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Psychedelic Psean Pspycer: 5 pics of Trump’s press secretary on shrooms, allegedly

What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Sean Spicer often seems as though he’s living in an alternate reality. I’ve been assuming that’s because, well, basically his job is to present bald-faced lies to the press and pretend that Donald Trump’s various pronouncements on any given subject aren’t a random mess of contradictions.

But what if the real explanation is that Spicer is just really, really high?

And so, in the tradition of previous posts like 10 pictures of Donald Trump with a tiny smoosh face and Six creepily filtered pics of Donald Trump, because why not?, I present to you Five Pics of Psychedelic Psean Pspycer.

In case you’re wondering, I made these with custom filters based on 60s era psychedelic posters on DreamscopeApp.com. Click on the pics to see them full size. Warning: Your mind may be blown.

Far freakin out
Well that’s just like your opinion, man
Have you ever really looked at your index finger, I mean really looked
I hope no one can tell how high I am right now
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Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

Bannon might as well stick an anime or Pepe avatar on the potus twitter account at this point.

JoeB
JoeB
7 years ago

Trump at National Prayer Breakfast points out The Apprentice ratings are down this season and asks for prayers for Arnold so he can get the ratings up.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/827159368353280000

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

Completely off topic but I’m just putting this up for Victorious Parasol (From an EU Parliament debate yesterday)

http://media.dods.co.uk/sites/media.dods.co.uk/files/image/farage44bt66l.jpg

Falconer
7 years ago

I know of the Mario Brothers movie. Even at 13-14 I knew it was gonna be a turkey. Well done, SFHC!

@Kat — if we’re lucky, Gorsuch is a South Park White Boy — trolling everyone.

Falconer
7 years ago

Multiple marches even here in Tennessee yesterday. Beloved went to a midday march in Knoxville, and there was an even larger march in Memphis that started at the site where Rev. King died yesterday evening.

So there’s a light beneath the gray clouds of my adopted state.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

Trump at National Prayer Breakfast points out The Apprentice ratings are down this season and asks for prayers for Arnold so he can get the ratings up.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

Yep, kupo, you didn’t expect that Trump would make the national prayer breakfast* not about himself, did you? In response, a spokesperson for Arnie said “Arnold is praying that President Trump can start improving his own approval ratings, which are the worst in history for an incoming president, by taking his job seriously and working inclusively”.

* Why is this a thing?

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
7 years ago

Sometimes Mr. Schwartzenegger has a good thing to say. 🙂

leftwingfox
leftwingfox
7 years ago

@Moggie, today I learned the answer to that:

https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/827149719436685312/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

So, yeah. Only Nixon could go to China (without being red-baited by Nixon), and only Trump could make a mockery of the National Prayer Breakfast (by being a walking joke).

leftwingfox
leftwingfox
7 years ago

@Fishy Goat: The sad thing is that he actually would be superior to Trump.

I mean sure, we’re swapping one sexual predator for another, but at least Arnold is “only” a rubber stamp for the GOP in congress, and not the fleshy muppet of Neo Nazis.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

Eek, and we live on a planet shaped like a ball of string!

Weird (Don't Mourn, ORGANIZE!!) Eddie
Weird (Don't Mourn, ORGANIZE!!) Eddie
7 years ago

Milo Yabbadabbadopolis chased off Berkeley campus… yeah, Go, Bears, beat Bitefart!!!

RadicalBacon
RadicalBacon
7 years ago

All this, and no Dune references? Except I can’t imagine Spicer being good for interplanetary travel.

Dalillama: Shepherd of Demonic Crocodiles.
Dalillama: Shepherd of Demonic Crocodiles.
7 years ago

OT but not really :

Pete Seeger died

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

Heeeeee. Thanks, Alan!

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ radicalbacon

All this, and no Dune references

“The Spice must go!”

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Dali

sillybill
sillybill
7 years ago

@dried mushrooms,

I grow shitake and oyster mushrooms.
I have found that oysters are very good dried, they seem to cook different after they’ve been dried and then reconstituted, my wife like them much better that way. Me I love them every way, best with lots of garlic.
But anyway, oyster mushrooms are the easiest to grow and they will eat almost anything – logs, woodchips, straw, even paper and coffee grounds.
This months project is making a solar dehydrator so there will be lots of dried mushrooms in my future.

I don’t think Sean Spicer has ever been high.

Dalillama: Shepherd of Demonic Crocodiles.
Dalillama: Shepherd of Demonic Crocodiles.
7 years ago

Apparently Seeger died a couple years ago … don’t know how I forgot that.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

I wish Pete Seeger was still around to help us get through this, but OTOH, he had a pretty full life.

Alex Stallwitz
Alex Stallwitz
7 years ago

Oh my god, Spicer is Max Headroom. It makes so much sense now. “M M Make America great again”

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
7 years ago

@EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel):
I love your new name! Where’d you get it from? New troll spewed some more crap trying to insult us?

Now, for the ulterior motive:

The dividing line between Trump and “your racist grandfather who gets all his news from facebook content” was always pretty tenuous, and is getting more so by the day.

Don’t I know it! I love my grandfather, but Jesus does he need to wake up!

@Weird (Don’t MOURN, Organize!) Eddie: I call Breitbart either Dimbart or Brainfart

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

@Violet:
Aww, thank you.

It was from a troll screed. IIRC the troll wasn’t attacking us so much as simply listing the sorts of people who are causing western civilisation to collapse. I’m not a Marxist but I have a weakness for jazz, and weasels are adorable, so two out of three?

(I have a suspicion that the troll intended the term to mean “Black people who support the welfare state”, which… well, one out of two?)