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Mike Flynn’s fall, as told in tweets with the word “cuck” in them

Mike Flynn: Cuck, or cuckity cuck cuck? Trump fans can’t agree

There are a lot of questions still swirling about former National Security Advisor and current unemployed person Michael Flynn.

But there is one question we can answer right now, and that is how people who use the word “cuck” a lot on Twitter have reacted to Flynn’s resignation.

What follows is a WE HUNTED THE MAMMOTH EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATIVE REPORT that clearly isn’t just a bunch of Tweets I found by searching for “flynn” and “cuck,” with some snarky remarks from me thrown in.

Let’s start on Sunday, when one cuck-talker’s spidey-sense started tingling:

https://twitter.com/mediacritik/status/830796104320954369

But one @uppityCUCK wasn’t having it:

https://twitter.com/uppityCUCK/status/831277433563267074

https://twitter.com/uppityCUCK/status/831326652080742401

Travis here wasn’t quite so thrilled with Flynn’s notions of loyalty:

https://twitter.com/tel_styles/status/831343879492366337

And then, BAM!

The cuck-based hot takes (say that three times fast!) began almost immediately.

https://twitter.com/followinga/status/831356857579089920

https://twitter.com/PenceMindset/status/831359827918090240

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/831361912034168832

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/831362974627557381

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/831364727238385664

(Don’t worry, folks, Cernovich will be getting a WHTM post of his own today.)

While none of the cuck-talkers disagree that there is some kind of cuckery going on here, there is some doubt over who exactly is the cuck here. One fellow took a survey:

https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/831380572257808384

SPOILER ALERT: Last I checked, Flynn was way ahead in the race for cuck of the day.

For many, the big question wasn’t whether or not Flynn is a cuck — that’s a given — but how much of a cuck he is.

https://twitter.com/badperson69/status/831375526338113536

https://twitter.com/Militahobo/status/831379354328379392

What might be an appropriate punishment for Flynn’s alleged cuckery? Conbon here has a suggestion:

https://twitter.com/ConnorFunkyCold/status/831406432784244740

This fellow seems a little confused about “resignations” like Flynn’s.

https://twitter.com/HalHardwick/status/831468669049962496

Hal, hate to break it to you but Flynn did not abandon ship. He was walked off the plank.

It didn’t take long for someone to blame the Jews:

https://twitter.com/14Gamby88/status/831412956634214400

Others blamed the secret machinations of Big Pizza.

One energetic if not terribly inventive fellow started popping out the memes:

https://twitter.com/edgelord2017/status/831499148704743427

https://twitter.com/edgelord2017/status/831500653075759106

https://twitter.com/edgelord2017/status/831501948360736768

Our energetic meme-maker also had some thoughts on Flynn’s son.

https://twitter.com/edgelord2017/status/831504633206099968

Not sure that one is going to catch on.

So is it all over for Flynn, like forever? Cuck-talkers can’t agree.

Some think he needs to have a fork stuck into him:

Others think Flynn is just getting started:

One thing’s for sure: whatever happens, the word “cuck” will be involved somehow.

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Hu's On First
Hu's On First
3 years ago

I think we need a word to use as a retort against misogynists, particularly those who say “cuck” a lot or lionize PUA tactics.

How about “quag”? It’s short for Quagmire (as in Glenn). It also sounds like quagga (an extinct animal, just like these guys’ ideas should be extinct).

Examples of its use in a sentence:

-Donald Trump is our quag-in-chief

-Better to be a cuck than a quag!

-How come 4chan and Reddit have become totally quagged lately?

-As the number of times a man unironically uses the word “cuck” increases, the probability of his being a quag approaches 1.

Poglodyte
Poglodyte
3 years ago

The NewSpeak Dictionary of 2017 will only have one word in it.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago
Lucrece
Lucrece
3 years ago

I, for one, love getting my information with a side order of snark. 😉

Seriously though, thanks again David for once more wading through the swamp of assholery to bring us the ‘highlights’. I don’t think this is said enough and I hope you know how much your work is appreciated!

Unrelated: Happy Valentines/Galentines/Palentines Day to my Mammothy friends – you peeps help me stay sane in this increasingly bizarre world! (Psst – I know some people don’t like Valentines Day, and I can relate, so if that’s you please take this merely as some positive, kind thoughts coming your way – I know we all sorely need those right now!)

💘

lith
lith
3 years ago

I have reached semantic satiation with that word (yes I had to look that up).
It was a stupid word to begin with and has now lost all meaning.

BaronJenks
BaronJenks
3 years ago

I’d like to register the name “Cuckleberry Flynn” right now. I’m sure I can get some royalties from it if it catches on.

numerobis
numerobis
3 years ago

I hope those cuck smurfs get smurfed right in the smurf.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

Russia appears to have used this opportunity to deploy their new cruise missile system.

I don’t think there’s anything sinister in that; they’ve been wanting to do it for ages. But it’s a good time whilst there’s no one on at the White House to deal with the situation.

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)
EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)
3 years ago

@BaronJenks:

I’d like to register the name “Cuckleberry Flynn” right now. I’m sure I can get some royalties from it if it catches on.

Surprisingly considering how law-and-order they sound at times, I suspect that the Knights Who Say Cuck may not be the most literal adherents to internal copyright law.

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
3 years ago

Yup, worst thing that can happen to somebody in the eyes of a Trumpster is looking bad in front of the enemy (read: liberals/progressives/SocJus).

This is what Rush Limbaugh and Fox News have wrought on politics, folks.

Hambeast (fan of diversity)
Hambeast (fan of diversity)
3 years ago

The cuck word has indeed lost all meaning. Or, its original meaning, anyhow; it’s simply devolved into meaning “something we don’t like.”

I guess all of the other perfectly cromulent words that could be used have SJW/lefty cooties on ’em or something?

NelC
NelC
3 years ago

@poglodyte: Prophetic comic —

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/llog/wc072.gif

Doesn’t “cuck” now just sound like the noise a chicken makes?

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
3 years ago

Does anyone else think Mike Flynn looks a lot like Garcia Flynn, the villain from Timeless?

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

Cuck-cuck-cuck-BUKCAW-cuck!

dlouwe
dlouwe
3 years ago

With a cuck-cuck here,
And a cuck-cuck there,
Here a cuck, there a cuck,
Everywhere a cuck-cuck

From the lesser known “Old McDonald Had a Shitty, Racist Farm”

dlouwe
dlouwe
3 years ago

I find their one-upsmanship (one-cucksmanship?) kind of hilarious, where they try to act like “cuck” has some definitive meaning and argue about its application so that they can maintain arbiter status. They’re all just desperate to stay ahead of the curve, lest they find themselves tossed out of the increasingly extreme in-group.

Jenora Feuer
Jenora Feuer
3 years ago

@NelC:
Ahhhh, The Parking Lot Is Full. I used to love that webcomic. Then again, I enjoy a bit of surreality.

My favourite one is probably the V-chip one:

http://j.aufbix.org/plif/archive/wc161.gif

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Semi on topicish.

I wonder if David Duke’s Twitter shitfit about Chris Evans and Captain America is going to cause the alt-right to try (and fail hilariously) to boycott the Marvel Cinematic Universe into oblivion?

http://dlisted.com/2017/02/14/david-duke-keeps-fighting-with-captain-america-on-twitter/#more-247388

Ghost Robot
Ghost Robot
3 years ago

That Wikileaks tweet is hilarious. I know plenty of self-identified left-wingers who still strenuously insist that Assange isn’t in the tank for Trump and Putin, and that Clinton would have been far worse anyway, and the rape allegations were a setup and blah, blah, blah… They still think Clinton would have been worse than Trump, too, which I feel should disqualify them from ever identifying as progressive ever again.

Marshb
Marshb
3 years ago

If this is a drinking game; worst one ever! Cant stand hearing the word anymore! UGH!

Jules
Jules
3 years ago

Oh, it’s a verb now?