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Lonely incel wants “human female” to appreciate him. And all human females killed.

Oh, r/Incels, must you be so incelish?

Found in Reddit’s r/Incels. I don’t even have a joke here. Please, dude, get therapy — for your sake, and for the sake of any “human females” in your immediate vicinity.

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m not quite sure why I have trouble appreciating men who want me to be hung. It must be my illogical ladybrain.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

Words, what do they mean?

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
4 years ago

Scrollin’ on and then I see
A cry of “Chicks be ignorin’ me!”
Well, your malady has a remedy
Don’t fap over the image of ’em hangin’ from a tree

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
4 years ago

I’m rewatching inglorious bastards as I read this. Every time they talk about Nazi scalps I pretend they’re saying “incels ” instead

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

Turns out ‘appreciate me or you should be lynched’ isn’t a winning game plan for getting people to like you. I know, bowled me over too

@WWTH

I have trouble appreciating men who want me to be hung

Hanged
Pedantboy, awayyy! 😉

RosieLa
RosieLa
4 years ago

🙁 🙁 🙁 nonono

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

Dude, please do “settle for” a man. At least you don’t think they “deserve the rope”, so that’s a lot healthier. Good on you for coming to terms with your sexuality in such an environment though, that can’t be easy.

Or, y’know, just stop being an incel.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

So I went and read the thread. I don’t recommend it. Does anyone know what the term “roastie” is supposed to mean? All of my guesses are too disturbing for me to want to google it.

Ktoryx
Ktoryx
4 years ago

i wasted so much time clicking around incel pages in incredulous, horrified fascination. They are baffling human beings, but like a trainwreck it’s so hard to look away.

CleverForAGirl
CleverForAGirl
4 years ago

A roastie is a sexually experienced woman. Some bs about dicks tearing up labia so it looks like roast beef. Pls. Do. Not. Google.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

A roastie is a sexually experienced woman.

Thank you! That’s not as gruesome as I had anticipated!

Anyway, let’s just say that our lonely lil incel OP is lonely for reasons.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
4 years ago

@CleverForAGirl

Some bs about dicks tearing up labia so it looks like roast beef.

Which can deal quite a blow to people who naturally have a large labia (which may very well resemble roast beef) and believe that it’s unnatural; or worse, if they wind up attempting to have intercourse with someone who believes that rumor.

Speaking as a virgin who’s had such labia as far as she can remember. (But thankfully wasn’t too inundated with such ideas, especially from her peers.)

Also, roast beef is fucking delicious.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Dicks tear up labia? I don’t think that’s how it works. Unless I’ve done PIV sex very, very wrong!

It was bad enough when they thought penises destroy the vaginal opening making it lose elasticity. Now they think they somehow pulverize labia?

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MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
4 years ago

Please, on behalf the LGBT community, don’t settle for a man. Gay and bi men don’t want to put up with your shit either.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Okay. I actually kind of do recommend reading the whole thread. The OP’s behavior towards a female poster who tries to say something nice to him so perfectly encapsulates the entitlement of incels and so clearly illustrates why nobody should sympathize with anyone who chooses that label.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
4 years ago

Some kindly person assured ijustwantsomefriendz that she appreciated him.

He immediately requested pictures.

Yeah, I’m sure his problem is that women are evil wicked mean ‘n’ nasty, and not that he would come in second to a slime mold in a personality contest.

I saw the ‘roastie’ term, and a couple of references to Chad. Man, they seem to think about him a LOT.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

And I think that part of the thread was deleted. Or maybe I’m just bad at reddit. The summary is that a woman said “I appreciate you.” The OP demanded nudes. She declined. He and another incel started calling her a slut and a bitch.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

@MexicanHotChocolate

What about other misogynist gay men though ? Two birds with one stone.

The jewish feminazi social engineering team of the NWO needs to pair that guy up with Milo. Then they’ll be too busy hating each other to spread their toxicity any further.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
4 years ago

New poster, long time shy / quiet reader – Hi everyone 😀 !

On the topic at hand, has it EVER occurred to these guys that women do not want to be killed and stay away from people who say that they want to hurt them?

Kinda logical to stay away from things that are suspected of being violent or can inflict violence, huh.. But I guess my illogical weak female brain has it all wrong!

But seriously… the incel subreddit is something I never want to visit again. Correction: all manosphere-type subreddits..

LindsayIrene
LindsayIrene
4 years ago

If PIV sex tore up labia, pornos would be bloodbaths. Incels are so unbelievably bad at logic.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

OMG. They have a bot set up to post a screed on how the word “entitled” is meaningless every time someone calls them entitled.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/611d5f/same_woman_that_sent_that_guy_boob_pics_refuses/

And they sure are mad that women aren’t required to send a boob pic to every man who asks for one.

Although beware of a death threat in there if you’re going to read through that thread.

This is the comment that warranted the death in the eyes of the incels BTW

How is this any different from how most of you guys act? People here constantly judge women for being overweight.
No one is required to be attracted to ever single person,

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

Oh look, another asshole who hates women and wants them to love him.

Creativity: It’s not the strong suit of incels.

Whining: That’s it, that’s their strong suit. But they have many strong suits, including self-pity, viciousness, and a lack of curiosity.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

It’s almost axiom in incel circles that women like assholes. And yet they can’t get laid no matter how hard and how violently they hate women. It’s almost like maybe that axiom isn’t actually true?

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
4 years ago

Ninja’d by WWTH!

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

I cannot find love.
I don’t know why they all flee.
Ropes aren’t that scary.

@CleverForAGirl
That’s not how human dicks work. That’s now how human dicks work at all. Is he confusing human dicks for cat dicks?

ChynnaBlue
ChynnaBlue
4 years ago

Wow, he’s super scary. He’s also got a post titled “All my sexual fantasies involve giving pleasure to women” and says “And it makes me sick, I want females to suffer, not be pleasures (sic) by me.”

It freaks me out and infuriates me that Reddit is okay with these guys.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

@wwth

I notice a bunch of those “normies” all over the subreddit. Looks like people with some sense actually try and talk to those assholes. Dunno whether it’s some “make ’em see the light” thing or they’re just trolling, but either way I gotta admire their endurance. I mean, like the rest of the fever swamps, I can read that shit without dying too much inside, but participating ? Dayum.

I like how the bot’s response comes so close, but then completely dismisses the fact that they’re actually acting entitled by their hating women for not giving them what they “deserve”. Which… incidentally also has a lot to do with why they aren’t getting any.

It’s the death spiral of any and all self-awareness, in bot form.

dlouwe
dlouwe
4 years ago

@PoM

“It can be shown that at least one woman likes assholes. It stands to reason that if I was an asshole, at least one woman would like me. However, since no woman has ever liked me, I must not be an asshole, and all women must then like assholes. QED”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m falling down the incel rabbit right now. Sorry if I’m spamming. I’ll stop if people want me to.

Another gem from ijustwantsomefriendz

“females” and “depression” should only be used in the sentences “females cannot have depression” and “females like to laugh at incels with depression”

I’m really shocked that he has trouble making friends or finding a partner.

Of course, IIRC women actually suffer from depression at a higher rate than men do.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

Another delightful quote, out of context but I doubt the context improves it:

Every single person in that link deserves to die, why are they treated so well and I’m treated like shit?

I don’t know, buddy. Why is a person who wishes death on strangers treated with less than sterling respect?

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

Well, I appreciate him.

I appreciate his warning that he should be given a wide berth around if I ever encountered him on the street, the whiny little brat. I imagine the hostility wafting off of him like waves of stink in a cartoon.

Latte Cat
Latte Cat
4 years ago

FEEEEEEEEMALES

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

@Latte Cat

FEEEEEEEEMALES: Who can understand why they don’t like their lives threatened?

It’s a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MYSTERY to incels.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

Welcome, Haise!

On the topic at hand, has it EVER occurred to these guys that women do not want to be killed and stay away from people who say that they want to hurt them?

Short answer, not generally. They don’t seem to view women as human beings with inner lives and thoughts and stuff, but as objects.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

So there’s a sister subreddit with naked incel pics, called IncelsGoneWild. There’s a post about WHTM.

Look, I dunno whether it all makes sense or not. World’s been pretty weird lately.

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
4 years ago

@WWTH

It was bad enough when they thought penises destroy the vaginal opening making it lose elasticity. Now they think they somehow pulverize labia?

Don’t you know? Penises are so awesome, they can do ANYTHING! Even make complete wastes of skin superior beings!

…sorry no

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

@dlouwe

“It can be shown that at least one woman likes assholes. It stands to reason that if I was an asshole, at least one woman would like me. However, since no woman has ever liked me, I must not be an asshole, and all women must then like assholes. QED”

Your analysis of incel reasoning is spot-on.

And here’s one thing (out of, I dunno, a zillion) that incels seem to miss.

It’s true that sometimes a woman is attracted to an asshole. What kind of asshole? Good-looking. Suave. Clever lines.

Incels, does that sound like you??????>>>???????

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

There’s a post about WHTM.

Where the OP worries about being doxxed. What? The whole time this blog has existed, both David and the regular commenters have strongly opposed doxxing. Where did that even come from?

Oh, right. Projection again.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

Welcome to We Hunted The Mammoth Haise!

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

That IncelsGoneWild subreddit is puzzling. Who is it aimed at? Why are they posting boner pics?

It also lays waste to their ‘shallow women won’t touch my ugly body’ whining, since those aren’t ugly bodies. The ugly is all in their heads (that can be taken two ways, and both apply).

Kat
Kat
4 years ago

@Sinkable John
Hey, I clicked through. I guess he’s supposed to be sitting on the toilet?

I also clicked through to his other photos. There was one photo that was clearly part of a naked human body. I’m human. I have a body. I’ve seen the naked bodies of a few men. But I couldn’t identify what that part was. Luckily, he’s got a caption: My hairy asshole.

I saw part of his face in some of the photos, enough to see the smirk.

Dude, all of us have bodies. Yours isn’t outstanding in any way. And your consciousness could use an upgrade. There are a few reasons (cough, cough) why you’re posting your naked body parts on Reddit rather than getting it on with your crush object.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Okay, this Ijustwantsomefriendz guy is legit scary. He created another thread with the title “If this 10/10 can’t get a girlfriend, what chance do I as a 1/10 have?”

Click through and it’s a big pic of Elliot Rodger.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g246/sey115/Photobucket%20Desktop%20-%20Sage%20Youngs%20MacBook/Funny%20and%20Random/fozzieheadinhand_zps8bf75725.gif

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

I can’t can’t anymore and all the evens are spent. Forever.

After I get some sleep I’m just gonna binge on video games where things make more sense than the real world right now.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

@John
*clicks link*

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ WWTH

Okay, this Ijustwantsomefriendz guy is legit scary

Unfortunately he’s far from being an outlier in that particular circle.

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
4 years ago

I appreciate him! I appreciate his screenname. It lets me know to add violence to my table of options if he gets too close to me.

I also appreciate incels identifying as incels! They shouldn’t ever stop until they aren’t incels anymore! It lets me know the standard of behavior I should expect from them.

Honestly, most existential threats don’t blatantly advertise their presence like this. I wish more did.

….

What the hell is with these people? How is it they don’t seem to grasp that advertising how much you’d like to hurt someone usually causes that person to take steps to prevent them from doing that?

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
4 years ago

Years ago, I read a criticism of this sort of mentality. The summation was “You believe that your desire for a conventionally attractive feeemale is biologically determined, and therefore justified, while a woman’s desire for a conventionally successful male is biologically determined, and therefore inexcusable.”

I sometimes wonder how frustrating it would be to be sexually attracted to people who you fear and hate. Even worse when you subscribe to a belief system that tells you that they are responsible for your emotional state.

Full disclosure – when I was at university, I had psychological issues around being gay and attracted to the men I was attracted to. Several years of counseling later, I was much better adjusted. It’s amazing what a difference taking responsibility for your own beliefs and actions can make.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

@IgnoreSandra
You see because they’re in their secret club no FEEEEMMMALLLLLESSSSS would ever catch work of their badthoughts.

Terrabeau
Terrabeau
4 years ago

It’s times like these that I like to sit back and reflect on the normalized bizzarity that has led an assorted bunch of misogynistic losers to unironically claim they’re “involuntarily” celibate. C’mon guys, at a certain you have to admit to yourselves that there’s literally nothing holding you back.

It’s just you.

Dormousing_it (formerly RoscoeTCat)
Dormousing_it (formerly RoscoeTCat)
4 years ago

“Roastie” is a sexually experienced woman? I wonder where that came from??

No, don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.

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