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Pickup artist James “Heartiste” Weidmann wants Obama to be hung for treason

Obama has had just about enough of this nonsense

Once upon a time, the pickup artist who calls himself Heartiste (real name James Weidmann) actually provided his readers advice — terrible, backwards, and thoroughly misogynistic advice, but advice nonetheless —  on how to pick up the hot babes.

These days he seems to devote most of his attention to laments over the “demographic displacement of White heritage America” and to increasingly elaborate fantasies of revenge towards the “shitlibs” and other alleged traitors who have supported or encouraged these alleged crimes against Whitey.

Now these fantasies have expanded to involve the sitting president, who Weidmann thinks should be literally hung for his “treason.”

In  post on his blog yesterday, Weidmann reported with some alacrity that the

lame duck White House squatter Gay Mulatto [has] admitted to committing treason against the United States of America.

Oh, did I forget to mention that Weidmann has a strange habit of referring to Obama as “Gay Mulatto?” Well, he does. Because he thinks “mulatto” is a terrible insult and also because he’s convinced for some reason that Obama is gay.

So what exactly does Obama’s alleged “treason” consist of? Did he call upon a hostile foreign government to hack the email servers of his political enemies?

No, nothing so trivial. It seems that Obama acknowledged, in a recent interview on NPR, the incontrovertible demographic fact that America is getting less white.

“If you stopped all immigration today,” Obama told an NPR interviwer, “just by virtue of birth rates, this is going to be a browner country.”

To Weidmann, this is a SMOKING GUN.

A browner country is exactly what Gay Mulatto wanted. It’s why he refuses to close the border, why he won’t enforce immigration laws, why he wanted to fast-track unconditional amnesty and give illegals the vote, and why he has spent years and political capital bum rushing Somalis into heartland America.

Well, not so much. For what it’s worth, we’re hardly being flooded with foreigners. Illegal immigration hit a peak in 2007, and has been down ever since. In recent years, more Mexicans have left the US than have entered it. And while the actual numbers are murky, there’s no doubt that Obama has deported a substantial number of undocumented immigrants.

That said, Obama is right: people of color are having more babies than whites, and the country is getting “browner.” In thirty years or so, demographers expect, whites will no longer be the majority in the US.

As Weidmann sees it, this is all Obama’s fault:

Make no mistake, this was Gay Mulatto’s treasonous plan all along: the dispossession and demographic displacement of White heritage America. Open borders to the brown world was his biggest middle finger yet to the White lineage that he so despises in his own family tree.

Well, aside from the fact that the borders aren’t open.

HE IS OPENLY BRAGGING ABOUT THE INEVITABILITY OF IT NOW, because he thinks, not unjustifiably based on past experience, that White America won’t hold him accountable. That instead Whites will line up behind Gay Mulatto and cheer their till now bloodless annihilation from the nation their ancestors built and their White posterity will inherit.

But NO MORE! With Trump in power, Weidmann declares, evil “traitors” like Obama will get the retribution they deserve.

In clown world, he gets away with it. Luckily for him, he’s leaving right at the moment clown world is about to cede to a resurgent sane world, in which the gallows for traitors to the nation are returned to service. We have these treasonous vermin on record and every legal justification at hand. All we need now is the will to make our enemies pay for their crimes against the People of the United States.

Cue the Mitchell/Web “Are We the Baddies?” sketch.

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

but advice nonetheless — on how to pick up the hot babes.

Oven gloves?

ZoranStafanski
ZoranStafanski
3 years ago

The past tense of “hang” is “hanged,” not “hung.”

kale
kale
3 years ago

“their ancestors built”

uhmmm who did the building…?

Dan Hoan
3 years ago

But. But. But. That is just how populations work – if people of one race or nationality are making more babies than another – they will become the majority.

Is he insinuating Obama is going around telling minorities to make as many babies as possible to overrun the white establishment? Cause that is an interesting long term plan.

Kitten Caboodle
Kitten Caboodle
3 years ago

@Kale

I was just thinking that.

“Keep ranting, we know who’s really doing the planting.”

I’m no expert on American constitutional law to determine if Obama has committed treason. Obama, of course, is – and I suspect this pua loser wouldn’t qualify as an expert in finding his own ‘white posterity’ with both hands and a map.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
3 years ago

Obama: “If the border was closed, the country would become less white.”

Fartiste: “He wants the country to become less white, so this is proof he wants the border open.”

http://i.imgur.com/ylMdwJ6.jpg

Ellesar
Ellesar
3 years ago

There is no logic – I can’t even… Wherever you look (outside of Stormfront and their ilk) treason means plotting against the Head of State, whether elected or monarchy. Which implies that Obama was plotting against himself.

People who disagree with a politicians direction hyperbolic language is often used about the POTUS or whoever ‘ruining’ the country. But treason? No shortage of pages and pages about Clinton and Obama, but of the most hyperbolic rantings imaginable.

If seeking to be taken seriously it is always best to keep the hysterical rantings and bizarre accusations to a minimum!

Ellesar
Ellesar
3 years ago

Why is it that so many of these previous PUA ‘experts’ turn to the extreme right wing? Could it possibly be that misogyny and other hates are nearly always closely interconnected? Yet again: yes, that’s it.

Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

All that headline makes me think of is an exchange in Blazing Saddles:

Charlie: They said you was hung!
Bart: And they was right!

reimalebario
reimalebario
3 years ago

Also, if they define anybody who visibly has anything but white people in their ancestry as non-white (along with Jews regardless of how white we are), then it’s inevitable that the country will become less white.

enjolra
enjolra
3 years ago

“We have these treasonous vermin on record and every legal justification at hand.

Hm.

I’m not familiar with Heartiste’s work as a pick-up giving advice columnist, but I bet I’m safe in assuming that he knows as much about relationships as he does about America’s legal system.

Also, and unrelated, I think his shit sounds funnier if you read it in the voice of the Hulk. “GAY MULATTO HATE WHITE!!!” “SANE AMERICA HAS GALLOWS FOR TRAITORS!!!” “SOMALIS BUMRUSH HULKTISTE’S HEARTLAND!!!”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Okay. I live in one of those heartland locations that has a big Somali population. I can assure you that most of them got here before Obama took office. The emigration from Somalia took place mostly the late 90s. I guess that means it’s Hillary’s failt!

hottotrotsky
hottotrotsky
3 years ago

Oh you created something with your white posterior, excuse me, white posterity, but it’s not something to show off.

White people have been a numerical minority for-absolutely-ever, but self righteous white testesical ranting is absolutely gonna change that any day now. Like he should hold his breath, it’s really gonna work, reality always reshapes itself to coddle the needs of tantrum throwing nazis.

Weird (so, the president-elect was running a long con after all, SURPRISED?) Eddie
Weird (so, the president-elect was running a long con after all, SURPRISED?) Eddie
3 years ago

Oh, lawrd, these people are just… just… there is no word in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of humans for this… nonsense.

Fartiste and his ilk have defined “white” as “all ‘er nothing”, i.e. a white parent can conceive a non-white baby, but a non-white parent cannot conceive a white baby… this is not sustainable, either genetically or socially.

Even so, a violation of the igno-right’s bigotry is NOT TREASON.

No Man Rules Alone
No Man Rules Alone
3 years ago

All right, let’s start with what the legal definition of treason in the US is, as stated in the Constitution.

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted

In Layman’s terms, what Treason against the US is is making war against the US or aiding enemies of the US, and you can only be convicted if you have at least two witnesses to the same clear act of treason. “Opening borders” with Mexico, even if we assume Obama did such, is not treason by any stretch of the imagination, because neither Mexico nor illegal immigrants are enemies of the US. So it falls short of that, even if we assume the borders were opened (they weren’t, and in fact Obama deported more illegal immigrants than any other president, but whatever).
Admittedly, I am not a Lawyer, but it seems to me that this should be fairly clear from a plain reading of the constitution.

Podkayne Lives (Effortless Chicken)
Podkayne Lives (Effortless Chicken)
3 years ago

I’m no expert on American constitutional law to determine if Obama has committed treason. Obama, of course, is – and I suspect this pua loser wouldn’t qualify as an expert in finding his own ‘white posterity’ with both hands and a map.

I teach eighth grade civics. No, Obama has not.

Viscaria
Viscaria
3 years ago

When I think of treason, I think more of things like calling for the death of your country’s leader. Like, can Heartiste not get in legal trouble for this? Can he just say that shit with impunity?

No Man Rules Alone
No Man Rules Alone
3 years ago

When I think of treason I think more of things like calling for the death of your contry’s leader. Like, can Heartiste not get in legal trouble for this? Can he just say that shit with impunity?

First of all, in the US, calling for the death of the president is not treason. to use the simplified definition in Randall Munroe’s Thing Explainer (a very amusing book by the way, it explains complicated things using only the 1000 most common words in the english language), Treason is fighting us, joining a group that’s fighting us, or helping a group that’s fighting us. Saying “I think our president should be hung” is none of these things, and thus not treason. It doesn’t break any other laws either. If he had said I am going to hang Obama, and it was a credible threat, he would have been in trouble, but as it is, what he said still falls under the aegis of First Amendment rights. This does not mean that what he said is in any way right or acceptable, just that technically no law in the US forbids it.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

Over here our Treason Act (1351) is one of the oldest statutes still in force. We have both High Treason, which is stuff like plotting or even imagining the death of the sovereign, and various forms of petty treason (that’s things like assisting enemies etc).

It’s technically treason to cop off with the heir to the throne’s wife; so that doctor friend of Princess Diana could have been prosecuted.

Only people under the protection of the Crown can commit treason. But ‘Lord Haw Haw’ was successfully prosecuted because he’d applied for British travel documents. The American revolution is of course an interesting topic in this field.

Treason still attracted the death penalty even after the abolition of capital punishment for murder, but that was changed to a maximum life sentence in 1998.

Nerd mode: Off

Viscaria
Viscaria
3 years ago

@No Man Rules Alone, that’s good info, thank you.

To make up for my ignorance, I offer the following tidbit: In Canada, there is a serious criminal offense called “Alarming Her Majesty.”

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

he’s convinced for some reason that Obama is gay

I hate that I know this, but the reason is that the alt-right, for whatever reason, have decided that Michelle Obama is a man.

kokoro
kokoro
3 years ago

is he really the only contributor to that blog? in the about section is mentioned CH proprietors and contributors like it’s a collective blog.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

Not only does the alt-right think Michelle Obama is a man, but they’re convinced Sasha and Malia are stolen from some other family.

ETA: Which is silly – you can pretty easily see the familial resemblance between the First Daughters and their parents. Not counting what DNA testing would likely show.

Snowberry
Snowberry
3 years ago

he’s convinced for some reason that Obama is gay

I hate that I know this, but the reason is that the alt-right, for whatever reason, have decided that Michelle Obama is a man.

…And the reason why they think *that* is because her shoulders are a on the broad side for a woman, her arms are bit muscular, and she’s apparently 5’11” tall.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 years ago

@Parasol : reality have a liberal bias, you should not rely on it.

Conan the Librarian
Conan the Librarian
3 years ago

Gee, I wonder why the white supremacists are dead keen on the idea of stringing up President Obama?

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

@ Ohlmann

*snicker*

Otrame
Otrame
3 years ago

So only white people are real Americans?

You know most of my ancestors entered this country before 1800 and I am about as melanin-difficient as you are likely to see on a given day, and you know what I think?

Fuck James Weidmann and his fascist buddies.

BritterSweet
3 years ago

Initially posted in the wrong thread but relevant here.

http://www.mattbors.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/876.jpg

Pendraeg
Pendraeg
3 years ago

@WWTH But remember Minnesota doesn’t count as the heartland because we’re all filthy, cuck, libtards who don’t exclusively spend time around other pure white folks.

Well unless you head up to far into the iron range, things can get… weird then.

@BritterSweet Aaaaaand now my co-workers are looking at me funny for laughing way too loud at that. XD

Snowberry
Snowberry
3 years ago

The phrase “reality has a liberal bias” was originally a joking response to conservative accusations that the news was biased towards the liberal viewpoint. …Just in case someone doesn’t already know that.

There is some truth to the accusation though. Given that the typical conservative tries to change reality to match their ideals, and the typical liberal tries to change their ideals to match reality (in both cases, not always very successfully, but they try) it’s pretty much a given that an accurate reporting of reality-as-it-is is going to more closely match the liberal view than the conservative one.

To do otherwise would completely undermine the point of it being news, and turns it into propaganda instead.

Dalillama, Effort Chicken
Dalillama, Effort Chicken
3 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

and various forms of petty treason (that’s things like assisting enemies etc).

And also a woman who killed her husband, among other nongovernment related crimes. (not the other way ’round, of course, patriarchy being what it is). Which, in fact, is why people like Heartiste blither about treason like they do; what treason basically means is ‘subverting or attacking established hierarchies’, and fascists hate that.

@Brittersweet

I was thinking of that as well.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 years ago

@Snowberry : Good post indeed. Good satire is based on exagerated truth after all.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ dalillama

what treason basically means is ‘subverting or attacking established hierarchies

Yup. As you’ll know it was also treason for a servant to kill their master. Think there’s also something about killing clergy.

Under English law the sovereign can’t commit treason. Interestingly though that also applies to pretenders to the Crown who engage in civil war; even if they lose.

Pendraeg
Pendraeg
3 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw I could be remembering incorrectly but I believe the part about pretenders to the crown was created because few Saxon sovereigns had the bad habit of saying that anyone who questioned them was challenging the crown making them pretenders and thus capable of treason. Oddly enough the noble class had a wee bit of an issue with that reasoning.

AsAboveSoBelow
AsAboveSoBelow
3 years ago

…her shoulders are a on the broad side for a woman, her arms are bit muscular, and she’s apparently 5’11” tall.

Like this?
http://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201425/rs_600x600-140305131024-600.ivanka.cm.3514.jpg

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ pendraeg

Ooh, that’s interesting; cheers.

Makes sense though. It was also a convention that the troops on the losing side of a challenge for the Crown were pardoned by the winner. Partly a recognition that they were under an obligation to fight for their lord if asked, but presumably also to preserve the social hierarchy. You don’t want to establish a precedent for serfs saying “I’d love to obey your orders boss, but are you sure this is entirely legal?”

Aunt Podger, Ketchup-Spewing Feminester
Aunt Podger, Ketchup-Spewing Feminester
3 years ago

I would say, “I think you mean ‘hanged,'” but I don’t think that’s an error: “hanged” is for objects the speaker regards as people, and humans with darker skin don’t seem to be people in this unfortunate’s playbook.

Lucrece
Lucrece
3 years ago

David, sorry to be the grammar nerd, but the title needs to say “hanged” not hung. Yes, you may all feel free to pelt me with rocks.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

So…a brief summation.

Just one drop in the bucket and ya hit ‘eject’
And you keep rantin’ and rollin’ ’bout corruption of the good
But turn the pages back a little more (and not quite to the dinosaurs)
And you’ll find your kind’s not the first in this neighborhood

Dalillama, Shepherd of Demonic Crocodiles
Dalillama, Shepherd of Demonic Crocodiles
3 years ago

@Alan
A member of the clergy killing a superior member, I believe. IIRC anyone else killing a cleric was done for blasphemy usually. The Treason act also specified that a servant sleeping with the wife or daughter of their master was not committing petty treason, which apparently common law had previously disagreed on. Of course, if one was a member of the clergy, one could insist on being tried by the church instead of the state, and hope for a lesser sentence; indeed, at the same time as the Treason Act, this was extended to anyone who could read (or fake it).

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

Ew, Douchateau Shartiste. I was kind of hoping he’d be gone by now. But of course, there was no chance of that happening, not these days.

@Troubelle

That song hit the nail.

Jurgan
3 years ago

“he’s convinced for some reason that Obama is gay.”

Well, it fits in with Michelle Obama being secretly a man, as evidenced by freezing footage to show a bulge between “her” legs.

(Poe’s Disclaimer: I am attempting satire, but there are people who would say exactly that in complete sincerity.)

kale
kale
3 years ago

@ Kitten 50 points to Gryffindor for that perfectly placed Hamilton reference ;D

David Rutten
David Rutten
3 years ago

@Lucrece, phew. I was worried I had to mention it, but now I can remain cowardly in the background.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

OT: Cernovich is attempting to create another pizzagate-style scandal. Shocking, I know. http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/12/how-mike-cernovich-is-pizzagating-his-latest-victim.html

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@kupo
Reality please stop being a neonazi enabler.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

It didn’t help that the late Joan Rivers helped perpetuate that stupid rumor of Michelle Obama…or that people believed her, for no apparent reason.

Exit: Juicebro needs to get his nasty ass sued to oblivion.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ dalillama

if one was a member of the clergy, one could insist on being tried by the church instead of the state

The test for ‘benefit of clergy’ was just that the suspect was literate. They usually checked this by getting the person to read a passage from the Bible. Oftentimes local criminals would know the local magistrate’s preferred choice, so they’d just memorise that. You could only claim benefit of clergy once though so they’d tattoo or brand your thumb. The next time you’d be left to the secular authorities.

On a related note, that’s why most witches were hanged rather than burnt. Witchcraft was a secular crime. Burning was reserved for ecclesiastical offences such as heresy. Of course sometimes there was an overlap.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

It didn’t help that the late Joan Rivers helped perpetuate that stupid rumor of Michelle Obama…or that people believed her, for no apparent reason.

Right wingers simply don’t understand humor. Apparently they don’t get that she was an insult comic and that her jokes aren’t meant to be taken literally.

I’m not saying that I endorse gender policing humor just that they’re too painfully literal and willfully ignorant to grasp that’s what this was. Just like how they didn’t realize the Colbert Report was satire.