You may be wondering what the dregs of humanity are saying on Twitter about the Women’s March.
The answer? Some pretty amazingly dumb things. Here’s a sampling:
https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/822883983725891589
women's marches seem designed to allow puerile silly 19 year olds to pretend they're bitter haggard 54 year olds, and vice versa
— Convicted Felon Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/POTLDS/status/822898356796145666
https://twitter.com/LanaLokteff/status/822895043862216704
#WomensMarch is really about the right to play the imaginary victim card aka the loser in life card or i'm one ugly cunt card.#Justsaying
— Miss Vivien (@vivienmiss) January 21, 2017
Out: Virtue signalling.
In: Vulva signalling.#vulvahats https://t.co/Cvcn5Vdtec— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) January 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/POTLDS/status/822890193673998340
https://twitter.com/CoverupMedia/status/822907862661865472
https://twitter.com/BasedLoller4/status/822880682426978305
https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/822920421276151808
Quote from a friend: "The irony is those broads [#WomensMarch] would claw each others eyes out for the chance to gargle trumps balls"
— The Private Man (@man_private) January 21, 2017
What #WomensMarch is all about: pic.twitter.com/kypxkYPgtS
— Hannah Wallen | Professional Smartass (@Oneiorosgrip) January 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/DoctorEuge/status/822929206057177089
https://twitter.com/volksgenosse/status/822927937880080384
Thus confirming my previous prognosis, #WomensMarch is a shit test that males should collectively neg. Its anti-western, not pro women. pic.twitter.com/66Pgphjdjp
— Andrew Quackson (@AndrewQuackson) January 21, 2017
Women are like juice cartons, It's not the shape or size or even how sweet the juice is. It's getting those fuckin' flaps open #WomansMarch
— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) January 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/menaquinone4/status/822930379158024192
https://twitter.com/RealCMcQueen/status/822872877246644225
paid protest buses arriving Washington DC for the #WomensMarch. https://t.co/0oSKCg7pMk
— Trump We Trust🇺🇸 (@TrumpWeTrust) January 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/sharksandwich84/status/822601587742875648
That last one makes me embarrassed to be a David.
Let’s end this with a few tweets from the lovely Ann Coulter. She mad.
Women marching to protest Trump policy of… uh his policy that… well they're protesting against Trumps position that uh…
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 21, 2017
Women's March protests democratic transfer of power & the rts of 65 mill Americans. Remember Brown shirts? This is the Brown Blouses March.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 21, 2017
Women's Brown Blouse March called Trump Hitler. Wow! How long did it take them to come up with that? They are nothing if not original.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 21, 2017
What really strikes me about so many of these Tweets is how defensive they are. These are people who know the world is against them and are desperately trying to convince themselves that this is not the case. Get used to it, guys.
Another thing about the pink hats: they made it impossible for Trump or his supporters to use aerial shots of the protests and pretend they were the inauguration crowd.
Then there’s always the what about the menz? that is actually legit
http://images.radiotimes.com/namedimage/The_internet_is_obsessed_with_Sir_Ian_McKellen_s_sign_for_the_Women_s_March.jpg?quality=85&mode=crop&width=620&height=374&404=tv&url=/uploads/images/original/128679.jpg
Because that’s a win too.
@wwth
The only thing that could top that would be Patrick Stewart with a Gandalf meme on a stick.
TW: I’m feeling really great about the turnout and peacefulness of the women’s marches worldwide — but I feel compelled to address the issue that Leda Atomica raises, which entails some seriously negative energy.
@Leda Atomica
I’m sorry to hear that.
You might be interested in this Ms. article from 1976:
TRASHING: The Dark Side of Sisterhood
by Joreen
http://www.jofreeman.com/joreen/trashing.htm
It made me cry because I’ve had experiences similar to yours.
As I recall from reading the original article, the subhead was “Sisterhood Is Powerful: It Can Kill.” The word kill isn’t meant literally. But it can seem as though your spirit has died!
Internet hugs if you want them. Stay strong.
@Tara
Excellent point!
And you know that otherwise they would do just that.
@Leda
I’m rereading the article, and I want to acknowledge that trashing (aka gaslighting) isn’t the same as disrespect, which might apply to your situation more than the word trashing does.
Nonetheless, both are serious issues that mess with a person’s head. Politically progressive groups should work to minimize (eliminate) this kind of behavior.
<3 Leda. This isn't a safe space, but I hope you feel safe here nonetheless.
Progressive groups need to be self-critical and gentle with those who are trying to be better, but at the same time they need to be hard and oppose wrongness. It's a weird paradox that's hard to fulfill.
Thank you for the article, Kat, it was very good.
@Tara I had noticed that. 🙂 🙂 Too perfect!
@Leda *huuuuuuuuuuuuugs*
@Bina,
Sophie Labelle of Assigned Male Comics was unhappy about the march, and I think it’s safe to say she isn’t a troll:
http://assignedmale.tumblr.com/
@Leda,
I’m sorry you were excluded from your group without being given a chance to defend/adapt your position.
This morning I’m reading about quite a lot of contention over what some people took be exclusionary behavior. I can’t link as these are Facebook discussions and not public ones.
I’m not sure what to think. Trump used the word ‘pussy’ when bragging about assaulting women, and I think the hats were a cute way of referencing that. As others have pointed out, everyone was welcomed to wear one. I mean, the fact is, people with vaginas and uteri are targeted for violence and oppression, and simply talking about this shouldn’t be upsetting to a person who doesn’t have those things should it? Surely it’s all about showing solidarity?
@ Kat
Thank you so much for linking that! I would love to dissect it a bit but it gave me so many thoughts I will have to make a separate post for it (and possibly either sleep or make some pretty feisty tea).
@ Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Thank you! I am a fan of this particular space and the awesome posters here. I know I don’t chime out often but I have been in a place where I haven’t had the energy to focus my thoughts, besides usually someone has already said what I would have had to put in, and much better as well. This blog is a source of joy to me!
I don’t actually “go for” safe spaces. The group I was in was the only one discussing anarchism from a feminist point of view without an onslaught of manarchists coming to a well, actually.
The reason I said I felt unsafe in the group of late is not because I had expected a safe space. It was more upsetting than that. I felt unsafe around my fellow feminists, who were just so blatantly denying the trauma of SA Trump-bunny’s “locker room” comments brought on to so many people. And pointing out there is oppression based on genitalia made it worse. It felt very wrong and violating.
@ Fishy Goat
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_2SeegC4Jhc/T9EgcK0ZqMI/AAAAAAAAC2g/MwpKWE9j0Vk/s1600/cat-puppy-hug-gif.gif
(Sorry if my hugs are bitey, I mean well)
@ Snork Maiden
Yes this is confusing to me in many ways.
“I mean, the fact is, people with vaginas and uteri are targeted for violence and oppression, and simply talking about this shouldn’t be upsetting to a person who doesn’t have those things should it? Surely it’s all about showing solidarity?”
This is how I felt. And the admin who kicked us out didn’t have those experiences. I felt we were not heard.
Edit: Sorry gor the gibberish. Normal me would make it more readable but am a bit out of capacity atm (blah blah blah me not slept blah blah blah dentist drugged me).
Well, I’m truly peeved now.
Apparently the jerkfaces have decided that all the pink hats were manufactured, bought, and distributed by Soros or some other billionaire. That’s bullfeathers. Anybody who thinks that ignored the stories of crafters knitting/crocheting/otherwise making gifts for hurricane victims, or for other people who need blankets, hats, etc.
Anybody on Ravelry knows the call went out to make hats … and it’s not a difficult pattern at all. It’s beginner-level. Even with the simplicity of the pattern, there were variations based on whether the crafter was working with sticks or hooks, and what kind of yarn was used. Yarn stores reported a pink yarn shortage – that’s why some of the hats were more purple than pink, or more red than pink.
Trump and his ilk have pissed off America’s crafters, and we don’t much care for that.
@ Vicky P
I do now have a delightful image of George Soros knitting away like a demon. Please don’t take that away from me? 🙂
@ Alan
Oh, imagine away, by all means. 🙂 After all, it’s not just women who knit, and I’m sure at least some of the pussyhats were made by men.
@ Vicky P
I know a few special forces guys who knit. Its something they can do on long surveillance jobs and there always a bit of a demand for stuff like warm gloves and balaclavas in those circles.
@ Alan
I know at least one male astronomer who knits, for much the same reasons.
Before I became the knitter I am now, I made two “pussyhats” years ago. (I don’t know the official pattern but I saw people in the marches wearing the exact kind I made.)
I was a beginner, knitted a “tea cosy” big enough to wrap around my head and sewed the corners to make cat ears. I wore those for a few winters in my teens.
They weren’t pink, so maybe that’s why no one called me a big corporation.
@ Leda
I’ve seen patterns for knitting in the flat and in the round. The flat is basically a big ol’ swatch that’s seamed along the sides. The round is a cylinder that’s knitted and then kitchenered or finished off with a 3-needle bindoff.
“a big ol’ swatch that’s seamed along the sides”
That’s what I did!
I have to check it out, I think someone posted the pdf. in another group.
@ vicky p
I like the idea that he’s making a big telescope cosy.
@ Leda Ah, how can I be upset when that gif is sooooo adorbs? *melts into happy goo*
@Alan Robertshaw Your comment reminded me of ‘cock cozies’ :3
Thanks for the link, snorkmaiden. Always important to have as many POV as possible.
Wow… this is 10,000 tweets that show CLEARLY why 1,000,000 people marched in resistance to trump.
I just find it amusing how neatly/accurately “pussyhat” translates into Finnish: mirripipo
My mom recently participated in a Finnish campaign to knit blue-white hats for babies born in 2017 (100th Finnish independence anniversary). Then she called me and was like, “I’ve started knitting again! What’s your sock size?”
@Victorious Parasol;
George Soros is the “Goldstein” character for the Alternate Reality Media. For those not versed in “1984” * , Goldstein” was the character that the Inner Party blamed for everything that didn’t fit their propaganda direction.
from Orwell’s prescient work…
Soros paid all the protesters that demonstrated after the election $15 hour (though none of the Alternate Reality Media seemed bothered to explain HOW this payment took place… did they turn in time cards?), now he’d bought and distributed the pink hats (again, there’s logistical problems with that), and probably we’ll find out soon that he paid the protesters here as well.
The Alternate Reality Media can drum up a “Sandy Hook was a complete fabrication” conspiracy based on threads so flimsy they’re nonexistent like “how else do you explain the SHADOW in this PHOTO!?!?!?!”, and they’re completely on board with the generation of a wave of one MILLION people protesting in HUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PLACES based on nothing more than a fucking CRAIG’S LIST ADVERTISEMENT!?!?! Alternative facts, indeed!
* I fear that for the “trumpening”, we’re going to need a “Godwin’s Law” metaphor for determining the half-life of a discussion thread before someone brings up “1984” 😉 🙁
ETA: RESIST!! (forgot that, not good!!)
@ Arctic Ape
Never thought of that!
And yay your mum!
Oh and hello from Finland. 🙂
I’m knitting carepackage socks for my friend in Trumps US, as per her request.