We’ve been treated, over the years, to endless misogynist manifestos declaring that nerdy hobbies like comic books and video games should be kept free from pesky females, for all sorts of ridiculous reasons that usually come back to some allegedly innate characteristics of males and females that show that only men can appreciate said hobbies and that all of the women who claim to like them are only pretending, because really what they want is endless attention from nerdy dudes.
I recently ran across one of these manifestos in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit. While it was full of the same tired old BIOTRUTHS as most “male space” manifestos — only dudes “are wired to be adept at tasks with inanimate objects,” only dudes have the necessary “diligence” to be true fans — this manifesto offered another powerful(ly dumb) anti-nerd-girl argument I don’t think I’ve encountered before: Nerd girls should be kept out of male hobbies because they’re a bunch of icky uggoes, “sub-4 at best.”
Let’s let the somewhat ironically named NuclearTruthBomb explain this particular “truth.”
The simple fact of the matter is that most women are not, and never will be, into the activities of low-status, but intelligent males. Yes, a few exist. My sister loves drawing, animation, and even video games. But she’s also on the upper end of the autism spectrum, and pretty unattractive.
Dude, really? She’s your SISTER.
Women have status simply by existing. There is only a very small number of girls who are so hideous, no man will show interest in them.
Empathy, not a big thing amongst MGTOWs.
Being a nerd if often considered a sign of low status. Trust me, none of us got laid for being on the chess team. Because women are so concerned about appearences, they will refuse to associate with nerds by default.
So that means, natch, that the only “females” who want to have anything to do with male nerds will be the ugly uggoes.
Male nerds tend to range from perfectly average to the bottom of the barrel. Female nerds however, are sub-4 at best, genetically cursed at worst. They were rejected by the popular girls a long time ago, and will wear a shirt that screams YAOI FAN for a modicum of attention.
These discrepancies cause female geeks to be not only low in number, but of poor quality in general.
And now a cameo appearance by Chad Thundercock, or at least his brothers Brad, Joe, and Darren Thundercock, as well as their cousin Bill BigDick and his friend Tyrone.
Ironically, while women will forever flock to the sports stadium of Brads and Joes, nerds will spell the future for the human race. The guy who gets shoved in the mud by Bill BigDick this decade will be inventing the technology of the next one. The quirky glasses wearing freak will create that game Darren plays after Daisy gives him a rimjob. And all those countless code monkeys will be responsible for the social media websites she meets Tyrone on.
To do list:
- Shove nerd in mud
- Rimjob w/ Daisy
- Vidya Games
Only when these nerdy dudes get super rich will the hotties have any interest in them.
Once she realizes that these men are making bank, she’ll try to swing branches. And many simpanzees will takeher anyways. Us on the other hand, can enjoy our own specific tastes without worrying “Buh-buh-buh, what would Sally think of this!?”
MGTOWs have turned “stewing in your own bitterness about women possibly giving other dudes rimjobs” into America’s fastest-growing hobby. This is a male space no one should want to invade.
That’s good! I googled the title of the song and it shares the name with an old French comedy. And also a couple of songs. Is that a popular movie?
I have to suddenly get more into dancehall. Excuse me.
Also I suddenly want to replay GTA IV.
@Jack
It’s a classic from a certain golden age of French cinema. The audio at the beginning of the song (and pretty much on every other song on that album) is from it.
There’s a certain school of Francophone rap, mainly bands like La Rumeur, that draws a lot from that golden age. Incidentally, La Gale has stated she was heavily influenced by that band, and she actually worked with them on a three-episodes TV series called De L’Encre, in which she plays the role of a rapper who has to make ends meet by ghostwriting. Hamé and Ekoué from La Rumeur directed the thing and again, drew a lot from that golden age while creating a pretty nice contrast using the modern setting and subject. It’s pretty freaking awesome.
As an aside, Hamé and Ekoué have been the target of a moral panic lawsuit by former president Sarkozy. (They won that suit after 8 years and 3 courts, schooling him all the way through. It was fucking glorious.)
I need to stop teal deering all over.
@John
Hey dude you can teal deer about music all you want. It’s cool and teaching and stuff.
Also have some Dooz Kawa.
It’s like, the opposite of horrorcore. But still pretty cool.
Also ZEP. This one goes intersectional all over this country’s ass. This band has another dude who got sued, and won, along with a goddamn sociologist he’d worked on a book with. The case was on “anti-white racism”. For fuck’s sake, reactionnaries, suing a sociologist or a rapper in this country is already like shooting yourself in the foot with a very large shotgun. What good did you think would come out of suing both at once ?
So yeah, French rap’s got some pretty awesome shit.
@Handsome Jack
Hmmm….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s64aSHOk3bg
(Not arguing with the whiteness of the genre in general, just making a recommendation)
Wait…you saying they wrote a book about the French school system and they got sued for “anti-white racism” by some assholes?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hm.gif
You’re telling me.
Eyyyyy! Nice. I’ll have to look into her more.
@boink
I’m sorry your feelings were hurt.
The interwebz can be a rough & tumble place, rife with misunderstandings.
I hope you’ll keep posting here.
Okay, this is pretty funny — mostly. The last photo, the one of two cops about to hit a young man, got to me.
But the music is pretty tasty!
Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi ad criticized for co-opting protest movements for profit
The commercial, in which the reality TV star uses a sugary beverage to soothe tension between protesters and police, is going viral for all the wrong reasons
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2017/apr/04/kendall-jenner-pepsi-ad-protest-black-lives-matter
Was that Pepsi ad made by Don Draper?
Hahaha @Kat, that ad is AMAZINGLY tone-deaf. I can’t help but think of how many hands that concept went through without anybody saying, “Uh, friends? This is a really bad idea.”
@Viscaria
I know, right?
Alternatively, maybe lots of people spoke up and the people in charge were all, Nah, we commissioned this kickass music, and we’re not gonna waste it.
Ah, it is always most amusing to see your foes squabble amongst themselves, due in part to your own actions, when you didn’t plan for it to happen to begin with in the first place. “Revolutions always eat their own children.”
What a happy accident, like when you “invest” in the stock market or in a fledgling business out of charity (you really don’t expect a ROI but calling it a donation would be condescendingly patronizing) and they unexpectedly earn enough to give you a decent profit in dividends.
Btw, your other discussions have been rather informative as well, and I would even consider thanking you all for it, but upon reflection, since I am the one who started the extension of the life of this already-dead topic, I suppose I should save the gratitude for yours truly, my work was its own reward and my work here is done for now ?
@humbug
http://i.imgur.com/qWJfiPc.jpg
HEY HUMBUG:
About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone — that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances.
Fact: Women are more multi-orgasmic than men because they don’t have to go through as long a refractory period as men. And when they do orgasm they remain on a plateau stage, which means they stay aroused even after an orgasm. Once a woman experiences an orgasm, she is likely to be able to achieve another
Or are you just gonna run away now that you’re a proven shithead?
@LindsayIrene
Yes, he is. If he engaged with meaningful criticism, he’d have to personally admit he’s a shithead instead of literally everyone knowing he’s a shithead.
My original contention — if you bothered to pay attention, but which you obviously did not — was that human females either never experienced orgasm OR if they did, not as much as human males. All the data you presented actually supports my assertion. ?
So what’s all your righteous indignation for then, eh??
And why are you so obsessed with the phenomenon of human female orgasm in the first place, when you are not even one anyway? ?
Are you afraid that all the females who you ever had sex with in your life were actually just faking their orgasms when they had sex with you, but were assuring you otherwise to protect your feelings? Or are you overcome with white knight sympathy for their sexual frustration??
And you know, shit can be a most excellent fertilizer for plants, such as flowers ?
Nope. You said they didn’t experience orgasm.
Why? Do you assert women don’t have orgasm, or as you suddenly decide to add don’t orgasm as often, to protect your own feelings? Because I’m pretty sure denying something exists when the people it affects says it does is pretty telling that you’ve probably never actually experienced giving anyone an orgams before. At least no one that doesn’t get off by through pressing X repeatedly.
Instant retraction, I thought I was replying to a male poster, but it was actually a female — albeit feminist — poster, and it was too late to edit my reply. So, I understand why are you obsessed with the phenomenon of your own orgasms. ?
Well, congratulations and good for you madam that blessed and gifted among your sisters with such a capability ?
There was another troll a couple of years ago who spammed smilies seemingly picked at random whenever he lost the argument, but I’m drawing a blank.
@SFHC
Ooh, I remember this! Hold on… was it every troll ever? :p
First, see page 4 of this thread for my original comment. I retcon nothing ! ?
Second, I only discovered the smileys menu in the keypad when I tried searching for the enter key yesterday (doesn’t exist, you have to double-tap return twice,goddamn non-intuitive Apple), so blame yourselves for that ?
If you can post your oh-so amusing pix (and I really appreciate the ones with sexy girls), then I can use smileys (and I don’t know how to post pix of my own here tsk tsk) ?
Bumhug, go hug your own bum. Go hum with the other bugs. Go mug a hub. Hub your own gum for a change. Bub, go hug your mum.
Humbag is still wanking on?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo1c8cAQ6N1qafrh6.gif
Oh, yes, only a few handful of women ever orgams, that’s why Doc Johnson makes around 330,000 dildoes a month alone. (As we all know, there isn’t any other producers of dildoes in the US.) The dildoes get worn out from disuse, you see, so women have to replace theirs ever so often, not that they buy just one at a time. Some like purchasing many different dildoes of interesting shapes and sizes to just let lie around and rot. Not to mention just letting batteries leak all over in their vibrators; that’s why Americans buy around 3 billion batteries annually, because woman just let batteries lose juice, unused in vibrators.
http://media.tumblr.com/cf2f539c1988e9c5487a186d72b7e33d/tumblr_inline_ms3pggZvAy1qz4rgp.gif
Sure makes you feel better knowing the facts, huh, champ? Knowing that women never orgams yet still strangely enough still buy sex toys. Odd creatures, those women.
Well, you said it, not me. Your words, not mine ?