We’ve been treated, over the years, to endless misogynist manifestos declaring that nerdy hobbies like comic books and video games should be kept free from pesky females, for all sorts of ridiculous reasons that usually come back to some allegedly innate characteristics of males and females that show that only men can appreciate said hobbies and that all of the women who claim to like them are only pretending, because really what they want is endless attention from nerdy dudes.
I recently ran across one of these manifestos in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit. While it was full of the same tired old BIOTRUTHS as most “male space” manifestos — only dudes “are wired to be adept at tasks with inanimate objects,” only dudes have the necessary “diligence” to be true fans — this manifesto offered another powerful(ly dumb) anti-nerd-girl argument I don’t think I’ve encountered before: Nerd girls should be kept out of male hobbies because they’re a bunch of icky uggoes, “sub-4 at best.”
Let’s let the somewhat ironically named NuclearTruthBomb explain this particular “truth.”
The simple fact of the matter is that most women are not, and never will be, into the activities of low-status, but intelligent males. Yes, a few exist. My sister loves drawing, animation, and even video games. But she’s also on the upper end of the autism spectrum, and pretty unattractive.
Dude, really? She’s your SISTER.
Women have status simply by existing. There is only a very small number of girls who are so hideous, no man will show interest in them.
Empathy, not a big thing amongst MGTOWs.
Being a nerd if often considered a sign of low status. Trust me, none of us got laid for being on the chess team. Because women are so concerned about appearences, they will refuse to associate with nerds by default.
So that means, natch, that the only “females” who want to have anything to do with male nerds will be the ugly uggoes.
Male nerds tend to range from perfectly average to the bottom of the barrel. Female nerds however, are sub-4 at best, genetically cursed at worst. They were rejected by the popular girls a long time ago, and will wear a shirt that screams YAOI FAN for a modicum of attention.
These discrepancies cause female geeks to be not only low in number, but of poor quality in general.
And now a cameo appearance by Chad Thundercock, or at least his brothers Brad, Joe, and Darren Thundercock, as well as their cousin Bill BigDick and his friend Tyrone.
Ironically, while women will forever flock to the sports stadium of Brads and Joes, nerds will spell the future for the human race. The guy who gets shoved in the mud by Bill BigDick this decade will be inventing the technology of the next one. The quirky glasses wearing freak will create that game Darren plays after Daisy gives him a rimjob. And all those countless code monkeys will be responsible for the social media websites she meets Tyrone on.
To do list:
- Shove nerd in mud
- Rimjob w/ Daisy
- Vidya Games
Only when these nerdy dudes get super rich will the hotties have any interest in them.
Once she realizes that these men are making bank, she’ll try to swing branches. And many simpanzees will takeher anyways. Us on the other hand, can enjoy our own specific tastes without worrying “Buh-buh-buh, what would Sally think of this!?”
MGTOWs have turned “stewing in your own bitterness about women possibly giving other dudes rimjobs” into America’s fastest-growing hobby. This is a male space no one should want to invade.
Ah, the Batman/Joker Great Boner War of ’51.
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@BoinkBoink
Is part of the problem a mistaken belief that the statements
“X is an legitimate art form”
and
“X can portray material I find problematic”
are mutually exclusive ?
Yes…it’s like how I don’t like caramel flavor in ice cream and coffee, and I hate how caramel candy sticks to my teeth, but that doesn’t mean I believe caramel isn’t a legitimate flavor, or that it’s an inferior flavor and shouldn’t be allowed to be mixed into anything for anyone, or that it should just be wiped from existence, or that caramel is a ((((Jewish)))) conspiracy to erode the teeth of the white man.
You can dislike or complain about something aesthetically as your opinion, you can pick out it’s problematic elements (homophobia, misogyny, violence, etc.) that you think shouldn’t be there…but that’s NOT censorship. Censorship is what the alt-right wants: complete control over the mediums of expression they disapprove of, from music to interracial relationships. All while they accuse femizanis of being the censorship vehicles.
It would almost be funny if it wasn’t so damaging.
I’m also pretty proud of myself…I wrote all that before I’ve even had coffee or wine.
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You’re welcome!
Hey, Humbug:
About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone — that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances.
Fact: Women are more multi-orgasmic than men because they don’t have to go through as long a refractory period as men. And when they do orgasm they remain on a plateau stage, which means they stay aroused even after an orgasm. Once a woman experiences an orgasm, she is likely to be able to achieve another
I am simply not surprised at all that Humbug doesn’t have a clue about women’s orgasms, being as he was simutaneously bragging about having the latest Iphone while blaming us because he’s too dumb to know how to use it.
ETA: BoinkBoink, thank you for the TH gif. PeeVee approved.
Humbug’s decided to ignore anything related to his little alternative medical fact. Humbug, why do you ignore actual medical facts when you’re provided with them ?
Could it be that you don’t actually care about facts and just wanted bullshit proof for the bullshit speculation you’ve been making regarding a bullshit point ?
Could that denial of anything that contradicts your bullshit be the exact same thing you’ve been doing here for the last 2-3 days ?
In other words, you’re getting boring, troll.
Bit late, but about the “women can’t orgasm” thing… Years ago there was a troll on here (Arks?) who very confidently told us all that he had never seen a woman enjoy sex, so obviously all the women reporting positive experiences were wrong.
He did not seem to realise how much more that told us about him than about women.
@Tahia,
Oh, Arks was truly a gifted wordsmith.
He is the one who gave WHTM such works of art as “slobbering crotch maws” and “hot buttered manatees.”
“Hot buttered manatees” sounds like a recipe that neural network would create. Goes well with Beef style salmon chicken bottoms.
Wasn’t there also something about a gleaming horse of opulent arian intellect? 🙂
@Tahia
This is a gleaming horse. I couldn’t find any “opulent aryan intellect” tho.
Well thanks y’all, now my bowl of soup just seems super boring and unsatisfying. *spoons it mournfully*
@John
That *is* a gleaming horse. 🙂
Wouldn’t know what the other thing looks like, so your guess is at least as good as mine.
@Tahia
I don’t think Arianism is really a thing anymore. The various inquisitions stomped that particular branch of christian theology awfully hard.
@Boink
The claim that rap is notably more misogynistic than other popular* musical genres is based in racism.
*and for that matter less popular; folk music’s full of rapey shite.
@Dalillama
Wasn’t me talking about that shit! Just walking down memory lane to old trolls.
I wasn’t declaring rap the Most Misogynistic of Them All, I was pointing out that Humbug’s assertion that we only support art if it’s matriarchal and anti-hetero and steeped in feminazi propaganda is ridiculous and ill-timed, because on another article we’re defending rap as legit music from a white supremacist.
So I’m not sure why you’re trying to prove I’m racist for noting that the rap genre has rampant misogyny in the context of the conversation? Thanks for playing though I guess?
@Dalillama
Considering the article covers pretty much just gangsta rap, I wonder how they’d feel about horrorcore? Whole genre filled with people pretending to be serial killers. Every song is like the rap from Scary Movie. The most well known name in horrorcore, I think, is the Insane Clown Posse. I haven’t heard anything about them being controversial since…the 90s I think.
People don’t even find Marilyn Manson that controversial anymore, but mainstream rap is always controversial.
While this is true, Boink didn’t say that it’s more misogynistic, only that it is misogynistic. Which is also true.
@Boink
Hey, it was just a misinterpretation, no need to be rude about it.
Hey, the troll started putting paragraph breaks in! I can read his stuff now!
Huh. It’s… It’s not an improvement.
*Misunderstanding, that’s the word I was looking for. I can’t brain before coffee.
Can we resolve misunderstandings among ourselves in a friendlier manner and keep the sarcasm and gifs for trolly if and when he comes back ?
Dali simply pointed something out, and perhaps it didn’t actually require pointing out. But what goes without saying goes better when you do say it, and it’s not like Boink’s phrasing was exactly unambiguous.
Would be cool if we all refrained from jumping at each other’s throat like tigers on cocaine. That’s what trolls are for.
@Jack
What if I told you there’s a French feminist dude who does horrorcore.
@Jack
I kinda liked Ganksta N-I-P. 🙂
That was ONE tiger, ONE time! As if you’ve never done cocaine and bit someone in the neck, hypocrite! 😉
French horrorcore you say?