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Sick David

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Ugh. I’ve been hit with a nasty flu, so I will be out of commission today and probably for several more as this thing runs its course.

Which is a pity not only because I feel like crap but also because there’s lots of stuff going on. It’s (Not My) Presidet’s day, and there are anti-Trump protests around the US (and in London too, but for different anti-Trump reasons).

Meanwhle, our old friend fiend MILO was scheduled to be one of the keynote speakers at CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) but, oops, conservatives discovered that their favorite hateful bigot has, on a number of occasions, explicitly defended pedophilia oh sorry “ephebophilia.” And now he’s been un-scheduled. See the latest here!

Anyway, I’m going to go lie down. Feel free to use this as an open thread of course.

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PrettyPrettyPegasus
PrettyPrettyPegasus
7 years ago

Throwing in a vote for Please Don’t Tell My Parents I’m a Supervillain. Starts out good, and the books get more complex as the series goes on, definitely.

DL
DL
7 years ago

Aw I hope you’re feeling better now, David. Remember to drink lots and rest, okay 🙂

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
7 years ago

So apparently Matt Forney wants to nuke Japan a third time because he hates anime.

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=124823

Given a lot of alt-rightists like anime, is this going to provoke another split just like Milo-gate did?

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
7 years ago

CPPhazor:

I’d never heard of mini-puberty before! Thanks for bringing it up, I’ve learned a lot so far:

http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2016/07/humans_experience_two_distinct_puberties.html

I sometimes wonder if there aren’t more than two puberties. I mean, I’m a guy and when I was 25, I could have sworn I was going through a second puberty. Not sure if that’s what it was, but it was certainly an odd experience. It might have also been brought on by experience rather than being innately programmed (after all, hormone surges can occur for environmental reasons too).

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@PrettyPrettyPegasus
my local library hasn’t got that one, but that reminds me to suggest Brandon Sanderson’s Reckoners series, in which some people gain superpowers at the expense of their better nature. Steelheart ,the first book, opens with the protagonist seeking revenge on the eponymous super, who killed his fatheron the way to ruling Chicago with an iron fist.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Hu’s on first
I’m definitely having a second puberty, but that’s thanks to science.

A. Noyd
A. Noyd
7 years ago

I’d list some YA books but the only ones I read these days are in Japanese. But Japan has some good YA that includes a lot of fantasy elements which are integral to the plot, but with stories that ultimately revolve around coming of age, finding oneself, and resolving internal conflicts.

What I like is that most authors either try to give reasonable explanations for why the fantasy elements were never anything supernatural to begin with or they just have the fantasy elements be a normal part of the world. They don’t usually do that annoying thing where they try to imply, in the last few pages, that the fantasy elements were possibly just someone’s delusion all along.

Hendrake
Hendrake
7 years ago

I am not 100% sure if all of them are YA, but here are my recommendations from the top of my mind that I didn’t see mention yet :

The Delhpi Effect and the Chronos Files series by Rysa Walker
Crudrat and the Finishing School series by Gail Carriger
Shadowshaper by Daniel José Older
The Illuminae Files series by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff
The Starbound series by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor
All the Birds in the Sky by Charlie Jane Anders
Every Heart a Doorway, Sparrow Hill Road and Dusk or Dark or Dawn or Day by Seanan McGuire

Kevin
Kevin
7 years ago

For my two penn’orth on YA I’d recommend Terry Pratchett’s ‘Tiffany Aching’ stories, his earlier novel ‘Equal Rites’ and possibly ‘Monstrous Regiment.’ They seem to have a YA vibe to them, but I admit some are over ten years old.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

-sees all this talk about YA works-

-just remembers a past full of Animorphs-

Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
7 years ago

@Dalillama

Tinker (Wen Spencer): is a teenage inventor, who runs a Pittsburgh junkyard. The twist being that Pittsburgh has been transported to Elfhome, where magic works and elves rule. An ongoing series, now up to 4 novels and a short story collection (the latter focusing on other characters)

I’ve only kinda sorta read the first book, but I believe it should include a (TW: Sexual Assault)

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Schnookums
You’re right, I missed that one.

dlouwe
dlouwe
7 years ago

@Troubelle

Same, except for me it was Goosebumps. I read a few Animorphs books and they were pretty awesome, but I had a veritable library of Goosebumps.

@WWTH

Not sure how common it is, but I took to reading very early and tended to just read whatever could get my hands on, so I had a fairly similar experience growing up. Though I was more into Sci-Fi/Fantasy, which meant alongside my stacks of Goosebumps books I also had Tolkien, Dragonlance, Star Wars EU novels, etc. Also, I seemed to have a penchant for checking out wildly age-inappropriate books from the library.

Sea Wolf
Sea Wolf
7 years ago

Hope you feel better soon, David.

I can’t think of any YA books to recommend. I read the Sweet Valley High series as a teenager, and I adored the Horses of Half Moon Ranch series when I was a pre-teen (I think?).

Majorly OT: Since this is an open thread, I want to mention a “right-wing conservative” (his words) commenter named “Dead1” over at the Angry Metal Guy blog forums. The AMG community is mostly progressive and troll-free. There’s a thread on Donald Trump, with a bunch of comments from Dead1. He seems to know everything about everything lol. I feel like I’d have to read for a 100 years just to catch up with him (he studied history and the American constitution at varsity, btw). I almost feel guilty for being a leftist, since the left seems to have ruined the environment, Western countries and social cohesion (i.e. “we” allowed too many immigrants in for his tastes).

A sample of his writing:

I have no time for environmentalists and other anti-progress groups. Because of them, where I live is fucked. In the 1970s environmentalists pretty much destroyed Tasmania’s industrial development plan based on cheap hydroelectricity. These people are so entrenched to this day we can’t even build hotels, let alone factories.

They did fuck all to stop pollution. Instead they just contributed to a culture of atrophy, welfare dependence and social decay.

In fact because of their ironically anti-progressive nature, environmentalists and other progressives have thwarted economic wealth creation that could have been pumped into cleaning up polluted rivers, redeveloping public transport, creating more sustainable infrastructure etc.

It’s easy for people in Sydney and Melbourne to talk. Big city slickers sit there drinking lattes and pretend they care whilst living of the fruits of cheap power (thank you coal), foreign export income (thank you coal and iron), cheap consumer goods (thank you polluting Chinese and sweat shop labour Bangladeshis) and out of control house price booms (thank you immigration and Chinese investors).

It’s perhaps the biggest reason I stopped being a progressive so many years ago. When you realise you live in a decayed ex-industrial town with few jobs, endemic drug and growing crime you realise the guy spouting progressive ideals that stop things getting better isn’t progressive at all.

He starts on about immigrants (especially muslims) later in the thread; here’s the link to page 15 onwards: https://www.metal-fi.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=525&start=140
(Sorry for a teal deer).

Paradoxical Intention: Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Off topic of book discussion, but someone posted an older article on Tumblr, and I felt like it could be a good resource for trolls who happen by.

The U.N. Sent 3 Foreign Women To The U.S. To Assess Gender Equality. They Were Horrified.

So, the next time we get a troll saying that women want special rights and they’re not doing enough in THE MIDDLE EAST and how women aren’t oppressed, I’m just gonna link this.

Skiriki
Skiriki
7 years ago

From 2016, T. Kingfisher (aka Ursula Vernon) “The Raven and the Reindeer“.

Rhuu
Rhuu
7 years ago

One thing about Tiger’s Curse… it’s got a pretty strong white saviour vibe going on. (link goes to the goodreads page with reviews)

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Troubelle

Heh, I read those too, maybe three of them. Back then I was more into fantasy than SF so I didn’t really enjoy them all that much though.

BUT the author also wrote the Everworld trilogy, which is aimed at somewhat older readers and left me with some pretty good memories. Not sure if I’d still like it a decade and a half later, but then that goes for everything.

I’m a bit ashamed to have liked Terry Goodkind at some point when I was 13 or something. Though even back then there were things that really annoyed me, and they’re the same things that annoy me today, I guess I just have a lot less tolerance to it now.

I don’t read much anymore these days, though it pains me. I used to be an absolute bookworm, but that changed about five years ago for some reason, about the time I started writing the current iteration of my old big-ass fantasy project. Guess it’s taking up all my mental bookshelves and there’s not much room left for anything else ? Go figure. At any rate, progress is slow and not too steady on that front, but at least I’ve gone five years without deciding to burn all my papers and start over yet again, so that’s a start.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
7 years ago

Kevin:

For my two penn’orth on YA I’d recommend Terry Pratchett’s ‘Tiffany Aching’ stories, his earlier novel ‘Equal Rites’ and possibly ‘Monstrous Regiment.’ They seem to have a YA vibe to them, but I admit some are over ten years old.

The last two Tiffany Aching books seem fairly dark and veering into Celtic mysticism, with some pretty obscure jokes. Like referring to Gytha Ogg’s house as “Tir Nani Ogg”. I’m so lucky I got that.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Artic Ape

veering into Celtic mysticism, with some pretty obscure jokes.

All the Discworld books are like that. Practically every time I reread one I catch one I’d missed before.

Like referring to Gytha Ogg’s house as “Tir Nani Ogg”. I’m so lucky I got that.

That one’s a standing joke, IIRC first used in Witches Abroad

Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
7 years ago

@Sinkable John

I read Mr. Goodkind as well, all the way up to Chainfire. I almost never give up on a series, just out of stubbornness, but I realized if I wanted to read an implausible fantasy book that espouses odious political values I’d just read the original, Atlas Shrugged (Zing!).

What makes it sad is that the books could have been good. I think he does have some writing strengths, but it reached a point where I realized the only way I’d be happy with the ending of the series was if Richard was revealed to be a villain protaganist all along, and that wasn’t going to happen.

Pratchett and hidden jokes:

I think the one that hit me the most was in Hogsfather, when Death visits the computer Hex, and Hex asks (paraphrased) “Big Red Lever Time?” I didn’t realize it at first, but it hit me later that Hex just asked Death if he was going to be turned off i.e die. It was clever as well as rather chilling. (I can be a bit obtuse at times, so this might have been something everyone but me got the first time reading it.)

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Schnookums

if I wanted to read an implausible fantasy book that espouses odious political values I’d just read the original, Atlas Shrugged (Zing!).

I’d have gone with the Bible as the original, but that’d been cliché, so I approve this zing.

To be fair I didn’t read the series to the end, mainly cause my “fuck it” moment happened before the french translations were published – but the stubbornness (and OCD) definitely had something to do with me keeping at it past the first book.

By the way, I hadn’t seen the “GloboThermoNuclearHomo” addition to your name until now but it is glorious.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

Haven’t seen this linked yet:

https://psmag.com/on-the-milo-bus-with-the-lost-boys-of-americas-new-right-629a77e87986

It’s by the writer who did “I’m with the banned.”

MrsObedMarsh
MrsObedMarsh
7 years ago

OT:

Next time I see something about how liberals are r-strategists, I’m going to remember this strip:

http://i.imgur.com/TELt6T9.png

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@PoM

Yes ! I love Laurie Penny’s work and this article is excellent.