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Silver Lining: We were spared Trump TV

I don’t want my Trump TV

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So here’s a little silver lining: Remember how, before the election, some people were speculating that Trump’s whole candidacy was really just an attempt to build up an audience so that he could launch Trump TV after he inevitably lost?

Hell, this theory might have even been true. But after Trump’s surprise victory, Trump TV was off the table. At least for now.

The YouTube channel Super Deluxe shows us what might have been:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5SEKyDeYuY

Actually that looks kind of awesome. Thanks, Super Deluxe!

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Weird (yeah, it CAN happen here) Eddie
Weird (yeah, it CAN happen here) Eddie
7 years ago

@ Troubelle:

Welcome to this strange new system that we

That’s a good one!!

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@Weird Eddie

Just that one line, huh? *hyeh*

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@Monzach
Peace to you and best of luck!

Scout
Scout
7 years ago

It’s all Trump all the time on the news now. I am trying to cheer myself up by hoping that, when he finally start the job he’s woefully ill-prepared to do, he’ll realize that it’s too hard for him, that it doesn’t really go with his desired lifestyle. He’ll get tired of late-night TV hosts eviscerating him every night.

Who am I kidding though?

LindsayIrene
7 years ago

Trump’s secretary of education pick is okay with child labor. His secretary of labor pick is against the minimum wage. He wants a woman whose considerable personal wealth comes from a corporate conglomerate that destroys small, local ventures in charge of small business affairs. We’d all be better off if Trump just wrote his dystopian fantasies as YA novels instead of trying to make them real.

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

@Monzach: Be well.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

Good luck, Monzach!

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
7 years ago

@Monzach,

Thanks for letting us know! Completely understandable, and it’s great that you’re able to spot this coming and (hopefully) try to reduce the impact a bit. I haven’t had severe depression for a while, but I still need to take time out occasionally; all part of essential self-care.

Look after yourself and get in touch if you need to talk to relative strangers 🙂

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
7 years ago

@Sinkable John, esquire,

How is you? 5 words or less is fine if that’s all you got 🙂

Dalillama, Effort Chicken
Dalillama, Effort Chicken
7 years ago

@Monzach
Take care of yourself.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Monzach
Take care of yourself. If I may offer a place of positivity that helps me when I start heading downward: http://positivedoodles.tumblr.com

Bina
7 years ago

Monzach, sad to hear it. Take care of yourself any way you need to. Hope the black hole doesn’t run on too deep or too long this time around.

Oh yeah, and TRUCK FUMP. Because I’m sure he’s not helping either.

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

Boggle the Owl is pretty good too, though a lot of the art stopped a few years ago (hopefully it’ll start coming back).

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
7 years ago

@Bina,

Oh yeah, and TRUCK FUMP.

Spoonerisms are THE BEST 😀

If you spoonerise the current PM’s name (in Aust.) it becomes Talcolm Murmbull. Perfect. The opposition leader becomes Shill Borten (oops)

Bina
7 years ago

Spoonerisms are THE BEST ?

Aren’t they? I thought it bore reviving, since I used to say “Buck Fush” a lot. And now I almost miss the bumbling idiot, sweatsocks stuffed in his flightsuit crotch and all. 🙁

banned@4chan.org
7 years ago

Good luck Monzart.

It might have been WHTM that convinced me to check out Gravity Falls. It’s surprisingly good. I like that Dipped has a mostly positive relationship with his sister.

Falconer
7 years ago

Take care, Monzach. See you later!

PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Bina,

I thought it bore reviving, since I used to say “Buck Fush” a lot. And now I almost miss the bumbling idiot, sweatsocks stuffed in his flightsuit crotch and all. ?

You know, I couldn’t stand his Presidency, hated who he surrounded himself with and who actually pulled his strings, but I genuinely liked Bush as a person, if that makes any sense at all.

Like I have an urge to ruffle his hair and chuck him under the chin.

He is…unique.

Jules
Jules
7 years ago

Oh, Trump TV will be waiting for him as soon as he leaves office.

Dalillama, Effort Chicken
Dalillama, Effort Chicken
7 years ago

@PeeVee

He is…unique.

He really isn’t, you can find the likes of him in any frathouse or car dealership on the continent.

Kinda OT, really fucked up:
Some festering wart on humanity is using Louisiana’s ludicrous anti choice laws to sue to force Sofia Vergara to bring two frozen embryos to term

authorialAlchemy
authorialAlchemy
7 years ago

He basically wants to be Putin, so I actually do expect government controlled TV channels, like Russia has.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@Dalillama, Effort Chicken
Between this case and the Ohio bill effectively banning abortion in that state I don’t know which is worse.

Snowberry
Snowberry
7 years ago

I don’t believe it. Roosh V is making his own version of Wikipedia called “Kings Wiki” (named after Return of Kings, apparently). No links because… just no.

I did check out some of the articles; it seems fairly sparse at the moment, and only one of them which I happened to read had much detail (specifically, “Attacks by Social Justice Warriors”). But the whole thing is… very manospherian. It’s like Conservapedia or Metapedia, except for misogynists.

Laugher at Bigots, Mincing Betaboy

I have to agree that it’s not much of a silver lining; der Pumpkinführer does not need his own TV network, and will probably just found one anyway, because [sarcasm] Hillary is the corrupt one and der Pumpkinführer will drain the swamp!!!! [/sarcasm]

Pie
Pie
7 years ago

@Snowberry

I don’t believe it. Roosh V is making his own version of Wikipedia called “Kings Wiki”

Vox Day is making his own wiki too, “Infogalactic”. Apparently SJWs are the main problem with wikipedia, so geting rid of them will make everything better. I have no interest in visiting it at all, though rationalwiki says that it is mostly filled with pages copied directly from wikipedia.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Infogalactic