This just showed up in the moderation queue for an old post, and it is too important to keep to myself. Take it away, Zay!
I find it quite fd up that a female can sit and laugh joke and disrespect a male for being small something he has no control of but when a guy be honest what he think of the smell of cooty its harmful he’s disrespectful he’s gay or he don’t like women look I’m straight I like eating cooty and like the smell of cooty if we being honest here cooty stink if it smell like cooty if it didn’t why try so hard too wash it off simple as this don’t disrespect male sex organs and you want get yours disrespected just like you have a choice of ick size we have a choice on how we like cooty to smell # all cooty dnt stink like cooty # she smells like nothing yummy
Ironically, given the subject matter, Zay’s comment has no periods.
EDITED TO ADD: And now, a dramatic reading!
Sounds like cooty isn’t the only sticky icky thee have in mind.
Cooty? I think he meant cooter or coochie? And wouldn’t the equivalent of a small penis be a droopy labia or something? Not that I’m for shaming the appearance of either penes or vulvae, mind you. I just think think that the equivalent of a smelly vulva would be a smelly penis and ball area. Or does he think sweaty stinky balls aren’t a thing?
http://www.troll.me/images/angry-samuel-l-jackson/punctuation-motherfucker-can-you-use-it.jpg
tee hee :3 I guess I’ll just copy and paste the comment I left there.
Does this screed smell like bullshit to anyone else? Or is it just me?
I’ll see myself out now.
I am not a native English speaker so when I read this the first time I took “cooty” as a singular of ‘cooties’.
I am a native speaker of English, and I still took “cooty” as a singular of “cooties”.
ohmigosh you guyse
ahem.
I have a formal invitation for all of you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv0SaDXfC8
Sammy B is hosting a (not the) White House Correspondents’ Dinner! She’s gonna roast the fuck out of that mildew-potato and she’s inviting the press to attend at the same time as the actual Correspondent’s Dinner!
Sweet heavens, she’s brave. Maybe she will make up for some of the horrible Canadians who have moved down there. Please, Sammy Bee, keep up the fight! You can do it! Take my energy, sempai!
I am a-fluster for Samantha Bee. We all know that the one thing Trump can’t stand is mockery, and she’s the queen. You’re our only hope! You can do it!
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I also took ‘cooty’ as a singular of ‘cooties’.
“I’m an experienced adult man I like the smell of cooty no actually cooty smell is awful stink I like cooty that don’t smell like cooty that’s totally logically possible”
I’m trying to break this down and understand it. From the op:
-I’m straight
-I like eating cooty
[I] like the smell of cooty
Ok, this is pretty straight forward. Lots of people say the same, though they tend to use more mature language to do so.
-if we being honest here cooty stink if it smell like cooty
Oh wait, he doesn’t like the smell of vagina when it smells like vagina. So he doesn’t actually like the smell like he claimed earlier.
-if it didn’t [stink] why try so hard too wash it off
Yeah, what’s hygiene for if not to please one’s partner?
Oh hey, is that you, Doosh?
Samantha Bee is straight up awesome. I liked her way back on the Daily Show, but she’s really come into her own since then. NotTheWHCD will be a must-watch.
Fun Sam Bee fact: she’s played Sailor Moon!
I think that comment may have rearranged my DNA.
So, is Zay saying that women can alter the size of their own penes? Or those of their gentleman callers? Both? Cos, regardless, I was not prepared for that sorta wizardry. And all we can change is our preferences? Misandry surely…
??? Sounds like this person has you-know-what, on the brain.
Tell me, as a woman, how often must I wash? Women sweat, too, you know.
BTW, I’ve never thought any of my partners smelled bad. Not always springtime-fresh, but never repulsive.
Damn! It’s snowing again here, and I need CANNED TOMATOES!
Women have a choice of ick size, eh?
I went MASSIVELY “ick!” when I read the OP.
Incidentally, how do you wash a body part off?
Bluecat- I guess by scrubbing way too hard.
“but when a guy be honest what he think of the smell of cooty its harmful he’s disrespectful he’s gay or he don’t like women”
Because it’s totally unacceptable to say that vaginas smell in our society! I mean, it isn’t like, ever since I hit puberty, I’ve been told jokes about how my genitals smell like fish, or like there are special (harmful!) products marketed to me specifically to get rid of that horrendous smell! None of that has ever happened to me or other people with vaginas. /s
Also, dicks and balls all smell like roses, and fresh morning dew! 🙂 No man has every had stinky genitals, unlike all these nasty women! /s
No, but, seriously, I hate how the cultural narrative only focuses on the way female genitals smell. Balls can smell really fucking awful, too, but you never hear anyone about that.
Btw, I commented on here a few times before, but I never formally introduced myself! Hello everyone!
@IP: OMG! Better not show this one to my 78 year old mom! (In Florida, right now.). Nipple clamps freaked her out, more than enough. God (or whatever) bless her, tho’
All these feminists, shaming him for his dick size. Apparently.
Now I’m guessing both male and female genitals tend to get a bit whiffy when left to stew for extended periods in…. err… humid conditions.
The solution for everyone is simple. Shower before asking a friend to get yummy with your junk.
Is this what you deal with, David? While being a mod. Cooty?
I’d like to offer you something, but I don’t know what. So I disabled adblock for WHTM. It slows my browser but damn.
I have once – ONCE – told my partner, “Um, sweetie, I think I’m going to ask for you to shower.” But that’s what happens sometimes when you’re feeling playfully randy and your partner has gotten sweaty from non-sexytimes activity.
Never has an MRA so clearly and obviously demonstrated that he believes girls have cooties.
welcome, @YV! Please find a welcome package to your right!