So Return of Kings has another of its click-baity woman-hating posts up, with the less-than-intriguing title 20 Reasons Why Modern Women Are So Unstable And Miserable.
Most of these alleged reasons — and there is a lot of overlap among them — are just rehashes of things they’ve said a million times before: women are a bunch of pampered stuck-up bitches who prefer working actual jobs to being docile, baby producing housewives/servants for former pickup artists.
But I did like “reason” number ten — “They don’t have any standards”– in which writer Corey Savage takes aim at one particular kind of “girl” he hates for even existing:
If a person told me that a hangover vomit was just as delicious as a cheese cake and that I shouldn’t be so judgmental, I would declare that person severely ill in the head. But this is exactly how thousands of feminism-infected women go about with their lives, describing fat, short-haired, tattooed girls who look deranged as “beautiful.”
Huh. How sad and self-absorbed do you have to be to sit around getting mad at women who don’t devote their lives to catering to your boner in precisely the way you want it to be catered to.
I’m not sure that Savage’s beef is really with “fat, short-haired, tattooed girls who look deranged.” I suspect he’s far madder about the “girls” of any body type or hairstyle who look at him as if he’s the piece of shit he so obviously is.
In this cultural battle, I’m definitely rooting for Team Fat Short-haired Tattooed Girls who Look Deranged.
Note to self, recut hair, get more tattoos try to stay as healthy large as possible 😀
I love that they tell us exactly what to do to not have to deal with them at all.
I read a lot of 9gag which is home to many bitter incels who get really mad that BBWs get dates. They go on and on about how unfair it is that big women have men who desire them and love them and have loving, fulfilling relationships with them. They think big women should be home, eating ice cream, painting pictures of their cats and being miserable I guess as punishment for not being their idea of what a beautiful desirable woman should look like. Plus, these plus-size ladies have healthy senses of self-esteem. How dare they? Not to mention, they don’t give hateful man-children the time of day. LOL.
Well, he’s right about one thing: I do have low standards. My standards are “Treat people with respect deserving of another human being, regardless of gender identity, sexuality, race, disability, and so on and so forth”.
Other than that, I’m totally okay with just about anything else (within reason). Much low. Very wow.
But, as it turns out, you can put the bar that low, but these fuckers will start digging.
I so wanna get an undercut and leave the short bit my natural (dark brown) color, and then dye the rest cotton candy pink.
I’ll have long, wavy pink hair on one side, and a buzz cut on the other. And it will be hilarious to see these guys try to put me in one of their two hair-related boxes based on that, since my hair will be both short and long, both dyed a “deranged” color, and natural!
Fuck your arbitrary black-and-white bullshit I do what I want.
Also, totes planning to get some tattoos. I wanna get a huge Deathclaw design on my back*, a sigil I designed for “Don’t worry, be happy” over my heart, this monogram because HNNNNG, and maaaaybe the same tattoo Handsome Jack has on his wrist. Because reasons.
*I told myself that if I ever had to be in the apocalypse, I would start a girl gang and call ourselves the Deathclaw Damsels. So, I would want like a scrolling banner that says “Deathclaw Damsel”, and a Deathclaw head with a flower crown, or some other flower design.
Well, Paradox, now’s the time of us to start that Deathclaw Damsels gang. May I join? 😀
I’m not just a fan of Team Fat, Short-Haired Girls Who Look Deranged, I’m a member!!
Yay for short fat deranged looking women with FUN HAIR and CAT GLASSES! No actual cats because I’m allergic.
Hold on, changing my username now.
There we go. And hell yeah, we are now accepting applications.
Edit: I just realized my previous link isn’t working, so here’s an image of the monogram that i want to get tattooed (I’m thinking on the base of my neck):
I know what team I support! I mean, lots of hair colors makes it easier to tell people apart. Tattoos help too!
I want some tattoos eventually. I’m not really sure what to get yet.
@PI – may I suggest a tattoo of a Deathclaw which in turn has a tattoo of you?
Unlike RoK readers.
I’m interviewing for jobs right now, so I can’t really have fun colored hair, but I do have a tattoo (and would love to have more). If that keeps the manosphere away from me, that’s just motivation to get more ink and dye my hair again.
The projection is strong with this one.
I just (sarcastically, she said) love how these fuckers will preach and shout about how miserable I am, and how much happier I’d be if I just became a skinny little waif and would know my “place” at their feet! Cleaning their house, birthing and caring for their brood, making them sammiches and sucking their dicks when asked.
And how miserable men must be, and if only they gave the intelligent, strong, and masculine men at RoK all their money and bought their books on how to get laid and their testosterone supplements, they’d be happier too! They’d have the life that all those manly alpha men at RoK have with…uh…writing and stuff?
I mean, let’s face it, if anyone knows the secret to happiness, it’s dudes who spend their time between whining about women not existing the way REAL men want them to on the internet, and hocking copypasta “game” books on that same internet.
Obviously.
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and now I’ve got a Garfunkle and Oates song stuck in my head. (From the description of someone as looking deranged).
I’ve got long hair but it’s misandrically dyed red. Does that count?
Do these people even consider that these women are not trying to attract them?
If my look brought me the approval of right-wing misogynists I would keep changing it until it didn’t.
I think you’re confusing them with people who don’t think the world should cater to them all the time.
I hope all the London peeps are safe. For those who don’t know, a someone ran over several people and tried to enter Parliament with a knife. They were shot after stabbing an officer. People are calling it a terrorist act.
I’m fat, but have long, undyed hair. Buuuuuut I inherited my mom’s premature graying, and my two awesome Bride-of-Frankenstein-style stripes of white hair contrast nicely with the auburn of the rest of my hair.
@Jack:
I give it a New York minute before some rightist says that the perpetrator is Muslim.
Funny thing is when they say “THEY’RE ALL STUCK UP BITCHES WITH NO STANDARDS” then complain about “THEY WON’T DATE ME WAH.”
Put two and two together lol.
I saw this and thought, “Welp, I guess it’s a good thing I’m planning to get all my (horrendous) split ends cut off for growing out purposes, and more ink.”
Can I be part of the Deathclaw Damsels, and can I bring my girlfriend?
Trump Jr making political capital by quoting our mayor out of context;
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/22/donald-trump-jr-tweet-london-mayor-sadiq-khan
From Alan’s article:
You don’t need to carry on your abominable father’s tradition of commenting on Twitter at all, then you won’t have to explain yourself, you monstrous opportunist. Coward.
I’m fat, tattooed, and have short hair, but at forty-six I’m not a girl.