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MGTOWs herald holographic waifu-in-a-jar as portent of “the post woman age”

Meet the little woman. Literally.

So a couple of days ago, I wrote about an exciting new development in the world of imaginary women: a Japanese company has developed a holographic virtual waifu for men who prefer the women in their life to be completely submissive, completely imaginary, and live in a little jar.

At the time, I wondered aloud what would happen once MGTOWs discovered this new imaginary lady. Would they hail her as a big step towards the eventual replacement of all real human women? Or would they complain about all the naggy texts she’s programmed to send to her real-boy masters?

Actually, they’ve done both.

“Just take my money, “they” can shame me I don’t care I want one,” wrote one happy Redditor in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit in a thread devoted to the imaginary jar lady.

[A] single tear of joy just rolled down my eye, the post woman age is here boys and its glorious. The more lesbians I see the better hahaha

Another commenter pointed out the ways this imaginary women — which is scheduled to the hit market late next year — will be superior to the flesh and blood kind:

Men will enjoy this because it means a virtual companion who will make the home ready everytime they come back and talk to them. That feeling of care and being available to help you whenever you need it is a luxury a real life woman would never provide on account of female nature being selfish and needy. As men, we tend to value loyalty above all else and a virtual companion does just that. Furthermore, this is far better than the alternative of picking up the house after a lazy ungrateful real life woman. Men no longer have to work the second job of taking care of a grown child.

But he can’t imagine women getting the same sort of satisfaction from a tiny virtual dude:

Now, for women, this device does nothing. Women desire social status and bragging that you have a virtual companion is probably the furthest thing you can do to gain status. While they may secretly enjoy it, they aren’t the audience to shell out $3000 bucks. They’d rather put that $3000 bucks into doing their hair and makeup in order to try and seduce a top-tier man. They do not value a clean house or loyalty and any companionship they may want is already readily available because of all her beta orbiters who are at her beck and call.

Others were less enthusiastic.

“[N]o…if i can’t f*ck it and it doesn’t cook it’s worthless to me,” wrote one.

“Wow. it’s kinda depressing,” wrote another.

I couldn’t help but cringe… we can find strength in independence rather than seek false comfort. It just seems delusional.

And then there was that whole “texting you while you’re at work” thing.

“I can see how the Herbivore Men would like this, but I’m gonna pass,” one commenter declared.

No way am I checking in to tell a bunch of pixels what time I’ll be home. Being alone would be far better.

MGTOWs: As predictable as they are creepy.

Of course, in twenty years (ten?) everyone will have tiny holographic friends, living in jars, floating in the air, who knows where else. I’m holding out for a tiny lady in the radiator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awVNCIjQq1A

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Blackrising
Blackrising
8 years ago

You think they’re ever gonna realize how obvious it is that they have never actually lived with a woman? (Except maybe their mother.)

Though I do have to agree with one of their points: The more lesbians the better.

Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
8 years ago

Again, I think the men who’d be into this product are the ones who shouldn’t be near a real woman anyway, so it’s kind of a win-win. I did love the lack of self-awareness in this bit:

Men will enjoy this because it means a virtual companion who will make the home ready everytime they come back and talk to them. That feeling of care and being available to help you whenever you need it is a luxury a real life woman would never provide on account of female nature being selfish and needy.

Because there’s certainly nothing selfish an needy in a man who wants a woman’s life to revolve around him, right?

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
8 years ago

I clicked on the Lady in the Radiator clip and I have to know what the hell I just watched. What film was that from?

Bina
Bina
8 years ago

Men will enjoy this because it means a virtual companion who will make the home ready everytime they come back and talk to them. That feeling of care and being available to help you whenever you need it is a luxury a real life woman would never provide on account of female nature being selfish and needy. As men, we tend to value loyalty above all else and a virtual companion does just that. Furthermore, this is far better than the alternative of picking up the house after a lazy ungrateful real life woman. Men no longer have to work the second job of taking care of a grown child.

LOL, what a pity it will never make them a sandwich…

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/986/050/a31.jpg

Conan the Librarian
Conan the Librarian
8 years ago

The Migitows may say they yearn for the onset of a “post-woman age” but really, if that happened, who would they have to bitterly obsess over? After all, nothing’s keeping them from being wholly independent of female companionship if they so choose.

Anyway, the “post woman age” will only ever exist in their minds – as for the rest of us, many women and men will get together, as will men and men, women and women, and other gender combinations as well. And some will be content without engaging in intimate relationships of that sort. The only unhealthy thing is to be so twisted by the idea of intimate relationships and how they ought to be that it becomes all about hatred or using other people.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
8 years ago

They can’t even handle the idea of a virtual woman asking about their day and wanting to know them more.

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Purveyor of Misandrist Klondike Bars
8 years ago

Furthermore, this is far better than the alternative of picking up the house after a lazy ungrateful real life woman. Men no longer have to work the second job of taking care of a grown child.

Just remember, Projection ain’t just a river in Egypt.

dreemr
dreemr
8 years ago

So, woman wouldn’t want a male version (so many problems with THAT already) because women don’t value a clean house…

First of all, do they even know any women? I am not crazy about housework but I, y’know, make something of an effort to keep the place habitable.

But more importantly, I think they believe their little waifu-in-a-jar will somehow clean house for them?

Believe me, I have no interest in either a little man OR a little woman hologram in a jar – but if they’re gonna clean house then sign me up.

Angry Since 11/09/2016
Angry Since 11/09/2016
8 years ago

Delusional. It is nearly impossible to understand how they arrive at their conclusions about women and men. For instance, I just read a tweet from Mike Cernovich who claims Rogue One failed at box office because they boycotted it. Where do they get their news? It is behind A Force Awakens which is to be expected because it is a standalone and doesn’t star the original cast of the most popular 70’s and 80’s version. 4th biggest block office opening in December ever!
I’m convinced these boys have no idea what is going on in the world and have never touched a real woman before. I’ve heard of women taking care of men but never men taking care of women. In fact, the men as children trope is popular on tv despite being ran by white male executives.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
8 years ago

Sunny: that’s from the very surreal film Eraserhead.

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
8 years ago

For whatever reason, I can’t edit, so I’ll just leave this here:

My first husband thought it would be funny to take me to see Eraserhead when I was about 6 months pregnant with my first child.

There’s a reason I said first husband.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

They do not value a clean house

I must have missed the part where this little hologram cleans house for you.

Weird (pinko since 1969) Eddie
Weird (pinko since 1969) Eddie
8 years ago

I just… I can’t… I…

It just seems delusional.

Yeah, well, it kinda IS

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

They do not value a clean house or loyalty and any companionship they may want is already readily available because of all her beta orbiters who are at her beck and call.

Once again, misogynists can’t even get their misogynistic stereotypes straight. Usually women are bad because they want a clean home and misandrically prevent men from being surrounded in their own filth. And I thought men were the ones who were stoic lone wolves who don’t want to be around women for any reason other than sex and women are terrible because we insist on talking all the time and wanting to know about men’s feelings. Why it’s almost like all their rationale for woman hating is made up BS and they’ll say anything about us in order to excuse their hatred!

Emma
Emma
8 years ago

Wait, what do lesbians have to do with imaginary jar ladies?

Anyways, it’s really sad when someone is so cripplingly lonely that they feel like an imaginary girlfriend will provide them with fulfillment instead of human relationships; however, my sympathy ends there because they feel like they are owed women and they spend all their time hating women instead of doing something useful for the world or improving themselves or the lives of others.

TheKaraokeSinger
TheKaraokeSinger
8 years ago

“A second job taking care of a grown up child?”

Dude probably heard that from his ex-wife when she left his ass. He typed that out and thought to himself “Ha, that’ll show her for calling me names! Divorce totally worth it!”

LeftWingFox
LeftWingFox
8 years ago

Oh, I’m SO looking forward to the No Man’s Sky level disappointment from these guys.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
8 years ago

Anyways, it’s really sad when someone is so cripplingly lonely that they feel like an imaginary girlfriend will provide them with fulfillment instead of human relationships; however, my sympathy ends there because they feel like they are owed women and they spend all their time hating women instead of doing something useful for the world or improving themselves or the lives of others.

It’s only sad when the loneliness comes from no fault of the person in question. MGTOWs are actively repellent through choices they have consciously made, so I lack even the sympathy you manage to have. I give no fucks at all for the loneliness of intentionally horrible people.

Nobody Special
Nobody Special
8 years ago

I wonder if they’re programmed to say ‘You can wipe that off of my glass container yourself, you dirty sod’?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
8 years ago

Well, MRAs always have loved their projection.

*ba-dum tss*

Nobody Special
Nobody Special
8 years ago

The poor thing; it’ll think it lives in an inside-out snow globe.

Thank you! I’ll be here all week.

Friendly Neighborhood Dragon Arthur
Friendly Neighborhood Dragon Arthur
8 years ago

If you wanted companionship, just buy a pet! Sure, they can be messy and noisy, but cats, dogs, birds, fish, reptiles, and spiders are much more fun (and unpredictably organic) than some holographic doll that mindlessly bends to your will.

Then again, that’s probably why I’m happier than most of the MGTOW are. I seek organic relationships with people and animals.

Nobody Special
Nobody Special
8 years ago

To the complaints dept,
I want to return my waifu because it has developed some faults.
I could just about put up with it changing the channel every time I watch porn, or its repetitive singing of ‘Mr. Lonely’ if I don’t go out on a weekend, but I will absolutely NOT tolerate its constant referring to my neighbour as ‘Mr. Alpha next-door.
I expect a full refund.
Yours,
Mr. S. Addo.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

much more fun (and unpredictably organic) than some holographic doll that mindlessly bends to your will.

That’s how most people would look at it, but I have a feeling that just as MGTOW resent that women don’t mindlessly bend to their will, they resent that pets don’t either. Hence their hatred for cats especially, but other pets too.

I actually see hatred of cats as a huge red flag in a man because those men are usually sexist. If cats are threatening because they’re too independent and opinionated, you know they’re not going to take to a woman with a mind of her own much better. Not that I care if a man prefers dogs or some other pet species over cats, but if he rants about how horrible cats and people who love cats are, I stay the hell away from him.

Although I also think they’re jealous that women love their pets more than they could ever love an MGTOW’s bitter ass!

Kat
Kat
8 years ago

It’s I Dream of Jeannie for the twenty-first century!

I watched that show (about an astronaut who finds a curious-looking old bottle and takes it home, only to discover that it contains a female genie) in the before-time. I experienced alarm each time Jeannie called what’s-his-name “Master.” Luckily for our twentieth-century sensibilities, “Master” (a true blue, All American kind of guy) was too honorable to exploit their relationship. (Of course, the producers of the show still continually hinted at what could be.)

Perhaps in the era of Trump, I’m expected to wave good-bye to all that honor.

Not gonna.

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