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Lonely incel wants “human female” to appreciate him. And all human females killed.

Oh, r/Incels, must you be so incelish?

Found in Reddit’s r/Incels. I don’t even have a joke here. Please, dude, get therapy — for your sake, and for the sake of any “human females” in your immediate vicinity.

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m not quite sure why I have trouble appreciating men who want me to be hung. It must be my illogical ladybrain.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

Words, what do they mean?

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

Scrollin’ on and then I see
A cry of “Chicks be ignorin’ me!”
Well, your malady has a remedy
Don’t fap over the image of ’em hangin’ from a tree

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
7 years ago

I’m rewatching inglorious bastards as I read this. Every time they talk about Nazi scalps I pretend they’re saying “incels ” instead

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

Turns out ‘appreciate me or you should be lynched’ isn’t a winning game plan for getting people to like you. I know, bowled me over too

@WWTH

I have trouble appreciating men who want me to be hung

Hanged
Pedantboy, awayyy! ?

RosieLa
RosieLa
7 years ago

🙁 🙁 🙁 nonono

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

Dude, please do “settle for” a man. At least you don’t think they “deserve the rope”, so that’s a lot healthier. Good on you for coming to terms with your sexuality in such an environment though, that can’t be easy.

Or, y’know, just stop being an incel.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

So I went and read the thread. I don’t recommend it. Does anyone know what the term “roastie” is supposed to mean? All of my guesses are too disturbing for me to want to google it.

Ktoryx
Ktoryx
7 years ago

i wasted so much time clicking around incel pages in incredulous, horrified fascination. They are baffling human beings, but like a trainwreck it’s so hard to look away.

CleverForAGirl
CleverForAGirl
7 years ago

A roastie is a sexually experienced woman. Some bs about dicks tearing up labia so it looks like roast beef. Pls. Do. Not. Google.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

A roastie is a sexually experienced woman.

Thank you! That’s not as gruesome as I had anticipated!

Anyway, let’s just say that our lonely lil incel OP is lonely for reasons.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@CleverForAGirl

Some bs about dicks tearing up labia so it looks like roast beef.

Which can deal quite a blow to people who naturally have a large labia (which may very well resemble roast beef) and believe that it’s unnatural; or worse, if they wind up attempting to have intercourse with someone who believes that rumor.

Speaking as a virgin who’s had such labia as far as she can remember. (But thankfully wasn’t too inundated with such ideas, especially from her peers.)

Also, roast beef is fucking delicious.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Dicks tear up labia? I don’t think that’s how it works. Unless I’ve done PIV sex very, very wrong!

It was bad enough when they thought penises destroy the vaginal opening making it lose elasticity. Now they think they somehow pulverize labia?

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MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
7 years ago

Please, on behalf the LGBT community, don’t settle for a man. Gay and bi men don’t want to put up with your shit either.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Okay. I actually kind of do recommend reading the whole thread. The OP’s behavior towards a female poster who tries to say something nice to him so perfectly encapsulates the entitlement of incels and so clearly illustrates why nobody should sympathize with anyone who chooses that label.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
7 years ago

Some kindly person assured ijustwantsomefriendz that she appreciated him.

He immediately requested pictures.

Yeah, I’m sure his problem is that women are evil wicked mean ‘n’ nasty, and not that he would come in second to a slime mold in a personality contest.

I saw the ‘roastie’ term, and a couple of references to Chad. Man, they seem to think about him a LOT.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

And I think that part of the thread was deleted. Or maybe I’m just bad at reddit. The summary is that a woman said “I appreciate you.” The OP demanded nudes. She declined. He and another incel started calling her a slut and a bitch.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@MexicanHotChocolate

What about other misogynist gay men though ? Two birds with one stone.

The jewish feminazi social engineering team of the NWO needs to pair that guy up with Milo. Then they’ll be too busy hating each other to spread their toxicity any further.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
7 years ago

New poster, long time shy / quiet reader – Hi everyone 😀 !

On the topic at hand, has it EVER occurred to these guys that women do not want to be killed and stay away from people who say that they want to hurt them?

Kinda logical to stay away from things that are suspected of being violent or can inflict violence, huh.. But I guess my illogical weak female brain has it all wrong!

But seriously… the incel subreddit is something I never want to visit again. Correction: all manosphere-type subreddits..

LindsayIrene
LindsayIrene
7 years ago

If PIV sex tore up labia, pornos would be bloodbaths. Incels are so unbelievably bad at logic.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

OMG. They have a bot set up to post a screed on how the word “entitled” is meaningless every time someone calls them entitled.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/611d5f/same_woman_that_sent_that_guy_boob_pics_refuses/

And they sure are mad that women aren’t required to send a boob pic to every man who asks for one.

Although beware of a death threat in there if you’re going to read through that thread.

This is the comment that warranted the death in the eyes of the incels BTW

How is this any different from how most of you guys act? People here constantly judge women for being overweight.
No one is required to be attracted to ever single person,

Kat
Kat
7 years ago

Oh look, another asshole who hates women and wants them to love him.

Creativity: It’s not the strong suit of incels.

Whining: That’s it, that’s their strong suit. But they have many strong suits, including self-pity, viciousness, and a lack of curiosity.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

It’s almost axiom in incel circles that women like assholes. And yet they can’t get laid no matter how hard and how violently they hate women. It’s almost like maybe that axiom isn’t actually true?

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
7 years ago

Ninja’d by WWTH!

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

I cannot find love.
I don’t know why they all flee.
Ropes aren’t that scary.

@CleverForAGirl
That’s not how human dicks work. That’s now how human dicks work at all. Is he confusing human dicks for cat dicks?

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