What if they gave a Brawny Boycott and no one came?

does strength also have no conditioner bitch if you don’t use this brawny money on some Pantene Pro-V then ima be out for ya life.

then ima be out for ya life.

Is this… is this a death threat? Being “out for someone’s life” certainly sounds intimidating.

Sorry I forgot mention they did actually sell Brawndo as a novelty product for a limited time. I had one: it did not taste good!

Wait. The mra types are complaining about women in the brawny package now? Several years ago didn’t they comparing about how brawny was misandrist because they had a guy on the package who was being sexually exploited to sell paper towels to women (you know the people that tend to make household product decisions)?
I’m so confused, first they didn’t like the guy now they dint like the woman; it’s almost as if there is no way to please these wastes of oxygen.

This article gives some interesting insights into what happened in 2016.

I do think it might be possible to co-opt some of those strategies in 2018 and 2020. Trump supporters apparently created fake accounts pretending to be black and Hispanic in order to spread “spirit cooking” claims and thus turn these voters off of Clinton. (According to the polls, this may actually have had some effect).

Seems to me that if evangelicals and Mormons had been more aware of some of Trump’s more unsavory aspects, they might have stayed home too.

The Brawny Man is a muscled white man. The Brawny Woman is a white woman with a body modeled after conventional beauty standards: thin, large breasts in proportion to the rest of her body, no prominent muscles from chopping trees down all day. Oh noooo, it is PC culture gone amuck.

THERE’S AN UPCOMING LUMBERJANES MOVIE??? SQUEE!

Sorry about the shouting!

This reminds me of something. (For the record, I’m a cis woman)

I used to be a lifeguard, and a colleague would challenge us to feats of strength/ability in the water. Thing is, I always beat him. He hated the fact that I could swim more than 50m underwater without coming up for air. He eventually stopped challenging me and eventually stopped talking to me, too.

I used to be a competitive swimmer and even competed at Olympic trials, but jackass dude couldn’t handle the fact I absolutely owned him in all and every underwater challenge.

Haha haha! I literally bathed in his male tears!

They are going to be so pissed when they find out the Ty-D-Bol Man is really transgender.

So why are these men so upset about a product used for cleaning up spills in the kitchen? It’s not like they want to do that anyway.
In the UK we have a product called Plenty, it was promoted by a comedy Spaniard called Juan Sheet.

@ Fred_the_dog

Yeah – a live-action adaptation, no less. Last I heard, Emily Carmichael was going to direct. We got a ways to go yet, of course, but very exciting news, yes?

@opposable

Why do some blokes get all in a tizzy at the prospect of a woman doing the same job they do?

These men derive their worth from 2 places: their job and being male. Depending in the guy, you might add being white, but whatever. Anyway, they’re massively afraid of losing that job, their mahood, the manliness of their job, or the idea that working a particular way makes them men. The rest writes itself

@Mary
You’ve been gone a while? If so, welcome back 🙂

@Vicki P

So the Koch brothers are trotting out a lumberjane instead of a lumberjack for a month, and that’s all it takes to make their fellow right-wingers whine?

No. The Koch brothers have nothing to do with this in any fashion whatsoever. Koch Industries bought Georgia-Pacific about a decade ago, but G-P runs the same way it did before, it just funnels money to Koch Industries instead of a bunch of shareholders. The Kochs don’t actually run Georgia Pacific, they just own it. (And if all this seems nonsensical, welcome to captialism).

@Kat: Whoa, those dudes look like they’re straight from a Tom of Finland pin-up. Not that’d I’d, uh, know who Tom of Finland was or anything…