to the false teachings of diversity.

Sure it’s possible — though Wolfie doesn’t acknowledge it — that some of these dudes devote whatever free time they have left over after meming to masturbating to anime, but hey no one’s perfect huh?

They are also total REBELS, in that they cling hard to beliefs that the rest of the world realizes are utterly abhorrent.

White Nationalism is a concept so dangerous to the status quo that it can get a man fired, alienated from his family, and rejected by his friends. Yet the Alt-Right man perseveres … He fights for recognition of his identity, to secure the existence of his people and a future for white children. Rebels have always held irresistible allure, and Alt-Right men are no exception.

SO EDGY.

In truth, any woman would be extremely lucky to find herself cared for and appreciated by an Alt-Right man.

Well, maybe not so much the Jewish women, or the black women, or the not irredeemably racist women.

But the racist white ladies get it, huh?

Sure, he may spend inordinate time shitposting til the wee hours of the night, but it’s all for a good cause — saving the white race. Alt-Right men have a purpose and drive greater than themselves, and that’s both undeniably white, and irrefutably alpha.

What could be sexier than a hateful dude with “fashy hair” (or no hair) who spends all his time at his computer posting rare Pepes and sending harassing messages to Jewish journalists? NOTHING THAT’S WHAT.

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PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

@BoinkBoink, sorry!

@Ooglyboggles,

Hell no Darkness, my not friend.

🎶I won’t post this crap again.🎶

Handsome Jack:

I think your first instinct on Wolfie is the correct one.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

@PeeVee

…Seriously? Shitting on PBS Kids?

Literally my best friend in elementary school?

What the shit?

(In all seriousness, looking back on it, PBS Kids shows did have quite a bit of diversity amongst human casts. WordGirl’s titular protagonist was an alien that happened to look like a young woman of color [and her adoptive human family was what it appeared to be], Wild Kratts had an African-American woman and a Latina woman on the base [who, if memory serves, invented most of the Kratt Bros’ stuff…and generally weren’t the ones not watching their backs], and The Electric Company reboot did its damndest to keep up balance in both skin tone and gender [albeit in binary…ah well]. Plus, that last one? Lin-Manuel Miranda was on it. That might be a thing.

et cetera et cetera)

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@Troubelle
And that theme song was bomb ass

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

@Axe

Don’t even need to press play to hear it. I concur.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

@Troubelle,

The “Hate Score” was an especially nice touch. Teach those toddlers what’s up, huh? Eyeroll.

@Axe,

I’m old enough to remember the original Electric Company, which was my first exposure to the indominable Morgan Freeman.

I used to disgust my younger kid by saying how cute I though Josh Segarra was on the reboot. “MA-OOOOOOOM!! Ewww!”

Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack

The new Electric Company intro is pretty alright, but I can’t say it matches the original. I used to watch reruns of that when I was a baby. (Flashing colors warning.)

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Oh, wow, I forgot that Rita Moreno was on the original!

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I suppose they hate Reading Rainbow quite a bit

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Steven Dutch
Steven Dutch
3 years ago

“You can bet none of these guys will invade Russia when they set out to kill all the Jews!”

Or at the very least, not get sidetracked in Yugoslavia and Greece first. Get to Moscow before the roads turn to mush.

Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack

@WWTH

Well now I have THAT theme song stuck in my head now.

Bina
3 years ago

The Alt-Right male believes he has a duty to perfect his physique and appearance in accordance with the inherent potential afforded him by European genetics. As such, he is more likely to lift heavy weights, run fast, eat well, wear properly fitting clothes, and fashily cut his hair in a nod to Germany’s golden age.

Hi, actual ethnic German here! Are you by any chance referring to the 12-Year Reich, which began in bullshit and crapaganda galore, and ended in ignominy and drug-addled brains being blown out in a bunker by a sickly middle-aged guy whose ethnicity wasn’t all “European genetics”, whatever the hell THOSE are? Yeah, I see a lot of that “inherent potential” in Matt Fucking Forney’s super-intimidating duck-walk. I mean, if I saw THAT coming up a street at me in ill-fitting jeans, like he does in the “Alt-Right Dogs” trailer, I’d probably die laughing.

And he doesn’t even HAVE any hair, much less to cut in a fash-slash.

the masculinity they exude is positively intoxicating.

That’s the date-rape drugs you’re smelling, hon.

The perpetuation of the white race is of paramount importance to Alt-Right men, which means they all want to see MOAR WHITE BABIES. Yet unlike the r-selection men who treat their women like bitches in a puppy mill, they invest in each of those children to steel them for the struggles to come.

That’s funny, I seem to recall that an awful lot of these pseudo-Teuton heroes are divorced and/or childless, and kvetch bitterly about those “bitches” who “divorce rape” men for child support. When they’re not clutching their goolies in fear of a spermjacking, that is.

Veterans of the Great Meme War will tell you that uncucking our people, online and IRL, is a long, hard slog. Most men are not cut out for daily ideological warfare, trolling shitlib journalists, enduring constant online censorship, and dropping red-pills for friends and family. But thankfully our Alt-Right men are a committed bunch.

Committed to alternately alienating, bewildering and arousing amused pity in everyone who’s actually reality-based, while simultaneously repulsing any self-respecting woman or girl who has the misfortune to stand downwind of them! Truly, my hat is off to them and all their dank, dank memes. How DO they find the time to glug down all those Cheetos and Mountain Dew?

[T]hey are training in small arms and personal protection (if they’re not already military veterans) because they know that our Cold Civil War is warming up, and they intend to be the victors. This is hot.

It is? Funny, but whenever I see a guy who’s into that shit, I get chills, and not the sexy “oooh, hold me, big boy” kind, either.

They know their favorite philosophers, can identify Hitler’s missteps in World War II, and often shock newcomers to the movement by how literate and well-educated — in the real sense of the term — they are.

Yeah, they shock me, all right. Mostly by the sheer tenacity of their commitment to Hardcore Stupidity. And the sheer idiocy of their expecting me to actually be turned on by that much dumbth.

They’ve quit the sorcery of the Jew Tube, ditched the noggery of professional sports, decried the foul beast that is pornography, and would ideally homeschool their many children so they don’t fall prey to the false teachings of diversity.

They would? But…they have nothing to teach them! These guys are allergic to facts in all their forms. What could they possibly teach anyone, other than how to be unidimensional and a total knuckle-dragger? Those poor kids are gonna grow up so uncultured and BORED!

And as for porn, I know damn well that they whack off to that “interracial cucking” shit. In fact, it’s where they get their whole “philosophy”, which is paranoid bullshit about black men all being out to “breed” all the white women and soil them so that guys like these will be permanently scared off by all the “ruined” vaginas. Any “alt-right” woman, if indeed there is such a creature, is a fool if she thinks these guys don’t use that stuff to work themselves into a froth of rage (among other things).

White Nationalism is a concept so dangerous to the status quo that it can get a man fired, alienated from his family, and rejected by his friends.

If by “status quo” you mean the livelihoods, lives and limbs of anyone who doesn’t meet the Nazi ideal of personhood, yeah, it’s dangerous all right. As for fired, alienated and rejected — these guys fucking DESERVE that.

Yet the Alt-Right man perseveres … He fights for recognition of his identity, to secure the existence of his people and a future for white children.

Fourteen Words YAAAAAAWWWWWN.

Honestly, can’t these idiots think in anything that is not a cliché or a stock phrase?

In truth, any woman would be extremely lucky to find herself cared for and appreciated by an Alt-Right man.

If any of these guys actually cared for and appreciated a woman, he would by definition cease to be “alt-right”. Women are just breeding stock to these unsexy, dime-a-dozen himbos. Where’s the luck in THAT?

Sure, he may spend inordinate time shitposting til the wee hours of the night, but it’s all for a good cause — saving the white race.

Nah. It’s wankery. And it gets old fast, especially if you’re married to it.

Alt-Right men have a purpose and drive greater than themselves, and that’s both undeniably white, and irrefutably alpha.

And indisputably boring, and indubitably, INFINITELY risible.

Look, lady — if indeed you ARE a woman, and not some Little Hitler in internet drag — THE 1930s ARE OVER. THE WORLD HAS MOVED ON. That shit stopped being fashionable in 1945, and it stopped for a reason. There’s just something about a man who’s determined to be on the wrong side of history all over again, and unfortunately for him, that something is practically a chick repellent. The few women who do fall for it generally have self-esteem so low that they can’t tell their arses from a hole in the ground. Little wonder that they can’t tell a crappy dollar-store fascist apart from Phoebus Apollo.

epitome of incomprehensibility

fashily cut his hair

Good god, it’s an adverb now. MAKE IT STOP.

LindsayIrene
3 years ago
brian
brian
3 years ago

the seriousness with which this person treats goddamn MEME-MAKING and SHITPOSTING, as if it were literal life and death warfare, would be humorous if it weren’t so baffling.
real Poe’s Law stuff here.

BGHilton
3 years ago

I tell ya, if I had a dollar for every time the my bad haircut, love of photoshopped death camps and tendency to get sunburnt had gotten me laid, if have…

Let’s see… Carry the one… Adjust for hyperinflation…

I would have no money.

Moggie
Moggie
3 years ago

First time I heard the term “fanservice” was in the “next episode” previews for Neon Genesis Evangelion. Misato talks about what’s happening with Shinji et al in the next episode, and then ends with something like “and more fanservice!”. It struck me as odd that they’d come right out and say that!

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
3 years ago

It’s no coincidence that Twitter uses Matt Forney as the default avatar picture for new users. The dude is beautiful.

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@ Imaginary Petal
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Kootiepatra
3 years ago

Is there a word for something like a “Mary Sue”, but where the fictional heroine is a perfect(TM) woman who would TOTALLY be head over heels for the male author, were she real? Because I feel like that’s what I just read.

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Kootiepatra
Waifu?

Moggie
Moggie
3 years ago

Kootiepatra:

Is there a word for something like a “Mary Sue”, but where the fictional heroine is a perfect(TM) woman who would TOTALLY be head over heels for the male author, were she real? Because I feel like that’s what I just read.

Forneycation?

Alex
Alex
3 years ago

Gone full Poe’s Law

occasional reader
occasional reader
3 years ago

Hello.

Das it no propaganda !
This is just a lovely pamphlet for the Church oh Altrightology.
The Source is a lovely little man, with a little moustache (not an italian plumber, though), and his book, written from a lovely jail, because censorship was already stricking Altrightology.
You begin as a lovely Operating Shitlord of Level 1, where you just know that you have to foster the lovely White Race for the Altrightology by trolling on Internet. At the lovely Level 3 of Operating Shitlord, you are opened to the lovely knowledge that Persons of Colors and Feminists you were shitposting till now are in fact pawns at (in ?) the hands of the Xenu Jews. As you lovely level up, you learn more lovely incredible true facts, like humans never went to the moon and so on.
Lovely Operating Shitlord, do not stop your lovely ludicrous fight on the lovely internet. Your lovely opinions may find the hearth of other lovely people among the dark rabble. You are a lovely elite ! Do i already tell you you are lovely lovable ? Do not forget to lovely support your lovely president, because what best for the lovely Church of Altrightology that a lovely legal façade ?

Have a lovely day, hu hu hu.

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
3 years ago

@Moggie

*gsnoooorgg* *giggle*

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

@occasional reader

(not an italian plumber, though)

I’d totally read a book written by Mario or Luigi. They’d at least make more sense than these alt-right cocknuggets. (And while the color palette for humans in the Mushroom Kingdom is…limited, no doubt, they’ve been shown to cooperate with several different sentient species [Goombas, Koopa Troopas, etc.] when said species are not enlisted under Bowser or some other opposing force. Though you mostly see that in the RPGs.)

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
3 years ago

OK, I was (still technically am) married to a guy who fell down the alt-right rabbit hole. It was definitely not HOTTTTT. I do have a lovely boy from it…but one that I fear is being indoctrinated into some serious hate. It was not respectful. There was a lot of bullshit “It’s your job, you’re the mother…” crap. He loved children sooo much though that he refused to have sex with me if I was using any form of birth control.

Nanny Ogg's Bosom (formerly LostInLindsey)
Nanny Ogg's Bosom (formerly LostInLindsey)
3 years ago

I haven’t been around here in a while. My alt-right bullshit detector must be faulty. I could have sworn whatever-their-name-is was taking the piss out of the alt-right.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Kootiepatra,

If there’s not, there should be. Because it’s not just the manosphere. There are so many times in movies that a man ‘gets the girl’ for no other reason than then that he’s the protagonist so of course women who super hot, nice, young etc are into him. I love Wayne’s World, but that’s for whatever reason the first movie that springs to mind.

moregeekthan
moregeekthan
3 years ago

I have always used the term “one-handed writing” to refer to stories where the author’s self-insert character has one or more HB10’s throwing themselves at him. That would be a term for the writing in general, not the character herself. And it wouldn’t apply to WWTH’s broader category of main character gets the girl just ’cause.

*Using pronouns for male protagonist and female object of affection, but would apply to any combination of genders.

Dodom
Dodom
3 years ago

the masculinity they exude is positively intoxicating.

I agree with that, they certainly are toxic. I’m not sure which poison they’re thinking of, but many enough will induce vomiting for the comparison to stand.

Monster-Teeth
Monster-Teeth
3 years ago

Anyone who says “Great Meme War” or “Kekistan” deserves to be sterilized against their will.

Sheila Crosby
3 years ago

I like muscles, but even if they had them and I liked their weird haircuts, I’d take one look at their mind and go
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/nope.gif

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

Anyone who says “Great Meme War” or “Kekistan” deserves to be sterilized against their will.

Can we, like, not go there ?

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy

Anyone who says “Great Meme War” or “Kekistan” deserves to be sterilized against their will.

Nah. The Richard Spencer treatment is a better idea.

Astra
Astra
3 years ago

That video had some pacing problems.

Empires of Azure (changed from Caerulean)
Empires of Azure (changed from Caerulean)
3 years ago

Ugh, fashy hair.

I made the mistake of pointing out that this is now a thing to my boyfriend…

My Alex Jones listening/ tinfoil hat wearing/ alt right identifying/ cutely chubby half-Jewish boyfriend thinks it funny to comb his undercut “fashily” and climb into bed with me.

I guess that means he’s now an incel, cos I’m not going there.
I wonder if Wolfie would like his number?

In better (maybe worse) news- I’ve been making him aware of the more subtle signs of racism and sexism in media and day to day interactions and he seems to be “getting it”. He’s been pointing problematic things out to me, but I’m wondering if it’s a “gotcha” set up on his part.
It’s a start I guess, but I’d really like him stop spamming Facebook with fluoride warnings, Chem trails, flat earth videos, etc… So, yay me? XD

Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
3 years ago

@PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic

So I clicked your link and this banner greeted me:

http://imgur.com/a/xXTbm.jpg

TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE MY AVATAR IS FROM

That background is a close-up of ED-209’s right arm from RoboCop (1987).
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And ED-209 is the perfect symbol for the alt-right, what with it being so tough and manly and intimidat–
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— Oh. Funny how they seemed to forget that ED-209 is a symbol of authoritarian ineptitude. So I guess it’s still a perfect symbol for the alt-right.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2314203/ed209-dies-o.gif

Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
Anne Lewis, Jib Creatr
3 years ago

@PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic

So I clicked your link and this banner greeted me:

http://imgur.com/oEirjEu.png

TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE MY AVATAR IS FROM

That background is a close-up of ED-209’s right arm from RoboCop (1987).

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And ED-209 is the perfect symbol for the alt-right, what with it being so tough and manly and intimidat–

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— Oh. Funny how they seemed to forget that ED-209 is a symbol of authoritarian ineptitude. So I guess it’s still a perfect symbol for the alt-right.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2314203/ed209-dies-o.gif

Jayne
Jayne
3 years ago

Their masculinity is “intoxicating” as in “makes you dizzy and queasy and vaguely belligerent”?
I can believe that.

Boo
Boo
3 years ago

@rugbyyogi,

Just ignore if you don’t want to share further, but was this some kind of quiverfull stuff or just overall controlling, or maybe even hating straight sex?

@Empires,

Project men rarely work out. My sympathies if he sprung this on you. If he is seemingly equally receptive to you and Alex Jones then it sounds like he’s casting about for an identity and a tribe. If he settles on the alt right and conspiracies he’s probably lost until he finds himself. If he settles on you, that’s good in a way for him, but it puts you into that horrible pedestalization position where you must forevermore be perfect, so be warned. Caveat: If he is very young or going through some kind of crisis, searching for meaning may be more expected.

ColeYote
ColeYote
3 years ago

I like dudes. I can say without any hesitation that I am NOT attracted to these fascist PsOS.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

@Anne Lewis, Jib Creator:

Huh. Good eye! All of the banners on that site are hyperbolic bullshit. Which pretty much sums up the alt-right in general, if you ask me. Except real people are getting hurt by these douchenozzles.

As an aside, I tracked down the article where the article photo came from:

https://www.amren.com/features/2012/03/amren-conference-held-in-tennessee/

From left to right: Sam Dickson, Donald Templer, Robert Weissberg, James Edwards, Jared Taylor, David Yeagley, Richard Lynn, Alex Kurtagic, and Guillaume Faye.

mobiusclimber
mobiusclimber
3 years ago

Soooo… if trolling journalists online or just general shitposting ends up getting you banned or blocked, then isn’t whatever censorship you run into self-inflicted? Gotta love the cognitive dissonance.