The millions of women who marched yesterday don’t really hate Donald Trump, at least according to Andrew Anglin of the neo-Nazi tip sheet The Daily Stormer. No, they’re actually really into him.
Anglin, who apparently knows all the secrets lurking in the hearts of women, tells his readers in a post today (archived here) that women “generally say they opposite of what they want, especially when it comes to issues relating to sex.”
When marchers chant “this pussy grabs back,” or carry signs with mocking slogans like “we shall overcomb,” they’re just trying to cover up the fact that they want Trump to grab their own personal pussies.
“Hating on a man and talking about how awful he is is generally a sign that a woman wants to have sex with that man,” Anglin explains. The marchers wearing pink “pussy” hats were actually
demanding they be sexually assaulted by President Donald Trump.
Seriously, you don’t have to be a psychoanalyst to pick up on this. Every single one of these women is sexually fixated on Donald Trump. …
[T]his is what happens when you give women “freedoms.” They become outrageous – and dangerous.
So what is it about Trump that is allegedly so irresistible to so many women? Professor Anglin has an explanation.
To understand why all of these women want to have sex with a single man who is 70-years-old and slightly overweight, and wasn’t even explicitly handsome when he was young, one must understand the concept of hypergamy.
If you’re thinking that this sounds awfully familiar, it’s because Men’s Rights Activists and assorted other Manosphere types have a bit of an obsession with this pseudoscientific explanation of female psychology, which originally came from white nationalist F. Roger Devlin.
While the term itself means nothing more than “marrying up” as Anglin notes, in the minds of the internet’s misogynists it’s become the favorite explanation as to why women would rather sleep with dudes other than them. “Hypergamy” is the reason that women allegedly ignore perfectly decent hard-working beta males, hungering instead for the hottest, sexxxxxiest, most alpha dudes out there. And right now the world’s biggest alpha dog is none other than Donald Trump.
“[E]very woman on the planet is seeking the perfect male,” Anglin explains. And so, regardless of their politics, they find themselves secretly longing for an elderly man with artificially orange skin and the world’s most ludicrous hairstyle.
Donald Trump is the ultimate alpha male. He is an aggressive, hostile conqueror who became ruler of the world through force of will. As such, he is the object of sexual fixation of all women on the planet.
Hence, hundreds of thousands of women across the globe marching with the demand to have sex with him.
It’s just SCIENCE, Anglin insists. A woman
only has one womb, and it takes an extremely long time to produce and raise a child. Why would she not want that child to be the best possible child?
Apparently the women of the world look on the American-Psycho-looking Eric and Don Jr. and think to themselves: if only I could have sons just like that!
While Anglin himself has a giant man-crush on Trump, he think’s all this alleged Trump-lust amongst women is a sign that the sexual revolution that kicked off in the 1960s is ruining just about everything. In a “sexually liberated society,” Anglin writes,
where there is no obligation to marriage and monogamy, all women will seek sex with the highest-ranking males, and the other 90% of males will be left without sex partners, or at least without the prospect of a permanent partner. …
This is not conducive to civilization. At all. It creates an army of sexually frustrated men incapable of landing a partner, as average women seek out one-night stands with above average men that they believe they can somehow swoon, manipulate or otherwise trick into being with them forever.
Yep, Anglin is rehashing the same tired arguments made a thousand times before by MRAs and MGTOWs and assorted other lady haters.
As Anglin — and countless other internet misogynists — see it, the only solution here is some form of mandatory monogamy that can put “these dirty sluts in check.” Specifically, Anglin wants to ban abortion, get rid of child support, and end “affirmative action for women, making it impossible for women to support themselves (no, they can’t compete in the workplace without affirmative action).”
As Anglin sees it, the future of Western Civilization is at stake!
Only by restricting the deranged sex practices of women can we save our civilization. And a vow to fix this problem is a sure way to get young men on board with a war against the Jews.
I hereby vow that any system that I help to install will ensure that you all get wives. As long as you aren’t a complete weirdo and do spend some time in the gym.
Apparently the whole point of the alt-right is to find some nice ladies for the world’s lonely Nazis. Who knew?
I admit it – I laughed out loud when I saw the title of this post. Too bad the rest of it wasn’t as amusing. 🙂
Since we’ve covered kitties and hammies in armor, we need a pup in chain mail too.
@WWTH
<pedant> The Norse were no worse than the English or French (arguably better in many respects). The Vikings were opportunistic pirates ( and sometimes professional pirates), who tended to nick things a lot and kill people who objected, and didn’t object to some sexual violence alongside. ‘Viking’ is a verb and a job description, not a demonym.</pedant>
@Judas Peckerwood
Yes, but punching Nazis is a bad thing that we shouldn’t do.
Something else that absolutely no one should do right now is go to YouTube, search “Richard Spencer punched remix”, and enjoy the hell out of the internet doing its thing for once.
These kinds of posts are actually quite chilling to me. Anglin is pretty much admitting to being a serial rapist here. He clearly has extensive experience being turned down by women, and has come to the conclusion that they all secretly wanted him. How many times did he make their “secret wish” come true despite their “faux protests”?
@Judas peckerwood Maybe we could mail Anglin some nifty WWII-era Superman comic art. Superman vs. The Nazis! Superman vs. the KKK!
So many to choose from! 😉
OMG, it’s as though Andrew Anglin were reading my mind. His accuracy about the whole when-I-say-one-thing-I-mean-something-else-entirely is uncanny!
When I go to my favorite restaurant and I order avocado on whole wheat, they know that I mean grilled tofu on sourdough.
When a client offers to pay me more and I say, “Yes, thanks!” they know I mean, “No way! I adore being underpaid!”
That said, Andrew — and I say this with all the respect that is due to a Nazi — do you think that women don’t ever read Wikipedia?
“Semen quality,” Wikipedia
There is of course no guarantee for any couple that their baby will be 100 percent healthy. But what is it about science that proves all the (presumably you mean fertile) women in the world want to take a gamble on Old Man Trump — a man with a loathsome character, no taste, and elderly sperm — as their baby daddy?
I’ll let Harper’s Bazaar have the last word:
A Brief History of Celebrity Women Dating Younger Men
Age ain’t nothing but a number.
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/g6404/a-history-of-celebrity-women-dating-younger-men/?slide=14
PS: Sometimes these older women — who have lots of opportunities for relationships — marry younger men!
It’s almost as though your science is just your wishful thinking!
Anglin almost forgot to Nazi in this post. Maybe he read it through, then thought “shit, I forgot to mention Jews. Never mind. I’ll shoehorn them in at the end here”. Dude’s got to differentiate himself from the less-Nazi providers of MRA hatewank.
Excuse me while I vomit everywhere. Every day comments about women being baby makers only makes my very recent hysterectomy seem like a political statement instead of a health choice ending 20 years of pain.
Hello.
Oh, a sexy Trump ? What about a kawaii Trump ?
Have a nice day.
re hypergamy
Not only is used an excuse to vilify women who have chosen someone else other than the ‘hypergamy-accusation-slinger’ it’s also a way to feel superior to your partner when she has chosen you – because y’know women always marry up.
Oh, and I don’t find young Donald Trump attractive. He had the soft look of someone who has had stuff handed to them. I don’t like that kind of softness. But he wasn’t ugly by any means (physically anyway). I don’t find current Donald Trump attractive either, the weird hair and spray tan is no no no even if he weren’t personally repugnant.
@ dalillama
By 1066 things were so mixed up that a lot of the English and French were Norse.
I grew up in what was the Danelaw and a lot of the local dialect had Norse roots. Heck our capital (Jorvik) used to be the capital of the Norse empire. And as you’ll know ‘Norman’ might be synonymous with French but it’s just a contraction of Norseman.
Ha ha ha. The sooner this horrendous “women like to be treated like shit” meme dies in a fire, the better.
Just adding to the choir: I wouldn’t have sex with Trump to repopulate the earth, even if he were forty years younger. I don’t even mind his looks, he’s just an abhorrent (and stupid) human being.
But it’s good, stay salty, Nazis.
Yep. Soul-vomiting over here as well. What I don’t get is how they can look at how many people are happily in relationships and still imagine that this bizarre transactional theory is a thing?
I spent most of my late twenties and early thirties going to my friends’ weddings. Do these guys just not have friends?
And let us remember that the appelation “France” has came officialy only after 1190, so after the Vikings era (or at his end, if you prefer).
The geographic position of the “France” territory had made it a big crossroad for many civilizations, hostiles or not, from Asia, from Africa, from the North and obviously from the remaining parts of Europe. Originally, it was the Gauls (Celts). And because we lack of means to track history before them, ultra-right frenchs try to say that “real frenchs” are Gauls, which is ridiculous for two reasons : first for that, as i said, does not know who was before them (and there was), second, because Gauls were dispatched in various tribes all around what is known now as Europe. So, so much for “real French”, ha.
@occasional reader:
In Afrikaans we call France “Frankryk”; that is, the Ryk (Reich) of the Franks. I was always taught that the modern French are descendants of the migratory Franks rather than the Gauls.
> EJ
Modern French are descendants from many civilizations, part of them non-Europeans, but most of the “Whitemaners” do not want to aknowledge that. The Franks were mainly from the north of the current France, as they are said to be from Germanic people (tribes), if i am not wrong, so, unless they do not recognize south of the France as part of the France, i personnaly have difficulties to believe that we are just of Frank ascendency.
However, to join what you say about reich, before being called France, the territories (which were not equals to the actual french borders) of the Frank empire were called Francie, and the king was rex francorum, which means king of the Franks (rather than king of Francie, which become his title in 1190). It is a possible reason for what you say : from a strict semantic point of view, indeed, Frenchs descend from Franks. Now, from a civilizational point of view…
– Weir
Cute. Modern warfare requires a bit more *oomph* tho.
As for “wanting” Trump? I just threw up in my mouth a little.
And Anglin? Try to force loser nazi incels on women, the problem that there are so many of them will be solved… but not quite in the way you imagine…
I wonder where Anglin gets his “90% of men are sexless” stats?
That just doesn’t seem to bear out in reality. I’m not a man but I’m pretty sure more than 10% of adult men are able to have sex with women partners if that’s their preference. And as usual they do not even consider gay or bi men.
Dreemr,
It’s make believe. Just like he pretends rejection means he is desirable, he pretends it is normal that women can’t stand to be in the same room with him.
It’s a neat little trick that rapists and/or rape apologists pull. Literally anything a woman says or does is interpreted as “she wants it.” Yes means yes. No means yes.
always reminds me of Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island. So much happier a thought than anything engendered by these muppets.
As for them, eeeeeeuwwwwwww. I’d far, far rather be celibate forever and a day, ta very much. (they’ll never grasp the notion, but a rather significant aspect of fanciable fictional villains is … that they’re a) fanciable in the first place, and b) fictional. Don’t they know our species is homo fabulans? PS Spike from Buffy is of course on the list. Best Brit accent from a non-Brit actor I can remember ever hearing, too 🙂 )
@ opposablethumbs
Aww, how can you say that?
http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/9896cc3b8ddc0e1f5ca79ad8fec5552b.jpg
@Vanir85
I guess his fur would prevent the need for the traditional tanker’s coveralls. But what the heck kind of a tanker’s helmet is that?
And kudos for a T-34 in an anti-Nazi thread. Many, many kudos for that.
I’ll write something after I manage to stop LMAO. If I manage.