Apparently this whole “Make America Great Again” thing isn’t quite going as planned. Our #SecondPlacePresident, facing massive resistance and beset by scandals that won’t go away, is throwing temper tantrums in the White House. Pro-Trump rallies across the country are drawing embarrassingly tiny crowds.
Oh, and his supporters are having trouble getting anyone to care about the latest challenge to #MAGA-style machismo — the temporary transformation of the Brawny Man into the Brawny Woman.
Yep, as a sort of tribute to Women’s History Month, the makers of Brawny paper towels have temporarily replaced the iconic Brawny Man on their packaging with a Brawny Woman sporting a red flannel shirt with lipstick to match. But those outraged by this gender switcheroo can’t even get #BoycottBrawny trending on Twitter.
It’s not for want of trying.
https://twitter.com/TeaPartyOne1/status/837828563940212736
Oh, wait, that’s a parody account.
How am I supposed to explain the Brawny woman to my children
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 4, 2017
Oh, wait, that’s a former Jeopardy champion making a joke.
https://twitter.com/MommiesGoneBad/status/838178752416841728
I can’t tell if this account is a complete joke or only a partial joke, though I am a bit concerned to learn that he wipes his ass with paper towel packaging.
Now even paper towels are virtue signaling. pic.twitter.com/NtGOL1iicV
— Stefan Molyneux, MA (@StefanMolyneux) March 4, 2017
Finally! This guy, at least, is serious.
And a handful of others have joined this lonely crusade.
https://twitter.com/TrumpGal7/status/838043131887161345
https://twitter.com/zacharydolan121/status/838172116998631424
Wow too bad businesses can't stick to just advertising their goods Instead of their political views Time to #BoycottBrawny https://t.co/aF9fl6QcxI
— TalentsMomMlg 🇺🇸🗽✝ (@TalentsMomMLG) March 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/JRtheDeplorable/status/838121087783305216
https://twitter.com/1luckymom17/status/838181852519133187
This person is so mad that anyone could possibly suggest that “strength has no gender” that they posted a little manifesto on Brawny’s webpage.
.@Brawny I will #BoycottBrawny over your ill-conceived ad campaign #StrengthHasNoGender and urge others to do so. Here's why. pic.twitter.com/mvHWAIcQZc
— SCLaw (@_SCLaw_) March 4, 2017
Hey, some transphobia!
its bruce i mean katelyn on the brawny paper towel lol
our sin has blinded us to reality in the USA
— binky barnes (@realynsh1) March 5, 2017
@brawny? When are we going to see tranny paper towels?
— Russ Larrivee (@rjlarrivee) March 5, 2017
This critic, meanwhile, was bothered only by Brawny Woman’s hair.
does strength also have no conditioner bitch if you don't use this brawny money on some Pantene Pro-V then ima be out for ya life. pic.twitter.com/OQ5p6LHucO
— ♡♪!? (@SkyWilliams) March 5, 2017
The weird thing here is that Brawny is a Koch Bros. brand; it’s already being boycotted, but by progressives.
Hello.
Well, the question is : does she sing the lumberjack song ?
I do not know about them, but as long i am saved, I pretty do not care. But i suppose these guys will hardly be in any threatening situation, so they are going to continue their whining. Egoism, egoism everywhere in their galaxy.
Have a nice day.
@SFHC
Wasn’t “alt-right” something they called themselves? I can see why you might want to do a bit of rebranding when everyone else is happy to call you a neo-nazi, for example. Given how much the moniker fails to describe the politics of the awful people who’ve embraced it wholeheartedly, I don’t think it was a creation of anyone outside of the alt-right, and it wasn’t forced on to anyone who would describe themselves as such now.
I just find it amusing that the “alt-political-leaning” pattern has become so toxic given its association with awful, awful people that they’ve taken to using it on their opponents as an insult. Critical self-awareness check failure.
@Pie
See now you’re assuming that things like “reality” and “who called themselves that in the first place” matter.
No but more seriously, some in the alt-reich have taken great pains to reject the name in favor of “Republican” or “Nationalist” brandings, ever since they’ve “gone mainstream”. In keeping with the rules of fascism, they’re trying to retcon the term “alt-right” itself to blame it on us, because LOGIC.
@Victorious Parasol:
They’re making a movie! YAY!
@LindsayIrene:
In response my brain can only summon the word ‘idiot’.
@PI:
To be fair, the current administration seem pretty desperate to make all of those protections go away.
This is like how global warming “became” climate change when the warming “stopped”.
The meme comes from the fact that the Bush The Dumber administration started to say climate change because that sounded less scary, and thus less important to deal with. In other words. In the scientific literature there’s no switch, the two terms have both long been in use.
But now the right accuses the left of what the right did.
@ P.I.
Actually, all of this is scheduled for termination as the dumpster Make(s) America Grate Again…
aaaannnnnnd ninja’d by lith!!!
😉
Actually I thought ‘climate change’ happened because so many people couldn’t (or wouldn’t) understand the difference between average global temperature and their local temperature.
For a moment, I thought that “a red flannel shirt with lipstick to match” meant that the women in the Brawny ad were wearing plaid lipstick, and I wondered how they’d gotten that to work.
@ lith
Yes! Huzzah for all fans of Hardcore Lady Types!
OT: Cracked.com published a piece arguing that the Red Pill movement is a cult:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-mens-rights-activists-use-cult-tactics-its-members/
@MrsObedMarsh
Never really liked their less funny list and clickbait articles due to lack of research and fact checking. But when they tackle serious topics they’re quite competent.
OT:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/06/politics/trump-travel-ban-iraq/
“Let’s do the same thing, but exclude residents and Iraq, but include the stipulation of ‘Lawful’ so we can do the same thing as before.”
Never even heard of Brawny until I saw it on The Simpsons last week, but then I’m east of the Pond.
It must be strange working in marketing for something as basic as paper towels. You have to differentiate your product from all the other brands, but, in reality, they’re pretty much all the same. All your customers care about is the price, and how eco-friendly the product is. So kudos to whoever came up with this Brawny thing: they’ve managed to briefly make paper on a roll seem almost interesting.
More OT:
If this isn’t the worst person to ever run for office I don’t want to know who is. He’s a convicted felon because he informed the secret service, in writing, that he was going to assassinate President Obama. Then it gets weird and gross.
(TW: pretty much everything)
https://wonkette.com/613759/red-pill-libertarian-va-house-candidate-hopes-to-legalize-child-porn-marital-rape-is-lunatic
Dude, they were in a tizzy when it turned out that in the game you play as a woman, and I’ve heard they’re doing more so since the game came out.
So far I’ve heard good things with the exception that maybe it shouldn’t have borrowed so heavily from Native Americans and stuff.
Otherwise, like, I wish I had a PS4 so I can do and shoot robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow. I want it so much.
@JoeB
Can felons run for other offices? I know they’re disqualified from the Presidency…
For those keeping a tab on that particular dirtbag, Roosh V is trying to emulate Judgy B; attacking women’s right to vote, wanting to take away women’s political say as a magic fix-all for society *not* being a completely backwards sh*thole.
TW: Misogyny. Stupidity. Roosh.
Note: Links to his article via donotlink.it
https://donotlink.it/B1AX
Nvm.
I know this is off-topic but perhaps related: are we ready for the annual MRA whining over International Women’s Day?
February to April is my “buy Ms. Pavlov’s House flowers all the time” quarter (Valentines’ Day in Feb., Int’l Womens Day this month, and her birthday is in April.) Well, those are the months I have flowers *sent from a florist*; regular give-flowers-just-for-the-hell-of-it days come all the time…basically whenever the mood strikes….but those are usually grocery store flowers. Those are actually pretty good, believe it or not. We like ’em anyway. And it makes her smile.
International Men’s Day came and went last November without a peep from the menzers but they were all taken with the election of Trump. Oh, and to think I thought they cared….
Also notice how the menzer types don’t how notices that many women also give flowers (and other gifts!) to men and the men like them?
Jesalin: Plass 1956 uses “climatic change” — which seems to have been simplified to “climate change” circa 1980 in the literature. He does not have a handy term to discuss “global warming” and instead a variety of phrases including “rise in the average temperature” and “general temperature rise over the entire earth.” He didn’t invent the term either, or at least not in that paper.
I’m not sure of the genesis of the term “global warming.”
Fourier talks of the “température du globe terrestre” — global temperature. That’s 1827. He doesn’t talk about global warming yet, but he does mention that the atmosphere is important.
Tyndall in 1861 figured out *what* in the atmosphere is important: water and CO2. He threw out a one-liner saying maybe changes in the
atmosphere could account for “the mutations of climate.”
The Plass paper is basically the modern understanding of CO2’s effects on climate. Some of the details have been improved since, but the gist of it has been confirmed to be right: CO2 is the thermostat.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.2153-3490.1956.tb01206.x/abstract
The Fourier and Tyndall papers are chock full of WTFs — they knew next to nothing and were working with the shittiest instruments. The first few pages of Tyndall61 are about the colour of silk to use for his instrument to fight the fact that his copper coil isn’t pure copper.
(I’d never actually read these papers; thanks for the excuse!)
Of COURSE Doosh would think that getting rid of women’s right to vote will solve everything. He’s an idiot who thinks it’s a lot to ask of him that he wash himself or wipe his ass. Therefore, his silly opinions matter NOT AT ALL.
@ jesalin & numberobis
When I was a kid the climate worry was that we were heading into a new ice age. Of course that’s still a possibility. We’re currently in an interglacial period and warming could paradoxically alter ocean currents to trigger an ice age. One fact that’s both amazing and perhaps terrifying is that in the last ice age in the UK we went from clear ground to mile high ice sheets in just 30 years. Also the country is ‘springing back’ from the weight of that ice like a see-saw. How cool is that?
The first prediction of global warming I can remember is in the film ‘Soylant Green’. But that had some environmental expert advising the producers.
Alan:
Not in the scientific literature it wasn’t, and isn’t.
The AMOC is a current that moves heat from the tropics to Northern Europe. So the tropics and the mid-latitudes would warm faster than average, and Northern Europe slower than average, if AMOC were to slow down.
And that’s what’s observed: AMOC is slowing down, the ocean just South of Greenland is cooling a bit, UK and Iceland aren’t warming as much as the average (but they are warming).
http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2016/05/amoc-slowdown-connecting-the-dots/
But that’s a long way out from “a new ice age”. Sure, Time Magazine had a cover. Meanwhile, the scientific community was abuzz about warming — not cooling. Plass, in the paper I cited, had already calculated that the next glaciation was canceled.
@Jack
They’ll have more to write screeds about when they’re done with the story then. She does everything only real manly menz should do, and things even they shouldn’t do. She STEMs the fuck out of old world devices and tech (learns how to turn Machines to her side, for example, but the rest is spoilers). She defies the order and traditions of her tribe, then of pretty much every other tribe. Not only that, but it has a political impact on everyone around too. She’s got one hell of a smart mouth and every conversation is a damn pleasure to listen to, especially when she’s talking to someone she doesn’t like. And she’s pretty kind, but not to point of being overly forgiving of any sort of asshole.
Oh, and she’s a fucking badass who hunts GIANT ROBOT DINOSAURS.
There’s a dialogue with a reactionnary priest in which she calls him out on his “tantrum, [his] cry for attention” with a tone that seems straight out of this very comments section – she also hunts trolls \o/
Basically, she’s everything they hate, and she makes a mark on a world that is in many ways everything they want : burdened by tradition, xenophobia in some tribes, sexism in others, religion in most, and a good deal of general backwards thinking in all of them. Hell, the main antagonist is a fanatic who will interpret every dumb little fact (like physics, for fuck’s sake) into “proof” that his god demands whatever.
And of course the whole thing is supported by pretty masterful writing, so I can’t not swoon.
Re : that article. Yeah I was kinda bugged by the “post-Native” look at first. Though, ain’t my place to say so, but now that it’s out and as far as I can gather (and I’m always willing to be corrected), it’s turned out to do a pretty good job at it. Not “making up for it”, more like “not just cultural appropriation”. Aloy’s tribe (ehh, sort of, she ain’t exactly just gonna forgive and forget about how they cast her out at birth) is one of those that look “savage” in chara design – and actually gets treated as such by their neighbors. Every aspect of that colonial smugness is explored, down to the “chronicling” of them by “civilized explorers” – with the expected hilarious-if-it-werent-so-sad wrong interpretations, speculations rather than fact, etc.
So yeah, it borrows from Natives without actually speaking about Natives… but it speaks some volume, and accurately so, on how Natives are treated, by a transposition that is impossible not to make. I don’t know whether that makes it okay in the end or not. I’m still giving it credit for being careful about that approach and subverting the stereotypes rather than giving in to them. Tomorrow I’ll do some research on how that’s been received and then I can form a more definite opinion.
How empty is your life that the simple act of temporarily replacing the Brawny Man with a the Brawny Woman sets you off?