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What is like a man with a boner wearing a small tight thong? One idiot has the answer

That thong th thong thong thong

Do you like riddles? I do. Here’s my favorite:

What goes around a button?

You might think the answer is “a buttonhole.” But you would be WRONG!

Well, technically, you would be right, but the correct answer to this riddle is “a goat.”

Because goats go around a-buttin.’ You know, like butting things.

Ok, that joke only works when you say it out loud, and it’s a bit of an open question as to whether it works at all. It’s from a very old and very bad book of jokes and riddles I encountered as a child.

Look, I didn’t say I liked GOOD riddles. I sort of prefer the terrible ones.

And I’m in luck! A few days ago a drive-by commenter left a giant angry dump of a comment in response to one of my posts from way back in 2011. I didn’t let the comment through moderation, but it contained a riddle, of sorts, that I would like to share with you all.

What “is similar to a man wearing small tight thongs and having an erection?”

Set aside the issue of why this fellow is wearing more than one thong, and see what you can come up with.

A banana in a bikini?

A sausage in a small hammock?

A roll of quarters in a diaper?

I’m running out of ideas here.

One of those long balloons that they make balloon animals out of, inside a bag that’s too small for it?

Nope!

The answer is: “Women wearing provocative clothes.”

Let’s let Jon explain it:

Women wearing provocative clothes is similar to a man wearing small tight thongs and having an erection. HOw would you feel men hanging out like that? WOuld you invite them to meet your wife/daughter?

First of all, I don’t have a “wife/daughter.” And I am troubled by Jon’s assumption that I am anti-thong, when it comes to men. I’m not. Dude thongs are fine, in moderation. I’m wearing one right now. I require visitors to put on thongs before entering my apartment. I put them on my cats, when I can catch them.

NOTE TO EXTREMELY LITERAL-MINDED READERS: I’m not really wearing a thong. I don’t actually require visitors to put on thongs before entering my apartment. I don’t put them on my cats. I was making some little jokes. That said, I don’t really care if guys wear thongs to the beach, though they should really cover up (and try to think of very unsexy things) if they get erections. As should anyone who gets an erection in public.

In the post that Jon is responding to, I took issue with a fellow who suggested that women who “dress … provocatively and leav[e] a man in an unfinished state of excitement” are essentially assaulting men. Things that this fellow regarded as “provocative” included jeans, high heels, exposed hair. Some of his other arguments were even more, er, provocative.

But let’s get back to Jon, who had many further thoughts and theories he wanted to share with me and my readers, most of which involved explaining how totally wrong he thinks I am, and most of which have nothing to do with my post.

Here are his thoughts on non-verbal communication,

Most human communication is non verbal. For example, if I wink at your wife, are you ok with that? I am just winking right? No David (author) don’t be judgmental! Well that’s called “hitting a girl!”. So provocative outfits create the same sense as sexual organs on a man’s face. It sends non verbal sexual messages.

Er, sexual organs on a man’s face? How exactly did we get from winking to sexual organs on a man’s face?

Women are not a minority – they form 51% of the population and are a MAJORITY.

Thanks for the tip!

Women failures in mathematics, sciences, sports, jobs are not a man’s fault.

How about grammatical errors made by men? Whose fault are they?

In fact most men are not anti-female. At the very least they usually love their mothers, grand mothers, daughters and maybe wives.

‘Maybe wives?” I’m sensing some bitterness here.

Women have failed in these areas as they are just not good enough and lack that white matter in brain that is created by 20,000 evolution and male testosterone. These are biological facts.

Would any biologists care to comment on these, er, facts?

Women do better than men in fields that require caring and nurturing such as certain medical fields (nursing, gynecology), giving birth to babies and raising them.

I will concede that having a uterus does give someone a bit of an advantage when it comes to giving birth to babies.

That said, I am not suggesting preventing women from pursuing their dreams but dont expect 50% of Einsteins and newtons to be women. In fact there has never been a great female scientist of the rank of newton, gauss, euler etc. All major scientific inventions (even minor ones actually) are all male.

WE INVENTED THE MAMMOTH TO FEED YOU.

Nature has designed the human female body to carry babies and be sexually attractive to a man. If this was not the case, human species would not have made it this far. It is the very reason that men have hair on their faces and a muscular body. Its called evolution and you cant (and there is no need to) challenge 20,000 years of human evolution.

Men have hair on their faces so … women can be sexy to them?

I’m thinking Jon might have mixed up some of his notes from Biology 101.

But speaking of sexy, let me just end this post with a dude in what appears to be a Speedo or Speedo equivalent.

I don’t know why, biologically speaking, he’s holding a nailgun, but then again I wasn’t paying careful attention in Biology 101 either.

Also it kind of looks like someone else’s face has been photoshopped over the original Speeo-wearer’s face. I have no idea why. Let’s just call that another riddle.

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Aunt Podger, Ketchup-Spewing Feminester
Aunt Podger, Ketchup-Spewing Feminester
4 years ago

@Boogerghost: thanks! I’m glad I’m not the only one who got the quivering fantods from that. I sent a quick, forthright note to their social media person about how vulnerable this makes the companies following these guidelines, myself.

Sorry about rubbing against you like that and the crude graffiti. I saw a picture of an unsmiling woman wearing dangling earrings, and I couldn’t help myself. Also, you were within 2600 feet of a hotel, so I assumed I didn’t have to adhere to basic social decencies.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

It’s a terrible “design” for having babies, too

I was born breech, and my mom won’t let me forget it. Just good enough is still good enough as far as nature’s ‘concerned’

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

This is Jon and your replies seem to be some sort of attempted rebuffs – not logical answers. Here is one of your replies:

First of all, I don’t have a “wife/daughter.” And I am troubled by Jon’s assumption that I am anti-thong, when it comes to men. I’m not. Dude thongs are fine, in moderation. I’m wearing one right now. I require visitors to put on thongs before entering my apartment. I put them on my cats, when I can catch them.

Answer: Many people do have a wife/daughter! You just used the word “moderation”. This alone negates your whole viewoiint which is based on “women can wear whatever they want” – NO MODERATION!. If you believe in moderation then you are supporting my viewpoint that women are bound by moderation in their clothing choices. Most human communication is non verbal and just like you dont like nude people in your apartment, people dont like to see nude women on the street either.

And women’s boob is not the same as a man’s chest. Women’s bodies have a far greater sex appeal to a man than vice versa. This is biology 101 and you don’t need to go to college for that. Its called common sense. If you are gay then ask an average man. If that does not work, then read statistics: almost all strip clubs cater to men, almost all sex offenders are men, almost all commercials bare women (and not men) to sell things. GET IT?

Women and men are not equal. They are very different. In many fields, women are simply unable to do a man’s job. In other cases they just dont do well. Simply shoving them into jobs creates nuisance and brings standards down. This is not fair to the person who can do a better job for the same pay. Its called socialism and it fails every time.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

This is Jon and thanks for the lot of replies. At least “CPphazor” is smart enough to think about this issue. Let me illustrate this with some examples:

1. Most human communication is non verbal. So the clothes a woman wears has a massive impact on how people interact with her. An example would be someone that goes into red light area every night with 100 dollars bills sticking out and gets mugged. This was avoidable. On the other hand if someone is going there by mistake and gets mugged that is totally a different story. The person mugging them is wrong but in the first case, the victim is part of the crime and partly at fault. Women going with provocative outfits, especially couples with drunkenness, late at night in people’s apartments are “asking for trouble”. Unless they have evidence of physical violence, there is no justification of rape as they have implicit adult consent. I refuse to accept that women are stupid and dainty creatures. They know the consequences and engage in this activity to have “fun”.

2. Woman’s mind and body is designed by nature to have babies. Her hormonal system and biological apparatus is setup to do so. She has less of white matter, physical muscle strength, split second decision making ability, predatory skills (such as mathematical abilities). That does not mean that women cannot do math – just not as well as men. Women can lift also – just not as well as men. Women can play sports but no women will ever be a mike tyson or Michael jordan. No woman is a gauss, euler, newton, einstein etc. All major (even minor) mathematical inventions are male. We live in a MAN’s world. However men are not superior to women as without a woman there is no man or human species. Each of them are unique and special. Women bring a nurturing, caring perspective to the world. As a cultured society, we should let women play sports, learn math etc but dont expect them to complete one one one with men most of the time. If you force it, this will dilute the system to nothing. Its called socialism and it fails.

3. There are a very large % of people (incl women) that agree that women wearing provocative outfits do so to attract sexual attention. Indecent outfits lead to bad consequences – both for men and women.

4. Men that support these “liberal” ideas are generally divorced and disrespected by these very women (see Hollywood couples). They do this to sleep with them and don’t mind being disrespected. However it does not mean that rest of the world needs to support with vulgar view of “modern liberated female”. We like respecting our women and they demand respect from men. We refuse to treat women as sex objects and they should cover up their private parts so people treat them as intelligent human being rather than objects of sexual pleasure. A woman should be more than a meat dump.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

Are you serious ?

Dude there is so much wrong in there I just can’t figure out which part to adress specifically. You got me literally baffled with bullshit.

I really need to make a gif of that Jon Stewart “crystal duh” quote.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

If you believe in moderation then you are supporting my viewpoint that women are bound by moderation in their clothing choices

Dude, wat?

Women’s bodies have a far greater sex appeal to a man than vice versa

Read a book

If you are gay then ask an average man

Quick, to the Kinsey stats!

almost all sex offenders are men

That’s new…

Women and men are not equal. They are very different

B=/=A

Its called socialism and it fails every time

Read another book

the victim is part of the crime and partly at fault

Incorrect

there is no justification of rape as they have implicit adult consent

Fractally incorrect

predatory skills (such as mathematical abilities)

Algebra helps you Hunt the Mammoth

Indecent outfits lead to bad consequences – both for men and women

Mmhmm…

We like respecting our women

Demonstrably not

We refuse to treat women as sex objects

Demonstrably not

A woman should be more than a meat dump

Who’s adding this to their nym?

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

@Axe

What about “Moderated Meat Dump” ?

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

@John
Sounds like something a food inspector says about a McDonald’s that’s just barely up to code 😁

Speaking of which, remember when some asshole described a vagina as a meat dispensary? At least Jonny here makes more sense than that

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

@Axe

At least Jonny here makes more sense than that

Barely.

But hey, merry First-Troll-Of-The-Year day.

Rhuu
Rhuu
4 years ago

@Aunt Podger and @Boogerghost: You should check out that article again! They’ve taken out nearly all the text, I think. The last time it was updated was the 24th of December.

The link again, for anyone else who wants to read.

All of their points are still bad, though. Talking about your sex life at work isn’t something I would do, but doing so doesn’t mean someone now has free reign to harass you.

“Treat everyone fairly and courteously at all times, and ye shall also be treated so.” ~paraphrased

Pretty obviously not true, most people ARE fair and courteous at all times, especially women who are usually socialised to minimise conflict. Also, even if you are not perfect, that doesn’t give someone leave to harass you.

Some people’s personalities change when they travel.
During business trips, avoid meeting other people in hotel rooms, and leave bars and restaurants if your colleagues are clearly more interested in getting drunk than in relaxing after a hard day.

Once again, it is your fault if you are also interested in unwinding by ‘getting drunk’. How dare you like drinking! Don’t know you know that good women don’t drink at all? And if they do, it’s only a little? I throw my hands up! Anything that happens is obviously something you’ve consented to! /s

Thank you for not addressing the fact that whoever these colleagues are, they are behaving in a way that would make someone uncomfortable enough to have to LEAVE the networking opportunity that parties present.

This article is still terrible. They should just take it down.

Rhuu
Rhuu
4 years ago

Also, @Jon? Hetero women have the potential to be just as turned on by men as hetero men do with women. Like everything, it is on a spectrum. Some people are super into sex all the way over the ‘ehhh’ and not caring.

Cis women might be able to carry children, but that does not define who they are. It is pretty interesting to see how the birthrate is dropping, now that women have options in their futures, I think. If what you say is true, this would not be the case.

Also, if most human communication is non-verbal, I think you should move to a place where you don’t speak the language and see how well you do, communicating. And I’m talking about difficult concepts here, not ‘where’s the bathroom’.

I want you to convince someone (using only non-verbal means) of the very points you are arguing about here.

I have a feeling you will not do very well.

Also thank you for equating women and their bodies with money, and something to steal. I’m sure we don’t already have enough of that in our society.

9____6 UGH.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

So the clothes a woman wears has a massive impact on how people interact with her. An example would be someone that goes into red light area every night with 100 dollars bills sticking out and gets mugged.

TIL that a woman’s body is equivalent to an inanimate object used as currency.

I refuse to accept that women are stupid and dainty creatures.

But you accept that women’s bodies are the same as currency.

Women going with provocative outfits, especially couples with drunkenness, late at night in people’s apartments are “asking for trouble”. Unless they have evidence of physical violence, there is no justification of rape as they have implicit adult consent.

Take yourself out of society immediately. You are a danger to other people. Confine yourself to your home and never leave it and never interact with other humans in person, ever, because you can’t be trusted around them and you are actively dangerous.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Ooh, I love it when they pop in to try and defend themselves. It’s always so adorable!

And women’s boob is not the same as a man’s chest.

Boob? Singular?

Women’s bodies have a far greater sex appeal to a man than vice versa.

Citation seriously fucking needed. As a heterosexual woman, I find men’s bodies quite appealing. But I guess you know better than I would about my sexuality, huh?

This is biology 101 and you don’t need to go to college for that. Its called common sense.

No Jon, your ass is not a citation. I did take college level biology courses and at no point did any professor or book I was assigned say this.

If you are gay then ask an average man.

Straight isn’t the default. Gay people are perfectly average and normal and also feel sexual attraction to the bodies of people who are the gender they find attractive. Just because you are a straight man that does not make straight male sexuality the be all and end all.

If that does not work, then read statistics: almost all strip clubs cater to men, almost all sex offenders are men, almost all commercials bare women (and not men) to sell things. GET IT?

None of this has anything to do with biology. This is all culture. Women are raised to believe we should be decorative and not have an assertive kind of sexuality. Men are raised to believe that women are objects to be consumed. GET IT?

Women and men are not equal. They are very different. In many fields, women are simply unable to do a man’s job. In other cases they just dont do well.

Like science? I’m assuming you believe that men are more adept at STEM. Since you just completely failed at biology in the previous paragraph, it’s impossible to take this assertion at all seriously.

Most human communication is non verbal. So the clothes a woman wears has a massive impact on how people interact with her. An example would be someone that goes into red light area every night with 100 dollars bills sticking out and gets mugged. This was avoidable. On the other hand if someone is going there by mistake and gets mugged that is totally a different story. The person mugging them is wrong but in the first case, the victim is part of the crime and partly at fault. Women going with provocative outfits, especially couples with drunkenness, late at night in people’s apartments are “asking for trouble”. Unless they have evidence of physical violence, there is no justification of rape as they have implicit adult consent. I refuse to accept that women are stupid and dainty creatures. They know the consequences and engage in this activity to have “fun”.

One time I got cat called when I was wearing a puffy calf length winter coat over jeans and chunky healed boots. I had a scarf covering my lower face and a knit cap covering my had. Please explain how my attire was provocative. How was I asking for it? What should I be wearing to prevent street harassing. What precisely is an acceptable outfit for women to wear.

Oh, and fuck you! A lot of rape victims were not dressed “provocatively” when they were raped. Some rape victims are elderly. Some are children. Some are men. There is no evidence whatsoever that dressing sexy causes rape.

If men are driven to rape by sexy clothes, perhaps it is not women who need to change to accommodate that. Perhaps men shouldn’t be allowed out without an escort if they’re just uncontrollable rape beasts. Of course, the fact that rapists maneuver themselves into situations where they can be alone with someone vulnerable shows that rape is a calculated predatory act and not uncontrollable horniness so your demand that we dress like Mennonites or whatever the fuck you’re going for here is based in fail.

predatory skills (such as mathematical abilities).

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However men are not superior to women as without a woman there is no man or human species. Each of them are unique and special. Women bring a nurturing, caring perspective to the world.

Nurture this

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/877ebc4f55/NnM2HPr5RJOgIeIIR7n1_Bus%20Middle%20Finger.gif

There are a very large % of people (incl women) that agree that women wearing provocative outfits do so to attract sexual attention. Indecent outfits lead to bad consequences – both for men and women.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

Women are angry at their failures and that’s why they resort to such vile tactics to get attention. There is no women scientist of repute. All major startups (Google, FB etc) are all male. Men dominate and OWN all professional sports. Women simply don’t have a footprint. It just pisses them off. They now just want to use their sex appeal to exert power over men. To tease them and make a mockery. Only weak men cater to such vile acts.

Men are not responsible for women’s failures. They just don’t have the brains to be the next newton or Einstein. Just accept the reality and quit complaining. YOU ARE NOT A MAN and never WILL BE!

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

Men are not responsible for women’s failures.

Men are responsible for suppressing women’s success.

Which, by the way, is kinda why the paragraph above that is bullshit, beyond the obviously false statements like “no women scientists” – dude, do you live on like, an island, alone with seagulls, or something ?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Melting down already?

The only fail in this thread is you, Jonny boy.

that’s why they resort to such vile tactics to get attention.

Hmmmm.

http://i.imgur.com/m8gVKpR.gif

Rhuu
Rhuu
4 years ago

Jon:

Women are angry at their failures and that’s why they resort to such vile tactics to get attention. There is no women scientist of repute.

Did you read… This thread… Hedy Lamarr??

How about all the women scientists who had their work stolen? Here is an article about six of them.

There are loads of links in that article alone to show you why your statement is really, really wrong.

Here is an article about 90 women scientists.

Here is a list of female scientists working before the 20th century.

Here is a pledge from 800 women scientists.

Look, these ideas are just wrong. You are wrong.

This:

Women going with provocative outfits, especially couples with drunkenness, late at night in people’s apartments are “asking for trouble”. Unless they have evidence of physical violence, there is no justification of rape as they have implicit adult consent.

Is super duper dangerous. There is NO SUCH THING as ‘implicit consent’ when someone who is drunk goes into the apartment of someone else. Also, as you have pointed out, women are typically not as strong as men, so the *threat* of violence is often enough to keep them from reacting. Lack of physical injuries =/= not rape.

If you have slept with a woman in a similar situation and this is how you justify it to yourself, you are wrong. This was rape. If you are thinking of putting these thoughts into behaviours: stop, this is rape.

In short: THIS IS RAPE. Do not do.

Also, please learn how blockquotes work. They’re easy now, there’s a little button. You either highlight the words you already have typed out and press it, and things will be

blockquoted

Or you click the button, and it will start one. You type, then click it again and it will be ended.

Or just type the html. Your responses are confusing because I think some of that are quotes? But I’m not sure.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

I have no patience for rape apologists, aka rapist wannabes, or sometimes actual rapists. I have no evidence one way or the other that Jon has committed rape as yet, but he’s certainly invested in excusing it for when he does get around to it.

There’s no need to treat Jon like a rational human and try to sway him with facts. Rape apologists are not rational and cannot be swayed with facts. They can only be ostracized, singled out, and excluded from company, since it is not legal to lock them in their bedrooms alone for the safety of others.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

such vile tactics to get attention

I’m still not sure what these tactics are meant to achieve other than annoy Jonny

Men dominate and OWN all professional sports

And that matters why? Also, incorrect. Also, read a book

They now just want to use their sex appeal to exert power over men

But… Men are smart and strong and such. How could weak women possibly overpower them?

Only weak men cater to such vile acts

Guilty as charged

Men are not responsible for women’s failures

Men, as a group, are, at least partially, responsible for the failure of women’s successes to be recognized and rewarded. FTFY

Just accept the reality and quit complaining

How I wish you’d quit complaining

YOU ARE NOT A MAN and never WILL BE!

Transphobic af. And women in STEM fields aren’t tryna be men anyway. But the fact that you think that’s true has nothing to do with the relative lack of girls pursuing STEM in the 1st place. Completely unrelated, I’m sure… Jackass

PS. Agreed, super dangerous

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
4 years ago

people dont like to see nude women on the street either.

Can’t believe humanity made this decision without asking for my opinion. I would’ve voted in favor of street nudity, workplace nudity and night club nudity (but not public transportation nudity, restaurant nudity or professional sports nudity (non-zero risk of accidental bowel movement)).

Well, there. I contributed.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

There has been no woman scientist to match Euler, Gauss, Legendre, Einstein, Newton etc etc . All major inventions are male. Small papers here and there mean nothing at all. A rare minor discovery – which is often at the coattails of a man does not count.

Women suck at mathematical sciences, business, professional sports and just about anything that really matters. In Olympics they play with other WOMEN. They cannot compete with men’s teams.

The feminists and their male sympathizers are a pity party team of losers. They are jealous of male dominance and generally get support from males that are just as big losers themselves. Quit blaming men and everyone else under the sky and accept your own lack of ability.

Every loser in the history of time just keeps blaming everyone else for their demise. Men are not the reason for women’s lack of accomplishments. Women just don’t have it. Do something that you are good at and stop trying to be be equal to a man. A woman is not a man. This is VERY hard to digest for any loser – women and their male friends.

Women can sing, act, raise babies, become great prostitutes and strippers, nurses, some medical fields and a lot of dumb office type secretarial jobs. They can do supportive roles for a man. A small % can do math but you can easily find a man to beat them to the game.

Even in business they suck. Did Sally or Joanna start Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Oracle? You people are jealous, crabby sour grapes public that want to steal other’s achievements. Go get a life.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
4 years ago

Yeah, ban the rapist please. He is garbage.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Jon can’t defend his rape apologia so he’s switched to we hunted the mammoth, men did everything therefore I’m automatically right trolling? How boring.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

And women in STEM fields aren’t tryna be men anyway.

If that’s true, why did I cut my hair short? Checkmate!

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
4 years ago

If we could get all MRAs to read a single history book, this whole thing would be so much easier.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

Other than calling me all sorts of things, you have no data to support your viewpoint. I DO! Check the records of men and compare them with women. You will find the answer.

I am sorry if you people were not born mathematically smart. The world is not a fair place. Try and be happy with what you got and quit your jealous pity party.

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

Well, gosh, Jon, I guess nude beaches must just be nonstop rape parties, huh? *Starts Googling* Hmmm… There is a ‘nude beach rape’ porn niche (of course there is), but reports of actual sexual assaults at clothes-optional places don’t seem to be too numerous. Looks like you’re wrong, Jon! Hey, is this you?
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Women got raped into the olden days when they wore a gazillion layers of clothing. They get raped in places where they have to be veiled when in public. Jon, why do you hate men? Why do you think men are animals who can’t control themselves? Is it that you, Jon, cannot control yourself, so you think that every man is like you? No, Jon, they are not. Get help, Jon.

And remember, repeatedly telling women that they are inferior to you doesn’t make you superior in any way. It’s like people trying to feel thinner by calling other people fat, Jon.

eli
eli
4 years ago

Jon has as much in common with Einstein as my dead dog has with Mother Teresa.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

Open up a book on Analysis. Yes thats branch of math. Or complex analysis, calculus, linear algebra, differential equations, probability. Do you see any theorems or results with a woman’s name on it? All major results are men created. In fact I have not seen a single women result and I have a PhD!

Same comment for Physics and its branches.

Same comment for professional sports.

Same comments for major business startups.

WOmen just join these companies and just moan the whole time about discrimination. They cant create anything.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
4 years ago

I am sorry if you people were not born mathematically smart.

OH SNAP IT’S TRUMP XDXDXD

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

In fact I have not seen a single women result and I have a PhD!

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Jon
Jon
4 years ago

All you people shout is “Rape”, “Equality”, “Equal Pay”, “Gender Discrimination”, “Woman’s rights” etc etc. Try and accomplish something. Quit blaming and harassing people. No one is raping you and discriminating you. Women are a majority with over 51% of population. They are just a miserable because they cannot compete with men.

By the way, there are many women that agree with this. The current US election proves this viewpoint. The tide is turning in the US.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

The only doctorate Jon has is from the University of Assfax.

I’m still trying to figure out where all this stuff about us being jealous is coming from. It’s not on topic and it’s not remotely connected to anything anyone actually said.

The trolls who don’t try to engage and instead just try to be as obnoxious as possible don’t have much of a shelf life. He’d better step it up if he doesn’t want to get banned.

Moocow
4 years ago

1. Most human communication is non verbal. So the clothes a woman wears has a massive impact on how people interact with her.

Are you refering to how humans use body language to communicate? Body language is not at all the same thing as a fashion choice.

Also, ‘we use body language to communicate so women who wear revealing clothes deserve to be raped’ makes zero sense. A woman can dress in a short skirt and still use body language to singnal “no, I don’t want to have sex with you”.

An example would be someone that goes into red light area every night with 100 dollars bills sticking out and gets mugged. This was avoidable. On the other hand if someone is going there by mistake and gets mugged that is totally a different story. The person mugging them is wrong but in the first case, the victim is part of the crime and partly at fault. Women going with provocative outfits, especially couples with drunkenness, late at night in people’s apartments are “asking for trouble”. Unless they have evidence of physical violence, there is no justification of rape as they have implicit adult consent. I refuse to accept that women are stupid and dainty creatures. They know the consequences and engage in this activity to have “fun”.

Wow, did you come up with that example all on your own? Of course not, it’s been brought up hundreds of fucking times and fails on several counts.

First, you’re comparing an inanimate object (money) with an animate non-object (women). Now, you may be shocked to discover that women are actually people. Not objects. So your comparison fails.

Second, you’re victim blaming. Women should wear whatever the fuck they want to wear and not get raped. Instead of telling women not to wear things, we tell men not to rape. It’s a way better solution and way more likely to actually work

Third, your argument is built on the premise that only women who wear scantily clad outfits get raped. Yet, back here in real life, women who dress conservatively get raped as well. To use your own (shitty) analogy against you, this would be like if I took every precaution to prevent my money from getting stolen, but it got stolen anyways. Then, when I said ‘my money got stolen’ people said ‘well it’s your fault for being such a WHORE!’.

Even if women cover every square inch of their body, they are still raped. Perhaps we should focus on punishing rapists? So far, society seems reluctant to do so.

2. Woman’s mind and body is designed by nature to have babies. Her hormonal system and biological apparatus is setup to do so.

Looks like it’s evo-psych bullshit-o-clock. *Inhales*

Citation needed

She has less of white matter,

Citation needed

physical muscle strength,

Citation needed (to be fair this one might be accurate)

split second decision making ability

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Citation needed

predatory skills (such as mathematical abilities)

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Hahaha, what the fuck? Since when is ‘math’ a ‘predatory skill’?

Also, citation needed.

That does not mean that women cannot do math – just not as well as men.

You have absolutely zero proof that women are ‘naturally’ worse at math then men. Science is not on your side

http://www.doctorbrunner.com/groundbreaking-study-finds-boys-are-not-naturally-better-than-girls-at-math-but-your-daughter-may-be-more-anxious-about-math/

Also, what’s the matter? Why do you fail so hard at science despite insisting that your gender has some sort of advantage?

Women can lift also – just not as well as men.

Funny how you mention this in the same breath as math ability as if the two are related in any way, shape or form. Sure, women overall have less muscle mass so men overall will lift better than women.

Women can play sports but no women will ever be a mike tyson or Michael jordan.

Cool, and no man will ever be more flexible then a woman.

No woman is a gauss, euler, newton, einstein etc.

And judging by your inability to rationally back up your arguments as well as your insistence that correlation equals causation, I’m gonna say you’re not a scientist either.

Also, Marie Currie. Your argument is invalid.

All major (even minor) mathematical inventions are male.

Are you incapable of performing a google search?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=famous+female+mathematicians+and+their+contributions

We live in a MAN’s world.

Uh… no shit?

However men are not superior to women as without a woman there is no man or human species.

Well, men and women are not superior to each other. They’re both human beings. Women making babies is not somehow ‘equivalent’ to men hunting mammoths.

Each of them are unique and special.

Aw, are you trying to pretend you didn’t just make a bunch of untrue assumptions about women and their accomplishment?

Women bring a nurturing, caring perspective to the world.

No, caring and nuturing people bring a nuturing and caring perspective to the world. Plenty of women hate kids and want nothing to do with them. Plenty of men love kids too, are you saying they can’t be nurturing and caring?

As a cultured society, we should let women play sports, learn math etc but dont expect them to complete one one one with men most of the time.

Actually I can absolutely expect women to do just as well as men in terms of math because the idea that ‘women are bad at math’ is a myth, with no basis in fact.

http://www.doctorbrunner.com/groundbreaking-study-finds-boys-are-not-naturally-better-than-girls-at-math-but-your-daughter-may-be-more-anxious-about-math/

If you force it, this will dilute the system to nothing.

So expecting women to be treated equal to men is terrible because it will ‘dillute the system to nothing”.

OH NO! Everyone! Stop this feminism at once, we’re diluting the system! The fuck does that even mean? What system? What/How is it being diluted? and why the fuck is this a bad thing?

Its called socialism and it fails.

France exists!

There is no women scientist of repute.

Are all misogynists immune to fact-checking or are you just hoping that if you spew enough bullshit from your mouth you’ll at least cough up one diamond? Cecilia Payne is the person who discovered that the sun (and all stars) are mostly made of hydrogen. Considering how this is such a basic fact it’s taught to every child in science class, I’m gonna go and say that that’s a pretty ‘reputable’ scientific fact.

Can’t wait to see your clever rebuttal to all my points. And by clever rebuttal I mean accusations that we’re all the meanest people on the internet for daring to call you a poopnose.

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

No one is raping you

Well, not at this very moment, no. Buuuuuuuut….. waaaaaaaaaait. First, we ladies are making men rape us by being inadequtely dressed and overly alcoholized, but now you say we’re not getting raped? Huh?

By the way, there are many women that agree with this. The current US election proves this viewpoint. The tide is turning in the US.

Trump lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million. Slightly more than a quarter of all eligible US voters voted for Tangerine Rapist. It’s a loud, stupid, racist, obnoxious tide, but not a very big one.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

It’s pretty clear that Jon is either an actualized rapist or a rapist just waiting for an opportunity to act. He’s successfully dehumanized women with his “they aren’t quite as human as men” arguments, and turned the responsibility for rape around from the rapist to the victim, even saying outright that the victim bears responsibility for a crime.

Jon is not safe in public. He should lock himself up for the good of others, but of course he won’t because he isn’t a good person.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

OK here is a cool suggestion for all you geniuses that you might agree:

> Continue to bare women as much as possible. Drink, have sex, do drugs and be happy. Then keep yelling rape all day long as its going to INCREASE and not decrease.

> Keep bashing men for all your demise. Keep yelling till eternity about equal rights, gender equality etc.

> Meantime, free loading is on the decline. The US economy sucks and there wont be much left for handouts. US businesses are out sourcing jobs and dont want these free loaders anymore. When job run out, go on welfare.

Drink, party, be merry! WOmen are men and men are women. We are ALL equal. Welcome to Banana republic of America!

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

Guess what? Rape rates have been decreasing for decades in the US. So, Jon, it’s JUST YOU. You may not actually be a rapist, but you think like one. You hate the idea of women being happy and having fun, and you want them to be violently punished for it. Somewhere inside, you dream about doing the punishing. Get help.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

Policy of madness: You fool – I said that rape involves a force. If there is not threat of violence or actual violence then there is no rape.

If there is an actual rape, then rapist is wrong and needs to be punished At the same time, a women going about her own way and getting raped is not the same as another that sleeps around, hangs out half nude, drunk. The latter is partly responsible for her outcome.

MOOCOW: A person with bills sticking out example. The bills would be compared to lack of women clothing. You seem to have a problem with logic. I think most people are logically challenged here.

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

Also, Diplo shows—full of nearly naked people on drugs, with very little rape. My god, it’s almost ass if Jon is wrong about everything! I wonder if his name is even Jon.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

Lindsay: 1.8 per 1,000 women in 2005. The figure remained unchanged from 2005 to 2010.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

Women suck at mathematical sciences, business, professional sports and just about anything that really matters

Remember when he was saying he respected his women? That they they were unique and special and not inferior? Oh wait, that was just a couple posts ago…

The feminists and their male sympathizers are a pity party team of losers

Do something that you are good at and stop trying to be be equal to a man

Remember when he was saying…

become great prostitutes and strippers

That actually sounds pretty dope. Not just ordinary prostitutes and strippers. The greatest who ever lived! Learned from the mistresses of old. Honed their craft to the utmost peak of their profession. I’d read the fuck outta that manga!

Go get a life

Bruh…

By the way, there are many women that agree with this. The current US election proves this viewpoint. The tide is turning in the US

41% of female voters chose him. That’s 3% less than Romney. There is no tide

Either way, banned!

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

I said that rape involves a force. If there is not threat of violence or actual violence then there is no rape.

Yep, you’re a rapist all right. Everything you say makes me more confident of this assessment. That time you assaulted a drunk person who couldn’t resist? That was, in fact, rape, asshole.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Continue to bare women as much as possible. Drink, have sex, do drugs and be happy. Then keep yelling rape all day long as its going to INCREASE and not decrease.

No one is raping you and discriminating you.

Contradictory statements. Either we’re silly hysterical wimmenz crying rape when there’s no rape or there’s an epidemic of men who can’t help rape all the time because they see some cleavage. It can’t be both. Pick one.

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

Rates declined from a peak of 5 per 1,000 women in 1995 to 1.8 per 1,000 women in 2005. The figure remained unchanged from 2005 to 2010.

*snort* If you’re going to be tricky with the data find it from a more obscure source than a HuffPo article.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

Here are studies that prove relationship with dress and rape:

Antecedents of sexual victimization: factors discriminating victims from nonvictims.

Synovitz LB, Byrne TJ., J Am Coll Health. Jan;46(4):151-8. (1998)

Partial abstract:

The variables found to be related to women’s being sexually victimized were (a) number of different lifetime sexual partners, (b) provocative dress, and (c) alcohol use.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

Here is another:

An Examination of Date Rape, Victim Dress, and Perceiver Variables Within the Context of Attribution Theory

Workman JE, Freeburg EW., Sex Roles, Volume 41, Numbers 3-4, 261-277 (1995)

This study found in part that the way a woman choose to dress is sometimes taken as a statement about her character including vulnerability, desire and/or willingness to have sex and provocation of males which consequently affects the likelihood of rape, including date rape.

dr. ej
dr. ej
4 years ago

@Jon

I know you’re getting a lot of replies, but as a woman in science, I need to address a few of your points.

They just don’t have the brains to be the next newton or Einstein. Just accept the reality and quit complaining. YOU ARE NOT A MAN and never WILL BE!

Nope. I’m not a man AND I DON’T WANT TO BE! I did, however, want to be a scientist, which is why I became one and recently earned myself a PhD. Go read Rhuu’s links. Accept the reality and quit complaining. WOMEN SCIENTISTS EXIST and we’re not going anywhere!

Women and men are not equal. They are very different. In many fields, women are simply unable to do a man’s job. In other cases they just dont do well. Simply shoving them into jobs creates nuisance and brings standards down. This is not fair to the person who can do a better job for the same pay.

Nope again. People, like me, are CHOOSING to pursue certain careers because they want to. You assume that a man could do my job better just because he is a man. How do you know that a woman is not the one who can do the job better?

That does not mean that women cannot do math – just not as well as men. Women can lift also – just not as well as men. Women can play sports but no women will ever be a mike tyson or Michael jordan. No woman is a gauss, euler, newton, einstein etc. All major (even minor) mathematical inventions are male.

However men are not superior to women as without a woman there is no man or human species.

Hmmmmmm…these two statements seem to contradict each other and, again, go read Rhuu’s links. Women were actively prevented from pursuing higher education and many times their achievements were either stolen by men or ignored by history, which is why there are so few discoveries attributed to women. You can not claim that women didn’t make any of these discoveries when they were denied the opportunity and/or faced strong resistance from their peers (mostly men).

Do something that you are good at and stop trying to be be equal to a man.

I am doing something I am good at. It’s called being a scientist. I am proud of being a woman and a scientist. Nothing you say can take away my achievements and I’m not going to stop doing the work that I love because a misogynist on the internet thinks I’m doing “man’s” work.

Jon
Jon
4 years ago

Here is more:

The effects of clothing and dyad sex composition on perceptions of sexual intent: Do women and men evaluate these cues differently.

Abbey, A., Cozzarelli, C., McLaughlin, K., & Harnish, R. J. (1987) Journal of Applied Social Psychology, 17, 108–126.

Partial abstract:

A laboratory study was conducted in which subjects viewed a photograph of two students in a classroom. As predicted, male subjects rated female targets as more sexy and seductive than did female subjects. Also as predicted, female targets who wore revealing clothing were rated as more sexy and seductive than those wearing nonrevealing clothing. Female targets were rated higher on sexual traits regardless of the gender of their partner.

The study went on to infer that provocative dress can lead to an increased chance of date or spousal rape in some situations (primarily spousal and/or date rape).