Manosphere douchebag declares war on “fat, short-haired, tattooed girls who look deranged”

So Return of Kings has another of its click-baity woman-hating posts up, with the less-than-intriguing title 20 Reasons Why Modern Women Are So Unstable And Miserable.

Most of these alleged reasons — and there is a lot of overlap among them — are just rehashes of things they’ve said a million times before: women are a bunch of pampered stuck-up bitches who prefer working actual jobs to being docile, baby producing housewives/servants for former pickup artists.

But I did like “reason” number ten — “They don’t have any standards”– in which writer Corey Savage takes aim at one particular kind of “girl” he hates for even existing:

If a person told me that a hangover vomit was just as delicious as a cheese cake and that I shouldn’t be so judgmental, I would declare that person severely ill in the head. But this is exactly how thousands of feminism-infected women go about with their lives, describing fat, short-haired, tattooed girls who look deranged as “beautiful.”

Huh. How sad and self-absorbed do you have to be to sit around getting mad at women who don’t devote their lives to catering to your boner in precisely the way you want it to be catered to.

I’m not sure that Savage’s beef is really with “fat, short-haired, tattooed girls who look deranged.” I suspect he’s far madder about the “girls” of  any body type or hairstyle who look at him as if he’s the piece of shit he so obviously is.

In this cultural battle, I’m definitely rooting for Team Fat Short-haired Tattooed Girls who Look Deranged.