So a couple of days ago, I wrote about an exciting new development in the world of imaginary women: a Japanese company has developed a holographic virtual waifu for men who prefer the women in their life to be completely submissive, completely imaginary, and live in a little jar.
At the time, I wondered aloud what would happen once MGTOWs discovered this new imaginary lady. Would they hail her as a big step towards the eventual replacement of all real human women? Or would they complain about all the naggy texts she’s programmed to send to her real-boy masters?
Actually, they’ve done both.
“Just take my money, “they” can shame me I don’t care I want one,” wrote one happy Redditor in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit in a thread devoted to the imaginary jar lady.
[A] single tear of joy just rolled down my eye, the post woman age is here boys and its glorious. The more lesbians I see the better hahaha
Another commenter pointed out the ways this imaginary women — which is scheduled to the hit market late next year — will be superior to the flesh and blood kind:
Men will enjoy this because it means a virtual companion who will make the home ready everytime they come back and talk to them. That feeling of care and being available to help you whenever you need it is a luxury a real life woman would never provide on account of female nature being selfish and needy. As men, we tend to value loyalty above all else and a virtual companion does just that. Furthermore, this is far better than the alternative of picking up the house after a lazy ungrateful real life woman. Men no longer have to work the second job of taking care of a grown child.
But he can’t imagine women getting the same sort of satisfaction from a tiny virtual dude:
Now, for women, this device does nothing. Women desire social status and bragging that you have a virtual companion is probably the furthest thing you can do to gain status. While they may secretly enjoy it, they aren’t the audience to shell out $3000 bucks. They’d rather put that $3000 bucks into doing their hair and makeup in order to try and seduce a top-tier man. They do not value a clean house or loyalty and any companionship they may want is already readily available because of all her beta orbiters who are at her beck and call.
Others were less enthusiastic.
“[N]o…if i can’t f*ck it and it doesn’t cook it’s worthless to me,” wrote one.
“Wow. it’s kinda depressing,” wrote another.
I couldn’t help but cringe… we can find strength in independence rather than seek false comfort. It just seems delusional.
And then there was that whole “texting you while you’re at work” thing.
“I can see how the Herbivore Men would like this, but I’m gonna pass,” one commenter declared.
No way am I checking in to tell a bunch of pixels what time I’ll be home. Being alone would be far better.
MGTOWs: As predictable as they are creepy.
Of course, in twenty years (ten?) everyone will have tiny holographic friends, living in jars, floating in the air, who knows where else. I’m holding out for a tiny lady in the radiator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awVNCIjQq1A
@Gipsz Jakab
I’m a SHODAN fanboy, I admit to that wholeheartedly.
@Kat
Glad to see my childhood state putting in work.
And yet we’re simultaneously all cat ladies?
My head hurts
@Lynette
Lesbian catladies, I think you'll find. Who are trying to seduce a top-tier man.
Yep.
I still can’t quite understand how is a virtual being who’s trapped inside a jar supposed to clean your house for you? O.o
And what the duck has this to do with lesbians? Is it just that my confused ladybrain is unable to make these obvious connections and logic jumps or does this seem weird to you guys too?
@Valkyrine:
Well, it’s dressed like a French maid, so it must do cleaning!
@Valyrine
Because once all the world’s men have turned to sexbots, all the ladies will have left is each other, I assume.
I just think its nice that technology will finally bring MGTOWs, beta orbiters, Chad Thundercock and Tyrone all together. Who’d have thought such a thing would be possible?
So, huh, can lesbians-in-a-jar power the Butt-Worshipping Elite ?
Well, if it keeps them occupied and satisfies some enough to shut them up, why not?
Shorter MGTOW: “Women are the worst. I hate them. How can I replicate them in some way as the real ones won’t spend time with me and I am obsessed with them?”
Creeps. They don’t want one of these unless they can abuse the AI inside anyway.
They want a companion who will provide the luxury of caring for them, serving them loyally, and being available to help whenever they need it, but women are the ones whose nature is “selfish and needy”? Do they even hear themselves? (No, I know)
If this catches on, sounds like women will “no longer have to work the second job of taking care of a grown child.”
That company should partner up with RealDoll (maybe a special waifu edition that looks like the character). We’d never have to interact with these fellas again.
MGTOWs are the epitome of loneliness and regret.
I read somewhere that Lynch made Eraserhead in response to the stress he felt with a newborn baby. Hard to look at it the same way again; and hard not to wonder what his partner was dealing with all by herself if this is what was preoccupying him.
In the minds of misogynists just as women are prude/sluts we are also lesbians and focused solely on Chads and Tyrones while also being cat ladies. We are natural nurtures who should raise kids and fawn over men. We are simultaneously selfish by nature. We are nags and pests who don’t let men be men by living in filth and we don’t care enough about clean homes. We take men’s jobs and we won’t work. We are whatever they need to pretend we are so that they have an excuse to hate and obsess about us.
They don’t care about what is true. This is about justifying abuse and oppression.
Isn’t this the exact opposite of a sexbot?
The whole “post woman age” thing — do they think we ladies are just going to die out from lack of attention from men? Or what? And then what happens to people in general?
As for the more lesbians/post-woman age comment, I think this is the logic:
1. Women produce girl children (obv).
2. Men produce boy children (obv).
3. If women turn lesbian, they can’t have kids (biotruth).
4. Therefore there will be no more girl children (#conclusion).
5. Men can still produce boy children through adoption (adoption = import child from faraway planet where children live before birth),
paying a woman to act as a surrogate (woman will be provided by the government),
or because sexbots will eventually be able to achieve pregnancy (because genious male scientists).
6. In the end, humanity will be 100% male (natural selection).
7. Males will evolve into super dragon ball creatures with splendid hair (no more women holding back progress).
8. Free pizza!
@Ooglyboggles:
Sure, I just mean… normally, when we talk here about men buying virtual women and never being seen again, the general and reasonable assumption is that the man is a creepy MGTOW. Knowing SHODAN, however, I’d be more inclined to suspect murder.
@Imaginary Petal
Men get pregnant in their thigh, as Zeus showed. And yes, he had a son like that, not a daughter.
That’s a FACT.
…..Really? Are they really claiming that only women seek out partners or sex for social status and that men never do? I was aware that they were experts at projection but this is goddamn ridiculous.
http://i.imgur.com/iivQDIV.jpg
@SFHC
Did… did I predict the past? Is this a real thing?
@IP
It’s real and it’s even less sensical than it looks.
@SFHC
Okay but quick question why do you know about this? :p
@IP
An old Cracked article. =P