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What if they gave a Brawny Boycott and no one came?

Brawny has slipped some real women into their ad campaign as well

Apparently this whole “Make America Great Again” thing isn’t quite going as planned. Our #SecondPlacePresident, facing massive resistance and beset by scandals that won’t go away, is throwing temper tantrums in the White House. Pro-Trump rallies across the country are drawing embarrassingly tiny crowds.

Oh, and his supporters are having trouble getting anyone to care about the latest challenge to #MAGA-style machismo — the temporary transformation of the Brawny Man into the Brawny Woman.

Yep, as a sort of tribute to Women’s History Month, the makers of Brawny paper towels have temporarily replaced the iconic Brawny Man on their packaging with a Brawny Woman sporting a red flannel shirt with lipstick to match. But those outraged by this gender switcheroo can’t even get #BoycottBrawny trending on Twitter.

It’s not for want of trying.

https://twitter.com/TeaPartyOne1/status/837828563940212736

Oh, wait, that’s a parody account.

Oh, wait, that’s a former Jeopardy champion making a joke.

https://twitter.com/MommiesGoneBad/status/838178752416841728

I can’t tell if this account is a complete joke or only a partial joke, though I am a bit concerned to learn that he wipes his ass with paper towel packaging.

Finally! This guy, at least, is serious.

And a handful of others have joined this lonely crusade.

https://twitter.com/TrumpGal7/status/838043131887161345

https://twitter.com/zacharydolan121/status/838172116998631424

https://twitter.com/JRtheDeplorable/status/838121087783305216

https://twitter.com/1luckymom17/status/838181852519133187

This person is so mad that anyone could possibly suggest that “strength has no gender” that they posted a little manifesto on Brawny’s webpage.

Hey, some transphobia!

This critic, meanwhile, was bothered only by Brawny Woman’s hair.

The weird thing here is that Brawny is a Koch Bros. brand; it’s already being boycotted, but by progressives.

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occasional reader
occasional reader
7 years ago

Hello.

Well, the question is : does she sing the lumberjack song ?

What if they had to be rescued by a girl?

I do not know about them, but as long i am saved, I pretty do not care. But i suppose these guys will hardly be in any threatening situation, so they are going to continue their whining. Egoism, egoism everywhere in their galaxy.

Have a nice day.

Pie
Pie
7 years ago

@SFHC

The idea is that since we forced the name “Alt right” onto them during the election, they can force the name “Alt left” onto us now.

Wasn’t “alt-right” something they called themselves? I can see why you might want to do a bit of rebranding when everyone else is happy to call you a neo-nazi, for example. Given how much the moniker fails to describe the politics of the awful people who’ve embraced it wholeheartedly, I don’t think it was a creation of anyone outside of the alt-right, and it wasn’t forced on to anyone who would describe themselves as such now.

I just find it amusing that the “alt-political-leaning” pattern has become so toxic given its association with awful, awful people that they’ve taken to using it on their opponents as an insult. Critical self-awareness check failure.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Pie

Wasn’t “alt-right” something they called themselves?

See now you’re assuming that things like “reality” and “who called themselves that in the first place” matter.

No but more seriously, some in the alt-reich have taken great pains to reject the name in favor of “Republican” or “Nationalist” brandings, ever since they’ve “gone mainstream”. In keeping with the rules of fascism, they’re trying to retcon the term “alt-right” itself to blame it on us, because LOGIC.

lith
lith
7 years ago

@Victorious Parasol:

Makes me hope the upcoming Lumberjanes movie triggers mass apoplexy.

They’re making a movie! YAY!

@LindsayIrene:

Trump is now demanding a congressional inquiry into the whether or not Obama tapped his phones.

In response my brain can only summon the word ‘idiot’.

lith
lith
7 years ago

@PI:

The food you eat is regulated by politicians, who make laws saying your food can’t be sprayed with poisonous chemicals.

The water you drink is regulated by politicians who make laws saying people can or can’t dump toxic waste into water sources.

The air you breathe is regulated by politicians who make laws saying that factories can’t just belch out horrific amounts of toxic gas into the air.

To be fair, the current administration seem pretty desperate to make all of those protections go away.

numerobis
numerobis
7 years ago

Wasn’t “alt-right” something they called themselves?

This is like how global warming “became” climate change when the warming “stopped”.

The meme comes from the fact that the Bush The Dumber administration started to say climate change because that sounded less scary, and thus less important to deal with. In other words. In the scientific literature there’s no switch, the two terms have both long been in use.

But now the right accuses the left of what the right did.

Weird (Don't Mourn, ORGANIZE!!) Eddie
Weird (Don't Mourn, ORGANIZE!!) Eddie
7 years ago

@ P.I.

The food you eat is regulated by politicians, who make laws saying your food can’t be sprayed with poisonous chemicals.

The water you drink is regulated by politicians who make laws saying people can or can’t dump toxic waste into water sources.

The air you breathe is regulated by politicians who make laws saying that factories can’t just belch out horrific amounts of toxic gas into the air.

Actually, all of this is scheduled for termination as the dumpster Make(s) America Grate Again…

aaaannnnnnd ninja’d by lith!!!

😉

Jesalin
Jesalin
7 years ago

Actually I thought ‘climate change’ happened because so many people couldn’t (or wouldn’t) understand the difference between average global temperature and their local temperature.

TJM
TJM
7 years ago

For a moment, I thought that “a red flannel shirt with lipstick to match” meant that the women in the Brawny ad were wearing plaid lipstick, and I wondered how they’d gotten that to work.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

@ lith

Yes! Huzzah for all fans of Hardcore Lady Types!

MrsObedMarsh
MrsObedMarsh
7 years ago

OT: Cracked.com published a piece arguing that the Red Pill movement is a cult:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-mens-rights-activists-use-cult-tactics-its-members/

Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@MrsObedMarsh
Never really liked their less funny list and clickbait articles due to lack of research and fact checking. But when they tackle serious topics they’re quite competent.

OT:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/06/politics/trump-travel-ban-iraq/

The order will make clear that lawful permanent residents (otherwise known as green card holders) are excluded from any travel ban. Also those with validly issued visas will also be exempt from the ban, Conway said. It will be effective as of March 16.

“Let’s do the same thing, but exclude residents and Iraq, but include the stipulation of ‘Lawful’ so we can do the same thing as before.”

Kevin
Kevin
7 years ago

Never even heard of Brawny until I saw it on The Simpsons last week, but then I’m east of the Pond.

Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

It must be strange working in marketing for something as basic as paper towels. You have to differentiate your product from all the other brands, but, in reality, they’re pretty much all the same. All your customers care about is the price, and how eco-friendly the product is. So kudos to whoever came up with this Brawny thing: they’ve managed to briefly make paper on a roll seem almost interesting.

JoeB
JoeB
7 years ago

More OT:

If this isn’t the worst person to ever run for office I don’t want to know who is. He’s a convicted felon because he informed the secret service, in writing, that he was going to assassinate President Obama. Then it gets weird and gross.

(TW: pretty much everything)
https://wonkette.com/613759/red-pill-libertarian-va-house-candidate-hopes-to-legalize-child-porn-marital-rape-is-lunatic

Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack

But more importantly, it’s an SJW’s wet dream, and I bet the gators will start howling anytime soon if they haven’t already.

Dude, they were in a tizzy when it turned out that in the game you play as a woman, and I’ve heard they’re doing more so since the game came out.

So far I’ve heard good things with the exception that maybe it shouldn’t have borrowed so heavily from Native Americans and stuff.

Otherwise, like, I wish I had a PS4 so I can do and shoot robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow. I want it so much.

@JoeB

Can felons run for other offices? I know they’re disqualified from the Presidency…

Vanir85
Vanir85
7 years ago

For those keeping a tab on that particular dirtbag, Roosh V is trying to emulate Judgy B; attacking women’s right to vote, wanting to take away women’s political say as a magic fix-all for society *not* being a completely backwards sh*thole.

TW: Misogyny. Stupidity. Roosh.
Note: Links to his article via donotlink.it

https://donotlink.it/B1AX

Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack

Normally, this would preclude him from being able to run for office, as it was a felony and being able to vote is a requirement for running for office. However, Larson’s voting rights were restored as part Governor Terry McAuliffe’s program to re-enfranchise felons who have paid their debt to society.

Nvm.

Pavlovs House
Pavlovs House
7 years ago

I know this is off-topic but perhaps related: are we ready for the annual MRA whining over International Women’s Day?

February to April is my “buy Ms. Pavlov’s House flowers all the time” quarter (Valentines’ Day in Feb., Int’l Womens Day this month, and her birthday is in April.) Well, those are the months I have flowers *sent from a florist*; regular give-flowers-just-for-the-hell-of-it days come all the time…basically whenever the mood strikes….but those are usually grocery store flowers. Those are actually pretty good, believe it or not. We like ’em anyway. And it makes her smile.

International Men’s Day came and went last November without a peep from the menzers but they were all taken with the election of Trump. Oh, and to think I thought they cared….

Also notice how the menzer types don’t how notices that many women also give flowers (and other gifts!) to men and the men like them?

numerobis
numerobis
7 years ago

Jesalin: Plass 1956 uses “climatic change” — which seems to have been simplified to “climate change” circa 1980 in the literature. He does not have a handy term to discuss “global warming” and instead a variety of phrases including “rise in the average temperature” and “general temperature rise over the entire earth.” He didn’t invent the term either, or at least not in that paper.

I’m not sure of the genesis of the term “global warming.”

Fourier talks of the “température du globe terrestre” — global temperature. That’s 1827. He doesn’t talk about global warming yet, but he does mention that the atmosphere is important.

Tyndall in 1861 figured out *what* in the atmosphere is important: water and CO2. He threw out a one-liner saying maybe changes in the
atmosphere could account for “the mutations of climate.”

The Plass paper is basically the modern understanding of CO2’s effects on climate. Some of the details have been improved since, but the gist of it has been confirmed to be right: CO2 is the thermostat.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.2153-3490.1956.tb01206.x/abstract

The Fourier and Tyndall papers are chock full of WTFs — they knew next to nothing and were working with the shittiest instruments. The first few pages of Tyndall61 are about the colour of silk to use for his instrument to fight the fact that his copper coil isn’t pure copper.

(I’d never actually read these papers; thanks for the excuse!)

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
7 years ago

Of COURSE Doosh would think that getting rid of women’s right to vote will solve everything. He’s an idiot who thinks it’s a lot to ask of him that he wash himself or wipe his ass. Therefore, his silly opinions matter NOT AT ALL.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ jesalin & numberobis

When I was a kid the climate worry was that we were heading into a new ice age. Of course that’s still a possibility. We’re currently in an interglacial period and warming could paradoxically alter ocean currents to trigger an ice age. One fact that’s both amazing and perhaps terrifying is that in the last ice age in the UK we went from clear ground to mile high ice sheets in just 30 years. Also the country is ‘springing back’ from the weight of that ice like a see-saw. How cool is that?

The first prediction of global warming I can remember is in the film ‘Soylant Green’. But that had some environmental expert advising the producers.

numerobis
numerobis
7 years ago

Alan:

When I was a kid the climate worry was that we were heading into a new ice age. Of course that’s still a possibility

Not in the scientific literature it wasn’t, and isn’t.

The AMOC is a current that moves heat from the tropics to Northern Europe. So the tropics and the mid-latitudes would warm faster than average, and Northern Europe slower than average, if AMOC were to slow down.

And that’s what’s observed: AMOC is slowing down, the ocean just South of Greenland is cooling a bit, UK and Iceland aren’t warming as much as the average (but they are warming).

http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2016/05/amoc-slowdown-connecting-the-dots/

But that’s a long way out from “a new ice age”. Sure, Time Magazine had a cover. Meanwhile, the scientific community was abuzz about warming — not cooling. Plass, in the paper I cited, had already calculated that the next glaciation was canceled.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Jack

Dude, they were in a tizzy when it turned out that in the game you play as a woman, and I’ve heard they’re doing more so since the game came out.

They’ll have more to write screeds about when they’re done with the story then. She does everything only real manly menz should do, and things even they shouldn’t do. She STEMs the fuck out of old world devices and tech (learns how to turn Machines to her side, for example, but the rest is spoilers). She defies the order and traditions of her tribe, then of pretty much every other tribe. Not only that, but it has a political impact on everyone around too. She’s got one hell of a smart mouth and every conversation is a damn pleasure to listen to, especially when she’s talking to someone she doesn’t like. And she’s pretty kind, but not to point of being overly forgiving of any sort of asshole.

Oh, and she’s a fucking badass who hunts GIANT ROBOT DINOSAURS.

There’s a dialogue with a reactionnary priest in which she calls him out on his “tantrum, [his] cry for attention” with a tone that seems straight out of this very comments section – she also hunts trolls \o/

Basically, she’s everything they hate, and she makes a mark on a world that is in many ways everything they want : burdened by tradition, xenophobia in some tribes, sexism in others, religion in most, and a good deal of general backwards thinking in all of them. Hell, the main antagonist is a fanatic who will interpret every dumb little fact (like physics, for fuck’s sake) into “proof” that his god demands whatever.

And of course the whole thing is supported by pretty masterful writing, so I can’t not swoon.

Re : that article. Yeah I was kinda bugged by the “post-Native” look at first. Though, ain’t my place to say so, but now that it’s out and as far as I can gather (and I’m always willing to be corrected), it’s turned out to do a pretty good job at it. Not “making up for it”, more like “not just cultural appropriation”. Aloy’s tribe (ehh, sort of, she ain’t exactly just gonna forgive and forget about how they cast her out at birth) is one of those that look “savage” in chara design – and actually gets treated as such by their neighbors. Every aspect of that colonial smugness is explored, down to the “chronicling” of them by “civilized explorers” – with the expected hilarious-if-it-werent-so-sad wrong interpretations, speculations rather than fact, etc.

So yeah, it borrows from Natives without actually speaking about Natives… but it speaks some volume, and accurately so, on how Natives are treated, by a transposition that is impossible not to make. I don’t know whether that makes it okay in the end or not. I’m still giving it credit for being careful about that approach and subverting the stereotypes rather than giving in to them. Tomorrow I’ll do some research on how that’s been received and then I can form a more definite opinion.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
7 years ago

How empty is your life that the simple act of temporarily replacing the Brawny Man with a the Brawny Woman sets you off?