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Neo-Nazis think protesters are planning “gay orgies” outside of Mike Pence’s house

Not on the schedule

Several days ago the neo-Nazi newsblog Infostormer warned its readers of a dire threat to the incoming Trump regime.

“Protesters Plan To Use Gay Orgies And Street Barricades To Disrupt Trump Inauguration,” a headline screamed. In the post itself, blogger “Marcus Cicero” declared that

it appears as if we’ll get to see the true face of the Leftist resistance come Friday, which will consist mainly of huge homosexual orgies in front of Vice President Mike Pence’s house, followed by hastily constructed barricades along the route to the Inauguration venue itself.

In the comments, Infostormer readers offered their own deep thoughts on the matter.

A fellow calling himself Brutal_Reality wrote:

The Cultural Marxist leftists have only militant negroes, cuckolded fairies, fat, angry feminists, and disgusting ass pirates to fight for their nation wrecking “cause”. The only people you don’t ever see among the late night freaks are the working White Men who actually pay taxes. Imagine that.

theDude added

I hope it’s a graphic in your face display of degeneracy. The more “normies” are exposed to that kind of crap, the better.

A commenter called huwaif wondered WWAD (What Would Adolf Do)?

What would the awakened people of GERMANY have done to deluded/ willing scum like this if they tried it during the celebration of Uncle Adolf? They would have rightfully torn them to shreds. All fags must go. Pink triangles are now in order.

Needless to say, there are no orgies scheduled in the vicinity of Mike Pence’s house in Chevy Chase (the city, not the person).

True, there is an event scheduled, and it will involve gay people. But it’s not an orgy. It’s a protest in the form of a “Queer Dance Party.” And it’s not taking place on Friday. It’s taking place tonight, starting at 6 PM.

Organizers promise a memorable night.

We plan on leaving behind [biodegradable] glitter and rainbow paraphinalia that he can NEVER forget. #WeAreQueer #WeAreHere #WeWillDance That’s right, get ready to WERK it and tell Daddy Pence: homo/transphobia is not tolerated in our country!

It might look something like this:

Or possibly this:

I’m not sure. I don’t go to a lot of dance parties these days, queer or otherwise, so I don’t quite remember what they look like.

There may be orgies afterwards, who knows? But I’m guessing they will be indoors, as most orgies are. Or so I’ve heard.

EDIT: I added that paragraph about Germans and pink triangles.

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Diane
Diane
3 years ago

I will not lie. Every time I see a White Lives Matter bumper sticker, it makes me want to sit on the hood of the vehicle and make out with my beloved. (I am a white woman, and my beloved is not.)

Kivutar
Kivutar
3 years ago

Although that would be really funny.

Terrabeau
Terrabeau
3 years ago

Orgies? No need to bring out the big guns. If anything, it’s probably gonna go a little more like this:

EDIT: whoops, wrong link

The Last Unicorn
The Last Unicorn
3 years ago

I would love to go to this party, if I was able. Though I have to be honest that I don’t feel safe even in my hometown pride parade after what happened in Orlando.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

cuckolded fairies

Cuckolded by who? Other gay men? I thought only women were evil cuckolders? Or is every man who’s not a Nazi a “fairy” regardless of sexual orientation now?

Bina
3 years ago

What would the awakened people of GERMANY have done to deluded/ willing scum like this if they tried it during the celebration of Uncle Adolf? They would have rightfully torn them to shreds. All fags must go. Pink triangles are now in order.

As an actually awake, actually German-speaking person of actual German descent, I have only this to say:

FUCK YOU, NAZI PUKE.

QT314
QT314
3 years ago

Story tip: you need to check out what’s happening in Canada. A local magazine The Walrus (known though not widely read, sort of Harpers-y) has been running a bunch of pro-Trump, MRA-supporting, anti ‘SJW’ stuff and writers are starting to pull their stories in progress. The MRA is almost shockingly supportive of CAFE in an offensively fake naive way (so Canadian, and I say that as a Canadian). Co-authored by the editor in chief whose MOTHER is an advisor to the group! And he claims he’d forgotten. Also quotes female MRAs at length, the editorial equivalent of hiring a female lawyer for assault charges…

Something tells me there will be more. If anyone cares about Canada right now!

Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
3 years ago

Are you sure he wasn’t trying to pitch some bizarre sitcom?
“Mike Pence was living a nice quiet life inside actor Chevy Chase when… Uh oh….. A gay orgy moves in next door! Watch hilarity unfold in Pence VP of Fun!”
😀

Fallout Troy
3 years ago

Thank goodness I read this, I was about to start an protest orgy, gosh how awkward it would be if I was the only one dtf.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Off topic but this gynecologist’s take down of the $66 jade vagina eggs Gwyneth Paltrow is selling is pretty amazing.

https://drjengunter.wordpress.com/2017/01/17/dear-gwyneth-paltrow-im-a-gyn-and-your-vaginal-jade-eggs-are-a-bad-idea/

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Okay, I have never heard of the jade egg thing until now, and frankly, I’m like, Ô.o.

I either need to get out of my bubble more, or…

Nope. Gonna stay in my bubble, thanks. 🙂

Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
3 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger
Is it weird that I’m clenching my legs coz I’m clenching my legs….. And I thought her vagina steaming made me wince!

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

The comments are even better. There’s a whole lot “but they do it in the East/Asia!” Because everyone knows “Eastern” people are all magical and full of simple old timey wisdom!

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
Yeah don’t you know about our family tomes of knowledge? Everyone who marries into any Asian countryman/woman gets a peak into our night omniscient wisdom. It’s right next to our dick growth herbs and our eternal youth vials. Don’t mind the weird smell, that’s just lead.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@WWTH
That was amazing.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

the true face of the Leftist resistance

The jig is up!

huge homosexual orgies

I was unaware that only bears were invited to the festivities (this is what commas are for)

Cultural Marxist leftists

Assuming this isn’t a tautology, I’d love to see the taxonomy of different kindsa ‘leftist’

militant negroes, cuckolded fairies, fat, angry feminists, and disgusting ass pirates

Comma abuse continues. Also, you forgot the poor, the young, non Christians, Asians, Latinxes, and lesbians (unless they count as ass pirates as well?)

I hope it’s a graphic in your face display of degeneracy. The more “normies” are exposed to that kind of crap, the better

See, that doesn’t mean much when you deem everything not sufficiently naziesque as degenerate.

GERMANY

Gesundheit

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
3 years ago

The Cultural Marxist leftists have only militant negroes, cuckolded fairies, fat, angry feminists, and disgusting ass pirates to fight for their nation wrecking “cause”.

Even more comma abuse: After missing so many commas beforehand, using one here just makes it sound like the fat and the angry feminists are separate. Pissed-off women fighting alongside sentient lard golems… Wasn’t that a plotline from Dr Who?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

eternal youth vials.

Wait, are you saying the MGTOW are right about Asian wives being eternally young and hot? Do the people of Foreign also make a submissive love potion?

numerobis
numerobis
3 years ago

QT314: I’m Canadian and I try to pay attention but haven’t heard any of this. Links handy?

(Google “walrus MRA” gets two hits at the walrus, plus a chatelaine article. Also something about frostbite published in BMJ, but I can’t see enough of it to understand how.)

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
3 years ago

Vaginal jade eggs?

I . . .

. . .

. . .

I think I’ll go play chase the sock with my chihuahua.

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
Nah we no make love potion no more, last time we sold them bad thing happen, very bad thing.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/692/482/4ca.gif
@PeeVee
Eh from what I’ve read it sounds like the stuff that sound half reasonable but the minute you give it some thought the thing falls apart. Like how he keeps mentioning the culture war and attempts to position himself in a neutral light.

The conference’s next speaker was David Shackleton, a self-described “thinker and writer on psychosociology and personal growth,” who provided a lengthy discourse on the history of identity politics. Shackleton has all sorts of ambitious sociological theories that carry the whiff of autodidactic eccentricity. Based on casual interviews conducted by The Walrus, this seems to be a common character type within the MRA movement. During the Q&A following Shackleton’s speech, for instance, a man claimed to have proven—in a self-authored monograph he was offering to provide to any interested parties—that men were responsible for every advance in human culture over the last 2,700 years. Again, not hateful per se, but odd (to say nothing of inaccurate).

You know when you have people like this as one of your speakers your message of being for all tends to sound insincere.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@QT314

the editorial equivalent of hiring a female lawyer for assault charges

What does this mean? I’m genuinely confused here. Women lawyers aren’t able to be partial in assault cases but men are?

ryeash
ryeash
3 years ago

*raises hand*

Yes, what is the difference between ‘cuckolded fairies’ and ‘disgusting ass pirates’? I was under the impression that you were referring to gay people with the former until I reached the latter in the same sentence. Do you mean real-life fairies and pirates, sir? Can I take this to mean that magic truly exists?

@Ooglyboggles

I feel like I shouldn’t laugh, so it’s a good thing that I’m dead from that gif reaction.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@kupo

What does this mean? I’m genuinely confused here. Women lawyers aren’t able to be partial in assault cases but men are?

Or that an accused man might hire a woman to defend him, cos he thinks other people will make that conclusion. The accused would be using her as a shield, just as MRAs do with Honey Badgers. ‘I can’t be guilty of sexual assault/a raging misogynist if a feeemale says I’m cool.’ I think @QT314’s post was mocking that typa thinking. Least, that’s how I read it…

Karalora
Karalora
3 years ago

Yes, what is the difference between ‘cuckolded fairies’ and ‘disgusting ass pirates’? I was under the impression that you were referring to gay people with the former until I reached the latter in the same sentence. Do you mean real-life fairies and pirates, sir? Can I take this to mean that magic truly exists?

Maybe someone else in the room was watching Peter Pan and it was distracting him?

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy

Disgusting-ass pirates? (who never bathe)? or Disgusting ass-pirates? (who raid shipments of donkeys)? Who knows?

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Oogly, yeah, I don’t think this magazine is as neutral as they would like to appear.

Next article featured:

Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?
Meet the women who hate feminism

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Disgusting ass pirates could also refer to people who illegally download porn featuring lots of butt play. Maybe he’s just really opposed to and disgusted by movie piracy.

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
3 years ago

Is it just me, or do these Nazi chucklefucks reek of terror.

I get the impression that they regard people who are different with a blind animal panic. Everything scares them, everything triggers them and they claim to love their country while hating 99 percent of the people who live there.

Also just saying, there’s a statistically significant amount of white working class men who aren’t down with the whole Heil hitler Bit.

I may be reaching here, but I do know for a fact that a number of white men want to puke at the sight of these Nazi filth. That’s not to denigrate other non-white Americans of all stripes.

I’m just saying that as a white cis man, these guys make me want to vomit

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
3 years ago

I think they’re just spreading the orgy rumors in a last, desperate attempt to get ANYONE to show up for the inauguration.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

@ Tara: *snerk*

ryeash
ryeash
3 years ago

@Karalora

I was thinking ‘Peter Pan’ too!

Maybe he’s trying out his pitch for an alt-right kids’ cartoon. “Like Peter Pan, but he’s homophobic and all the pirates are gay cuckolding the fairies”

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@ryeash
So it’s like BLACKED but instead it’s HOOKED?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@Oogly

So it’s like BLACKED but instead it’s HOOKED?

http://amazone54.a.m.pic.centerblog.net/WWE_Title_Belt.png
This thread is yours 😁😁😁

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
3 years ago

Fairies and pirates? What is this, Peter Pan?

ryeash
ryeash
3 years ago

I concur with Axe. Please also take my internets, I don’t trust myself with them anyway.

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

@Axe:

Cultural Marxist leftists

Assuming this isn’t a tautology, I’d love to see the taxonomy of different kindsa ‘leftist’

“Cultural Marxist” is neo-Nazi slang for an educated, progressive Jew. As such, this line should read “Jewish leftists.”

It is their belief – I’m serious when I say this – that all progressive causes are down to Jewish infiltrators secretly trying to undermine Western society like something out of the Protocols of the Learned Elders. This is where the dog whistle originated.

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
3 years ago

If I may make a suggestion for David’s next ResistTrump post:

There is currently a mass epidemic of neo-Nazi vandalism going on at Wikipedia. Just a few hours ago there was a guy who kept adding the same spiel to the Chelsea Manning talk page; racist slurs against President Obama, calling Manning a “thing”, and calling for vigilante hangings.

Meanwhile someone else was editing an article about a historically black college referring to it as a “zoo” and the students as apes.

Most of these editors hide behind IP addresses and use proxies (so if one IP is blocked they just hop to another one). Keeping Wikipedia articles clean and vandalism-free is an ongoing task, and especially important when the vandals are trying to spread Nazi propaganda.

Playonwords
Playonwords
3 years ago

Neo-Nazis always worried about Purity of Essence

Vaginal Jade Egg is the name of my “Blondie” cover band

Also could the energy our Gwyneth is feeling have anything to do with low level sexual stimulation?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@EJ
That’s the thing tho. According to (at least some versions of) the Great Jewish Conspiracy, the ‘left’ are all Cultural Marxist Jews. Black people especially, are too stupid to get dressed in the morning let alone destroy Western civilization. Therefore, we submit (hint hint) to the Elders, becoming as Jews ourselves. That’s why I mentioned it. Does that particular nazi think all ‘leftists’ are CMs, only the Jews among us, or are they just not so good with the grammar?

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
3 years ago

Now with video!

Protesters, LGBT activists hold dance party in front of Mike Pence’s DC home

Love the concern troll near the end:

“I believe this was a great demonstration by them and a great demonstration of their constitutional rights, but I believe we need to find a peaceful, more helpful way to come together as a united nation.”

How exactly does an hour long dance party that the police described as peaceful need to be more peaceful?!

Spaniard in the Works
Spaniard in the Works
3 years ago

@WWTH, I think my favourite comment on the vaginal eggs article is this absolutely pure, book-definition example of westsplaining:

MJ: For all those people who are talking about how this is an Eastern culture thing- I’m *from* an Eastern culture (Chinese, actually) and nowhere in any of our texts or stories or anything mentions these rocks as things to be used in the manner Paltrow has suggested. And since there isn’t any such bullshit, stop fucking misappropriating our culture and using it as a blanket cover for your bullshit.

Charles Soupios: MJ look up the name Mantak Chia. He’s Chinese, and he introduced the Chinese version of these practices to this country over 30 years ago. Many Chinese people got mad at him for divulging these secrets to the west. Some of his books on the subject are available online for free.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

the working White Men who actually pay taxes.

Literally no one has a job in America except for white men.

…Wait, aren’t they always complaining about the brown people who took their jobs? Are they somehow magically tax-exempt?

militant negroes, cuckolded fairies, fat, angry feminists, and disgusting ass pirates

Everyone’s after me Lucky Charms…

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

MJ look up the name Mantak Chia. He’s Chinese, and he introduced the Chinese version of these practices to this country over 30 years ago. Many Chinese people got mad at him for divulging these secrets to the west. Some of his books on the subject are available online for free.

Heh, I’m getting all nostalgic. That’s exactly the spiel that you used to get with dodgy martial arts training.

http://www.mrdankelly.com/martialadimages/1971TheWresMasterXKung.jpg

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

@Axe:
Having reread the particular screed, I think it parses as follows.

The Jews (“Cultural Marxists”) have raised their banners, demanding that their vassals assemble to fight for the nation-wrecking cause. These vassals consist of:

– Black people who don’t feel like indulging in Uncle Tommery (“militant negroes”)
– Men who don’t want to uphold rape culture (“cuckolded fairies”)
– Women who have ambitions other than being a doormat (“fat, angry feminists”)
– LGBTQA people who selfishly insist on existence (“disgusting ass pirates”)
– The reverse vampires (not named, but implied)

Together, these varied groups combine to form Voltron Captain Planet The Left.

The Cultural Marxists review their assembled forces. Elrond turns to Aragorn Elessar. “It’s not enough”, he says, “You need more soldiers.”

“There are none.”

“There are those who dwell in the mountain.” An ill wind picks up.

“They voted for Trump.”

“Oh yeah.” Elrond looks dejected. “Then I guess we’re boned.” Slumping, he hands Aragorn a package. “It’s a sword. I bought it for you as a coronation present. You might as well have it anyway.”

Christina Nordlander, Emperor's White Knight
Christina Nordlander, Emperor's White Knight
3 years ago

I’m sure I should be repulsed by their sheer hatred on some level, but it just makes me want to laugh. It’s such a last desperate bid at shocking people the only way homophobic Nazis know. Think how sad they’ll be when they don’t get any gay orgies to be disgusted by. (And yes, they totally need to learn how many straight white working-class men don’t agree with their Nazism.)

Totally hope there’ll be some real fairies and pirates protesting Pence.

And yeah, loads of Orientalism and “benign” racism in that jade egg rubbish.

occasional reader
occasional reader
3 years ago

Hello.

> Alan Robertshaw
Ah, i know this technic to kill a person with no bodily contact. I use it often, in fact, especially after a good bean meal.
In fact, the core of the technic is the use of a deadly gaz with one good bowel movement. No body contact. Truly, this is martial farts.

Have a nice day.

BaronJenks
BaronJenks
3 years ago

Alan Robertshaw – I need to sign up for that! The idea of sending wisecracking bullies flying in terror, without even spoiling the crease in my trousers, is too good to pass up on.

Moggie
Moggie
3 years ago

“Five years ago, I was a four-stone apology. Today, I am two separate gorillas. No tiresome excercises. No tricks. No unpleasant bending. Wrestle poodles and win!”