Next week is going to be a busy one: Republicans are trying to push Trump’s terrible cabinet picks through the confirmation process in a big hurry, so we all are going to have to step up our calling/writing congress game.
But it’s Friday, so let’s take the night off and try to figure out why the dude in the spaceship in the pic up there is being assaulted by an army of space testicles.
(If you want to know the real story behind that cover art, there’s a scan of the whole magazine linked to here. But you all can probably come up with better explanations for the space testicle army.)
See more Resist Trump Today posts here.
If you click on David’s link and look at the accompanying illustrations of the story, we see the guy looking out the window has died, and his skeleton is still looking out the window…
Hot take: I’m pretty sure that man has crash-landed on a planet populated by the ghosts of all the avocadoes he’s ever eaten.
@Mish
It’s all tough talk until you recall that mere integration of non-whites is enough to send these types shitting themselves about WHITE GENOCIDE and THE END OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!! (Even if you grant their fantasy about DA JOOS conspiring to breed out whites by promoting multiculturalism, you have to question the supremacy of a group that can be so easily manipulated into extincting itself.)
I honestly first thought it was a parody tip-off.
Some gods have a reputation of being tricksters. You know, just to shake things up, as they say.
See, that’s the reason why you must pray harder than the other team.
There’s a smart and very organised someone (who I first came across ages ago now) currently collecting and posting a lot of what look like very useful, concrete Trump-resistance links (like, specific issues and calls to make and people to call if you live in specific locations in the US, that kind of thing);
I asked their permission and they said fine to link to them
they post on LJ and on DW (and I think maybe on tumblr???) as morgandawn
in case any USanian people would like to check them out 🙂
Going to be a long 4 years for you Liberals. You folks need to go to your safe space and find your balls.
Manspreading: the intergalactic menace.
Do they come in peace?
I’m drunk and I love everyone! Also it’s my birthday. 🙂
@Imaginary Petal: Happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday @IP! It sounds like you’re having a great time!
Happy Birthday ? IP!!!
@IP
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
@IP
Happy Birthday!
Ew, troll.
@IP
Happy birthday !
@RiNS, lol. And that’s why the Republicans were able to gut the Congressional Ethics Committee, ’cause we were all too busy hiding in our safe space.
You’re welcome for that, by the way.
Don’t be coy, now. Show yourselves for what you really are.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/de41204853b8c6331fbc997165ec83a9/tumblr_nchofi5gol1s8kxvlo2_250.gif
Happiest of birthdays, IP!!!
http://vintageecard.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/vintage-ecard-happy-birthday-pink-kitten-400×300.jpg
*ignores silly person*
@ RiNS
So not very confident about a second term then? Your alt-right colleagues will find your lack of faith disturbing.
@RiNS Priebus
No rebuttal. I just like that pun ?
@IP, I hope your birthday is this awesome
http://img14.deviantart.net/b179/i/2013/193/b/b/dream_team_by_atryl-d6d3y1s.png
RiNS, love the jail bars. Selfie?
@Axecalibur; Wash, RiNS, Repeat
@RiNs
Boo to you party pooper. Guess what you get to help pay for the mexican wall, instead of Mexico, and by help pay you’re required to. Wow a con man taking advantage of the working class and lying, what are the odds?
It is very cool and original and not at all cliche for Rins to have deliberately misunderstood what a safe space is in order to make a joke about it. I am suitably chastened by his wit. I guess I have to become a Republican now.
Or you know, not.
Happy birthday, IP!
@IP, hap birf!
RiNS, try harder.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, IP.