Found in Reddit’s r/Incels. I don’t even have a joke here. Please, dude, get therapy — for your sake, and for the sake of any “human females” in your immediate vicinity.
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@Ooglyboggles
I could buy that if they actually a sekrit clubhouse. They have no reason to think the people they’re threatening are NOT keeping tabs on them. The only conclusion I can draw is that their general and intentional choice to lie to themselves about…themselves and also about women has infected their entire reasoning process to the point where they are fundamentally incapable of logic.
It’s something they could address, and probably fix, but why would they do that? That’d be a genuine first step to changing their situation, and that would mean admitting they were wrong.
Ugh. I can’t. I just can’t with this. How do you handle someone who has all of the pieces of the puzzle, as well as plenty of time and clues to put it together, but keeps insisting that the obviously unfinished unevenly edged claptrap he’s presenting is the completed puzzle, that the 500 pieces still in the box are a trick I’ve personally done to deceive him, without smacking him upside of the head?
On a (semi) lighter note, a particular someone in my life has ‘volunteered’ me to represent her and her friends in a case they’re bringing about an abused horse (that they rescued but was subsequently killed). She’s just informed me of this fact by giving me the case papers. But what did they call this horse they rescued?
Brad Pitt
In all fairness, from the pics, he was a good looking chap. As Incels are always harping on about how women only want Brad though it did make me laugh.
Anyway I’m also using this to plug their fundraising page.
https://www.youcaring.com/bradpittsfamily-776623
Don’t worry, you won’t be funding me, it’s just for other costs. I’ve agreed to work pro bono apparently.
So the OP says he just needs a woman to appreciate him. He soon gets exactly what he says he wants. Does he thank the woman, or at least display a modicum of human decency? No, his inner horribleness asserts itself and he drives her away. No wonder these guys have such a relentlessly ugly worldview–someone effectively hands them happiness on a silver platter, and they can’t accept it because all they really like to do is whine.
@ personalpest
I’m reminded of a line from an old song:
OT because this thread just makes me sad
GOP is promising a vote on revised AHCA tomorrow. Between far-right Rs they haven’t been able to win over and moderate Rs fleeing the sinking ship likely don’t have the votes. Trump is ready to flip his shit on the Rs who vote no. Even if they squeeze it through the House it’s never had good odds in the Senate. Plus shady russia links just keep drip drip dripping out of the Trump admin.
At this point I’m just hoping for the bandaid to be ripped off, the Trump admin is a mess, there’s no waiting 4 or even 2 years. Independent investigation of Trump and Co then impeachment.
@JoeB
That is some good news. Also this tidbit here is really making me believe we’re in a Twilight Zone episode.
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/23/us/politics/trump-health-care-bill-regrets.html?referer=
Is this a human, or an ambulatory 6′ pitcher plant?
I TOO WISH MY PLEASING AROMA ATTRACTED HUMAN FEMALES INTO MY BODY. I WILL ACCEPT HUMAN MALES AS WELL. WHY DO HUMANS NOT ACCEPT MY OFFER OF NECTAR AND DEATH?
I was one of those. I spent sometime reading that sub and if you do that, you’ll notice it’s really dark. They call Elliott Rodgers a saint, they say horrible things about theirselves and each other, and if some incel says anything positive or hopeful he is shut down or even blocked. It’s not a sub to even come to terms with loneliness, or find life objects other than getting laid, and talk about genocide, suicide, rape and murder sprees like it’s nothing. It’s like… It’s like they are all drowning in a shallow lake. And when an outsider offers them a hand to take them out, they bite it. When one of them notices what is happening and says “guys! I figured it out! If we just calm down, we can reach the bottom with our feet and just walk away!”, they pile over him and attempt to drown him again. It’s really a scary community.
Weirdest thing is they are so young (often younger than 20!) and in most pics of them I saw they look from average to really attractive (though not muscular)! I created my reddit account pretty much just to go there and explain to them that sex is not everything in life, that they look OK, that it’s perfectly average to be virgin at that age, that when I was a teen I was bullied too and understand how it is to feel lonely, hopeless and ugly, , but don’t worry, kids/young adults are incredibly cruel, but this phase is over very quickly, also your mind and body will still change a lot. So instead of rolling and rolling on negativity and finding reasons to be miserable and feel hateful and helpless, be more positive, productive, independent, seek professional help, and love will come naturally, you know.
You wouldn’t believe the horrible shit I heard, just because I am a woman and said all that.
It’s basically like this: They will take any woman, any, as long as she isnt fat, taller than him, non virgin, nor white nor Asian, a feminist, a prostitute, neuro atypical, etc, etc, etc.
So now I am blocked from that sub. I knew this would happen, but Jesus, it was much worse than I thought. Even though, it was worth it, because it did look like I planted a tiny seed of, well, light in the brain of a few of them. That sub is so freaking toxic, please don’t go there often nor try to help, it messes up with you.
Ps: I forgot to mention, but when I said in my post I found them pretty average/attractive, even Elliott Rodgers, they questioned whether I was white or Asian because because otherwise my opinion on their appearance is not relevant. I kid you not. I really wonder why they can’t get laid.
They have some pretty specific specifications for a person they’d consider the opinion of, I can only imagine how much paper they would require for the terms, appearance, and conditions documentation on someone they would become voluntarily non-celibate with.
And they wonder…”Hey, why do people run away from me!?”
Well guys, it could be the ‘negative connotations’ of that rope you’re dragging around with you.
Appreciated… for what? I appreciate my friends for their thoughtfulness. I appreciate my roommates for their support and the efforts they put in to our shared living space. I appreciate my fiancé for a crap ton of things. What am I supposed to appreciate you for? Existing, maybe? By existing, do you feel you are somehow doing a favour for womankind? You’re not.
“Appreciate” here is, I’m fairly certain, code for “offer sex to.”
Sorry to be going back to this awfulness, but I think I got it. They seem to imagine labia as a sort of stretched flap – maybe like a valve or diaphragm – and they imagine a penis forcibly pushing through it into the vagina. That would explain why they think a lot of sex would damage this flap, make it looser etc.
That would also be why I need some brain bleach right now. Ughhh. That was painful to even think about, let alone write. How can any person actually think like that? Ugggghhh
@Nentuaby – Yeah, that sounds about right. Would explain why the immediate response to someone who said she appreciates him was a request for nudes. And anger when she wouldn’t send any.
That was a really kind impulse from you, Chiomara. It sucks that they’re trying to prevent one another from benefitting from it.
I think most of these guys don’t believe 99 percent of the comments on this subreddit. This is hate-and-fear porn, which they write to amuse each other.
It would be more accurate if every guy just posted HATEHATEHATEFEARFEARFEAROHGODI’MSO SOSCARED. But that would be even more boring than their current comments — and way too honest. So they talk trash:
I hate women with short hair. Worst bitches ever.
Dude, I hate women with cellulite. Those cunts are even worse. I throw those slutty sluts out of my bed.
Women who say please and thank you piss. me. off. Every spare moment I get, I plot slow, painful deaths for them. Die, die, die!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s all a hate-wankfest, a way to say, We’re really scary guys! You can tell ’cause we say terrible, awful things! Fear us!
It’s also a way to simultaneously say, We’re so lonely and desperate. Please, please, please take pity on us! Then take off your panties.
And yeah, some percentage of them are very, very dangerous.
Wait? Women who say please and thank you?
@LatteCat
This was my first thought as well. It’s nothing new, but the weird Manosphere jargon and odd uses of language these guys use always jump out at me. “Roastie” says a lot about them as well (that they generally don’t know how vaginas work).
@CleverForAGirl
Not a quote.
But really not far off at all.
It makes just as much sense as any of their real rants.
Can’t you just imagine it?
I hate women who act polite. If they were really polite, they’d jump my bones. Hypocritical whores!
Like that. But misspelled.
let’s be charitable, maybe by rope he was simply referring to the ol’ saying of “tie the knot” in marriage. fingers crossed.
@ leftwingfox
#notalltriffids
re: roastie, and the logic behind that term
You know how we’re all more or less put off by the human body? A great deal of maturity and self acceptance goes into liking your own body and potential partners’ bodies the way they are. (Many people are able to take it all for granted, which is nice as it’s a sign of/enables psychological wellbeing.) It’s often worst when you’re young and still pretty inexperienced. There can be a really nasty dilemma to resolve between your raging desire and being grossed out by bodily imperfections.
A LOT of young people go to the easiest (and worst) solution by desiring only the most perfect bodies. It doesn’t help that our culture overemphasises beauty and youth as much as it does, making it a matter of status and pride.
Genitals can be particularly difficult to deal with, especially for straight people. They’re taboo, and a sexually inexperienced person has (in most cases) rarely come close to them. They’re one of the grossest parts of the human body, but also one of the focal points of your desire.
Now then. We have a group of men who are
– extremely young
– sexually inexperienced
– horny
– extremely immature, lack any ability to handle their emotions constructively
– hate themselves
– crave acceptance and don’t know how to get it, so fear other people
– crave acceptance and don’t know how to get it, so become obsessed with social status
Of course they’re going to be thoroughly creeped out by vulvas, and that fear is going to combine with at least 30 other related fears. Of course they’re not going to admit to any of their conflicting emotions and come up with constructive ways to handle them. That would be doubly embarrassing in their value system, and since they don’t have the courage to go for what they want anyway, they don’t see any gain in thinking about it maturely. Much nicer to come up with a lie that justifies and normalises their desire for unattainable perfection, puts the responsibility on women to be perfect, and involves all their favourite ideas about how women ought to be controlled and pure.
I was there when they came up with the term, and back then at least, nobody really believed that thing about penetration turning pure, virginal innies into roasties. It was just something they said to shame women for sexual activity and physical imperfection, in a futile attempt to feel a tiny bit more powerful.
@Alan
I don’t know what kind of alternative universe I see in that comic — but it’s pretty funny.
Also, good on you for representing the interests of the horse. I’m sad that the horse didn’t survive. But maybe some sort of justice will be done.
@LindsayIrene
Well, an optimistic view is that it is a rather less destructive group than the rest of the incel world; some of them are taking some steps to rectify what they feel is making them unattractive, and asking their peers to say nice things about them and their progress.
If nothing else, changing their diet and getting more exercise isn’t a bad way to improve their state of mind; if they come out of it feeling healthier and happier and more self confident, that’s good, right?
It is unfortunate that they feel that this is the only barrier between them and a mob of rampant feeeemales wanting the sexy times, but maybe it is a teeny step in the right direction.
@dust bunny
Makes a lot of sense.
A boyfriend from long ago told me how he was surprised and kind of grossed out when he first touched a woman’s genitals and found out that they were wet. But he was mature enough and had enough respect for himself and others to GTF over it.
As for myself, I was pretty surprised to find out that men’s genitals aren’t like the genitals on statues (i.e., cold, white, and hard as a rock). It’s ridiculous but true.
Huh, my last edit apparently didn’t make it to the server before the edit window timed out. Anyone else finding WHTM a bit laggy today?
Anyway: all that stuff is on reddit, and so it will inevitably end up with a bunch of assholes being assholes, boosting the good old fashioned damaging ideas of what a male body should look like. But its ok because eating disorders and desparately hoping for external validation are for feeeemales, not manly manz, right?