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Annoucement: WHTM is now officially anti-cat. We only like dogs now. Dogs with guns.

All hail tiny dogs with guns!

Enough with these cats. We’re all about dogs now. No more discussions of cats or adorable cat gifs like this:

Or this:

Or this:

Or even this:

Yep, we are DONE with cats FOREVER.

Even this one:

Oh, and happy April 1st.

HA HA! Man I got you guys good.

OPEN THREAD.

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AthVeg34F
AthVeg34F
7 years ago

JEEBUS! Yep, you got me.

And I’m one of those people who’s been rolling my eyes at every April 1st email and stunt all morning, but this one fooled me.

Congrats, sir. And thanks for the gifs (as always).

ScarlettAthenta
ScarlettAthenta
7 years ago

Yeah you got me! hahaha

oh and adorable KITTTTIES!!

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
7 years ago

:-))))))))
I have to admit, the cats are pretty <3

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
7 years ago

Next step : only liking Great Pyrenees.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

Why isn’t there an april’s men day though.

authorialAlchemy
authorialAlchemy
7 years ago

I asked an anarchist why thier mascot is a black cat.

They said, “Have you ever owned a cat?”

Cats don’t care about heirarchies and have no concept of property. Everyone thinks they are assholes but they are actually super cuddly. They aren’t afraid to smash some glass (cups) in protest. Cats govern themselves and do what they want but will help others too.

I thought that over and went, “lol yeah.”

varalys the dark
7 years ago

Ah those kiity gifs were much needed. I spilled boiling oatmeal all over the fingers of my right hand while writing a blog post a couple of hours ago, and now can only use my left hand (not my dominant one) and my right thumb to type. It’s slow going.

Elizabeth Regina
Elizabeth Regina
7 years ago

Superhot oatmeal!

I feel your pain.

Internet hugs, if needed.

AJ from GA
AJ from GA
7 years ago

Bamboozled again!

In all seriousness, though, today has been kind of a bummer for good AF goofs. I usually rather enjoy them.

varalys the dark
7 years ago

@Elizabeth Regina: Thanks, hugs gratefully received! It was instant oatmeal, the type you mix with boiling water so it was not only very hot, it stuck to my fingers still burning away as I fumbled with the cold tap.

As for cats, my own furrinati member is trying to insinuate his way onto the laptop. I can’t bear to think how much fur is inside it now.

RosieLa
RosieLa
7 years ago

But… but…. what about baby sloths!

CleverForAGirl
CleverForAGirl
7 years ago

Meatball says, “oh hell naw!”

http://i.imgur.com/55tTJf3.jpg

While Lulu wonders, “where are the kitties?”

http://i.imgur.com/InVtXN6.jpg

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/95/ca/f2/95caf2228143e0736aaa91fc4b71de46.jpg

I move that this become a baby-giraffe-appreciation blog. Do I have a second?

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
7 years ago

@EJ seconded!

In other April Fool’s news, George Takai announced that bid to run for 2018 was a AF joke. I still haven’t forgiven him for that. 😛

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/848269510121541632

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

I would vote for George Takai for Congress.

And I would move to California to do so.

Jules
Jules
7 years ago

Me too.

LindsayIrene
7 years ago

We’re doing cute? Okay. Here’s adorable Cthulhu.

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Makroth - Agent of the Great Degeneracy
Makroth - Agent of the Great Degeneracy
7 years ago
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago
Guest
Guest
7 years ago

Best recent April Fool:

https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/news/moving-the-avebury-stones-for-british-summer-time#

Worthy successor to the BBC spaghetti trees.

JoeB
JoeB
7 years ago

Only good one I’ve seen today
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