Once upon a time, the pickup artist who calls himself Heartiste (real name James Weidmann) actually provided his readers advice — terrible, backwards, and thoroughly misogynistic advice, but advice nonetheless — on how to pick up the hot babes.
These days he seems to devote most of his attention to laments over the “demographic displacement of White heritage America” and to increasingly elaborate fantasies of revenge towards the “shitlibs” and other alleged traitors who have supported or encouraged these alleged crimes against Whitey.
Now these fantasies have expanded to involve the sitting president, who Weidmann thinks should be literally hung for his “treason.”
In post on his blog yesterday, Weidmann reported with some alacrity that the
lame duck White House squatter Gay Mulatto [has] admitted to committing treason against the United States of America.
Oh, did I forget to mention that Weidmann has a strange habit of referring to Obama as “Gay Mulatto?” Well, he does. Because he thinks “mulatto” is a terrible insult and also because he’s convinced for some reason that Obama is gay.
So what exactly does Obama’s alleged “treason” consist of? Did he call upon a hostile foreign government to hack the email servers of his political enemies?
No, nothing so trivial. It seems that Obama acknowledged, in a recent interview on NPR, the incontrovertible demographic fact that America is getting less white.
“If you stopped all immigration today,” Obama told an NPR interviwer, “just by virtue of birth rates, this is going to be a browner country.”
To Weidmann, this is a SMOKING GUN.
A browner country is exactly what Gay Mulatto wanted. It’s why he refuses to close the border, why he won’t enforce immigration laws, why he wanted to fast-track unconditional amnesty and give illegals the vote, and why he has spent years and political capital bum rushing Somalis into heartland America.
Well, not so much. For what it’s worth, we’re hardly being flooded with foreigners. Illegal immigration hit a peak in 2007, and has been down ever since. In recent years, more Mexicans have left the US than have entered it. And while the actual numbers are murky, there’s no doubt that Obama has deported a substantial number of undocumented immigrants.
That said, Obama is right: people of color are having more babies than whites, and the country is getting “browner.” In thirty years or so, demographers expect, whites will no longer be the majority in the US.
As Weidmann sees it, this is all Obama’s fault:
Make no mistake, this was Gay Mulatto’s treasonous plan all along: the dispossession and demographic displacement of White heritage America. Open borders to the brown world was his biggest middle finger yet to the White lineage that he so despises in his own family tree.
Well, aside from the fact that the borders aren’t open.
HE IS OPENLY BRAGGING ABOUT THE INEVITABILITY OF IT NOW, because he thinks, not unjustifiably based on past experience, that White America won’t hold him accountable. That instead Whites will line up behind Gay Mulatto and cheer their till now bloodless annihilation from the nation their ancestors built and their White posterity will inherit.
But NO MORE! With Trump in power, Weidmann declares, evil “traitors” like Obama will get the retribution they deserve.
In clown world, he gets away with it. Luckily for him, he’s leaving right at the moment clown world is about to cede to a resurgent sane world, in which the gallows for traitors to the nation are returned to service. We have these treasonous vermin on record and every legal justification at hand. All we need now is the will to make our enemies pay for their crimes against the People of the United States.
Cue the Mitchell/Web “Are We the Baddies?” sketch.
Oven gloves?
The past tense of “hang” is “hanged,” not “hung.”
“their ancestors built”
uhmmm who did the building…?
But. But. But. That is just how populations work – if people of one race or nationality are making more babies than another – they will become the majority.
Is he insinuating Obama is going around telling minorities to make as many babies as possible to overrun the white establishment? Cause that is an interesting long term plan.
@Kale
I was just thinking that.
“Keep ranting, we know who’s really doing the planting.”
I’m no expert on American constitutional law to determine if Obama has committed treason. Obama, of course, is – and I suspect this pua loser wouldn’t qualify as an expert in finding his own ‘white posterity’ with both hands and a map.
Obama: “If the border was closed, the country would become less white.”
Fartiste: “He wants the country to become less white, so this is proof he wants the border open.”
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There is no logic – I can’t even… Wherever you look (outside of Stormfront and their ilk) treason means plotting against the Head of State, whether elected or monarchy. Which implies that Obama was plotting against himself.
People who disagree with a politicians direction hyperbolic language is often used about the POTUS or whoever ‘ruining’ the country. But treason? No shortage of pages and pages about Clinton and Obama, but of the most hyperbolic rantings imaginable.
If seeking to be taken seriously it is always best to keep the hysterical rantings and bizarre accusations to a minimum!
Why is it that so many of these previous PUA ‘experts’ turn to the extreme right wing? Could it possibly be that misogyny and other hates are nearly always closely interconnected? Yet again: yes, that’s it.
All that headline makes me think of is an exchange in Blazing Saddles:
Charlie: They said you was hung!
Bart: And they was right!
Also, if they define anybody who visibly has anything but white people in their ancestry as non-white (along with Jews regardless of how white we are), then it’s inevitable that the country will become less white.
Hm.
I’m not familiar with Heartiste’s work as a pick-up giving advice columnist, but I bet I’m safe in assuming that he knows as much about relationships as he does about America’s legal system.
Also, and unrelated, I think his shit sounds funnier if you read it in the voice of the Hulk. “GAY MULATTO HATE WHITE!!!” “SANE AMERICA HAS GALLOWS FOR TRAITORS!!!” “SOMALIS BUMRUSH HULKTISTE’S HEARTLAND!!!”
Okay. I live in one of those heartland locations that has a big Somali population. I can assure you that most of them got here before Obama took office. The emigration from Somalia took place mostly the late 90s. I guess that means it’s Hillary’s failt!
Oh you created something with your white posterior, excuse me, white posterity, but it’s not something to show off.
White people have been a numerical minority for-absolutely-ever, but self righteous white testesical ranting is absolutely gonna change that any day now. Like he should hold his breath, it’s really gonna work, reality always reshapes itself to coddle the needs of tantrum throwing nazis.
Oh, lawrd, these people are just… just… there is no word in Elvish, Entish or the tongues of humans for this… nonsense.
Fartiste and his ilk have defined “white” as “all ‘er nothing”, i.e. a white parent can conceive a non-white baby, but a non-white parent cannot conceive a white baby… this is not sustainable, either genetically or socially.
Even so, a violation of the igno-right’s bigotry is NOT TREASON.
All right, let’s start with what the legal definition of treason in the US is, as stated in the Constitution.
In Layman’s terms, what Treason against the US is is making war against the US or aiding enemies of the US, and you can only be convicted if you have at least two witnesses to the same clear act of treason. “Opening borders” with Mexico, even if we assume Obama did such, is not treason by any stretch of the imagination, because neither Mexico nor illegal immigrants are enemies of the US. So it falls short of that, even if we assume the borders were opened (they weren’t, and in fact Obama deported more illegal immigrants than any other president, but whatever).
Admittedly, I am not a Lawyer, but it seems to me that this should be fairly clear from a plain reading of the constitution.
I teach eighth grade civics. No, Obama has not.
When I think of treason, I think more of things like calling for the death of your country’s leader. Like, can Heartiste not get in legal trouble for this? Can he just say that shit with impunity?
First of all, in the US, calling for the death of the president is not treason. to use the simplified definition in Randall Munroe’s Thing Explainer (a very amusing book by the way, it explains complicated things using only the 1000 most common words in the english language), Treason is fighting us, joining a group that’s fighting us, or helping a group that’s fighting us. Saying “I think our president should be hung” is none of these things, and thus not treason. It doesn’t break any other laws either. If he had said I am going to hang Obama, and it was a credible threat, he would have been in trouble, but as it is, what he said still falls under the aegis of First Amendment rights. This does not mean that what he said is in any way right or acceptable, just that technically no law in the US forbids it.
Over here our Treason Act (1351) is one of the oldest statutes still in force. We have both High Treason, which is stuff like plotting or even imagining the death of the sovereign, and various forms of petty treason (that’s things like assisting enemies etc).
It’s technically treason to cop off with the heir to the throne’s wife; so that doctor friend of Princess Diana could have been prosecuted.
Only people under the protection of the Crown can commit treason. But ‘Lord Haw Haw’ was successfully prosecuted because he’d applied for British travel documents. The American revolution is of course an interesting topic in this field.
Treason still attracted the death penalty even after the abolition of capital punishment for murder, but that was changed to a maximum life sentence in 1998.
Nerd mode: Off
@No Man Rules Alone, that’s good info, thank you.
To make up for my ignorance, I offer the following tidbit: In Canada, there is a serious criminal offense called “Alarming Her Majesty.”
I hate that I know this, but the reason is that the alt-right, for whatever reason, have decided that Michelle Obama is a man.
is he really the only contributor to that blog? in the about section is mentioned CH proprietors and contributors like it’s a collective blog.
Not only does the alt-right think Michelle Obama is a man, but they’re convinced Sasha and Malia are stolen from some other family.
ETA: Which is silly – you can pretty easily see the familial resemblance between the First Daughters and their parents. Not counting what DNA testing would likely show.
…And the reason why they think *that* is because her shoulders are a on the broad side for a woman, her arms are bit muscular, and she’s apparently 5’11” tall.
@Parasol : reality have a liberal bias, you should not rely on it.