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MGTOW visionary dreams of cuckolding women with secretly implanted embryos

Sexy times, MGTOW-style

Men Going Their Own Way love to fantasize about a future in which women are rendered obsolete — replaced by sexbots (for men to make the sex with) and artificial wombs (for men to make the babies with).

But one MGTOW Redditor has an even better idea: instead of growing the next generation of men in some Brave New World baby factory, why not secretly impregnate the “low quality sluts” of the world with future babies that aren’t even theirs — thus enhancing the pleasures of sex with the pleasure of reverse-cuckolding women.

I’ll let the bold visionary who came up with this plan explain it to you, because I sure as hell can’t. Take it away, Redditor-who-calls-himself-penisassociate.

Imagine advances in nano machines enable a delivery system of minuscule scale transferring an embryo through the vagina, cervix and into the womb.

Sounds like the world’s worst remake of Fantastic Voyage.

You are Chad Thundercock. You want to maximize your reproduction with high quality genetics.

I’m pretty sure most guys having casual sex with multiple women are trying their hardest not to inadvertently reproduce, but whatev.

Problem is it’s too slow to go around looking for the top 20% of women.

MGTOWs, such romantics!

You have found one however, bred her, and you’ve gotten a lot of her eggs.

Er, what? Are you thinking of human women or brood hens?

Now you go around implanting unwitting low quality sluts with your preferred sperm & egg combo. Imagine the implantation process can be easily done during sex so there’s good reason to suspect, for the woman, that biologically it’s her child.

At this point I’m fairly certain that Mr. penisassociate has never had sex; I’m also thinking that maybe he should be prohibited by law from ever having sex.

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The Real Cie
The Real Cie
3 years ago

Given his “understanding” of female biology, people with anything even resembling a brain have come to the conclusion that “penisassociate” has never actually been near a woman. This is a good thing.
I must admit, Chad Thundercock is a chuckle-inducing bad porn star name.

AngrySince11/09/2016
AngrySince11/09/2016
3 years ago

Would we be surprised if these rants were written by 12 yo virgin basement dwellers with pocks? Meh, who cares really. Their fantasies are too bizarre to be a threat to normal women.

Skiriki
Skiriki
3 years ago

@Imaginary Petal

I plead the fifth.

>_> <_<

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
3 years ago

Trump, citing no evidence, accuses Obama of ‘Nixon/Watergate’ plot to wiretap Trump Tower.

*looks at Trump’s history, then at the Law Of Right-Wing Projection*

So, this means he wiretapped Obama and/or Hillary, right?

Rhuu
Rhuu
3 years ago

On the topic of people yelling at people…

I am someone who believes very strongly that if the pedestrian signal is on, i get to cross the street. The cars have to wait. I check if they’ve seen me, and once they have, make a ‘what do you think you were doing, you idiot, this is my light!’ face and arm gestures at them.

Yesterday, as a friend and I were leaving a wicked good D&D session, we’re going to cross the street. This intersection would seriously deter me from buying a condo in this area (HA like I could ever afford it) but it’s bad for both cars and people.

So someone is honking. We both quickly look around, but everything looks normally busy for that time of night. We get to the crosswalk, and see that we don’t have to wait for our turn! The pedestrian signal is there, it’s not even the hand counting down. We go to cross, when this car swings around into the right hand turn lane.

I’m confused, because at this point there is NO place for this car to get into the other lane, it’s very busy. But they’re doing that thing where you know they’re going to pull and block the crosswalk. They had seen us, so I walked past giving them a ‘what the hell???’ face. The person who I am going to assume was a cis-dude (because of his reaction) gives me the ‘come on, whatever’ response.

It’s late, and he’s still going to get where he’s going faster than me on public transit late at night, so I do a broader ‘No, seriously, what are you even doing right now’ gesture and face.

He flips me off.

I’m taken aback, normally it doesn’t escalate to this. I also don’t usually flip people off, it’s just never been in my vocabulary. But it was late, and he flipped me off first, so whatever. I flip him off back, turn to make sure no one is trying to kill us in the lane they would be turning left into (against the lights here, but I don’t trust drivers) and move my hand behind my head to keep flipping him off.

I hear someone yelling “Come back here!”

I turn around, and see that he now has his window down, and is yelling at me to come back to his car? I’m nearly out of the intersection by this point. I yell back “Why would I ever do that????”

(Visions of being murdered are dancing in my head, and how everyone will blame me for going back to get stabbed or run over or something.)

He yells out that I’m a pussy.

And suddenly, this all makes sense.

I just got my head shaved. I don’t wear make up. I was in a large, not very flattering winter jacket. I’m wearing black leather combat boots. I’ve been trying to walk with wider steps, just to see how that feels.

This guy thinks I’m a dude.

I had no idea how to respond. Honestly, I’ve never cared if I was mistaken for a guy, and I’m dressing less female coded right now (and feeling really happy about it) so it isn’t unexpected. I had just never been on the receiving end of someone wanting to fight me before.

My friend didn’t notice any of this, btw. He had headphones on as earmuffs, but… Maybe I’m just more worried about getting murdered?

The takeaway is: I got called a pussy by someone assuming I would take that as an insult.

Also my anthro wolf character Ashe (who is looking for her friend who was kidnapped from her far north village, she’s an elf and smells of cinnamon and is about this tall have you seen her? I’ve been looking etc etc etc) JUST FOUND HER FRIEND! We’ve been playing for probably two years by this point? We’ve been tracking her, and we were tracking her through this ruined city where she was tracking the cultists we are also trying to stop. We kept coming across these bodies that were just filled with arrows, so now I know my friend is a bad ass.

We get to the tower that she’s holed up in, and she shoots at us. I’ve got gloves that let me try to catch arrows a few times a day, so I catch it! Zeela makes a huge glowing sign that says ‘IT’S ASHE’ so my friend will stop shooting at us. I take off across the way, charge up the tower, and open the door to find my friend. She’s still got her sweet crossbow pointed at us, and is looking at us suspiciously.

So my six foot six wolf character bounds forward and says “I brought you back your arrow!” and holds it out. My friend smiles and falls unconscious, since she’s pretty beat up.

Everyone at the table is like DID YOU JUST PLAY FETCH and the session ends. XD

So great night, followed by a weird random encounter.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Why do I think if he actually did the GOP would rather defend him to the death then cut him loose for Pence?
@Rhuu
That sounds like a really nice session, you know aside from the road raging douche.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@Angry

Would we be surprised if these rants were written by 12 yo virgin basement dwellers with pocks?

I would. I mean, when I was all those things, I had way better things to do. Now that the only thing that’s changed is my age, I still have better things to do. Besides, I’d just hit puberty at 12. How much time does it usually take for someone to go from newly interested in sex to bitter about not getting it? A few months into pubescence seems an awfully quick turnaround

occasional reader
occasional reader
3 years ago

Hello.

> LindsayIrene
Well, would the plan not look more like this :
1 – Get woman eggs
2 – ???
3 – Cuck !
according to the admitted goal of the process described in the post ?
If Chuck Norris loses his h one day, there is going to be an uproar in the MRA alt-righters.

Have a nice day.

Christina Nordlander, Keyboard Battlesister
Christina Nordlander, Keyboard Battlesister
3 years ago

Haha, this has got to be a troll, right? Surely no-one can be this ignorant.

As a woman, I don’t feel excluded by “mankind”. I can only speak for myself, though.

Interestingly, the Swedish word “människa” (human, can be used in the same inclusive sense as “mankind” or “Man” in English) has always been feminine.

Freemage
Freemage
3 years ago

Ugh. TW warning on the following link for cyber-stalking, rape threats, and all the other usual bullshit that goes around this sort of thing:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2017/03/05/im-never-reenlisting-marine-corps-rocked-by-nude-photo-scandal/?utm_term=.f2a7dd9b2339

It is my sincere hope that every last one of these shitbags is dishonorably discharged, preferably at the end of a period of incarceration.

dlouwe
dlouwe
3 years ago

If you need an etymology lesson to explain how a word is technically gender neutral, it probably isn’t particularly gender neutral.

Rhuu
Rhuu
3 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

Arguments against:

It’s got ‘man’ in it.

I believe the argument against is that it used to be neutral, when there was a modifier to it. They then dropped the one of modifierS, and declared the word neutral unless it had a modifier on it to make it not neutral.

As a not-linguist, I think the only way ‘mankind’ is neutral is if ‘man’ is neutral. Man is neutral if ‘man’ as a gender is neutral. As we’re trying to push back against man = default/neutral, I’d say that it isn’t gender neutral.

Actual linguists have already chimed in and said that historically it was. I don’t feel like it is now.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

the implantation process can be easily done during sex

First of all, “the implantation process” refers to the embryo attaching to the uterine wall, which takes place over a few days. “Transfer” is the correct term here. You can transfer all you want, but it doesn’t guarantee that implantation takes place.

Second of all, what are the mechanics of this? How do the nanos get inserted without the woman noticing the delivery device/process and actively cooperating? How does Chad ensure that it’s the correct day of the woman’s cycle to accept an embryo?

“What’s that on your penis”?

“Er…nothing! Nothing! Just a…device.”

“Why is there a catheter attached to it?”

“I um, read about it in the Kama Sutra. Now hold still for a second, I just need to insert this vaginal probe so I can measure the thickness of your uterine lining, check for fibroids, and program the correct landing coordinates into….oops, I’ve said too much.”

“What? Wait, what are you wheeling into the bathroom? Is that a tank of liquid nitrogen?”

“Um, hold on! Just hold on a few minutes! I just need to thaw something! Be right there!”

(afterwards)

“That was great! Now, do me a favor and lie on your back for ten minutes before getting up, because…um…reasons. And then you may return to light activity, but don’t lift anything heavy or eat raw fish or pork for the next few days.”

dlouwe
dlouwe
3 years ago

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants

No no no, don’t you see? He doesn’t need to worry about any of that, because advancements in nano machines. Why bother with specific knowledge about the thing you’re trying to accomplish when future science wizards will create a magic robot spell that simply does the thing for you?

Because if science can potentially figure out how to do any particular thing that means it’s definitely going to figure out the one particular thing that you want.

That, or turn everything into grey goo. But hey, you’ve got to crack a few eggs if you want to systematically violate the bodily autonomy of as many women as possible.

MGTOWRevolutionary
MGTOWRevolutionary
3 years ago

How about the female privilege of being able to know whether a child is yours, even if your husband were to cuckold you? Men cannot be raped but we do have our own equivalent, of being cuckolded and tricked into raising somebody who isn’t our own genes which is worse than any of that including prison rape.

Also as for how beta males’ genes from its because patriarchy protected us from the will of hypergamous alpha-hunting women by suppressing their interests, and putting mens’ first. Without patriarchy betas wouldn’t be here.

Women produce nothing of value in this world, they exploit us men for it and we have nothing to lose but our chains in this society against the gynocentric collective matriarchy, when MGTOW-led unions(Not Marxist, Feminist degenerate ones) start forming one day we are going to have all men strike and stop working. And bring down civilization or society as a whole for revenge of your exploitation of us. Women want men to do all the work anyway and don’t do anything so it will be quite easy.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Miggy
Men can not be raped.
Says the so called mra.
Why so misandrist?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@MiggieStalin
Nobody invited you

How about the female privilege of being able to know whether a child is yours, even if your husband were to cuckold you?

I’m not sure how pregnancy and delivery is a privilege

Men cannot be raped

Fuck off

including prison rape

Wait, but didn’t you just say… Whatever

MGTOWRevolutionary
MGTOWRevolutionary
3 years ago

i meant rape by the opposite gender, ah I see a typical beta male white knighting mangina. if you do get married one day you will see that she will cuckold you for a macho alpha male jock and asshole to have his child, and will trick you into pouring all your money/resources into raising their child. Have fun with that self-hater and gender traitor.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@mg

i meant rape by the opposite gender

I quote Axe’s statement

fuck off

Also keep your cuckold fantasies to yourself.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Hmm. Does Miggytroll really think men can’t be raped, or is this a sad, sad attempt at a gotcha.

Either way, he can go lick a cactus.

macho alpha male jock

And seriously. Jock? Get over high school, you pathetic fuck. What kind of grown up goes around dividing people into jocks and nerds? Even in high school I wasn’t doing that!

Croquembouche of patriarchy
Croquembouche of patriarchy
3 years ago

Ooh, an answer to my question

MGTOW genetics confuse me… I just can’t work out where they think their own non-alpha genes come from. By their own metrics, all of them were fathered by Chads upon evil trickster wimminz. So shouldn’t they all be Chads?

So, the patriarchy was composed of alphas who limited their own breeding opportunities to maximise beta breeding? Or the patriarchy was the betas?

But whatever the patriarchy was, it suddenly lost power? What date did this occur, Miggy? After what point can we say every child born is the spawn of an alpha? Why are there still typical beta male white knighting manginas everywhere?

LindsayIrene
3 years ago

Women MGTOWs produce nothing of value in this world, they exploit us men for it whine unceasingly and we have nothing to lose but our chains patience

FTFY. Hmmm… Could someone explain to me why alpha males would be interested in allowing betas males to reproduce?

MGTOWRevolutionary
MGTOWRevolutionary
3 years ago

Under a patriarchy the top 10% alpha males went for the top 10% women. The 40% for the 40% and lower tier men for the lower tier women, so on. It was all evenly distributed. Because of feminism and the sexual revolution women have learned to be hypergamous, rejecting all men who are their equals only going for the top 10% of males. Patriarchy put women in their place and taught them not to have so unrealistically high expectations or hypergamy.

Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack

Men cannot be raped

Why are you not banned yet.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@MGTOWRevolutionary
Of course you suggest a classist caste system that puts you on top while everyone else is forced to live in squander. And of course you blatanly ignore the fact that plenty of kings and those in power had no compunctions with concubines.
@Handsome :Punkle Stan: Jack
An excellent question.

LindsayIrene
3 years ago

So… once upon a time, the top 10% of men voluntarily limited themselves to the top 10% of women. Now the top 10% of men are taking 100% of the women. Why aren’t you going after those greedy, greedy alpha dudes? You outnumber them by 10 to 1!

Christ, this numbskull makes me miss Divided Line.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Ugh. Divided Line. He was the most pathetic of the sad boner trolls. Miggy here is clearly just trolling and while plenty misogynist, is probably not 100% serious. I’m pretty sure DL was actually 100% serious.

IIRC, he got banned after coming into a thread about a murder victim to declare his untouched peen the real victim.

Oh, Miggs. I just thought you might want to know that I’m just finishing up my period. I’m still spotting but the heavy bleeding is over. I had some pretty bad cramps this month but they seem to be gone now. I know you really love to hear about periods. Just helping you out!

Daxter
Daxter
3 years ago

This so completely disregards optimal male mating strategy though.

The goal is to propagate your genes so they are passed on to another generation and another after that and so on. In service of that goal, you want to have progeny with the highest quality mate around, true, but only if you’re female. Women have a lot of limits on the number of progeny they can produce, so they want to make the most of each opportunity.

If you’re male, and not of a species where you have to devote a significant amount of your resources to your progeny, thus limiting the progeny you can produce, you can afford to be significantly less choosy. Chad Thundercock sounds like a love ’em and leave ’em kind of guy, why would he pay child support? His optimal strategy is to have the most diverse bunch of offspring possible, so he can maximize his genetic impact on the generations to come.

Simplified example: If Chad only has little nerd babies with nerd girls, then if we wake up tomorrow and only musicians get to procreate he is SOL. If, instead, he’s made lots of different kinds of babies with lots of different kinds of girls, then he’s future-proofed his genes. A nerd girl only gets one or two shots, so she’d be best off having a half-nerd half-model baby, or a half-nerd half-athlete, unless she’s certain it’s nerds all the way, in which case she finds a nerd and nerds out.

They’ve put stupid on their stupid, I don’t think it helped.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Is this a Poe evopsych troll or was that serious?

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

Either way, it was funny, just not as much as Miggy’s previous rant. I’m so sad I missed that, by the way.

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy

I might be too charitable, but I read Daxter as saying that even by evopsych standards, manosphere ideology is nonsense.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Oh, I missed this…late to the party.

I have to wonder why MigRev thinks none of us have ever heard this bullshit before, and why he thinks he is so “revolutionary”.

Nobody cares if he GHOW. He doesn’t need to make another name up and try to post all about it again…is there some sort of unwritten rule that he has to go proselytize on feminist leaning boards, as if everyone will suddenly have some great epihany and offer him a blow job, no strings attached?

GO YOUR OWN WAY, dude. You spend entirely too much time analyzing how awful you think women are, then crowing how you don’t need women. Newsflash: they don’t need you, either, and that’s what really chaps your ass, isn’t it? That nobody is wailing, beating their breast, gnashing their teeth in lament?

Have a nice trip to Seagull Island. Forget to write, please.

Daxter
Daxter
3 years ago

Serious in concept, tongue-in-cheek in phrasing.

Evopsych research starts with what’s observed and tries to work backwards to how that could come about, since it can’t run many controlled forwards experiments. It leads to a lot of ‘barnacle geese come from barnacles because we see lots of barnacles and then lots of geese’ levels of stupid theories, but the stupid doesn’t usually completely disregard the observed.

They’ve observed that Chad is mating with lots of different girls and somehow think he wants to have lots of kids with just one high-quality girl but can’t quite figure out how to make that happen, until technology can step in and save the day! Poor Chad, looking for kids in all the wrong ladies.

These theories even have fun names! Names these asshats would love to be able to drop into their techno-babble, like the Sexy son hypothesis.

It’s like watching a movie declare their rocket boots to be powered by “differential equations”. There’s real science you could have used instead, and it would’ve been cooler too!

*runs back to lab, muttering*

Bimaac
Bimaac
3 years ago

MGTOW are a bit like that person we all know who claims to be over their ex but won’t shut-up about them.

AvgWorldCitizen
AvgWorldCitizen
3 years ago

MGTOW is a response to 3rd Wave Feminism.

And the biggest problem there frankly is that Feminists support Abortion – the very practice of Killing Baby Girls. Over 90% of babies aborted in the US are female. Yet they support it cause its a “woman’s choice” regardless of why. Ironic, aint it? Women supporting the mindless death of their own gender?

Gendercide is having massive repercussions in the world – China, India, Vietnam, The Caucasus (Armenia, Georgia, etc). and its spreading. 300 million baby girls dead. More coming. All because these sickos can use an ultrasound machine to abort females before they are even born.

Yet Feminists are silent on the issue.

Now with the US importing so many H1B visas from China & India – its 70% men. Causing an even further gender imbalance. This is a major impact to gender relations – not just because only less than 10% of men are gay and would like that – its wrong because it creates female bargaining power artificially.

It creates the attitudes that Western Women have. They are outnumbered by TOO MANY MEN so they can pick and choose. They can have sex with 100s of men and still find a White Knight at 35.

Bars, clubs, music festivals – even most conferences – all GUYS. Every city is a huge sausagefest except NYC, Philly and Boston. LA, San Diego, Seattle, Las Vegas (remove the Strip), Miami, Too few women.
Men have caught onto this.

So MGTOW is a natural reaction to a huge GENDER IMBALANCE in the US (especially under age 30 – look it up. I repeat UNDER 30….not over 50 which makes it look like the US is properly balanced. Its NOT! Old women outnumber old men so its a mirage).

I would actually argue the reverse for the black community. The gender imbalance is hurting the black community in the reverse fashion. TOO MANY WOMEN – not enough men. We all know this because 1.5 million black men are “Missing” aka in jail or dead. But that’s a different topic for another day.

Not ALL women are to blame. Some aren’t these 3rd wave Feminists that abort baby girls and still feel ENTITLED to everything but produce nothing. But a heck of lot are and its because they have the NUMBERS in their favor – until about age 50 unless they are black.

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

Bars, clubs, music festivals – even most conferences – all GUYS. Every city is a huge sausagefest

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what’s called taking an unrepresentative sample. Only sinful, evil people would ever do such a thing, as it makes your results meaningless and makes Charles Darwin cry. Even economists and psychologists know better than to do this.

Let’s point and laugh.

faintingcouches
3 years ago

@Troll, woops you got it the wrong way around

Feminism is a response to people like you.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

Bars, clubs, music festivals – even most conferences – all GUYS. Every city is a huge sausagefest

Funny, I’m in a bar right now, and there’s only one dude here who isn’t an employee. Hell, the bar next door caters specifically to gay men, and the crowd there is still at least a third ladies most nights.

faintingcouches
3 years ago

Where is Bina? BINA!!! We need you to do that thing where you hillariously short hand the troll speak.

ok troll-ee this is what you said to us. “AHEM” – coughs…

And the biggest problem there frankly is that Feminists support Abortion – the very practice of Killing Baby Girls. Over 90% of babies aborted in the US are female. Yet they support it cause its a “woman’s choice” regardless of why. Ironic, aint it? Women supporting the mindless death of their own gender?

Gendercide is having massive repercussions in the world – China, India, Vietnam, The Caucasus (Armenia, Georgia, etc). and its spreading. 300 million baby girls dead. More coming. All because these sickos can use an ultrasound machine to abort females before they are even born.

“I’m going to blame a problem of patriarchy on the evil feeemales.”

It creates the attitudes that Western Women have. They are outnumbered by TOO MANY MEN so they can pick and choose. They can have sex with 100s of men and still find a White Knight at 35.

Bars, clubs, music festivals – even most conferences – all GUYS. Every city is a huge sausagefest except NYC, Philly and Boston. LA, San Diego, Seattle, Las Vegas (remove the Strip), Miami, Too few women.
Men have caught onto this.

“Said females won’t talk to me waaaah!” (as an aside I am booking my ticket from NZ to Boston NOW to get me some sausage!)

Not ALL women are to blame. Some aren’t these 3rd wave Feminists that abort baby girls and still feel ENTITLED to everything but produce nothing. But a heck of lot are and its because they have the NUMBERS in their favor – until about age 50 unless they are black.

…something about black people…
“It’s not fair! Waaaah women are mostly evil but I can’t have one”.

faintingcouches
3 years ago

@ Dali,

Are you on the strip at Vegas? Cuz he specifically said his wild and bluntly rounded numbers did not include that area.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@faintingcouches
Nope. Portland, OR, watching well-built men gyrating on stage without their clothes.

faintingcouches
3 years ago

Aaah, I see – you are in reality. A different universe from the one where 3rd wave feminists are murdering all the girl foetuses like saturn eating his children. (Was going to post a link to Goya painting but it’s pretty violent.) But I do hope it’s the one with gyrating sausage!!